EXERNETWelcome to the web page for my dimension. I am RANDY, Ruler of the Land of the Flying Cheese. This site is stored in the web space of Cheezy Unlimited. The site was last updated on 09/25/2007.
My dimension is located outside Super Land (which is where Earth is located). It is also much smaller than Super Land. Therefore, I have provided this page for people on Earth to learn more about it.
Zexernet is written in the language which they use. (If you see garbage or nothing there, try installing this font.) The flag looks like this (PDF file, letter size).
That language, Schnarthezheian, was borrowed from Schnarthezheia (another dimension with which the Zexernetians often do business). It has 30 letters & no punctuation. Quotes are vocalized (said aloud in ordinary speech) & there are distinct opening & closing quote words, which allows for "un-quotation."
The government of Zexernet is essentially a monarchy. The legal code (the Document of Rules) is based upon the Bible. To preserve the spirit of the system, certain parts of it are unchangeable. The death penalty has never been used, even though the option is available (no citizens have done anything deserving it yet). There are no taxes, so the ruler must provide monetary support by some other means.
The currency is the puppycat (which is not an animal, just a name). I do not know the equivalent in American dollars because it is currently not very widely used. Fractions are used for portions of a puppycat.
The logo conveniently enough contains the letter "Z" for Zexernet. Since they speak Schnarthezheian & not English (at least, not until recently) in Zexernet, you might wonder how this came to be. The answer lies in the Schnarthezheian word for cheese, which is (pronounced "meesh-kay").
Sorry there is not yet much here. I shall add more when I get more time.
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