Movie Reviews

(Reviews are arranged alphabetically and will be updated as I see new films.)

 

300

When I first heard that the Iranians were getting up in arms about the movie 300, my first reaction was to be frustrated that Hollywood was, yet again, offending someone who just couldn't understand that fiction is fiction, art is art, and just because a movie is about a topic, doesn't mean that it is advocating something related to that topic.  This is how I feel about, for instance, conservative Christians who get upset about Harry Potter for supposedly trying to sell the occult to children. 

First, a synopsis.  300 is the story of 300 Spartans who held off the Persian army at the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 BC.  The Spartans were led by King Leonidas, and the Persians were led by King Xerxes, who was considered not only royalty but also a deity.  That's pretty much all you need to know.

The whole time I was sitting through 300, I couldn't help but feel a little peeved at some of the stuff that was being said or implied about the Persian empire.  I mean, let's face it:  The Persian Empire was the origin of many aspects of things we consider integral to "culture" and "civilization" today.  The created algebra, for instance, discovered alcohol, developed the precursors to modern medicine, and made huge advances in astronomy, philosophy, biology, religion, etc.  These were/are some seriously talented folks.

So I was more than a little PO'd that this movie makes them out to be grotesquely hedonistic, monster-toting, "mystics" who appear only to be good at conquering other nations and wearing copious amounts of gold jewelry.  There is actually a speech in the movie about how it was time for Western sensibility to conquer Eastern mysticism.  All my previous remarks already show how ludicrous this is, but so does the movie itself--after all, who consulted priests and oracles in order to get permission to go to war? Oh, that would be those sensible westerners, the Spartans.

Obviously, then, I was not pleased by the script.  However, this was one cool movie to watch.  I am a big fan of the comic book movie (except Elektra, which is about the worst movie I've ever seen).  I loved Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, which I felt was grossly underappreciated.  Like Sky Captain, everything in 300 was a slightly different color than it would be in real life.  There were golden fields, golden sunsets, ash-gray battle-smeared faces, bleached-white stormy seas, piercing eyes, glowing skin, etc.  Everything was heightened by the animation so that it was almost technicolor, or maybe like a black-and-white film that someone had added some color to as an afterthought.

It goes without saying that the people were also beautiful to watch.  And I say this not in a sexual way, because the muscles are so rippling they seem almost unhuman.  Human or not, they are still beautiful, and the action scenes were beautiful choreographed as well.  My mother feels that they actually glorified war, as though fighting is almost an art form.  I personally do not feel this way, although I can understand that point of view.  I think that the choreography is just another way of showing that these particular men were some of the most skillful fighters that ever existed, having trained basically from birth to perform these maneuvers.  I interpreted the dance-like fight scenes as a way to illustrate how these few soldiers could have held off an immense army for 3 straight days.  Also, since the movie is based on a comic book, I sort of expect everything to be over-the-top.

I'm glad I watched this movie, and I'm particularly glad I saw it on the big screen.  I wish that it weren't so one-sided, making the Persians out to be these awful people.  I also wish that the Spartans' comments on war didn't sound as though they were written by Donald Rumsfeld or Condi Rice. And speaking of comments, I wish that there was less speechifying all around.  I went to this movie to see CGI, sweet fight scenes, and gorgeous people.  Had I only taken earplugs, I would give it 4 stars.  But since I had to listen to some painful dialogue/monologue, I can only give it 2 and a half.

 

A Scanner Darkly

I'll be honest: I don't do drugs--I don't even drink--so I had a hard time relating to A Scanner Darkly.  It is a film about an undercover cop (Bob Arctor, played by Keanu Reeves) living with two druggies (James Barris, played by Robert Downey Jr., and Ernie Luckman, played by Woody Harrelson) and dating another (Winona Ryder's Donna).  A fourth strung-out friend is Rory Cochrane's Freck, who begins the whole film by panicking over the presence of hallucinated bugs.  This gang of misfits (including Arctor himself) is under investigation by police who are trying to stop the trafficking and use of the drug of choice, Substance D, which has apparently become quite a problem.

Now, I said that I didn't relate to this film, but I don't necessarily think that's a requirement for finding it interesting.  Visually, the film was great.  I enjoy many forms of animation, from the "realistic" kind you see in Finding Nemo to the "video game" variety of Final Fantasy.  The technique in this movie is called rotoscoping, and involves an artistic process whereby animators trace over the original live-action movement on a frame-by-frame basis.  It adds all sorts of movement to the film that is simultaneously disconcerting and expressive; also, it makes you feel as though you might have accidentally ingested some Substance D yourself.

Speaking of which, I also liked the way in which the drug use was handled.  It was neither demonized nor glorified; it just happened.  Substance D appeared to affect everyone differently, depending on dose, history, mindset, etc., which I also thought was very true to the action of chemicals in real life.  I got the impression, though it's never clarified expressly, that Substance D is sort of a composite drug, combining the properties of, for instance, mushrooms, cocaine, and pot.  This catch-all nature of the drug makes sense if you consider the dedication message at the end of the film.  I can only imagine that this was taken directly from the original dedication in Philip K. Dick's novel, from which this screenplay was adapted.  The tone of the message makes it quite clear that Dick laments, if not drug use itself, then at least improper or excessive use resulting in the loss of several close friends. 

