Kind of looks like a
Jenny Holzer piece.
Jenny Holzer (b. 1950) is an
American conceptual artist whose works have appeared in the Guggenheim
Museum and the Hamburger Kunsthalle in Germany.
Just a normal Tuesday for Cher.
Cher (b. 1946 under the name
Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPierre) is a singer and actress who has appeared on
various television shows and in films. She first rose to fame as the co-host
of a series of TV variety shows with her then-husband, Sonny Bono.
Well, I’m gonna go
get my Eggo out of the toaster. Anybody want one?
Eggo is a brand of frozen waffles
that can be heated up in the toaster. They are manufactured by Kellogg’s.
“The corpse is yours.”
Go in peace.
“Go in peace” is a phrase that appears at the end of the Catholic (and other
Christian sects) liturgy; the priest says it at the end of Mass to dismiss
the congregation.
This man had love in
his tummy!
A reference to the 1968 song
“Yummy, Yummy, Yummy” by the band Ohio Express. Sample lyrics: “Yummy,
yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy/And I feel like a-lovin’ you.”
He’s only mostly
dead!
A line from the 1987 movie The
Princess Bride.
Luke, join me or
you’ll star in Corvette Summer.
An imitation of Darth Vader, the
villain in the original Star Wars trilogy (Star Wars, The
Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi). “Luke” is a
reference to hero Luke Skywalker. The actor who played Luke, Mark Hamill (b.
1951), starred in a film called Corvette Summer the year after
Star Wars was originally released.
Hey, you’re not my
dad—you’re Hitler!
Adolf Hitler (1889-1945) was the
dictator of Germany during World War II (1939-45).
Oh, Judy!
Judy is the leading lady in the
classic puppet show Punch & Judy. She is Punch’s wife, and is generally
beaten to death during the course of the play.
To boldly go where no
man ...
A line from the introduction to
the television series Star Trek, which aired from 1966 to 1969. The
introduction, voiced by series star William Shatner, went like this: “To
explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life, and new civilizations; to
boldly go where no man has gone before.”
We call them Snaptite
lens.
May be a reference to the Snaptite
line of model cars.
You taste like Vince
Edwards.
Vince Edwards (1928-1996) was an
actor best known for his performance in the title role of the television
series Ben Casey, which aired from 1961-1966. He also appeared in a
number of films and released six albums.
Sylvia
Plath, R.N.
Sylvia Plath (1932-1963) was an
American poet and novelist whose works generally dealt with themes of
alienation, destruction and death. Her most famous work was the
semi-autobiographical novel The Bell Jar (1963), the story of a
suicidal young woman’s mental breakdown. Plath suffered from severe
depression and was hospitalized during college. She killed herself in 1963.
Could you pee in the
bell jar, please?
See reference to
Sylvia Plath, above.
Nick Mancuso is
Stingray.
Nick Mancuso (b. 1948) is an actor
who has appeared in dozens of films and television series. He starred in the
short-lived TV series Stingray in 1985, playing Ray, a mysterious man
who dresses in black, drives a Stingray, and helps people with their
personal problems.
A sign left by
ancient astronauts.
The term “ancient astronauts” was
coined by author Erich Von Daniken in his popular tome Chariots of the
Gods, in which he postulated that the pyramids of ancient Egypt were
built with extraterrestrial assistance.
You’ll
enjoy the tight suspension of the Mercury Comet.
The Mercury Comet was a model
first put out by Ford in 1971 as a companion to the successful (and
virtually identical) Ford Maverick. Both models ceased production in 1977.
I think I’ll have a Papa Burger—you?
The Papa Burger is a mainstay menu
item at A&W root beer stands. It features two beef patties, mustard,
ketchup, tomatoes, pickles, and onions. Cheese is optional. A&W also offers
Grandpa, Mama, Baby and Teen burger models.
Can we stop at the
Turk’s Inn? Can we stop at the Big Steer?
Can we stop at Cranberry Cove?
“Turk’s Inn” is probably a
reference to the kitschy steakhouse/Middle Eastern restaurant in Hayward, Wisconsin. The Big Steer
Restaurant and Lounge is a steakhouse in Altoona, Iowa. Cranberry Cove may
be a reference to a resort outside Eagle River, Wisconsin.
