a.k.a.
A "Nut" in a Nutshell
a.k.a.
A
"Nut" in a Nutshell
| Name | Vitali [Alik] Perakh |
| Also called | Comrade, El Russo, The Mad Russian, Alik the Phallic, Mr. Lust for Life, Vitali, Dr. Evil |
| Residence | 51 weeks/yr - San Diego, California (pics); 1 week/yr - Black Rock City, NV |
| Physical | Dark brown/black hair, green/gray eyes, 5'6", +- 150 lb. |
| Birth place | Novosibirsk (central Siberia) |
| Age | I've been 25 for years now and plan to stay that way |
| Sign | As Capricorn as they get; (Leo rising, but not proud of it) |
| Ethnicity | 1/2 Jewish, 1/4
Ukrainian, 1/4 Officially Russian, but actually unknown
-my Grandpa was a war orphan. Best as I can tell I'm Jewish from the shoulders up and Ukrainian in my belly. That leaves everything below the waist, which most people agree, must be of African descent [on account of my dancing, of course :)] |
| Pictures | Goofy Whacky Stuffy Self Portrait |
| Languages | Fluent in
English, Russian, Hebrew, and mumbling Can get by in need in Spanish and curse fairly well in Arabic |
| Belief system | A practicing Agnostic |
| Spirituality | Have a profound personal relationship with that which I vaguely refer to as "God" |
| Profession | Businessman:
Current - Former -
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| Non-professional roles |
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| Hobbies (current and some former): |
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| Favorite Music | I don't believe
to limiting myself to any one, or two types of music, so
long as it's good and creative. Some of my more favorites:
you get the idea. NOT some of the favorites (these should be flogged in public): Michael Bolton/off, Pariah Carrey. |
| Role Models | Pan, Leonardo De Vinci, Albert Einstein, Miki Rourke's character in Wild Orchid, Lazarus Long, the Fool tarot card, the Magus tarot card, Herman Hesse's Siddhartha |
| Purpose in Life | Live young, die
fast, leave a well-used corpse behind. More specifically - I want to be shot by a jealous lover on my 95th birthday. |
| Turn-ons | Beautiful people (which is not the same as good looking), pretty women (I'm not superficial, I'm male), wisdom, big hearts, courage, dancing |
| Turn-offs | Stupidity, laziness, dullness, lack of integrity, narrow minds, & people who don't know themselves |
| Favorite movies | Little Big Man, Moulin Rouge, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Abyss, Brazil, City of the Lost Children, Blade Runner, The Fifth Element, Dersu Uzala, Bambi Meets Godzilla, Life of Brian. |
| Favorite TV shows | Simpsons, South
Park. The rest of TV stinks. |
| Favorite quotes | "The
truth will set you free, but first it will piss you
off." - Herb
Tanzer "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein "Wherever you go, there you are..." - Backaroo Bonzai "Two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the first." - Albert Einstein "Never whistle while you're pissing." - A Zen master, disclosing "The secret of Zen" "To feel pain is human. The suffering is optional." - Werner Erhardt "All life's a blur of Republicans and meat" - Zippy the Pinhead "You can't have
everything. Where would you put it?" -
Steven Wright Interviewer: "How do you do!" "I am not my
brother's keeper. From a daily tip calendar: "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn." "Today you feel so free, |
| Favorite poems | Anything by Pushkin and Aleister Crawley's Hymn to Pan |
| Favorite color | Black (it is too, a color) |
| Favorite wine | Merlot and Georgian wines |
| Favorite drink | Green tea, red wine, microbrew beers (especially the ambers), kvas, kóumiss (a traditional Kazakh drink made of slightly alcoholic mare's yogurt - I know it looses a lot of the appeal in the translation, but it's the taste buds that count). |
| iwanttobepan@yahoo.com | |
| Want to be famous? | Go HERE to tell about yourself. A chance to toot you own horn. |
If you had the patience to read this far... -
Get a life!!
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