Date: Tue, 25 Mar 1997 06:33:27 -0800 (PST)
Title: Wet Shorts Night

The Wet Boxer Shorts contestants, Vern, Jane, L.A., B.J., Louie, and Noose,
stand in a line on Biker's stage dressed in their Bikers T-shirts and boxer
shorts.  Jane, now dressed in a dry T-shirt and a very large pair (maybe
Vern's) of boxer shorts, looks like a Lolita alongside the 6-foot-plus
Vern,
and the hairy, wide L.A..
Roach yells, "Who's that cute lil girl up 'ere onna stage?  She gonna show us
sumthin we ain't never seen, err what?"

Noose answers from stage right, "She might have it up HERE," he puts his hands
on his chest, "But I sure don't see nuthin' down here," and he grabs his crotch
with one hand. Guffaws snorts yuks and more yahoos belch themselves from the
well-tuned well-oiled crowd.

Jake holds the hose above his head and yells, "Let the wettings begin..."

*Lo.li.ta   n. [fr. Lolita, character in the novel Lolita (1955) by Vladimir
Nabokov : 1959] : a precociously seductive girl.

later,
d.



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