Is he chasing James
Dean?
James Dean (1931-1955) was an
iconic young film actor and teen heartthrob who made his reputation playing
bad boys and delinquents, as in his archetypal role in Rebel Without a
Cause. He assured himself of film immortality by dying young in a car
accident outside Paso Robles, California.
What’s this? Our
fanatical physician and his fickle fiancee? Speeding to their country
cottage?
An imitation of the announcer from
the 1966 TV series Batman, starring Adam West. The announcer, who was
voiced by executive producer William Dozier, led into commercial breaks with
similarly portentous phrases.
We now join
Barefoot in the Park, already in progress.
Barefoot in the Park
is a Neil Simon play, written in 1963, about two newlyweds who move into
their first apartment after the honeymoon. In 1967 it was made into a film
starring Robert Redford and Jane Fonda.
[Sung] Leader of the
pack ...
From the song “The Leader of the Pack” by the Shangri-Las. Sample lyrics:
“Is she really going out with him?/Well, there she is, let’s ask her/Betty,
is that Jimmy’s ring you’re wearing?”
Diarrhea is like a
storm raging inside me.
This is reportedly a slogan from
an old Pepto-Bismol commercial. It was a favorite catchphrase among the
writers and variations on this theme were common.
Well, he shouldn’t
have eaten at Jack in the Box.
Jack in the Box is an American
chain of fast food restaurants. In 1993, about 400 people, mostly in the
Northwest, became ill after they were exposed to the E. coli bacteria in
tainted hamburger meat sold at the restaurant; three small children in
Seattle died. The resulting outcry almost destroyed the company, but it
seems to have bounced back.
Hi, I’m William Proxmire.
How are you doing? Put ‘er there.
William Proxmire (b. 1915) is a
former senator from Wisconsin who served in Congress for 32 years before
retiring in 1989. He is best known for creating the Golden Fleece Awards,
which highlight wasteful government spending.
Oh, thank you, God.
Thank you so bloody much!
This is a line from the classic
British TV show Fawlty Towers,
spoken by John Cleese, who played hotel owner Basil Fawlty.
He’s either gonna win
the Nobel Prize or the Heisman Trophy.
The Nobel Prize is actually six
prizes (physics, chemistry, medicine, literature, economics, and peace)
awarded annually for the greatest intellectual achievements of that year.
The fund for the prizes was established in 1895 by Swedish industrialist
Alfred Nobel, the inventor of dynamite. The Heisman Trophy is awarded every
year to the outstanding college football player, as determined by a poll of
sportswriters; it is named after John Heisman, a player and coach in the
late nineteenth century.
Hey, it’s Johnny
Tremain.
Johnny Tremain is the eponymous
hero of the children’s book by Esther Forbes. The novel tells the story of a
young boy during the Revolutionary War, whose hand is deformed in an
accident.
Okay, pencils down.
How much did you risk? Oooh ...
A reference to the game show
Jeopardy, starring Alex Trebek.
So is it honey he’s
putting in the KC Masterpiece sauce?
KC Masterpiece sauce is a barbecue
sauce available in grocery stores around the country; it is based on the
sauce served at the KC Masterpiece restaurant in Kansas City.
Dude, he’s wiring his
lab for quad! –Pro Logic.
Pro Logic is a surround-sound
system developed by Dolby for home theaters.
Man, I am tearing through the
Brawny.
Brawny is a brand of paper towels
manufactured by Georgia-Pacific.
I bet he’s gonna turn
her into Mrs. Olson!
“Mrs. Olson” was a pitchwoman for
Folger’s coffee in commercials that aired during the 1960s and 1970s. She
was played by actress Virginia Christine.
Oh—you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up!
A paraphrase of Harry Nilsson’s
song “Coconut.” The actual lyrics: “You put the lime in the coconut and
drink them both up.”
Hey, it’s Darkman.
Darkman
was a 1990 film starring Liam Neeson as a scientist whose face is destroyed
in a lab explosion and must don masks made of synthetic skin.
Done! Now it’s time
to make my own Bailey’s.
Bailey’s Irish Cream is a liqueur
made from cream, eggs, chocolate, and Irish whiskey.
This is the most
complicated beer bong I’ve ever seen.
