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TITLE="http://members.cox.net/furtherfoodfortho"><B>FOOD-FOR-THOUGHT- 2</B></A></div> <div> * * *</div> <div> <A HREF="http://members.cox.net/furtherfoodforthought2/billwilly_s_art_work.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.cox.net/furtherfoodfortho"><B>BILLY'S ART WORK</B></A></div> <div> * * *</div> <div> <A HREF="http://members.cox.net/furtherfoodforthought2/pet_manners_matters.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://members.cox.net/furtherfoodfortho"><B>PET MANNERS MATTERS</B></A></div> <div> * * *</div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=390 width="100%" BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" background="04405053.jpg"> <div> <I> (ARCHIVES  </I><I>HUMOR</I><I> )</I></div> <div> <I>PLEASE SELECT FROM THE LIST BELOW:</I></div> <div> <B><U>* * * *</U></B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > </FONT></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="books_titles_and_authors.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="books titles and authors"><B><U>BOOK TITLES AND AUTHORS</U></B></A><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="books_titles_and_authors.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="books titles and authors"> </A></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="d_day_invasion.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="DDAY INVASION"><B><U>"D-DAY INVASION"</U></B></A><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="d_day_invasion.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="DDAY INVASION"> </A></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="the_duel.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="THE DUEL"><B><U>"THE DUEL" </U></B></A></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="the_inmate_and_the_fly.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="THE INMATE AND THE FLY"><I><B><U>"THE INMATE AND THE FLY"</U></B></I></A><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="the_inmate_and_the_fly.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="THE INMATE AND THE FLY"><I><B> </B></I></A></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="the_jack_leg_carpenter.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="THE JACK LEG CARPENTER"><I><B><U>"THE JACK-LEG CARPENTER"</U></B></I></A><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="the_jack_leg_carpenter.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="THE JACK LEG CARPENTER"> </A></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="out_of_control.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="OUT OF CONTROL"><I><B><U>"OUT OF CONTROL"</U></B></I></A><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="out_of_control.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="OUT OF CONTROL"> </A></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="is_it_terminal.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="IS IT TERMINAL?"><I><B><U>"IS IT TERMINAL"</U></B></I></A><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="is_it_terminal.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="IS IT TERMINAL?"> </A></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="the_dove.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="THE DOVE"><I><B><U>"number 1"</U></B></I></A><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="the_dove.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="THE DOVE"> </A></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="the_dove.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="THE DOVE"><I><B><U>"THE DOVE"</U></B></I></A><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="the_dove.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="THE DOVE"> </A></FONT></div> <bR> <div> <A 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