THE HOMELAND AFFAIR
By AJ Burfield
"Comrade
General! It's a pleasure to see you again." The Russian's smile was
obviously forced. I'm sure you are here
to check up on me once again, he thought with a flash of fear.
The
slender General strode into the small office like he owned it, his bearing one
of a man who was familiar with command presence. His second and third in
command trailed respectively behind.
"I’m
sure it is," the General replied snidely, knowing exactly how the other
man felt. He stopped to light a cigarette; the flare of the match illuminated
his scarred face briefly in the dim room. He calmly shook out the match as he
inhaled, then blew out the acrid smoke in the other man's direction.
The two
men studied each other momentarily, each covering their true feelings with edgy
politeness.
"You
are here to observe?" the first man asked with failed lightness. Of course that's why you're here, he
thought. Always looking for a way to rise
in the ranks on other people's work.
"Yes,"
General Asikov replied shortly, his eyes taking in the room and the group of
technicians sitting at their stations. Being the middle of the night, it was a
skeleton crew; the best time to observe 'things'. "I hear you have a
device that affects navigational equipment. Show me, Comrade Bratsk."
Wilhelm
Bratsk fought hard to control his expression. He managed a sick smile.
"Certainly," he said. Thrush
security leaves much to be desired, he thought. They were supposed to keep this under wraps. It was my only way out of
this freezing pit! "Over here, Comrade General."
Bratsk
showed his visitor a panel of equipment not much different than those in the
rest of the room. "Here. Shall I explain the workings to you?" He
bridled inwardly at the suggestion.
General
Asikov eyed the panel, keeping his suspicions to himself. He didn't trust this
scientist for one second. "No, Comrade Bratsk, there is no need. I know
full well how it is supposed to work." He walked up next to the nervous
technician seated at the console. "I am here to see it work."
Bratsk
sputtered, "Impossible! I have no such authorization!"
"You
do now," the General said calmly, locking his steely grey eyes on the
scientist. Without an outward order, his two minions stepped up behind Bratsk,
leaving no doubt in the scientist's mind that the General expected action.
"Show me."
Bratsk's
mouth opened for further argument, but read the challenge in the General's eyes
and felt a chill overtake him. If there was a face of evil, that was it. The
chilling grey eyes and long scars running down sallow cheeks was the picture of
the Devil himself. Wordlessly, Bratsk dropped his head and turned to an
adjacent radar screen. "I need a target," he mumbled, trying to cover
the fear and anger in his voice.
"I
have one in mind already, Comrade Bratsk," the General said calmly,
puffing again on the cigarette. Just then a glowing green dot showed up on the
extreme outer edge of the radar screen. "There."
CHAPTER ONE
The
flight had been relaxing, really. As U.N.C.L.E. agent Illya Kuryakin stretched
his legs out in front of him he recalled a joke about how his boss. Alexander Waverly, known for his
penny-pinching ways and acid comments on questionable expense accounts,
probably rose to the level of head of the New York Command by only authorizing
coach class for all agent travel. He wondered if Waverly followed these
guidelines when he traveled, but
doubted the man ever flew a commercial flight with all the aircraft U.N.C.L.E.
had at its disposal. Illya sighed, made himself as comfortable as possible, and
was grateful for his smaller stature.
He was
also grateful that he was alone in his row of seats. Not one for chatting or
idle talk, Illya took the opportunity during the trans-Atlantic flight to read
some technical manuals. It was always a good idea to keep up on the latest
trends in weaponry and other gadgets; you never knew when they might come in
handy. It was dark outside, as it was the middle of the night, and most of the
other passengers were asleep, making it wonderfully quiet; a rare thing a field
agent's day. He adjusted his reading glasses and settled down with an inner
sigh.
"Can
I get you anything, sir? Coffee? A pillow?" The smiling stewardess labeled
'Darla' had managed to sneak up on him once again, the over-zealous smile
making him feel nothing but irritated.
"No,
thank you again," he answered civilly, even throwing in a small grin.
"I'm fine." Napoleon Solo, fellow agent usual partner, enjoyed
watching the Russian deal with the come-ons of the female species. Illya was
constantly perplexed by the reactions he received from unknown women; he
thought it was perfectly clear that he didn't want any attention. Napoleon kept
telling him that is exactly what drew them in. The whole idea was filed under
the subject of 'ridiculous' in the stoic agent's mind, and he usually just
suffered through the contacts. He turned his head towards his manual. In his
peripheral vision he saw the stewardess unconsciously pat her hair as she
lingered a few seconds, then move on.