A beer bong is a device designed
to enable a drinker (usually a college student) to swallow a vast quantity
of beer in very short order. There are a number of variants, but a bong
generally consists of a funnel, a tube, and a length of flexible hose.
An American in vitro.
This is a variant on An
American in Paris, a 1951 movie musical starring Gene Kelly and Leslie
Caron.
They saved Sister
Bertrille’s brain.
Sister Bertrille, played by Sally
Field, was the “flying nun” in the TV series of the same name, which ran
from 1967-1970. The phrase is a parody of the terrible 1968 B movie They
Saved Hitler’s Brain.
She talks like Clutch
Cargo.
Clutch Cargo
was a 1959 animated TV series that attempted to eliminate the time and
expense of drawing lip movements by simply filming the voice actors’ lips
through a megaphone and superimposing them onto the animated characters,
with truly bizarre results.
“Transplant her into
what?” Larry Storch.
Larry Storch (b. 1923) is an actor and voiceover artist best known for his
role in the TV series F Troop and as the voice of Koko the Clown in a
lengthy series of animated shorts.
Sounds like Crazy
Guggenheim’s in there.
Crazy Guggenheim, played by Frank
Fontaine, was a character on The Jackie Gleason Show from 1962-1966.
Guggenheim, a perpetual drunk, appeared regularly opposite Gleason in the
“Joe’s Bar” skits.
It’s like The
Soupy Sales Show!
The Soupy Sales Show
was a Saturday morning kids’ TV show that aired from 1959-1962.
Eww—Dylan Thomas’s
last moments on earth.
Dylan Thomas (1914-1953) was a
Welsh poet (he wrote the famous lines “Do not go gentle into that good
night/Rage, rage against the dying of the light”). While he enjoyed
professional and critical success, he was perennially hounded by the tax man
and had a serious drinking problem, which led his marriage into
difficulties. He died of alcohol poisoning after a particularly heavy binge
in 1953.
If
Jack Ruby owned a Denny’s.
Jack Ruby (c. 1911-1967) was a
Dallas nightclub owner who catapulted to fame when he shot and killed Lee
Harvey Oswald, the accused assassin of President John F. Kennedy. Ruby was
convicted of the killing and sent to prison, where he died of cancer in
1967. Denny’s is a budget chain of restaurants found across the length and
breadth of this fair land.
I hope that’s not
Rose Marie.
Rose Marie (b. 1923) is an actress
who is best known for her role as Sally Rogers on The Dick Van Dyke Show,
which ran from 1961-1966. She got her start as a child actress (under the
name “Baby Rose Marie”) in the 1920s.
Hey, look—the panel
from What’s My Line? is behind her there.
What’s My Line?
was a television game show that aired from 1950-1967, in which a panel of
celebrities would try to guess the jobs of contestants with unusual
occupations. Panelists at various times included Fred Allen, Steve Allen,
Bennett Cerf, and Dorothy Kilgallen.
Senor Wences and
Evita—out on
the town!
Senor Wences (real name Wenceslao
Moreno) was a Spanish ventriloquist who made frequent appearances on The
Ed Sullivan Show. He was known for his comic banter with a hand puppet
named Johnny and a puppet hidden in a box who went by the name of Pedro. He
died in 1999 at the age of 103. Evita was the nickname of Eva Peron
(1919-1952), the wife of Argentine president Juan Peron, who was wildly
popular among the working classes in Argentina.
Welcome to the Diane
Arbus cafe.
Diane Arbus (1923-1971) was a
photographer who got her start in fashion but who became renowned for her
portraits of people on the fringes of society: strippers, nudists,
transvestites, dwarfs and other similarly marginalized groups. Her work is
disturbing, not least because it is impossible to tell whether the
photographer is sympathetic or condescending toward her subjects. Arbus
committed suicide in 1971.
A night on the town
in Escanaba, Michigan.
Escanaba is a city on the upper
peninsula of Michigan, population 13,000.
Jojo was a man who
thought he was a woman.
This is a paraphrase of a line
from the Beatles song “Get Back.” The actual lyrics: “Jojo was a man who
thought he was a loner/But he knew it wouldn’t last.”
Rocky Graziano!
Rocky Graziano (1922-1990) became
the world middleweight boxing champion in 1946.
Hey, gang, there’s a
snuff film playing over at the Rialto! Let’s go!
