Date: Thu, 2 Jan 1997 12:01:46 -0800 (PST)
Title: Job Interview

Jane and Sis are at Bikers. They're sitting at the bar. Jane says to Sis,
"I heard you're out of work, do you have any job offers on the horizon?  You
still looking for work?"

Sis smiles, hoists her beer mug and says, "Here's to looking!"  She takes a
swig of Hollenbeck, bangs the metal mug on the bar decisively.  "Plenty of
resumes sent out. Ginger offered me a little Johnny-on-the-spot job as her
'personal assistant'.  Trouble is,  I think I've had too much of the Center. I
need to find something more in line with some of my stronger talents. Something
NON-clerical, which doesn't require a knowledge of MailMerge!"

"Here's to working together AND independently!"  Jane adds, and continues,
"How about joining me in the Private Eye and Body Guard business?"  Jane
glances up and down the bar, moves closer, and continues enthusiastically,
"From what I've seen, you'd be REAL good at it. You could get a license in no
time at all and we'd be in business, for OURSELVES."

*John.ny-on-the-spot \.ja:n-e--.o.n-th*-'spa:t, -e--.a:n-\ n : one who is on
hand and ready to perform a service or respond to an emergency.

later,
d.

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