Actually, I thought the dedication was the most dramatic moment of the film.  It clarified for me what, exactly, the point of the movie was.  The whole time I was watching it, I couldn't decide what its message was: Drugs are bad? Cops are bad? Drugs and cops are both bad and good, depending?  Although I have my own views on these issues, and don't need a movie to tell me what to think, I do appreciate understanding what the purpose of a movie is--what it is trying to convey.  There were moments that I thought the script was a little preachy, but the dedication allowed me to understand why that might be so.

Although I couldn't connect with any of the characters on a personal level, I definitely recognized their mannerisms from people I have known in my own life.  This is particularly true of Robert Downey, Jr.'s Barris, whose rapid-fire, self-assured way of speaking I have encountered many times in the world of academia, particularly from professors and students who don't wish to be challenged but fear they might be if they don't sound emphatic enough.  I am beginning to get the impression that Keanu Reeves enjoys movies set in the future, which this one (like the Matrix films, is).  Reeves' Arctor required the sort of depressed, low-key acting that I actually think Reeves is quite good at, and I thought he did a good job seeming very weary and disillusioned here.  When I looked up Rory Cochrane at the end of the movie and discovered he was the same actor who played Speedle on CSI: Miami, I was amazed--I watched that show religiously for the years Cochrane was on it, but failed to recognize him because he looked and acted so differently in Scanner.  I guess that's a compliment.

I would have a hard time classifying this movie as "good" or "bad," just as I would have a hard time recommending it or telling someone to stay away.  I think people will probably relate very differently to this film depending on their personal experiences with, and feelings towards, drug use.  That, at least, would explain why I am ambivalent, as I lack the experience with drug culture to have strong inclinations about either side of the debate.  Regardless, there are other issues--particularly the question of sacrifice, as discussed by Donna after Arctor's rehabilitation process begins--that should be interesting to anyone.  Given the recurrence of drug-legalizing referendums and drug-related crimes, this is also a movie that speaks not just to problems of Dick's era, but to ongoing issues that still require decisions to be made.  For that reason alone, this is a movie that should be watched and considered.

 

An Inconvenient Truth

I finally watched An Inconvenient Truth, months after I originally intended to when it came to my college accompanied by debates and discussions and guest lecturers.  A tiny part of me has avoided watching it because I’m a conservation biologist, so I figured there would be nothing new to me in the information Gore delivered.  And there wasn’t, exactly—some of the specific numbers or graphs were new, but the ideas and overall message were not.  Yet, I found the whole movie somehow enlightening, and interesting, thoughtfully done and therefore thought-provoking.  It’s odd to say I enjoyed a film about the destruction of the earth, but I did.

 

Many of my friends who went to those campus screenings of Truth complained about the autobiographical parts of the movie, when the focus was more on Al Gore than on the message in his Powerpoint slides.  During the past week, Gore was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, and during a news piece on that topic, they mentioned that his quest to teach every person on the planet about global warming and what we can do to stop it, was the topic of the movie—not global warming itself, but Gore’s journey teaching about it.

 

I therefore went into the movie with a slightly different perspective and expectation, I think, than did my friends.  They were prepared for a movie about science; I was prepared for a movie about a man motivated by science.  The autobiographical parts didn’t bother me, because they put Gore’s teachings into context.  Actually, without those asides, I would have felt as though I was simply watching a lecture.  But with the asides, I felt somewhat inspired by what has obviously been a lifelong pursuit for Gore.  Even before he was a presidential candidate, I knew of his work on Capitol Hill, we had his book in my house.  I do not see this movie as a way to make Gore look good or set him up as a future democratic candidate.  I see it as an honest look at someone who has been affected by a series of events in his life and has responded to them in this way.  Gore could be any of us—he could be me, taking the hardest and saddest lessons I’ve learned and making them useful.  I like that he becomes an Everyman, and in so doing, encourages us all to do what is in our power to make a difference.

 

As for the difference he was trying to make, I thought his message was clear, and warranted.  I’m glad that he is overwhelmingly optimistic, because I think that’s important.  As Gore said, people tend to either ignore the problems of global warming or feel that they are insurmountable.  But there are so many things that each of us can do differently, and in so doing, begin to reduce our negative impacts and even rectify some of the problems we have caused.  I was impressed by how passionately Gore spoke during the last several minutes of his message; it seemed very genuine, despite all the times he’s given that talk and gone over those slides.  I would like to hear him speak live, as I’m sure it’s a very powerful and influential delivery (not, obviously, that I need to be convinced of anything).

 

I would recommend this movie even for people, like me, who think they already know the facts, and I would recommend it for people who don’t know the facts at all.  I’d recommend it for democrats and republicans, conservationists and non-conservationists.  I’d suggest that people try to suspend their personal feelings about Gore himself, and instead just think of him as a man, not a politician, whose life has led him in this direction.  The world is in need of people who can explain hard science in a way that is logical and accessible to non-scientists.  Gore is such a man, and there is a lot to be learned from him—including how to be hopeful about our future on this planet.