Snuff films, an urban legend, are
purportedly movies in which one or more persons are actually killed on film.
The legend dates back to a film called Snuff, released in 1976, which
tacked an ending of an actress supposedly being killed onto a 1971 horror
film called Slaughter; producer Allan Shackleton attempted to arouse
interest in the cheaply made film by implying that the deaths in it were
real. People everywhere bought into the hype, although the legal system
forced Shackleton to add a disclaimer to the film stating that no one had
been harmed during the making of the movie. By that point, however, the
legend had taken on a life of its own. Even today, anti-pornography
crusaders cite snuff films as the ultimate example of male oppression and
exploitation of women, despite a complete lack of evidence for their
existence.
[Sung.] I’m getting
sentimental over you ...
From the song of the same name, written by George Bassman and Ned Washington
and recorded by Tommy Dorsey in 1932. Sample lyrics: “Never thought I’d
fall/But now I hear love call/I’m getting sentimental over you.”
So, you a goer, eh? Wink
wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?
This is a paraphrase of the
classic Monty Python sketch “Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge,” in which a man in a
pub torments a respectable chap in a bowler hat with endless strings of
innuendo. Sample lines:
Man: Evening, squire!
Squire: (stiffly) Good evening.
Man: Is, uh, ... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know
whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
Man: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
Squire: (flustered) Well, she sometimes “goes,” yes.
Man: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no
more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
Meanwhile, at Kurt Cobain’s house ...
Kurt Cobain (1967-1994) was the lead guitarist and singer for the
Seattle grunge rock band Nirvana, widely acknowledged as one of the most
influential groups of the 1990s. Cobain struggled with an addiction to
heroin; in March 1994 he briefly slipped into a coma after overdosing on
alcohol and drugs. The next month he killed himself with a shotgun in his
Seattle home.
He’s keeping her
alive with Grey Poupon!
Grey Poupon is a brand of
Dijon-style mustard manufactured by Kraft Foods.
Here’s Abe Burrows
and Jimmy Hoffa entertaining Eleanor Roosevelt.
Abe Burrows (1910-1985) was a
playwright whose works include Guys and Dolls and How to Succeed
in Business Without Really Trying. Jimmy Hoffa (1913-1975?) was a labor
leader who was president of the Teamsters union from 1957 to 1971. Hoffa,
who had well-known ties to organized crime, disappeared from a restaurant in
Detroit in 1975 and was declared legally dead in 1982. Eleanor Roosevelt
(1884-1962) was the wife of President Franklin Roosevelt and served as First
Lady from 1933-1945.
The skillet scrambler
was numptious.
A skillet scrambler is a popular
breakfast dish at restaurants, consisting of eggs scrambled with a variety
of ingredients, such as cheese, potatoes, sausage, etc.
I liked your
Nicholson impression.
Jack Nicholson (b. 1937) is an
actor who has appeared in dozens of films since he got his start in B movies
in the 1960s. His better-known movies include
Chinatown,
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, The Shining, and As Good
As It Gets.
“The arrangement is
pretty special.” Oh, by Elia Kazan.
The Arrangement (1969) is a film written and directed by Elia Kazan
(who also wrote the novel the film is based on). It stars Kirk Douglas and
Faye Dunaway.
Well, I had a falling
out with Delta Burke once, but who hasn’t?
Delta Burke (b. 1956) is an
actress best known for her role in the television series Designing Women,
which ran from 1986-1993.
Hi, I’m Casey Kasem,
and this one goes out to a heartsick lover with a severed head.
Casey Kasem (b. 1932) is the
long-standing host of the syndicated radio show American Top 40. A
regular feature of the show are the “long-distance dedications,” in which
listeners submit requests to have a song “dedicated” to a loved one.
Lucie Arnaz is back,
and she’s pissed!
Lucie Arnaz (b. 1951) is the
daughter of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. She got her own short-lived show in
1985.
Shannen Doherty, no!
Shannen Doherty (b. 1971) became
famous for her role as Brenda Walsh on TV’s
Beverly Hills 90210.
She has acted in a number of TV series and movies since then, including the
WB’s Charmed. She has a reputation for being difficult to work with
and was once sentenced to anger-management counseling after she smashed a
beer bottle on a car window during an argument.
