Date: Thu, 17 Jul 1997 07:15:41 -0700 (PDT)
Title: and L.A. sez to PeckFace...

L.A. murmurs slurs slowly complains to Peck, "I gotta do harbor boat patrol
next month. The LAPDs tryin' to cleanup the beaches. We're watchin' fer
SUSpekts, dope deals stolen wheels looking for aliens, captain said since we're
in L.A. we may as well be ufologists, yeah ufostuff too! Ocean lights and on
the water, a pharo--logical escapaaaade, makin' absolutely sure all the buoys
are lit up nice n' bright. Fuckin' maintenance men, man. Captain told us to
watch the flow of traffic an' people, where they go, how they come, like
watchin my ant farm, geez!"  he quickly gulps his Kooky Boot, "Nazdravi!"

"Ants on the boat?" Peck queries dead seriously quietly, "Experts, mire-mee, uh
myrmecologists, will tell ya we humans are no fucking NEAR as low and organized
as the fuckin' ANTS, man!"  Sitting Peck quickly loses his balance and
intensely regains it, a couple sheets to the wind.

"We fucking-A-john-dittybag AIN'T ants, man, and furthermore we ain't even
fucking UNCLES!"  A fist bangs the table in affirmation.
They face each other, nodding seriously, with a philosophically correct long
pause between them.

*ufol.o.gy n.  : UFO + -logy : 1959 : the study of unidentified flying objects.

*pha.rol.o.gy n. [Gr. a lighthouse + -logy.] The art or science which treats
of lighthouses and signal lights. [Gr. an egg + -logy.] their coloring, size,
shape, and number.

*myr.me.col.o.gy n. ISV : cir. 1902 : the scientific study of ants.

later,
d.

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