A March in March

Freya
Chuck, what's going on here?

Chuck
My friendz and I are gonna haff a march.

Freya
A march? Why?

Chuck
Because it's March. You know, Fweya, affur February an befurr April.

Freya
Of course I know that, silly. Where are you marching?

Chuck
Here. Right here at the Back Fence.

Freya
Oh Chuck - I don't know. The grass is already a mess and look at those holes.