Ann was worried about "spoilage"?

Has Bill figured out yet how to be a "billie can"?

Does Sylvia want to live in the New York subways?

The older man at the "other" family reunion likes to show off his "tighty whities"!

Would someone please let Agnes know what kind of treat is from Purina?

Mark thinks a sexy soap opera is called, "Young and Beautiful"?

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of Orange Juice?...It said 'concentrate'.

What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?"

What do a blonde and a burnt out light bulb have in common? ...One's just as bright as the other!

What's a blonde's favorite saying? ...'I don't know'

Why'd the blonde bury her driver's license? ... Because it had expired!

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a brunette? ...Artificial Intelligence!!!

How can you tell if a blonde has just been using a computer? ...There's white-out on the screen!

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?"

How do you get a blonde to be quiet? ...Just say to her: "A penny for your thoughts.

What's the blonde's cheer? ..."I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B-L-O-N..., ah, oh, well... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea, yea, yea...

Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes? ... So they remember 'Toe Goes in First

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? ...They can't get all that water in the little package.

How do you amuse a blonde for hours? ...Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Why don't blondes like audio-books? ...There aren't any pictures.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? ...They heard under seventeen weren't admitted!!!

Why didn't the blonde go in the building? ...She heard it was four stories and she didn't like to read.

How does a psychic refer to a blonde? ... Light reading.

How did the blonde try to kill the fish?... By drowning it.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird? ...By throwing it off of a cliff.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words? ...Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What do call a smart blonde? ...A golden retriever."

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart? ...The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

Why do blondes wear ponytails? ...So people won't see the valve on their head.

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? ...She opens the car door.

How can you tell blondes are so bias? ...They keep going, "Buy us this," "Buy us that

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, "Disneyland Left" ...so they turned around and went home. "Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? ...To see what was on the other side.