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the tomb of St. Helga. She is credited with discovering the new
world. In the 1950's, she sailed from Denmark to introduce the LEGO
people to the Americas.
Once thought to be a universal hero, St. Helga has endured increasing
criticism in recent years due to her perceived oppression of the indigenous wooden
block peoples already living in the new world. |
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| This is
the tomb of St. Hagrid. St. Hagrid founded the Church of LEGO soon
after settling in the new world. |
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the tomb of St. Chernobyl. During the early 1970's, St Chernobyl led the
first holy crusade against the corrupt BrixBlox empire. Here, he is
shown establishing the holy cross on top some actual, despicable BrixBlox.. |
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the tomb of St. Rambo. St. Rambo completed the total destruction of
the BrixBlox empire during the second holy crusade. |
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| This is
St. Snape. St. Snape helped to repel the Tente hoards in the late
1970's by creating a massive fireball wiping out most of their army.
The Tente empire nearly destroyed the LEGO peoples as Tente bricks were
far more specialized and realistic as compared to LEGO bricks. Over
the next few years, after the destruction of the Tente, LEGO bricks evolved so
that they became even more specialized than Tente ever had. |
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| Shown to
the right is the tomb of St. Bernard. While LEGO forest men were
scouting in the forest one day, they came across this giant dog. The
dog led them to the secret land of Belville people. Belville people
are much larger than normal minifigs, but as they are true LEGO, both the
Belville and the minifig people have since lived in harmony. |
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| This is
the tomb of St. Hood. At some points in LEGO history, the
aristocrats of society have not been willing to donate their fair share of
funds to the church. St. Hood rectified this situation by stealing
from the rich and giving to the church. The church was very grateful
for this service and has therefore entombed St. Hood within the cathedral.
There are rumors that the church employs modern day St. Hood's within
its church police force to ensure the proper flow of donations from the
wealthy. |
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| Also
entombed in the cathedral are some favored animals.
The green dinosaur on the left is a representation of some fossils
found while constructing the cathedral. This animal is felt to be
one of the first prehistoric LEGO animals that ever lived.
The hawk sculpture marks the tomb of St Hagrid's great hawk,
BrickFinder. |
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