Illya
sighed outwardly. He was glad that this assignment in Sapporo was one of
research; he still felt some aches from his last field assignment, although
he'd never voiced that feeling. He suspected Waverly may have known and sent
him on this trek to let him heal up. The chief's powers of observation were
much better than his curmudgeon appearance let on. Whatever the reason, Illya was looking forward to the exchange of
ideas with the Japanese agents. Their take on miniaturization of components was
intriguing.
Illya
was near the rear of the commercial jet. He heard the quiet rattling of the
stewardess in the small galley as she kept to her duties, then heard the
intercom buzz in the area of the galley.
Illya
heard the phone picked up. "Yes, Captain?" Darla said with a puzzled
tone, making the agent's ears immediately perk up. "What?" she said in a dramatic whisper, followed by a long
period of listening. "Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I understand." Her voice
was quiet, Illya picked up the sense of fear. She hung up and walked briskly
forward, meeting two other stewardesses as they came through the curtain
dividing the coach section from first class.
One of
the three was obviously the lead stewardess. She placed her finger on her lips,
and motioned the other two to the back of the jet. Illya waited until they
passed, then moved to the aisle seat to eavesdrop.
"You
know the procedure," the calmer, lead woman said firmly. "Just make
sure it's handled calmly."
"But
it's Russia!" Darla said in a scared tone. "Most of these passengers,
including us, are American! We can't land there!"
Illya
sat up straighter.
"Either
we land there or get blown out of the sky," the lead Stewardess hissed
quietly. "If we follow procedure to the letter, we'll be fine. Now take a
deep breath and calm down! These passengers will be relying on you!"
"Yes,
ma'm," the other two women said respectfully.
"Just
keep telling yourself that it will be all right. It will be. The Captain will
make an announcement in minute or so, so start waking the passengers." The
lead woman projected calm and confidence as she strode by Illya for the first
class section.
Russia! Illya thought. Quickly he calculated the flight
path and time traveled. They should be adjacent to western Russia airspace, not
in it! His mind whirled. There were no U.N.C.L.E. contacts in Russia; and this
end of the country was extremely paranoid what with Japan, China and the U.S.
border of Alaska to keep an eye on. Since Illya had defected to America, and
the KGB was well aware of his training and abilities, there was a standing
warrant for his arrest as a traitor. A death sentence was attached to that
arrest order. He simply couldn't be found here.
Darla
and her partner had split up and were quietly waking the coach passengers, Darla
from the front and the other one, Celia, from the back.
"Sir?"
Celia addressed Illya with controlled fear in her eyes. "We are making an
emergency landing. The Captain will explain in a minute. Please check your
seatbelt and follow instructions." She moved on, not waiting for a
response.
As soon
as she passed his row, the blond agent got to his feet and entered the rearmost
lavatory. He began removing all documents with his name on it as the Captain
addressed the passengers over the intercom.
"Ladies
and Gentlemen, we will be making an unscheduled landing at the request of the
Russian military. Don't be alarmed by the jets you see outside. They are merely
escorting us to the closest airstrip near Habarovsk. This misunderstanding will
be cleared up upon our arrival, I'm sure, so please follow the Stewardess'
instructions and stay calm. Thank you."
Habarovsk. Illya thought. Great.
Right on the China border. He held his passport, U.N.C.L.E. identification
and orders in his hand, along with his driver's license and any other papers
containing his name. He had to get rid of them. Hopefully, it would give him a
little time to get away if they didn't know who he was. He would rather they
had his suspicions about him than his true identification. Now what to do with
the papers?
He
didn't even bother to eye the toilet; that had a holding tank that could be
easily searched. As he looked around inside the lavatory, his eyes were drawn
to the ceiling. Noting the rivets securing the walls to the ceiling, he saw the
same rivets around the interior fan, which turned on automatically when the
door was locked. He pulled out a pocket knife, climbed on the toilet and fell
upon the rivets.
He
didn't even react to the urgent rapping on the door. "Hello! We are on
final approach! You need to be in your seat! Hello!" The rapping
continued.
Illya
spoke as he worked. "Yes! Alright! I'm …. sick …"
"Please
hurry!" the voice begged, then let him alone.