 

Apocalypto

Mel Gibson has a knack for getting under people's skin, whether it's because of his looks, his religious philosophies, his habit of driving drunk, or his outrageous comments about Jews.  However, it seems he also has a knack for directing movies, which I will admit despite my disapproval of what happens in his private life.  If I could still support Clinton post-Lewsinky, I suppose I can support Gibson post-DUI.

It's difficult to talk about The Passion of the Christ as a movie, because one's experience with the film is so inextricably intertwined with one's own personal beliefs. Apocalypto, on the other hand, is much easier to address (and, not to mention, much easier to enjoy).  It chronicles the (apparently) 24-hour journey of a Mayan man, Jaguar Paw, as he races to retrieve his wife and child after hiding them in a well during a siege on his village. 

There are so many things I love about this film, it's hard to know where to start.  First of all, in terms of the history, at least, the film is incredibly accurate.  The movie opens with a quotation about how civilizations cannot be conquered from without until they have begun to crumble within, and the Mayan civilization is certainly proof of this theory.  Apocalypto is set at exactly the time when the Mayan culture was beginning to corrode.  Crops have failed, disease has spread, the government has reached too far over too large an area, and the oligarchy is increasingly disliked and mistrusted.  I learned all of this in a fascinating history class I took in college, and was delighted to see evidence of each of these truths in the movie.  We see images of drought and pestilence outside the city walls, followed by images of excess within the royal family.  There are disapproving glances from the commoners towards the ruling class.  And, most prominently, we see how the reign of terror (conquest of one jungle group after another to supply workers and sacrifices) has affected the morale of the Mayan people.  Most of this requires no speaking at all, but it done simply, and eloquently, through cinematography alone.  There are also small cultural details that I know to be accurate, such as using ant mandibles to close wounds. 

Partly because of this accuracy, partly because of the acting, the story is incredibly compelling.  Great care is taken at the beginning of the film to show how tightly knit Jaguar Paw's family and village are.  The violence that comes to them, and the danger in which his family is placed, is therefore all the more distressing.  Rudy Youngblood, playing Jaguar Paw, has the perfect--sensitive--face for the role.  We see his tender love for his wife and child; his distress at losing friends and family to the mauraders; his perplexity and fear at the human sacrifice rituals; his determination and fierceness as he makes his way back through the jungle.  His journey is not just one long action sequence, designed for the sort of thrills generated from watching, say, a car chase.  It is a grueling marathon, pushing one man to the limits of endurance all for the love of family.

Or, should I say, that there are actually TWO men being pushed to the limits of endurance? After all, the reason Jaguar Paw is racing so desperately is because he is being chased.  Unfortunately I have no idea what the name of the character is, or who the actor is who portrayed him, because both IMDB and the Apocalypto website fail to show pictures! So, please forgive the lack of detail here.  In any case, Jaguar Paw has killed the son of his captor and therefore is battling not just time and weather, but also a vengeful parent.  This particular aspect of the story has a nice parallel with Jaguar Paw's relationship with his own father, and with the scenes with see of his son.  It is a quiet commentary on relationships between men, and of the journey to, and through, manhood.

For me, one of the most thrilling moments of the whole film was Jaguar Paw's emergence onto the beach, in the pouring rain, pursued by his last two captors.  I will not discuss what he found there, except to say that, having taken a history course on this topic, I knew all along what he would find.  His discovery puts the entire story in context.  We see Jaguar Paw survive for now, but how much longer can he hold out?  His culture is slowly dying, and now a new threat has arrived.  The film has a beautiful circularity, beginning with the quotation about the end of a culture, and finishing with the beginning of that end.  This tight plot is a hallmark of a great film.

Also commendable is how little of the movie relies on language (probably because it's not easy for a whole cast to learn Mayan), but instead on glances, scenery, body language, and movements.  It's a beautiful film anyway, in terms of people, places, and costumes, so this only adds to how lovely it is to watch.  The same austerity goes for the aural aspects of the film: Rather than dominating the movie with a superimposed soundtrack, the natural noise is allowed to come through.  We hear jungle sounds and running through leaves and the pitter-patter of rain, as though we are right there, too.

I could imagine that some people would be bothered by the violence in the film, and for the most part I would completely disagree with all their arguments.  We are talking, after all, about a time when human sacrifices were being made on a daily, if not hourly, basis.  It was pretty gruesome, and to ignore that would be to miss the point of the movie (as this practice was one of the big things that contributed to the fall of the civilization). We don't see the actual cutting out of the hearts, just the hearts themselves at the end of the process.  We don't see the actual cutting off of heads, just the way they're tossed down the steps (which reminds me--the first-person shots during the sacrifice scene were a really great addition to the film).  The only violence that I found excessive was in the scene where Jaguar Paw kills the man who killed his father.  As he knelt there, dying, with blood pulsing out of the wound in his skull, I found myself wondering if perhaps that detail was goofily excessive.

