Catiquette Skool

Freya
Chuck, it iz hi time dat yu lerned some manners and we iz gonna start
RITE HERE, RITE NOW !!
Furst yu is gonna clean up da fence yard.

Chuck
I did dat yethterday.

Freya
Yes, but YU done messed it up agin.
So here we go now. Furst yu clean up all dis garbage and
dem horrid, trashy magazines.

Chuck
Sigh .... well, OK.
I got dith thuff all picked up. Now wat?

Freya
Let's juss walks around and see wat we find.
Yu will be surprised bout all yu juss drop down and don't puts away.

Chuck
Here's thomething - Oh, it's yur daytimer, Fweya.
And dith ith ...... hmmm, wat ith dith anyway?

Freya
Well, neffur mind dat. I'll take it.

Chuck
But wat ith it?

Freya
NEFFUR MIND, CHUCK!!

Chuck
But I neffur theen anyfing like dat. Wat in da worl ith it?

Freya
Wells - if yu must know, it's my eyelash curler.

Chuck
An eyelath curler? Teeheeheehee ...
Meowrrrrr ...... hahahahaha ...
snicker .... choke ... gapth ...

Freya
Oh - be quiet! We'll finish the yard later.
You're due at yur furst class anyway.
Chief Polly is gonna teach yu good citizenship.