Date: Tue, 31 Dec 1996 07:53:55 -0800 (PST)
Title: Bell's Bus

Bell is giving Joey and Vern a tour of her new RV.  Joey is seated in
the driver's seat, looking out through the massive Greyhound Bus windshield,
both hands on the large steering wheel, says between vocalized bus roar
sounds, "This is cool!  I feel like I'm gonna hit the runway and blast off
any minute!"  He moves the wheel back and forth and asks, "How's the
steerage on this?  Pretty easy to operate, isn't it?"

Bell answers, "It's like driving on a cloud.  Everything's power-driven, it
gives you the feeling you're flyin'."

Vern, sitting on the couch behind the driver's seat says, "You takin'
anyone on this United States tour or are ya goin' it alone?"

Bells sits beside Vern, puts her arm around his large shoulders, and with
a hug asks, "You makin' an offer, Vern?  You want to go with me?  If you do,
I guarantee it's all couth, first class. No steerage accommodations on this
vessel."

They laugh.  Bell adds,  "I've asked Azi if he wants to go, but if I get a
BETTER offer..."  She playfully nudges Vern in the ribs.

"I'll go with ya, Bell, and  I'll do the cookin'!"  Joey chimes in.

*steer.age \'sti(*)r-ij\ n [fr. its orig. being located near the rudder] 1:
   the act or practice of steering; broadly : DIRECTION 2: a section in a
   passenger ship for passengers paying the lowest fares and given inferior
   accommodations.

*couth \'ku:th\ aj [back-formation fr. uncouth] : POLISHED, SOPHISTICATED.

later,
d.

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