But that one thing is my single complaint about this film.  I should add that I watched this in the back of a car while I was ridiculously carsick, so if I could get this much enjoyment out of the film under those circumstances, who knows how much someone could get in a more comfortable setting.  The construction, look, and acting in this movie are about as close to perfect as I can imagine, and I give it my highest recommendation.

 

 

Bandidas

Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek star in Bandidas as two buxom, bank-robbing patriots driven to their life of crime in an effort to support their people and save their nation after the Americans cheat them of their land and attempt to cheat them also of their national gold.  Sound outlandish?  If your answer is "yes," then this movie is not for you, as it also contains ridiculous plot devices, inconsistent characters, unreal dialogue, and more premarital public kissing than would have been acceptable even in the wild west (or, in this case, the wild southwest). 

But don't take my observations as complaints.  All you have to do is look at the cover of this DVD to know what sort of film you are renting, so I was fully prepared for what I got.  Bandidas is the type of film whose only worth comes from its membership in the Guilty Pleasure Club, and that's okay.  It's not exactly a comedy, although it approaches satire in its ridiculousness, and it's also not exactly an action film, unless you count a few brisk horse rides and a couple of gunshots as "action."  Really, it's just 90 minutes of campiness during which you can watch Hayek and Cruz do unlikely things such as catfight near the altar of their church, snap suggestive photographs with a bound-and-gagged inspector in order to blackmail him , and give/receive lessons in how to kiss a guy so he won't forget you.  None of these developments would ever have occurred in real life, and they serve no real purpose here, either, except to make you feel like you are getting away with watching lesbian porn without the attached stigma.  Like I said, guilty pleasure. 

As I was watching the film I couldn't quite get over the realization that these were the same women who received such praise for films such as Frida and Volver.  I can only assume that Hayek and Cruz accepted these roles more for fun than for any artistic purposes.  The stereotyped nature of the characters--Cruz portrays farm girl Maria who is no good with numbers but communicates well with horses; Hayek is spoiled, European-educated Sara who can't bring herself to wear cheap dresses in public and takes the time to fix her hair in the middle of heists--leaves no room for real acting.  Steve Zahn, as fledgling New York CSI Quinton, is amusing for the same reasons he is in any of his films--regardless of the shoddy lines he is given to speak, his tone of voice and delivery somehow win me over.  Unfortunately (and cruelly, I admit), I can't ever quite see him in a romantic light.  Maria's and Sara's fight over Zahn-as-Quinton is beyond me, but I'll let that go for now.

The one (continual) surprise for me is how I felt about Dwight Yoakam's performance.  I recently watched him play the sheriff in The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada and was impressed by his understated performance of the sad, weary man.  Despite his absurd costuming and inane dialogue in Bandidas, I actually found Yoakam's to be the most convincing character in the movie.  He was consistently dark, heartless, and terse, and for any character in this film to be consistently anything (other than silly) is a laudable miracle.

So, ultimately, I gained absolutely nothing intellectual, spiritual, or emotional from watching this movie, except for maybe an increased appreciation for the much-played-up physical beauty of the leading actresses.  But, the main reason I put in the movie was to have a light-hearted, relaxing break from doing chores, and I was not disappointed.  As long as you accept this movie for what it is, you probably won't be, either.

 

Black Snake Moan

I have been thinking about Black Snake Moan ever since I saw it.   This is not just because it's the first movie at which I was asked to produce an ID to gain entry, but because I think it's going to be one of those very few movies that I purchase on DVD.  It offers just about every type of stimuli a movie can offer--great music, good atmosphere, a unique "look," humor, intensity, sex, and a certain something off the beaten path.  I reacted to Black Snake Moan the way I did to Desperado and O, Brother, Where Art Thou?--I loved it immediately even though it had some flaws, such as being a little over the top and therefore slightly unbelievable.

 

Black Snake Moan is directed by Craig Brewer, who also directed Hustle & Flow, which was more than enough to recommend the movie to me even though I'd never heard of it until the day it opened in theaters.  Like Hustle and Flow, Black Snake Moan is the story of some people who are down and out and in need of redemption.  In this case, Samuel L. Jackson plays Lazarus, a former blues musician and current farmer, whose younger wife has just left him for his brother.  Lazarus no longer attends church, though everyone in town stops by to urge him to do so.  He seems to have lost faith not only in God, but also in himself.  Christina Ricci plays Rae, whose boyfriend Ronnie (Justin Timberlake) has just left her to do a tour of duty with the National Guard.  Rae is tortured by insecurities and other psychoses arising from the fact that she was sexually abused by her father when she was a child.  As a result, she has become the town slut, since apparently the only way to find relief from these mental problems is to have sex.  Long story short, after Rae has been attacked and left for dead near Lazarus' house, Laz takes her in to cure her physically and in the process decides also to cure her mentally and emotionally.  This process involves ice cold baths, cough syrup, Vaseline, and (of course!) a very large chain.