Illya
worked quickly. The rivets were stubborn. He felt the sinking feeling in his
stomach as the jet lost altitude, and there was a second of weightlessness. They're descending very rapidly, he
noted.
As he
worked he ran what he knew about Habarovsk through his mind. It was a very
small city, with a military outpost on the outer edges. Illya doubted the
runway at either place could handle a jet this size. He stopped running
possible scenarios through his mind when they grew increasingly catastrophic.
"Crash
positions, please," he heard over the intercom. Good. The Captain isn't taking any chances, he thought as he
worked. Over half the rivets were popped. Just a few more….
He never
heard from the Stewardess again. Apparently she had her hands full enough with
the other passengers. Illya heard the wheels drop with a mechanical grinding,
and the change of the air noise due to the flaps. They were slowing airspeed;
touchdown wasn't far off. Illya worked with intense concentration, shifting his
weight with the turbulence and sway of the jet to keep his feet. He heard and
felt the roar of the engines. Too fast.
Illya realized the desperation of the act the pilot had just committed; he was
desperately trying to slow down. He must have noted the inadequate length of
the runway on sight.
There! The final rivet popped the vent loose just as
Illya heard the squeal of the tires on the runway. He wrenched the vent loose,
trying to get the room to stash his papers.
The
jet's engines roared in a desperate act to slow. Illya was hanging by his
fingertips as the roughness of the reverse power threw him off the toilet. He
scrambled for footing, gained it, and reached for his papers.
The jet
swayed on the runway; the engines screamed; Illya braced his arms against the
walls to keep from falling, making sure the papers stayed put in the vent opening.
When he gained his feet once more, he worked at getting the vent back in place.
He felt the aircraft slew left, and he was thrown against the wall. Dazed, he
crumpled to the floor as the jet screamed and the sound of screeching metal
reached his ears. The room bounced, and then it was dark.
Illya
wasn't sure if he had passed out. When he became aware again, it was dark and
very still. Acrid smoke touched his nostrils, and he shook his head. Instantly
he was on his feet, and went to work on the vent. Smoke…fire…electrical fire! The idea struck him immediately.
Feeling for wires in the vent, he didn't even notice the sticky substance
running down his face. He did notice that the fingers of his left hand weren't
working correctly, and there was a throb of pain in his wrist. Ignoring it, he
pulled several wires and worked them loose. His fingers felt for the ends
without success. Knife. He dropped to
the floor and felt around in the darkness. His hand throbbed incessantly,
growing more painful by the second. Finally he found the knife. At the same
time he started hearing screams of the scared passengers outside the door. He
leaped on the toilet again, his head swimming and causing momentary vertigo.
Desperately,
he groped for the wires and cut several. He was greeted with sparks, which
drove him faster. He touched several of the cut ends together until he
re-created the sparks, then touched them to the stashed papers. Come on, he said, noticing feeling
disappearing in his left hand. I wasn't a
Boy Scout, but I know it'll work! Finally, he was greeted with a small
'Poof!' as the papers caught fire. He made sure they were fully engulfed before
pushing the pile further into the opening, then positioned the vent back into
place, coughing from the smoke collecting in the small room.
He
opened the lavatory door and noted a layer of smoke on the ceiling, thanks to
the emergency lighting. The aisle was crowded, as was the galley area where one
of the emergency exits was. The jet was at an odd angle to one side. Coughing,
Illya mentally commended the pilot on a successful landing. Any landing where you end up alive is
successful, he heard Napoleon's voice say in his mind, and grinned to
himself.
Cradling
his injured hand and trying to avoid bumping his sore head, Illya Kuryakin
melded with the panicked passengers as they left the jet via the emergency
slide. He paused for a moment at the top of the slide and took in the dark,
barren landscape in one glance as the frigid air of the dawn struck his face.
Welcome home, Illya
said to himself as a chill coursed his body.
*******************************
The
offices of U.N.C.L.E. take up the building fronted, in part, by Del Floria's
Tailor Shop and Cleaners. There were several secret entrances, but the one used
at this moment by Napoleon Solo was that of the Del Floria's. Old man Del, as
Solo thought of him, gave the agent a nod when he entered. Solo made his way
back to the dressing booth, and pulled the trick hook that opened the door to
the offices.
Solo had
his most becoming smile in place as he greeted the receptionist in training.
