" Harley gone?
   
   


Date: Sun, 26 Mar 1995 06:56:16 -0700
Title: Harley gone?

So what am I to do? Claire called Sis a slut and Sis
just called her an asshole.  I'm not sure what else
was said because I sorta faded out there for a moment.
In my eyes both Claire and Sis traduce themselves,

tra.duce \tr*-'d(y)u_:s\ vb : to lower the reputation of :
DEFAME, SLANDER.

playing such stupid whimsical games.  At one point I
heard myself say something like, "...how can Joey
be the cause of all this nonsense?"  The whole scene
was too soapy for me to believe.
Sis is leaving.  Claire is climbing from under the table.
Vern sat back down and asked for seconds on dinner.
Jake walked away, probably to get Vern his 2nd dinner.
"Hey, man!  Where's Harley?  Where'd you leave Harley?"
Sis is shaking my shoulder as if I'm asleep or unconscious.
I'm shrugging her hand off my shoulder, "did I have Harley
or did you?"  We are looking at each other in amazement
and together, "JOEY!??!"
Claire makes my whole nervous system feel like
fingernails on a blackboard as she is screeches in
laughter, holding her side as if in pain.

con.tre.temps \'ka_:n-tr*-.ta_: n\ n, pl con.tre.temps \-.ta_: n(z)\
  : an inopportune embarrassing occurrence.




Yep, I sent this on the weekend.  It is a LOVELY
Saturday.     Hope yours was too.
luv ya,
d