DeathZone
Skate
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Here one sees the Skate&Snow shop. DeathZone does not provide "loaner" equipment, and has negotiated a deal with city management for exclusive rights to sell all skate-boarding and snow-boarding equipment. Therefore, all DeathZone challengers must pay outrageously inflated prices for equipment from the DeathZone store. Luckily, once a lucky buyer has purchased a board, he need not waste any additional money on safety equipment, since it is banned at DeathZone.
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The DeathZone tower features the first toilet in all of BrickTopia. BrickTopia citizens don't actually have to rid themselves of waste, being made completely of plastic, but they began to feel like they must be backwards culturally if they did not begin to embrace this modern convenience. Therefore, it is now requested (but not necessarily required) for all new buildings to include toilets. Wealthy BrickTopia citizens can now feel pride in claiming that they "used the
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Here, one sees the accounting department. The worker in the front-right of the picture is carrying cash up from the main floor cash-box. The worker on the left types the code into the computer to open the vault (in the middle of the shot). |
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Here one sees the DeathZone marketing department. They are planning "BloodBath 2003," the annual DeathZone challenge where contestants not only must brave the difficulties of the courses, but they must also battle each other to the death while traversing those courses. DeathZone believes that marketing should always be in a jovial mood to help get customers pumped on new ideas. Therefore, a full-time bar is deployed on this floor with free drinks for all. Party on! |
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Here, one sees the DeathZone legal department, also known as "Room 101." The individual sitting in the middle slipped while on "Fire and Ice" course and burned his hand. Despite the legal warnings and signing the disclaimer, he insists that he is going to sue DeathZone because they didn't make it clear that the fire in "Fire & Ice" is actually real fire. The two guards on the left are informing him of his options: Guard: You signed the disclaimer didn't you? Complainer: Yes, but it didn't say anything about REAL fire! I'm going to sue! Guard: Hmm - You've already met Johnny. Maybe its time to meet Mr. Heat, our other legal consultant. Complainer: Yes, please. At this point, Mr. Heat (the gentleman on the right with the flame-thrower) saunters in and brushes his flame across the complainer's already burned hand. Complainer: What are you doing - Stop! Guard: Mr. Heat doesn't like it when a customer tries to sue us. Mr. Heat - Show this gentlemen what real fire feels like on the rest of his body. Complainer: No - I'll call the police! Guard: Too late. Nobody will ever know. After a session with Mr. Heat, you'll be taking another journey back to "Fire & Ice" pit - a permanent journey. It will be our little secret. Complainer: Nooooo! Ahhhh! .... (gurgle) |
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