The trim girl behind the reception desk became instantly flustered and pink in
the cheeks as she fumbled for his tag.
"Napoleon
Solo. I don't think I've had the pleasure," he began, leaning on the
counter and catching her eyes.
"Napoleon,
meet Angela Wesson; Angela, watch him carefully. Especially when he
talks." The speaker was an equally trim brunette standing behind and
slightly back from Angela, grinning knowingly at the agent.
"Nice
to meet you, Angela." Solo acknowledged.
"Thank
you, Mr. Solo," the girl replied pleasantly, regaining her calm.
"You
can call me Napoleon," he said sweetly, leaning towards her. "All my
friends do…"
"Mr.
Solo, Mr. Waverly wants to see you," the supervising woman said with a
grin. "So quit distracting my trainee!"
Napoleon
straightened, adjusting his tie with a playful grin. "Certainly,
Lizabeth," he said agreeably.
"Don't mean to get you off schedule!"
"I
don't believe that for a second, Napoleon. Now move along!" Lizabeth
shooed him off with a wave of her hand and a smile.
Napoleon
Solo whistled to himself as he walked the hallways to Mr. Waverly's office,
bidding hellos to those he passed on the way. Being the number one enforcement
agent in this Section made his face almost as well known as his exploits in the
field.
When he
reached the office of Mr. Waverly he was greeted with a smile by Greta, his
secretary. "Go on in, Mr. Solo, he's expecting you," she said
pleasantly.
"Thank
you, Greta, and you look wonderful today." She beamed as he let himself in his boss' office.
Inside,
was a circular table with the dowdy appearing Waverly sitting at the far end.
Behind him were picture windows that framed the United Nations building in the
distance. It always made Napoleon proud of his work when he saw that view.
"Have
a seat, Mr. Solo. Look at this, please."
The
table turned like a lazy Susan, and brought the file around to the Chief
Enforcement Agent's seat. He picked up the papers as he sat down off to
Waverly's right. The first paper was a photo of a commercial jet, with three
other photos right after it of three smiling men in uniforms.
"TransContinental
Airlines pilots Alfred Glenn and Gary Peters, and flight engineer Tony Chatham.
Experienced employees on flight number 450 New York to Sapporo flight. There
are three other crew members, Darla Walker, Celia Oliver and Marilyn Pothier,
that are well trained and qualified stewardesses. Also in your file is a
passenger manifest."
Solo
picked up and scanned the manifest, stopping at the 'Ks'. "Illya? He's on
this flight?" The dark haired agent was now serious and all business.
"Something has happened, I take it?"
"Twelve
hours ago, Flight 4504 was forced to land near Habarovsk, Russia. There was little
communication, as transmissions were jammed from the Russian military's jets.
It appears that the airliner strayed into Russian airspace, and was escorted by
Russian MiGs to a military airstrip outside Habarovsk. There are no more
details, but our intelligence shows that the only possible airstrips are
inadequate to land a jet that size."
"Was
it pilot error?"
"We
don’t know; the cockpit tapes may shed some light on that subject. All we do
know is that there were some injuries, and the passengers are being detained on
the base. Our government has just begun negotiating their return. There are no
more details."
Napoleon's
forehead furrowed as he thought. "I don't think U.N.C.L.E. is too welcome
in that area of the world. And Habarovsk is rather back country. Does Illya
know that area?" His partner never spoke too much of his life in Russia.
All Napoleon knew was that Waverly had recruited Illya from behind the Iron
Curtain, and suspected that he knew more about the Russian's background than
anyone else in the organization.
Waverly
paused as he tamped his pipe with tobacco, and proceeded to light it up.
"I don't think so. What concerns me is who
knows him."
Napoleon
closed the folder. "How do you mean?"
"Mr.
Kuryakin left his country under .. strenuous .. circumstances. He is considered
a traitor. And being on a military base, especially in that part of the
country, I fear for his safety."
Solo
nodded, his lips tight in thought. "There's supposed to be a large Thrush
satrap in that area, too."
"Yes.
Our European and Japanese intelligence tell us that, but being isolated deep in
the country and so close to China, we haven't been able to locate it. Strangers
are quite obvious there. If our government isn't able to negotiate his release,
we may need to have Mr. Kuryakin retrieved. We both know how resourceful Mr.
Kuyakin is, and I have no doubt we will get him back. You will fly to the
Sapporo office, monitor the situation, and be ready if any retrieval plan is
needed. I have the U.N.C.L.E. jet standing by."
