Have you ever been left befuddled, not knowing what to say?

Irv Walradt has the answer you need! You can try to kick him,
badger him, top him, belittle him, bamboozle him, best him, trap him;
but no matter what you do, Irv always has...

An Answer for Everything!

1. That's life.
2. Life's like that.
3. That's the way the ball bounces.
4. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
5. Paiyush Vaqhiel!
6. Eegore, I cried, with accents wild!
7. In due course.
8. So be it.
9. Ke–se–ra, se–ra.
10. Frip, dip, and rip!
11. Nertz!
12. That's the kind of guy I am!
13. This is true.
14. Are you contemplating the is–ness of the was–ness?
15. I wouldn't annoy you (or other phrase) ...if my life depended on it!
16. How true, how true, you speak.
17. Poop–poop–a–doop said the lady to the youth, and he thought she had water on the brain.
18. El disgustamente!
19. Affirmative!
20. Absitively posolutely!
21. He must have an i.q. of ten. (Usually said while watching wrestling matches on t.v.)
22. SVALIA TANIA NI–NI–TAAAAA! (bellowed out)
23. (Sneezes) Who is she? (Answer) I don't know her!
24. (Burps) Buh!
25. Who knows?
26. Only the shadow knows!
27. I am like the benighted Hindu, I do the best I kindu.
28. That is a big muh–tha!
29. That's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
30. Sheitza mit reisa! (German for "Shit with rice!")
31. Osky–wow–wow!
32. Your story has touched my heart. Never in my life have I met anyone with as many troubles as you.
33. You can dish it out but you can't take it.
34. If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all!
35. If you don't have your health, you don't have anything.
36. There goes a minion of the law. (Uncle Phil)
37. He's traveling respectively. (Uncle Phil)
38. Never miss an opportunity to evacuate. (Uncle Phil)
39. Fahhhtha fahhhted. (Father farted) (Uncle Phil)
40. Goodnight, Laura...Goodnight Phillips...PAHOOP! (Uncle Phil)
41. Don't sweat the small stuff.
42. I hang upon your every word!
43. There goes Two–Ton–Toni!
44. A loaf of bread, a flask of wine, and thou, o babe!
45. I would hazard a guess that to be true.
46. Not too fast, not too slow, just tra–la–la.
47. You could have gone all day without saying that.
48. My cup runneth over!
49. Hallelujah!