Police Headquarters and "Re-Education Center" - Interior

 

This shows the interior of the Chapel of Eternal Boredom.

The prisoner is held to his seat with a red band (over his shoulder).  This band is actually a converted Belville dog leash.

To keep the prisoners confused and utterly uninterested, the sermons are given by different extremist religious groups on different days.  Some of the groups contracted include:

- The Children of the Flat Earth - This group rejects all technology and science stressing a "natural" existence.  They reject the notion that their plastic bodies are the result of an industrial process, insisting that plastic is a natural substance deposited during the 7 days of creation.

- The Brotherhood of the True Creator - This is a group of people that tend to be significantly taller and wider than standard citizens.  They have come from a line of LEGO sets known as "Creator."  They reject the popular notion that "creator" refers to the idea that people are supposed to "create" with the sets.  Instead, they maintain that "Creator" refers to the true creator of all LEGO and that they are the chosen few disciples of that creator.

- The Immoral Minority - This group used to be known as the "Moral Majority," but they were caught in various perverted and illegal acts.  Despite these apparent hypocrisies, the religion has survived.  The group contents that these acts are temptations allowing them to re-align themselves with their true faith.  Going with these principals, members of this church "temp" themselves as much as possible with massive orgies, heavy drug and alcohol abuse, gambling, and just about any other vise.  They claim that each sin better defines the line between right and wrong and allows the to properly focus on the path of righteousness.

- The Fascist Elite - Rather than downplaying the political power struggles present in most religions, this group glorifies it.  Sermons center around who does what in the church.  A rigid hierarchy is enforced where people work their way up. If a member sins, he is cast back down to the lowest rank of "plebian" and must beg the others for forgiveness to move back up.  At the top of the hierarchy is the holy dictator, Fidel CastroBrick.  He is said to be the plastic reincarnation of God.

- The Chosen Few - This group ignores all the mysticism and ceremonies of other religions, calling them trivial.  The focus is on the fact that this church is true and all others are false.  The group believes that because they focus on this aspect and nothing else that they will be the ones taken into Heaven while all others are cast into the pits of Hell. 

 

This shows the prisoner detention area.  

The prisoners are kept in place by energy bars.

A guard monitors the automatic detention systems.

This shot shows the media center.

The media center monitors all radio and television traffic in the general vicinity.

When a crime occurs, the criminal inevitably is put on TV where he typically does a round of interviews.  All the police need to do is to visit the scene of the broadcast and pick up the criminal.

Courts were done away with as expensive and unnecessary.  The media evidence is usually overwhelming and the criminals almost always confess.

This picture shows the lower two floors.

The bottom floor is the lobby.  The Police headquarters is still considered to be an exciting place so a lot of citizens come to visit even though they have no real reason to be there.

The second floor is taken up with offices.  A lot of citizens come to report "crimes."  These always turn out to be bogus excuses just to visit with the police and be "part of the action," but the police must humor them.  The police take down a report of the "crime" (usually something silly like a neighbor neglecting their yard).  After the citizen leaves, the police officer presses the big red "delete" button to process the complaint.  If the citizen calls back, the secretary just says that the case is under investigation.

 

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