He really is worried, Solo thought. He doesn't offer the jet that easily!
The agent stood. "I'll be ready to go within the hour, sir."
CHAPTER
TWO
The
passengers had all been rounded up outside the jet. As they were led away,
Illya saw that the jet had slid sideways off the end of the runway; one wheel
was off in the dirt, and the plane was tilted at a grotesque angle. Smoke rose
from various sections.
They
were herded into an open hanger, which was very cold inside. The Captain the
First Officer kept everyone together. Illya kept an eye on the man and was
impressed by his leadership ability. He tasked the crew with counting the
passengers and separating those that were injured. He got into the face of the
military men right away, demanding water, food and blankets, showing the
Russians that he was someone to contend with and was definitely in charge.
Illya was happy to have him take the attention of the guards.
The
agent managed to keep away from the crew for quite awhile. He wasn't ready to
be separated into a smaller group yet. Scanning each of the uniformed personnel
carefully, he concluded that he didn't know any of them, and that none of them
held any upper rank. The officer in charge hadn't shown his face yet, and was
probably supervising the search of the jet itself.
He was
busy inventorying the equipment in the hanger when someone lightly took his
elbow from behind. He fought down the urge to respond automatically, and
instead, turned slowly and found himself looking right into the face of a
middleaged woman.
"Here,
young man. Let me help you." She directed him to the infirmary area with a
determined pull on his arm. "You probably don't even know you're hurt.
Here," she pulled a tissue from her cardigan pocket and daubed his
forehead. It came away bloody. "Take this and hold it on your head."
She stuffed the tissue in Illya's right hand and guided it to the injury.
"There you go. I see you hurt your arm, too. Sit over here."
Illya
felt like he was getting the bum's rush, but didn't fight back. That might
raise more attention than he wanted. The woman made him sit next to a set of
Japanese youngsters, obviously twins that had scrapes on their arms.
"My
name is Trudy, and I am a retired Navy nurse. Let me see your hand." She
reached for his left arm.
"No,
no, I think I'm alright, really. There's other people hurt worse than I am.
OUCH!" Trudy had pressed a spot just above the wrist that showed a
suspicious lump.
Trudy
snorted. "I don't think so. It's broken, I'm sure." She positioned his
arm against his abdomen. "Hold it there. I'll see about a splint and a
sling."
Illya,
one hand holding the tissue on his head and the other pressed against his
stomach didn't argue. That way, she would leave. After she left, he felt the
eyes of the twins staring at him. "It's not as bad as it looks," he
said to the children, slightly exasperated. When they didn't respond, he
repeated it in Japanese and they smiled and nodded. His talking made him aware
of his accent, and he quickly concocted a cover story.
Trudy
came back with sections of cloth and a rolled magazine. "Well, this will
have to do," she said. "I've been stuck with less to work with."
She placed the rolled magazine as the splint and wound one cloth firmly around
the forearm and wrist until it was rigid, then made a sling with another cloth.
Then she wrapped his head. A bloody spot immediately bloomed into sight.
"Head wounds always bleed like crazy. It'll stop."
"You
are very good," Illya finally said. "Thank you."
Trudy
squinted her eyes at him. "I can't place the accent. German?"
Illya
tried to smile pleasantly. "No. Dutch. Armaand Haverstock." He
offered his right hand. "Nice to meet you."
Trudy's
wrinkled face brightened slightly with a smile. "Trudy Kidd. Nice to meet
you." She shook his hand briefly. "And you were correct, Mr.
Haverstock, you aren't the worst injured. So if you'll excuse me," she got
up to go.
"Certainly,"
he said amicably, and she walked away. Illya let out a relieved breath, and
continued to scan the hanger. He also made a mental list of the armaments
tucked away, by habit, on his person. His gun was wrapped in his jacket and
stashed in the overhead luggage compartment of the jet; another problem when
they found it. He knew approximately where in Russia he was. If he could slip
away…
There
was some action at one of the hanger entries. The guards snapped to attention
as a superior officer entered. It had been a couple of hours since the jet had
touched down, so Illya figured they had finished their preliminary search of
the aircraft. He edged closer, without appearing to do so, hoping to get close
enough to overhear.
