When there's snow in Alabama
and there's ice in Tennessee.
You can bet your bottom dollar
some redneck's trying to ski.
Follow him to the back yard
and watch him ski around.
He'll spend more time on his butt
and rolling on the ground
If that snow men that he builds
resembles some politician.
He'll take out all his flustrations
as he break out the heavy ammunition.
Yes a redneck and the snow
is really quite a sight.
And if you ever witness it
you'll receive quite a fright.
When there's snow in Alabama
and ice in Tennessee.
You'll laugh till your side hurts
of this I'll guarantee.
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