 

The things I liked about this movie are the same things I liked about Hustle & Flow.  Brewer is quite adept at evoking a strong sense of place.  Watching Black Snake Moan, I felt as hot and gritty as the characters looked.  When I left the theater, I was surprised to find myself in a parking lot at night, rather than a small southern town in the glaring heat of a summer afternoon.  The music was incredible, though of course I might be biased since blues is my favorite genre of music anyway.  The "score," by which I mean the snippets of slide guitar that briefly play during some scenes, really helped set the mood. Nothing says "down-and-out" like that traditional rural blues sound.  I also particularly loved "Black Snake Moan," played by Samuel Jackson--both the rawness of the song and its delivery (played, sung, and spoken) were right on target.  The scene in which it is played is great, too, for its over-the-top dramatic setting, and for the ways in which it indicates how and why a bond could have arisen between Lazarus and Rae.

 

Although I have always liked Samuel L. Jackson, I don't know how many performances I would have given him a full four stars for.  However, I think he deserves them all in this movie.  He inhabited Lazarus in such a way that I forgot he ever was anyone else.  Christina Ricci, as always, successfully portrayed a sultry sex pot, which probably isn't so hard to do when you really are one.  Her southern accent was great and kudos to her for being brave enough to wander around in her undies for most of a film (then again, when you've got a body like that, you might as well show it off).

My boyfriend, who suggested seeing the movie in the first place and also enjoyed it, said he wasn't sure what the final message of the film was.  I've thought about that for a while, and I keep coming back to the same two things.  First, I think it's about the power of having someone believe in you.  Rae and Ronnie held each other up by helping each other through those desperate moments.  Lazarus helped Rae by believing that he actually could cure her of her wicked ways.  Angela and the Reverend helped Lazarus by seeing the good in him and believing he could pull through.  I'm not quite sure how to verbalize it, but something about the Reverend's discussion of Heaven/God with Rae makes me also sense a bit of a religious, or God-is-in-all-of-us message.  If nothing else, that scene certainly drives home the importance of having something or someone to help you when life gets rough.

 

I would say that the other major theme is the redemptive power of music.  Actually, as many movies have shown, any sort of outlet has redemptive power--music, as in Black Snake Moan or Hustle & Flow; dance (Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing and Charm School); art (Artemisia); sports (Million Dollar Baby); etc.  I particularly like focusing on music, because I would wager that music is the most universal of all of these examples.  Blues is a great focal genre for this message, since it is a type of music more or less created for the sole purpose of getting sadness out so the healing process can begin.  It's no coincidence that the name of the music corresponds to a synonym for depression, after all.  Every time I hear the blues I can't imagine that there could exist a single living person who couldn't commiserate with the sentiments and emotions expressed therein.  Thus, it makes sense to me that Rae would begin to connect with Lazarus when she hears him pull out his guitar and play/sing.  She's felt alone and disconnected all her life, but there is a message in the music that lets her feel that she's not.  Notice that when she dances at the bar while Lazarus plays, she gets pretty touchy-feely with the people around her, but as sexual as it gets, she doesn't actually have sex (for once).

 

I'm chatting on as though there are no flaws in this movie, which is not the case.  But what flaws there are were easily overlooked (as far as I was concerned) because I was so drawn in to the story and the setting and the sound, that I didn't really care.  Plus, I find it fairly easy to suspend my disbelief and I actually like things that verge on melodrama, because they're more fun that way.  Some reviewer on Rottentomatoes said that Samuel L. Jackson should stay away from movies with "snake" in the title.  He may be right as far as Snakes on a Plane is concerned, but he's way off the mark with Black Snake Moan.  It was a great choice for Jackson and it is a great choice for moviegoers.

 

Blades of Glory

I think I heard that Will Ferrell was doing an ice skating movie at about the same time that I watched Talladega Nights on DVD.  Having just seen Ricky Bobby, I was in the mood to watch the next sports character that Will Ferrell would create, so it has been a long, hard wait.  Sometimes all that anticipation can make the actual experience a bomb.  Luckily, my excitement to see Blades of Glory only made it all the better when I finally did.

Blades of Glory is a story about Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy, two men's singles figure skating competitors.  They are each other's biggest competition.  I must admit that I actually watch real figure skating, so I could see elements of real skaters in each of these characters.  Chazz has sort of an Elvis Stoiko kind of flare, MacElroy more of an Ilia Kulik grace.  Or, to use more current comparisons, Chazz is Evan Lysacek and Jimmy is Johnny Weir.  I mean no offense to any of these actual skaters, nor, for that matter, to either of the actors mentioned here.  In any case, Chazz and Jimmy get in trouble for fighting on the podium, are thrown out of competition for life, and can only return to the ice by becoming each other's partners and skating in the pairs division against the longtime champions, the Van Waldenberg siblings.

I unfortunately have a terrible memory for movie lines, so I can't quote any of the things that made me laugh.  Suffice it to say, I laughed often, out loud, and hard, all of which are surprising since I don't usually laugh at all, even when I am amused.  Generally speaking, most of what struck me funny had to do with how the movie dealt with the ice skating world.  As I said, I really am a fan, so I am quite familiar with the costumes, the choreography, the commentators, the coaches, etc., and how utterly ridiculous they all can be.  Like Talladega Nights, this movie was quite adept at singling out the most ridiculous of these characteristics and putting them front and center.  Jimmy's peacock costume would be an obvious example, William Fichtner's "stage mom" character is another.  I love that Scott Hamilton gave commentary, as that lends verisimilitude to the film but also indicates that even skaters themselves are aware of some of the silliness, or at least what outsiders perceive as silliness, in the ice skating world.  The format of the movie, as well as the plot and the dialogue, allowed further satire.  Take, for instance, the skaters' bios, with their bizarre and melodramatic settings/poses.  There is seemingly no facet of figure skating that was left un-mocked.

