Opening Dedication by Freya

Dis golf course is officially open and is dedicated to my dear brofur Henry.

I wants tu thanks all my frens who encouraged me - wiff a special thanks to Nosey Parker who suggested turning Chuck's holes into a golf coourse - and also Chuck who dug all dem holes.
Chuck, I appreciates yur hard work.

Den dere is all of our sponsors - all dem gracious and generous patrons of dah Ladies Open. You'll see der banners along da fence.

I hopes yu'll join me and a few of my frens as we tee off fur da furst time.