Date: Mon, 12 Aug 1996 07:02:14 -0700 (PDT)
Title: Gila locals

Two locals walk into the Owl Buffet.  They sit at a table near one of the
darker areas of the bar.  Ray calls out, above the din of quiet conversation,
"You fellahs feelin' frugivorous this evening?  Want some fresh peach ice cream
and a Hollenbeck Tooth o' the Dragon?"

One says yes, the other sneers, "Gimme a Bud, none o' that fancy shit, you
understand?"

Ray says, "Okey dokey, one Peach and Hollenbeck and one Plain Old Ordinary
Bud..."

L.A., sitting at a table near the two locals, leans toward them and inquires,
"You do farmin' out here?"

The Bud-dude replies, "We come in here ta relax and have a beer, not ta have a
buncha queer conversation from a buncha gay-assed bikers..."

*fru.giv.o.rous \fru:-'jiv-*-r*s\ aj [L frug-, frux + E -vorous] : feeding
on fruit.
1809 SYD. SMITH, in Edin. Rev. Apr. 147 "Philippics against
frugivorous children after dinner, are too common."

later,
d.


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