The more I think about it, the more I realize that, as much as Blades of Glory laughs at figure skating, it doesn't do so cruelly.  The movie is peppered with actual figure skaters--Scott Hamilton, as I said, but also Sasha Cohen, Brian Boitano, Nancy Kerrigan, Peggy Fleming. These are some heavy hitters in the figure skating world, and I'm guessing they probably wouldn't have agreed to cameo had they found the movie offensive.  But it's not an offensive movie--it's simply an observant one.  And, like Talladega Nights, it could be said to ultimately have a good message--work hard, work together, forgive each other's faults, be true to yourself, etc.  It's hard to take such advice seriously when it comes in a format like this, but, you know, it's still there anyway.

I want to see Blades of Glory again to see if my enjoyment was a result of all the hype, or whether it really was that funny of a movie.  In my mind, I repeatedly see Jon Heder wagging his tongue through the "rock on" hand gesture (or whatever you want to call it).  I laugh every time I think of it, which must be a good sign.

 

 

Blood Diamond

            Blood Diamond is a film directed by Edward Zwick, a man who can do no wrong in my eyes.  He has worked on several movies that I love and/or admire, including Legends of the Fall, Dangerous Beauty, Shakespeare in Love, and The Last Samurai.  Even his shorter films have an epic quality about them—everything is dramatic and breathtaking—and they are all very beautiful.  Both of those qualities were present in Blood Diamond, which takes Zwick to yet another continent,
Africa.  Just as Legends of the Fall captured the wild and frightening beauty of Montana, and just as The Last Samurai showcased the green mistiness of the Chinese countryside, Blood Diamond pays homage to the rugged beauty of Africa even as it is ravaged by war, famine, disease, and raping of its land.

           

 In fact, I think this is the greatest strength of Blood Diamond.  It is a film that is not just set in Africa—it is a film of and about Africa.  It doesn't feel as though it is written by an insider or an outsider; I don't feel that any unbalanced judgments are made about Africans (regardless of race) or the rest of the world, rebels or government troops.  The movie is like an elongated snapshot, capturing people doing what they do, without saying, exactly, whether those actions are right or wrong. 

           

Before I continue, a brief summary of the plot is required.  Leonardo DiCaprio stars (amazingly) as Danny Archer, an all around bad guy whose current trade is selling arms for diamonds, and then smuggling the diamonds for eventual sale in Europe.  He runs into Solomon Vandy (played by Djimon Hounsou) in prison, where he learns that Vandy has discovered and hidden an immensely valuable diamond while being forced to work in a diamond mine by rebels.  It takes some convincing, but Archer gets Vandy to agree to lead him to the diamond, and in return Archer will help Vandy locate his kidnapped family.  The two are assisted by Maddy Bowen (Jennifer Connelly), a journalist who specializes in reporting from the nastiest, most dangerous locations.

           

As I said, I felt that Leonardo DiCaprio did an amazing job as Danny Archer, and although I also felt he was great in The Departed, this is the film he deserved the Oscar nod for.  In fact, I will go so far as to say that each new DiCaprio film (recently, The Aviator and Catch Me if You Can) indicates that Leo is not just the heartthrob from Romeo and Juliet, but, in fact, one of the best actors of our time.  I was quite impressed with how adeptly he handled Danny Archer, who really is a despicable person.  Archer has, apparently, no conscience or sense of remorse about anything, but throughout this film learns how to see and think of not just himself, but other human beings as well.  I do care for Archer, which is important since Maddy Bowen cares for him, too.  Had DiCaprio not made the audience ultimately empathetic towards Archer, it would have been hard to buy Bowen's willingness to pull some of the strings she does (even if she did get a story out of it).  Djimon Hounsou also does a brilliant job portraying a man obsessed, in this case not with diamonds (like everyone else), but with reuniting and protecting his family.  He truly is a good man, so good in fact that although you're happy to see him get sweet revenge on Captain Poison (David Harewood), your heart also breaks to see Solomon committing murder, however justifiable, because you know that he will be disappointed in himself for stopping as low as the enemy.

           

 Africa itself is probably the main character in this film, though subtly, in the same way that it was the main character of Hotel Rwanda and The Power of One.  Conservationist Jeff Corwin often says that Africa is his favorite continent to visit, because as soon as he gets there he feels small in comparison—it is the cradle of life, ancient, expansive, untameably wild, mysterious to most of us, and, sadly, a complete political and social mess.  Films like Blood Diamond work because they don't wag fingers at anyone—they wag fingers at everyone: consumers who turn a blind eye, diamond buyers who perpetuate smuggling practices, militant governments drowning in corruption, rebels who terrorize their own people, the media that documents all of this one day but moves on to a new drama the next.