Yes,
it’s Danny Bonaduce in the fight of his life!
Danny Bonaduce (b. 1959) played
Danny Partridge in the TV series The Partridge Family, which aired
from 1970-1974. In 1994 he bested Donny Osmond in a charity boxing match.
Knock three times on
the ceiling if you want me.
A line from the Tony Orlando and
Dawn song “Knock Three Times,” which hit number one in 1971. Sample lyrics:
“Oh my darlin’ knock three times on the ceiling if you want me/Twice on the
pipe if the answer is no.”
Battery acid? You’re
soaking in it!
“You’re soaking in it” was the
slogan in a series of commercials for Palmolive dish soap that aired from
1966 to 1992, featuring Madge the manicurist (played by Jan Minor).
Revenge--a dish best
served ...
A reference to Khan’s famous line
from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan: “Do you know the Klingon
proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very
cold in space.”
I wonder if Silk
Stalkings is on yet.
Silk Stalkings
was a TV crime show that aired as part of “Crime Time After Prime Time” from
1990-1999.
The
power of Matthew Star.
The Powers of Matthew Star
was a short-lived television series that aired from 1982-1983. It starred
Peter Barton as a teenage boy who was actually a superpowered alien.
[Sung.] To
Grandmother’s house we go.
A line from the traditional Christmas carol that goes “Over the meadow and
through the woods/To Grandmother’s house we go.”
Ah, I’ll tell them a
joke I heard on Arsenio last night!
The Arsenio Hall Show
was a talk show that aired from 1989-1994.
Bill Clinton in the
Oval Office.
Arkansas Governor William
Jefferson Clinton (b. 1946) became president of the United States in 1993.
In 1998 he became the second president to be impeached, but he was acquitted
by the Senate and finished out his second term in office.
Mrs. Carmichael?
A reference to The Lucy Show,
a sitcom starring Lucille Ball that aired from 1962-1968. Ball played Lucy
Carmichael; the line is an imitation of her boss, Theodore J. Mooney (played
by Gale Gordon).
Maybe she could get
work in a Peter Gabriel video.
Peter Gabriel (b. 1950) is a
musician who became famous in the rock group Genesis and went on to an even
more successful solo career.
Eww, she’s getting
cradle cap.
Cradle cap is a skin problem
common among young babies in which a crusty, scaly rash forms on the scalp.
It’s Pauly Shore.
Pauly Shore (b. 1968) is an actor
and comedian who has starred in a number of films, including Son in Law,
Jury Duty, and Bio-Dome.
... beside which
Carol Merrill is standing.
Carol Merrill was a model on the
TV game show Let’s Make a Deal from 1963-1977.
Spock!
A reference to any number of
Star Trek episodes.
That, and pouring at the
Moulin Rouge.
The Moulin Rouge, recently made
famous in the movie musical of the same name, was a French cabaret hall.
Opened in 1889, the Moulin Rouge featured can-can dancers (in fact, the
can-can was first performed there) as well as musical and variety acts.
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec immortalized the Moulin Rouge in many of his
paintings and drawings.
Why he gave my hand rich Corinthian leather, I’ll never know.
Ricardo Montalban used to do a
series of commercials for the Chrysler Cordoba in which he bragged about the
“rich Corinthian leather” of the upholstery.
The chocaholic, his
Godivas.
Godiva is a brand of high-end
chocolates; its stores can be found in upscale shopping malls across the
country.
Does it have
Nutrasweet?
Nutrasweet, or aspartame, is an
artificial sweetener used in soft drinks, gum, breath mints and many other
foods.
Paul Newman’s
Sockarooni Sauce.
Sockarooni Sauce is one of the
line of spaghetti sauces put out by actor Paul Newman; the line is called
Newman’s Own.
Marilyn Chambers?
Marilyn Chambers (b. 1952) became
famous after her turn in the X-rated film Behind the Green Door
(1972). She went on have a lengthy career in adult films.
Master Locks.
Master Locks is a Milwaukee-based
manufacturer of padlocks and other security products.
Why, you’re a freak,
a superfreak, you’re superfreaky.
A paraphrase of the Rick James
song “Superfreak.” Sample lyrics: “That girl’s all right with me, yeah/She’s
a super freak, super freak/She’s super-freaky, yow.”