He saw
the officer gesturing and talking, and Illya made out something about sorting
the group. He saw some papers in the man's hand and wondered if there was a
printed passenger manifest on board. The papers were handed off to a guard, who
then cleared his throat.
"When
I call your name," he said with a thick accent, "Please move over
there." He pointed to an empty corner of the hanger. He raised the list
and started reading. It was alphabetical. Illya watched as each person stood
when they were called and moved to the indicated corner. There, the person's
identifying papers were then taken from them, and they were again separated by
nationality.
When the
officer came to the name 'J. Clark', there was no response. Illya saw his
chance and stepped forward, past the puzzled face of Trudy, but she didn't say
anything.
"Mr.
Clark, please give me your identification," the guard asked, almost
boredly.
"I
don't have any." Illya replied. "It's all in my luggage on the
plane."
The
guard raised his eyebrows.
"And
my name is Haverstock. I took Mr. Clark's place on the flight today."
The
guard was now perplexed. "No papers at all?"
"No,
none with me. If I could go back on the jet…"
"No,
I don't think so. Go over there for now." The guard pointed to another
spot, separate from the rest.
When the
list was complete, there were fifteen others with Illya who all claimed to have
identification on the jet. As the other groups were moved out of the hanger,
Illya could just see out the hanger door. He saw the groups escorted across the
tarmac to a building.
The jet
Captain voiced loud complaints about everyone being separated, insisting that
they all be kept together. The guards and ranking officer were kept busy trying
to placate him, and finally Illya heard him get threatened with arrest. The
pilot backed off, and Illya was relieved. The sooner they were out of this
hanger and away from such direct scrutiny, the better for him to escape.
A small
electric cart came into the hanger, loaded with purses, papers and jackets. One
by one, each remaining passenger was allowed to find his personal belongings
and identification, then moved out.
Illya was the last to approach the depleted pile. There were just a few
guards left, and the ranking officer had departed.
Illya
pawed through the items. "My jacket is not here."
The
guards looked at each other. One said in Russian, "Now what?"
The
other replied in kind. "Don't ask me. He probably needs to be detained
alone. Some items did burn in the plane."
"And
there was that gun they found in that coat." They glanced at Illya, sizing
him up.
"He
doesn't look like he would even know how to hold a gun!" They both snorted
a short laugh at that one.
"Yeah,
maybe he's a hired killer!" Again, quiet laughter between them.
Illya
understood everything, but kept his face passive. So far, so good.
"Let's
put him in the briefing room. The Captain can figure out what to do with
him."
Illya
acted surprised when they took his arm and lead him off. Outside, he glanced
around. The only security he saw was a wobbly chain link fence around the base.
The perimeter guards must be watching the
passengers, he thought as he gauged which way he would be the best way to
escape. The bite of the wind reminded him of his lack of supplies, especially a
coat. Maybe the briefing room would yield something.
The
guards lead him through an entry door, which entered a hall lined with doors.
Guards were outside several of the doors and Illya presumed that's where the
passengers were being held. The guards pushed him into a small room and shut
the door.
His
hopes dropped. There were some tables and a bookcase, but that was about it. He
went to the small window to gauge his distance from the perimeter fence, and
noticed two men just meeting outside; they looked furtively around as if they
wanted to be alone. Illya noticed they were in front of a smaller building,
which was topped with numerous antennas and radio dishes. His hopes perked up
again; he felt along the hem at the bottom of his shirt and dislodged a lump,
producing an ear piece with a box-like device attached. His left fingers didn't
work very well, and he fumbled to press the box to the window. Now he could
hear most of what they were saying.
"I
don't like this. How did he find out about the device? I can't let him have it,
understand? It was my way out of here! Is he taking the navigational tapes from
the jet? There should be evidence on there! We have to move, fast. Tell our
Thrush contact that I need to meet this afternoon. If they want the device,
they have to get it, and me, out of here before the General!"
"Yes,
yes, I will. Moving the timetable up should not be a problem. I will
notify…"
The rattling
of the door knob made Illya jump and palm the device just as the door swung
open. The guard's Captain entered, alone, and the door was closed behind him.
The two men regarded each other suspiciously.
"So,
Mr. Clark, tell me .." the Officer started.
"I
am not Clark," Illya corrected. "My name is Haverstock. Armaand
Haverstock. I'm a salesman in the same company as Mr. Clark."
"So
I am told," the Captain said slowly. "And you are Norwegian?"