           

Blood Diamond ends on a somewhat hopeful note, as though Solomon Vandy's testimony might do some good.  I'm not entirely certain that it would.  The corruption portrayed in the movie (and existing in real life) is both deep and widespread.  Many, many people, and much, much funding will be required to even begin to turn things around in Africa.  Education is one way to begin this process, as is fostering a sense of interest, responsibility, and care among the world community.  Films like this are a good way to achieve these goals.



Casino Royale

Last week I finally saw the latest installment of the James Bond series, Casino Royale.  I had put it off for a while because Bond movies have begun to grate on my nerves.  I used to love them, and watch Bond marathons on TBS whenever they were on, but the Bond "witticisms" became as obnoxious as the Bond sexism, and I just couldn't bear it anymore.  I think my disgust peaked with the joke about "coming again," or something along those lines, at the end of one of the Pierce Brosnan movies.  Yuck.

Luckily, Casino Royale was not like that--at all.  Actually, I think it's my favorite Bond movie ever (unless the Austin Powers series counts as Bond movies in disguise).  Here we see early James Bond, newly double-o-sevened, chomping at the bit, bucking the system.  He gets in trouble and uses his mandatory vacation time to try to redeem himself, which he ultimately does (though messily).  He meets voluptuous dark-haired women and Astin-Martin driving slick-haired men.  He probably does as many things wrong as he does right, and we see how his misogyny and independence might have arisen not simply out of disdain, but from a broken heart.

What I liked best about Casino Royale was Daniel Craig, and not just because of the way he looks walking out of the ocean (twice).  He seems more like a secret agent than any of the previous Bonds--a little rough, a little militant, as you might expect from someone who spies on and kills people for a living.  He also doesn't seem to take everything lightly, but instead effuses a sense of intensity, which you might also expect from someone who must constantly watch his back.  Also, thank God, he didn't have all those slimy, smarmy Bond lines, but instead spoke like a normal person.  When he was sarcastic, he was sarcastic, but he wasn't always coming up with those familiar, double-entendres placed inappropriately in the middle of action sequences.

I still feel a little unsure of the ending.  Actually, I felt as though there were two endings, as there seemed to be in the last of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy: There is all this action, all this build up, and then the denouement leads to...more action, and more build up, and then another ending.  It throws you off a little and leaves you unsatisfied.  Watching Bond give away his password, I knew something was up, but I couldn't quite guess what the plot twist was going to be.  Ultimately, what I would like to know is whether Eva Green's Vesper Lynd actually did fall in love with Bond.  I suppose it doesn't matter for the final outcome, but it would help me understand the symbolism behind her taking off the Algerian love knot and why, exactly, she was crying at the convalescent home (relief at getting the password? worry for her boyfriend? grief at having to pretend to love James? acting so she could seduce James?).  But maybe I'm just confused about this because I was knitting while watching the movie, and just wasn't paying enough attention.

My only other complaint is that I think some of the action sequences were a little long.  That whole beginning thing in Africa was ridiculous--not only implausible, but also excessive.  I felt similarly about the scene in Venice at the end, as it appeared to go on forever, breaking even the laws of physics in order to allow that house to crumble in amazingly slow motion.  Unlike some other critics, I actually liked that some of the most intense moments weren't action-packed at all, but focused more on Bond, himself, and his mental toughness.  I liked that so much came down to a card game, because it establishes and confirms Bond's ability to read others and to have the confidence to successfully play mind games (which is important for later movies).  I also liked the scene where Bond almost is poisoned to death, but has the wherewithal to make himself throw up and then get help from HQ.  He has to be quick and tricky, yet as skilled as he is he is dependent on the help of others.  It's a good way to humanize someone who practically is a superhero in many of his other films.

I do hope that Daniel Craig does more Bond films--more than, for instance, Pierce Brosnan did.  I know it's not so easy now we don't have the traditional Cold War enemies to trash and we have to be all PC, but I do hope there continue to be Bond movies.  When they are done in this style--less silly, more mature--I think they have a lot of potential. Especially when they include a setting with an ocean for Bond to emerge from.

 

Children of Men

I don't remember ever hearing or using the word "distopia" before, but I read it in reference to Children of Men, and I suppose it does fit.  If anything could be thought of as the opposite of a utopia, it is the world portrayed in this movie: dark, dirty, hateful, joyless, sterile.  There isn't much for Clive Owen's character, Theo, to smile about, and so he doesn't.  In fact, he doesn't seem to do much except grimly endure, through the death of his child, the separation from his wife, the increasingly hostile political landscape, the rounding up and shipping off of refugees, and the daily grind in general.  He is a man with no hope.

This hopelessness is reflected in all the other humans around him, most of all in their inexplicable inability to produce children.  Yet, we discover with Theo, there might be hope yet.  One woman has managed to carry a baby for 8 months, and now in her final month is desperate to find a place where she might have her baby safely.  Theo is unwillingly brought into the plot to get her to safety by his ex-wife, Julian, the head of a "terrorist" human-rights organization.

