Hidden beneath the Back Fence
is
CHUCK'S BURROW

Exclusively boy's territory

where boyz do boyz stuff
in private

Davy - Sammy - Royal - Rhett - Tux - Chuck

Sammy
Hi fellows. You're just in time fur a short refresher corse.

Chuck
Yu ken lern bout dith offur here.

Sammy
OK fellows. Now to lern to play poker, yu haff to learn da cards.
Royal, what is that top card?

Royal
That's easy. It's ... err ... it's .... RED. That's what it is.

Sammy
Red? Well, Royal, you shud ... err ... yu shud be a winner at poker.
Yu ken play in my game and I'll help yu.

Davy
Lookie, lookie. I've got an Ace. Dat is tha highest card of all.
{I'll hide it behind me. An ace always comes in handy.}

Chuck
Pay attenshun, Tux. Yu ken lern frum me.
The more black dotz on yur dith, the better.
Unless you getz two wiff one dot.
Dat ith thnake eyez.

Tux
Snake eyes? Maybe I'll play poker instead.
At least there's some good music down here. None of that slow yucky stuff.

Rhett
Come on, Royal. Move offur. I want to get in this game.

Sammy
Just as soon as some others get here, we'll start playing.
I'll giff yu some more hints.