“I’m only a head.”
[Sung.] That can’t say no.
A paraphrase of the song “I Can’t Say No” from the musical
Oklahoma!
Sample lyrics: “I’m just a girl who can’t say no/I’m in a terrible fix/I
always say ‘Come one, let’s go!’/Just when I oughta say nix.”
We are
part of the rhythm nation.
A reference to the Janet Jackson
song “Rhythm Nation” from the album of the same name. Sample lyrics: “People
of the world today/Are we looking for a better way of life/We are a part of
the rhythm nation.”
Back to The
Unearthly set.
A reference to Show 320, The
Unearthly.
I’m calling Nicole
Eggert tomorrow.
Nicole Eggert (b. 1972) is an
actress best known for playing Summer Quinn on the TV series Baywatch.
Faye Dunaway! Paydirt!
Faye Dunaway (b. 1941) is a
revered actress who made it big in the 1970s in such films as Bonnie and
Clyde, Chinatown,
and Network.
What’s Millie Helper
doing here?
Millie Helper was a character on
The Dick Van Dyke Show. She was played by actress Ann Morgan Guilbert
(b. 1928). Guilbert went on to act in movies and other TV shows, including
Picket Fences and The Nanny.
Could you just drop
me off at my Minnie Mouse audition?
Minnie Mouse was Mickey’s
girlfriend in the old Walt Disney shorts. She had a piercingly high and
squeaky voice.
Hey, that Hai Karate
really works.
Hai Karate was a cologne popular
in the 1970s. It used an advertising gimmick of handing out self-defense
instructions with every bottle—because men who wore it would have to fight
off the women who would flock to them.
Have
you seen Frankenhooker?
Frankenhooker
is a 1990 horror flick directed by Frank Henenlotter (the mad genius behind
Basket Case). It follows the zany exploits of a medical student who,
armed with his dead fiancee’s head, goes out looking for prostitutes he can
harvest for spare parts and bring her back to life.
Hello, hello, ladies
and gentlemen, here’s a little thing ...
An imitation of the smarmy host
from a Monty Python nightclub skit, who introduces the “Sci-Fi Sketch,”
featuring tennis-playing blancmanges from outer space.
Funny man Morty Gunty!
Morty Gunty (1929-1984) was the
host of a children’s show in New York City from 1963-1965. He appeared as himself in the 1984 Woody Allen film
Broadway Danny Rose.
All this can be yours
if the price is right.
This well known phrase is spoken
by the announcer on the long-running television game show The Price Is
Right. Johnny Olsen was the announcer from 1972-1985; Rod Roddy took
over the job in 1986.
Hey, the Jordanaires!
The Jordanaires acted as backup
singers for Elvis Presley on almost all his recording sessions for 14 years,
although they were a well-known group before that, performing regularly on
the Grand Ole Opry. The Jordanaires also sang backup for a number of other
musicians, including Jim Reeves, Patsy Cline, and Ricky Nelson.
That’s
Jane Russell!
Jane Russell (b. 1921) was one of
Hollywood’s leading ladies in the 1940s and 1950s. The voluptuous brunette
got her start in Howard Hughes’ The Outlaw (1943), a famous still
from which showed Russell tumbled in a pile of hay, with her décolletage on
abundant display. Her biggest success was starring opposite Marilyn Monroe
in 1953’s Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
The Johnny Hodges
siren.
Johnny Hodges (1906-1970) was a
renowned alto saxophone player. He played in Duke Ellington’s orchestra for
40 years.
I’ll build a stairway
to paradise.
A line from the song “Stairway to
Paradise” from the movie musical An American in
Paris
(1951). Sample lyrics: “I’ll build a stairway to paradise/With a new step
ev’ry day/I’m going to get there at any price/Stand aside, I’m on my way.”
This must be
Pottersville.
Pottersville is the new name of
the town during the “what if” segment in It’s a Wonderful Life
(1946), in which Jimmy Stewart sees what life in his hometown of Bedford
Falls would be like if he had never been born.
Uncle Fester!
Uncle Fester is a character on the
television series The Addams Family, which aired from 1964-1966. The
role was played by Jackie Coogan. In the feature films based on the TV show,
Christopher Lloyd played Fester.
I see Stieglitz and
Ansel Adams and ... Kenny Rogers!
