Greetings to all you loyal BFCC memfurs and supporters. As you prolly know, my brofurr Henry has been vacationing in Florida effur since Christmas. When he asked me to be in charge at the Club in his absence, I acccepted with alactricity. I knew der wuz much I cud do to impruff the BFCC. If you visited us at Christmas, you prolly noticed that I dids all the work!!! Effury bit of the work!!! Henry wuz effur sleeping or offur at the Trails End Bar. I knew den dat I wuz needed and I decided dat I wud willingly wears dah mantle of leadership.
Henry will assumes dah title of Grand Chairman of the Board, a completely meaningless - dat is, meaningfuls title. You'll always be
able to find him napping in the lounge or having a good time with his buddies at theTrails End. I wills takeoffur the Club ... {cough, cough} ... takeoffur the heavy burden of running the club so dat our beloved Henry ken gets some rest. I purrmise to reforms dis Club an' brings it into the 21st century.
