All works are owned and operated by Alan Spik, henceforth referred to as the-stupid-bastard-with-a-copyright-notice-on- his-web-pages, and all rights, obligations and cheese assortments are his to do with as he pleases. Any usage of the aforementioned magnificent creations without expressed written consent in blood will be considered an act of war. The consequences of said act will be extraordinarily violent and yours alone to bear. Any incursion on these rights of eminent domain of the-stupid-bastard-with-a-copyright-notice-on- his-web-pages is forbidden. No copying, appropriation, quotation, folding, spindling, or any other verb will be allowed to pass without a costly legal action involving millions and billions of lawyers, henceforth referred to in such vicious terms that we are not allowed to print them on this family network, and charges of racism, anti-semitism, anti-vikingism, police brutality, anti-homerism, mental cruelty, anti-rpgism and genetic engineering for the purpose of creating a master race to further their insane ideals will be hurled wantonly and with malice afore and after the thought in an effort to foment the rabble into a riotous orgiastic frenzy. Justice will be taken to the streets and the rabble will burn down their own residences and business establishments including but not limited to any fern bars in outrage. The rabble will scream slogans such as, " No justice, no hair piece!" and " What do we want?! Naked models!!! When do we want them?! Early in the morning when we're as stiff as boards!!! " and "Ra is the Sun God, He is a fun God, Ra! Ra! Ra!" Any failure to comply with the terms of this agreement, implicitly agreed upon by accessing the the-stupid-bastard-with-a-copyright-notice-on-his-web-pages' web pages, is unconscionable and morally reprehensible. Any action to circumvent this agreement will result in a really nasty kick to the gonads.

Wait a minute! After careful consideration and judeo-christian logic twisting it has become apparent to me that I am the one who created this. Scott Christensen obviously traveled back in time in a Satan spawned time machine and stole this before I wrote it. He is the Devil. Any one who sees him shall immediately deliver a kick to his gonads. This also applies to any other stuff I steal, ...er create. I, the Great and Mighty Oz so orders it.

If anyone notices any logical inconsistencies in the above statement it is obvious that they are in league with Scott Christensen and should immediately deliver a kick to their own gonads. If you want to use any of it in a game or to pass out  on a street corner while wearing a lowcut gold lamee dress go right ahead.