"No,"
Illya said slowly, knowing the man was trying to trap him. "Dutch."
"Pardon
my mistake," he said again, studying Illya. "You have no
identification?"
"I
did on the plane. I don't know where it is now."
The
Captain walked slowly around Illya, sizing him up. Illya tried to look
innocent, and held up his arm. "This arm hurts. Do you have some aspirin
or something?" The Captain replied in Russian. Illya looked perplexed.
"What? I don't understand..." The man then replied in Dutch. Illya
smiled, and replied in same. "Thank you. You speak Dutch very well."
"I
don't speak very much of it though," he replied in accented English again.
"There were several names on the list with no one claiming them," the
Captain said.
Illya
waited, looking polite.
"Three
looked Russian. We are checking them now."
Great! Thought Illya, not letting his expression give him
away. I've got to get moving. I don't
know where this fellow stands in his politics, and I can't take any chances.
"I hope you find them," he replied politely. "Meanwhile, I think
I need to rest. Between the shock of the landing and my arm, I don't feel very
well. May I lie down in here?" He indicated the floor.
The
officer cocked his head as if making a decision about this man in front of him.
"Of course. I will notify your government that you are otherwise unharmed."
And he turned on his heel and left the room.
Illya
immediately zeroed in on the window and got to work. He didn't have much time.
His communication pen was on the jet with his gun, and combined with the
conversation he just overheard, the communication building out there was a
tempting target. The latch on the window yielded easily, and he pushed it open.
It was a tight fit, but he managed to squeeze through and drop to the
near-frozen ground. His arm throbbed painfully, but he pushed the pain aside
and ran to the communication building.
There
were no guards on this side of the building. Illya knew they had plenty to keep
them occupied, and carefully examined the target building. A survey through the
windows revealed a less than skeleton crew inside. In fact, the only person
inside was the man he saw earlier. He was hunched over a console and working
feverently. Illya assumed he was trying to disconnect whatever it was that
Thrush wanted, and the agent saw an opportunity.
He went
around and quietly entered via the door and used one of the numerous consoles
as cover. The man was swearing in Russian, mumbling about a lack of proper
tools. It was quiet for a moment, then the man rushed by Illya and out the
door. Now was the time.
He
reached the console that was now open and peeked in. Recognizing radar emitters
and tracking devices, he at first missed the small, green box attached to the
assembly. Illya cocked his head, thinking, but couldn't figure what it was for.
He finally realized it was a small power amplification device, and visually
traced it to the radar tracking hardware, but still couldn't figure out what it
did. Standing up, he found a log on the table and flipped through the last few
pages. They were power readings, mixed with range and distance numbers, but
something wasn't quite right. Illya slipped the logbook inside his shirt,
holding it firm against his skin with his slinged arm.
Next, he
made for a radio and dialed in the frequency for the Sapporo U.N.C.L.E. office.
He dashed off a message in code, indicating he was following up a Thrush lead
on an unknown radar device. Keeping it very short and not waiting for a
response, he reset the frequency and exited the building. The quiet indicated
that he wasn't missed from his holding room yet, and took a moment to extract
another device from the hem of his shirt, affixing it to the window of the
radio room, directly across from his holding room. Then, he made his way back
and climbed into the holding room.
He was
just settling down again when the door to his room rattled and creaked open,
letting in the Russian Captain. Illya tried to look like he was roused from
sleep. Trudy was with the man.
"See
to him." The Captain growled, then left.
"I
have the painkillers you requested," Trudy said easily as the door closed.
Then she moved in closer. "Captain Glenn is quite adamant about knowing
where everyone is. I think our gatekeepers are getting tired of him, and will
want to get us out of here soon!" She said, handing Illya some pills.
"Aspirin. It's all we have right now."
Illya
took them. "Thank you."
She
reached over and started adjusting the sling before Illya could step away. She
felt the notebook, and her eyes flicked up to his, but continued the
adjustment. "There's more to you than meets the eye, Mr. Haverstock."
She stated quietly.
Illya
calmly regarded her with a noncommittal expression.
Trudy
continued. "I saw you sneaking around outside. You're lucky I wasn't a
guard."
"Yes,
apparently I am lucky."
"What
were you looking for? Better yet, what did you find?" she asked.
"Nothing
of interest."
He
held her eyes for a few seconds. Hers were skeptical, his, cool.
"Alright. If you say so." She rose to her f