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Date: Wed, 22 May 1996 05:52:10 -0700
Title: Roach Released
"Seen Tod lately? He's OUT ya know." Jake is drying mugs and commiserating
with me about life's irritants. He's the perfect barkeep and a good friend.
I always wonder who's bike Roach will have THIS time, and respond,
"Time flies when Roach isn't around. Was he in for the full quinquennium or
did he con some poor trusting soul to let him out of prison?"
"One of the most peccable dudes I ever met, yet he finds a sucker no matter
WHERE is. I'd HATE to be his probation officer!! How's he do it, boss?"
"No doubt about it, he is the scion of a golden-tongued peccable cockroach.."
We both laugh and I hear Jake thinking, "...who's bike will he be riding THIS
time...?"
*pec.ca.ble \'pek-*-b*l\ aj [MF, fr. L peccare] : liable or prone to sin.
1857 H. MILLER, Test. Rocks iii. 154 "Fitting and preparing peccable,
imperfect man, for a perfect impeccable future state."
*sci.on \'si--*n\ n [ME, fr. MF cion, of Gmc origin; akin to OHG chi-nan to
sprout,]split open, OE ci-nan to gape 1: a detached living portion of a
plant joined to a stock in grafting and usu. supplying solely aerial parts
to a graft 2: DESCENDANT, CHILD {a ~ of a royal stock}.
1869 FREEMAN, Norm. Conq. III. 22 "No son of a kingly father, no
scion of legendary heroes."
later,
d.
>From the alt.motorcycle.harley news group:
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>>Paul Pickford wrote:
>> My new '96 Heritage had arrived. Beautiful! My carport had no door,
>> and could be seen from the street. I was getting a rollerdoor on the
>> carport in a couple of days, so I parked the bike out back, under the
>> eaves. The next day I noticed foam and vinyl lying around. I checked
>> the bike, it's ok. No worries, ride off. Next day I noticed what had
>> happened, my dog had, get this, lifted up the leather flap on the side
>> of the seat, taken a bite out of the seat, and then put the flap back
>> down! No bullshit, that's exactly what happened. My smart Rotty
>> bitch...
>Now go to the bitch, lift her stub tail, take a bite out of her ass, and put
>her tail back down. Fair is fair, that'll teach her.
>83 FLT Rider
>John
Yup, New seat covered in dog hide. Would make a nice
conversation piece.
Putt Asshole #19 '71 FX Mogaumbi (the beast)
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