Alfred Stieglitz (1864-1946) was
an American photographer who was a pioneer of modern art photography and
fought for many years to have photography recognized as an art form. Ansel
Adams (1902-1984) was a photographer famous for his photographs of natural
landscapes, particularly mountains. Kenny Rogers (b. 1938) is a successful
country music artist with roughly 60 albums to his credit.
They’re taking
pictures of Betty Rubble!
Betty Rubble was the wife of Fred
Flintstone’s pal Barney Rubble on the animated television series The
Flintstones, which aired from 1960-1966. She was voiced first by Bea
Benaderet and later by Gerry Johnson. In the 1994 live-action movie based on
the series, Rosie O’Donnell played Betty.
I just had a great Kodak moment.
“Kodak moment” was an advertising
slogan used by the Eastman Kodak company to signify an event so emotionally
significant that it must be preserved on film for all time; it has since
been enshrined in popular culture.
And now, Mel Blanc
makes his move. –You’re goin’ out with me, varmint!
Mel Blanc (1908-1989) was a
renowned Warner Bros. voiceover artist who worked on many of their classic
animated shorts. His characters included Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig,
Pepe le Pew and others. “You’re goin’ out with me, varmint” is an imitation
of another of his WB characters, Yosemite Sam.
I’ll have a drink with
James Finlayson.
James Finlayson (1887-1953) was a
bald, mustachioed comedian known for his double take followed by a slow
burn, seen most famously in a series of Laurel & Hardy shorts. He appeared
in nearly 200 films during his career.
I’m from the March of
Dimes.
The March of Dimes was founded by
Franklin Roosevelt in 1938, under the name the National Foundation for
Infantile Paralysis, to help fight polio (Roosevelt was himself partially paralyzed from polio). The name “March of Dimes”
came from a fundraising campaign urging radio listeners to send their dimes
to the White House as contributions. The organization officially changed its
name to March of Dimes in 1979. Since polio has largely been eradicated
thanks to Jonas Salk’s vaccine, the group now focuses on birth defects,
premature birth and other problems afflicting babies and pregnant women.
The Thrilla in
Manila?
The “Thrilla in Manila” was the
third and final boxing match between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier, which
took place in the Philippines on October 1, 1975. Ali won after Frazier’s
corner called a halt to the fight after 14 horrific rounds. It is considered
by many as one of the greatest fights of all time.
Thank you very much.
An imitation of singer and
cultural icon Elvis Presley (1935-1977).
Except Donny Most.
Donny Most (or Don Most, as he’s
now known) played Ralph Malph on the television sitcom Happy Days,
which aired from 1974-1984.
You’re no man to me,
mister!
A paraphrase of a line from the
Star Trek episode “Who Mourns for Adonais?” Kirk’s actual line: “If you
want to play god and call yourself Apollo, that’s your business. But you’re
no god to us!”
That’s
the last time I get in a car with Monty Clift, I’ll tell you that.
In a widely publicized incident,
actor Montgomery Clift (1920-1966), who appeared in such films as A Place
in the Sun and From Here to Eternity, ran his car into a
tree after leaving a party at Elizabeth Taylor’s house in 1956. He was badly
injured and had to undergo reconstructive surgery on his face before he
could resume his film career.
“Nothing’s impossible.”
Not with radar!
A reference to Show 520, Radar Secret Service.
[Sung.] There’s a
place for us ...
A line from the song “Somewhere,” from the Leonard Bernstein musical West
Side Story. Sample lyrics: “There’s a place for us/Somewhere a place for
us/Peace and quiet and open air/Wait for us/Somewhere.”
I just thought of a
funny Carrot Top bit I saw.
Carrot Top (b. 1967; real name
Scott Thompson) is a red-headed standup comedian who also appears in
commercials for AT&T.
She must have lived
with Ike Turner.
Ike Turner (b. 1931), along with
his wife Tina, performed a popular R&B act in the late 1960s and early
1970s. In 1975 Tina divorced Ike, claiming that he had abused her, and
launched a stunningly successful solo career.
And I believe in Crystal Light.
Crystal Light is a sugar-free
drink mix, similar to Kool-Aid. The line is part of a marketing slogan
developed in 1979: “I believe in Crystal Light because I believe in me.”