Listen to Down For the Count, every Sunday from 10-midnight.
On 88.3WQRI FM. Winner will be announced May 2nd during their last show
this semester
Rules and regulations :
Must be either a Rhode Island resident
or be enrolled in a Rhode Island School of Higher education (i.e. College,
university or institute) Must be 18 years of age or older (Sorry kiddies,
we can't judge minors, that's a no no)
All Applicants must have a GPA of 2.0 or
above to be eligible for this scholarship. We lowered it since no one
was applying with the 3.0 GPA minimum. HOWEVER!!!!!!! WE WILL BE LOOKING
FOR THE SMARTEST! Be mindful it IS a minority scholarship, and hot smart
girls are rare. And if this part angers you, you either have no sense
of humor or you're ugly. If you don't have a GPA of 2.0 and above, e-mail
us anyway if you think you should be considered, be sure to include WHY
you should be considered anyways.
A Photo must be submitted to prove applicants
"hotness". If a gag photo, such as a model, pop star, or anyone
of fame is submitted, application will be denied. (Photo may be attached
to e-mail or a link may be provided.)
Most importantly, An Essay must be submitted first explaining
why applicant thinks she is hot. And secondly, what accomplishments applicant
has made academically and any extra curricular activities that would convince
us that you're the best candidate for the scholarship. Remember we’re
looking for the hottest SMARTEST girl in RI.
DISCLAIMER: The Views of the persons giving
away this money to a student DO NOT reflect upon any views of the State
of Rhode Island, nor the views of WQRI FM and Roger Williams University.
The use of a hotmail e-mail address is simply for the use of a FREE address;
neither MSN nor any subsidiary of MSN sponsors this joke. Furthermore,
The use of COX Communications web space is used because it is all we can
afford. No Company is involved with sponsoring this, the counter is there
for our purposes(the ads for the counter are not our own, but supplied
there for the free use of the counter) and the guestbook is free for getting
some feedback. They are not a part of this. Again, it does not reflect
any views of any companies or people of Rhode Island beside the ones giving
the money away.
We realize what is "HOT" to one,
isn’t hot to another, but its our money we're giving away out of
our own pockets, so please don’t e-mail us about that, the smartest
girl that is the hottest to us will get the money.
It IS a real Scholarship, MONEY WILL BE
AWARDED, but it is an Obvious lampoon on minority scholarships in general.
If you have any problems with anything on this site E-mail hotrischolarship@hotmail.com
and we will do what we can to make everyone happy. This isn’t meant
to offend anyone, unless you have no sense of humor, are a so called "college
republican", a racist, are someone who takes life too seriously,
or if you're ugly. With that stated, if you fit into any of those categories,
or all of them in some cases, then yes indeed, we ARE mocking you and
trying to offend you. Please remember this IS poking fun AT minority scholarships
by using a minority scholarship, we realize the irony.