Ladies Open

Freya gathers with her friends, Polly, Pepper Mille' and Bitsy, for the

Grand Opening of the BFCC Miniature Golf Course.

Freya
OK, gurls. We is all ready tu PLAYS GOLF.
Let's me esplain effury thing. Chuck will giff yu a club and a ball. Den - standing back offur der - yu hits yur ball. Head it toward dah hole - rite here where I'm pointing wiff my club. Any questions?

Bitsy
What's that purple thing doing there? It's in the way and must be moved.

Freya
Teeheehee ... oh dears Bitsy ... yu juss don't knows anyfing bout minichur golf. All tha holes haff decorashun. Dis is tha Arc de Triumphs - frum Paris. I wanted tha furst hole to haff a liddle class.

Bitsy
Well , it will be a triumph indeed - if anyone can get past it!

Freya
Yes ... I suppose yur rite.
(said wiff a big grin)

Pepper Mille'
Oh, this will be so much fun. I've been so excited.
I've always wanted to be out on the links with all the beautiful kitties.

Bitsy
Beautifurl kitties? Where? I do not see any.

Polly
Turn around, Bitsy. Pepper Mille' and I are rite behind you.
We're beautiful.

Bitsy
I will comment on that remark at the 10th hole. But fur now,
let's get started. I'll shoot furst.