How do you like your spirits
lets just count the ways.
Do you like it on the rocks
or only on holidays.
Do you like it in a glass
or will a bottle do.
Or is it better in a can
you usually have a few.
I kind of like my spirits
in that small pub down the road.
But I don't like to drink so much
that I end up eye level with a toad.
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