The Sites Copyright notices

Are you the brother of a genius? A sister? A distant relative? Passing one on the street at this moment? Or just wish you were?
Then enter the wacky copyright phrase contest!
Simply submit an entry for a finishing phrase in the style below.
 

The brother of a genius!.....

You'll receive a handsome email message which you may save for posterity, and have your name inscribed below with your winning entry!

Some folks, ( just my daughter) expressed an intrest in the collected copyright notices that I use to tease my brother, the genius.
So here they are. Each of the notices below appears on an actual web page published on the www.com
( www.com-Thats what the... "beast" ...we call the... "New World Order" ...uses to control the... "Evil" ...black... "Government" ... "helicopters" ...that... "mutilate" ...the... "cattle" ...to get the... "pregnant" ... "cow" ... "hormones" ...to... "inject" ...into you so you don't realize you have a... "computer" ...chip in your... "toaster" ...controlling your... "TV" ) 

..., The brother of a genius! That and a Laser Rifle will get me a cup of  Scout brew.
..., The brother of a genius! He's certifiable.
..., The brother of a genius! No, really!
..., The brother of a genius! At least that's what he told his girl friend!
..., The brother of a genius! But our parents like me the best.
..., The brother of a genius! A real one!
..., The brother of a genius! If he'd only use it for good.
..., The brother of a genius! You'd think he'd be rich.
...,  The brother of a genius! You heard me!
...,  The brother of a genius! And the band played on!
..., The brother of a genius! That not just empty space in there.
..., The brother of a genius! I wonder if we share the same genes?
..., The brother of a genius! Did you know he has six cats?
..., The brother of a genius! Wonder why he hasn't cured cancer?
..., The brother of a genius! It says so on his release papers.
..., The brother of a genius! How come we haven't seen it in the news?
..., The brother of a genius! Thats better than a poke in the eye!
..., The brother of a genius! All the news thats fit...All the news thats...All the ...
..., The brother of a genius! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.
..., The brother of a genius! Or so he says.
..., The brother of a genius! So come he hasn't taken over the world?
..., The brother of a genius! He never calls.
..., The brother of a genius! Wubba, wubba, wubba!
...
, The brother of a genius! He's not just whistling Dixie!
..., The brother of a genius! Ever notice how some people have wierd names?
..., The brother of a genius! And a fine upstanding young man!
..., The brother of a genius! You should see his tomato's!
..., The brother of a genius! Just $1 for a peek.
..., The brother of a genius! Maybe a supergenius!
..., The brother of a genius! Ever wonder who the spies were?
..., The brother of a genius! Need I say more?
..., The brother of a genius! Damned handsome too!
..., The brother of a genius! I guess that's enough teasing.
..., The brother of a genius! Yeah Baby!
..., The brother of a genius! Don't tell anyone!
..., The brother of a genius! Wacka Jawaka!
..., The brother of a genius! And the party of the first part.
..., The brother of a genius! That and $1.03 will get me a cup of coffee.
..., The brother of a genius! Brother can you spare an IQ point?
..., The brother of a genius! You'd think he'd help with my homework!
..., The brother of a genius! Check out his page!
..., The brother of a genius! You really can't judge a book by its cover.
..., The brother of a genius! He invented the knuckle dragging keyboard dance.
..., The brother of a genius! We checked his chromosomes.
..., The brother of a genius! a genius, I tell you!
..., The brother of a genius! He can see in the dark!
..., The brother of a genius! We know because he came in out of the rain.
..., The brother of a genius! Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
 ..., The brother of a genius! And gentleman farmer.
..., The brother of a genius! And a bottle of rum!
..., The brother of a genius! Watch it he's got a tiller!
..., The brother of a genius! Did I tell you he has six cats?
..., The brother of a genius! A defender of truth, justice, and free food for geniuses!
..., The brother of a genius! If he asks I didn't talk about him.
..., The brother of a genius! And a rootin, tootin, cowboy!
..., The brother of a genius! A prince of a fellow.
..., The brother of a genius! Going somewhere sailor?
..., The brother of a genius! Ra is a Fun God, He is the Sun God, Ra! Ra! Ra!!
..., The brother of a genius! Do you Know where he is?.
..., The brother of a genius! And a Webmaster, or is it masterwebber?
 ..., The brother of a genius! And a wacky Fella!
..., The brother of a genius! Don't laugh at him, he becomes enraged.
..., The brother of a genius! So why no clones?
..., The brother of a genius! A rototillin fool.
..., The brother of a genius! Look out for his cats!
..., The brother of a genius! You don't have to pat his head, but you can.
..., The brother of a genius! Are you tired of hearing about him yet?
..., The brother of a genius! Do you believe?
..., The brother of a genius! He's not part of a world wide conspiracy. Honest.
..., The brother of a genius! He's a labor of love.
..., The brother of a genius! Don't think it hasn't been tried.
..., The brother of a genius! He's not 5'-2" with eyes of blue, but he'll do.
..., The brother of a genius! No kidding!
..., The brother of a genius! If you see him, call the animal control!
..., The brother of a genius! Or at least above average.
..., The brother of a genius! It makes my head hurt.
..., The brother of a genius! Keep an eye out for your daughters.
..., The brother of a genius! Won't someone please think of the children!
..., Alan Spik, The brother of a genius! I love it when a plan falls apart.
..., The brother of a genius! I wish I knew what that meant.
..., The brother of a genius! You poor innocent fools.
..., The brother of a genius! Don't you love a long running joke?
..., The brother of a genius! Trust him and open your wallets
..., The brother of a genius! Am we confused yet?
..., The brother of a genius! Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of ethyl!
..., The brother of a genius! What the hell!
..., The brother of a genius! Thats why he's mom's second favorite.
..., The brother of a genius! Did I tell you about the cats?
..., The brother of a genius! You just never know really, do you?
..., The brother of a genius! He's Dreamy!
..., The brother of a genius! Hey, Diddle, Diddle!
..., The brother of a genius! And you thought you had problems.
..., The brother of a genius! He's aware of whats going on around him.
..., The brother of a genius! As we all are.
..., The brother of a genius! He lives at Lvl 8, Flr 6, Rad 30, Block 2, Apt. 666 Glisten City.
..., The brother of a genius! You'd think he'd know better.
..., The brother of a genius! Just keep walking.
..., The brother of a genius! And don't you forget it.
 ..., The brother of a genius! He should be Emperor!
..., The brother of a genius! I hope you're taking notes.
..., The brother of a genius! Just when you think you've escaped him.
..., The brother of a genius! He's quite suave.
..., The brother of a genius! This is where you find the dirt.
..., The brother of a genius! With a degree no less.
..., The brother of a genius! He's approachable.
..., The brother of a genius! A little closer, please.
..., The brother of a genius! A real, for true one.
..., The brother of a genius! I think he suspects.
..., The brother of a genius! It may be a plot.
..., The brother of a genius! Sometimes it rains on him.
..., The brother of a genius! He took a test.
..., The brother of a genius! Bet you wish you were!
..., The brother of a genius! Not a subgenius.
..., The brother of a genius! Who says this has to be entertaining?
..., The brother of a genius! Its pronounced Genius!
..., The brother of a genius! Maybe it is a plot...
..., The brother of a genius! One who knows his history. 
..., The brother of a genius! But I am the boy who enjoys invisibility.  Rafael Portugal

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