Neighborhood Nuclear Missile Factory - Interior

This picture shows the lobby of the building. Here, visitors must pass through the daunting security check-point.  An officer checks the visitors fingerprints against those of expected arrivals.  Anyone who doesn't match up is promptly terminated - no questions asked. To assist with termination duties, a security robot keeps watch over the entry procedure. Here, Shania Rodriqua, of the island state of Plasticia attempts to move quickly through the security check-point, ahead of the representative of the enemy nation of Brickuba.  Shania intends to out-bid Brickuba for the missile currently under construction, giving her nation 2 missiles and Brickuba, none.  Luckily, Plasticia is loaded with cash at the moment thanks to lucrative Internet casino and money laundering tax revenues.

Below, one can see the cavernous missile assembly area.  The worker on the lower left is inspecting the rocket's security systems, which ensure that the device can never be used against BrickTopia or to directly kill or injure people of any nation (EMP blasts only).  Each component of the missile is further guarded with a device that causes the component to self-destruct if tampered with on the customer site.

Here, stands the senior missile technician, putting the final touches on the new model. His computer has recently been upgraded to a Windows-based Operating system thanks to newly available LEGO parts.  Alas, he must still use a primeval tape drive for mass storage, since LEGO does not yet make a disk drive part.

Below, one sees the missile tracking facility on the top of the building.  Here, technicians can keep track of all disbursed missiles, ensuring that they are being properly used.

 Below, one sees the inside of the reactor.  Although normally automated, an operator must occasionally enter to ensure that everything is working properly.

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