The details of the journey that follows are not as important as the transformations that occur along the way, particularly in Theo.  When we first meet him he is numb; by the time the movie ends he has come to embrace life again, however depressing and terrifying it might be in the current setting.  I am reminded of the many books in which I've read where characters do not appreciate the flow of their blood, the beating of their hearts, until these things are about to cease.  By having his life placed in jeopardy, I think, Theo begins to appreciate all the more how important it is to still be alive, even if life is very dire these days.  It doesn't hurt to have a purpose again, either, as he seems to have lost his with the death of his son.

The power of life is, of course, embodied in the birth of the infant amid the squalor of the refugee camp.  With the exception of Syd (Peter Mullan), everyone who sees the baby reacts as though it has been a religious experience, and why not? It is the first child in 18 years.  Particularly poignant is the siege scene in which gun-toting soldiers part to let Theo and Kee (Claire-Hope Ashitey) pass unharmed.  The juxtaposition of life and death is chilling.

One of the strengths of this movie is how subtle and muted it is, even in the most intense scenes.  There is little color, as the world has descended mostly into the blacks and grays of a constant war zone.  There is little soundtrack music, except that provided by Michael Caine's Jasper.  The whole movie is spare, containing only what is needed to tell the story and illustrate the characters.  It works much better than the overboard drama of similar apocalyptic movies such as Armageddon and The Stand.

The actors are another asset.  Even the small roles are filled by strong actors, including those mentioned above, as well as Charlie Hunnam (playing Patric), Chiwetel Ejiofor (Luke), and Danny Huston (Nigel).  Like the movie, the acting is understated and quiet, expressing the despair and tension that go along with living in this nightmarish future world, without going overboard and becoming melodramatic and silly.

I have heard that Children of Men, along with Pan's Labyrinth and Babel, is part of a trilogy: Three films, made by three friends, examining...what? It is interesting to think of these three movies as building on, or related to, each other.  I have only seen the first two, thus far, which probably makes it difficult for me to see the larger picture.  The two I have seen don't seem particularly related at first, but when I think of the deeper meanings of both films, I can see the relationship.  Both have guerilla groups fighting for justice, both take place in war-torn landscapes, both focus on societies where people have lost hope, both portray children as a hope for the future.  Clearly the directors of these films have a bleak view of current humanity, yet the final message is hopeful--whatever the adults have done or are doing, perhaps the future generations can turn things around.

 

The Curse of the Golden Flower

Just once, I would like to watch a Chinese film that is a comedy.  However, I'm not sure that there are any, at least by the director of most of the Chinese films I see, Zhang Yimou.  When I was only 10 years old, I saw my first Zhang Yimou film, Raise the Red Lantern, and was so disturbed by the ending swore I'd never watch another movie like that again.  Yet, I have, including Ju Dou, Hero, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, House of the Flying Daggers, and, most recently, The Curse of the Golden Flower.  Why do I torture myself this way?

Well, for starters, the sheer beauty of these films.  Every time I see a trailer for one of these movies, I am immediately smitten with the intense and variegated colors, the luscious landscape, the rich and ornate fabrics of the clothing, the labyrinthine gilt palaces, etc.  These movies appear to be filmed in a place I would like to be, if the people there weren't always feeling so much angst.  Yet, even the emotional drama is appealing in some way.  All the characters seem to feel things so intensely.  They are wholly in love.  They have tragic amounts of willpower, pride, and honor.  They are all really good at martial arts.  This would all be very cool if it didn't lead to so many broken hearts and dead bodies.

In The Curse of the Golden Flower, there are many of both these things, particularly the latter.  The plot is only somewhat complex, but seems more so because it takes a while for the many puzzle pieces to emerge.  Basically, here's how it goes:  The emperor and empress are not happily married.  The empress has been having an affair with the emperor's (but not her) son.  The empress is also being slowly poisoned by her husband.  Due to this and her general unhappiness, she has been plotting a coup to have the emperor overthrown during the Chrysanthemum Festival.  All of this is, predictably, made more difficult by sibling rivalry, sons who feel bound to honor one parent over the other, affairs with servants, and secrets untold for many years.

My largest complaint with the movie, other than the absolutely and totally depressing ending, is the speed with which it developed.  I have no problems with easing into a story, or getting all of the back story before I see the action, but there were times in this movie that I felt that the pace was dragging a bit too slowly.  Some of this leaked over into even the fight scenes.  The last major fight scene in the courtyard seemed a little repetitive and, dare I say it, boring.  But, beyond that, I don't really have any complaints.

 As I said, it's an amazingly beautiful film.  The shots of royal servants gathered en masse, wearing color-coded "uniforms," are amazing.  Ditto the scenes of the courtyard filled with yellow chrysanthemums, a flower which in any other context I usually find rather plain.  The fabrics of the costumes were amazing, though even from my seat on the couch I could see how heavy they must have been to wear.  The interior of the palace was like the inside of a rainbow.  The countryside scenery, between the imperial palace and the new governor's home, was stunning even though it was filmed as a night shot.  There was nothing that wasn't pleasant to look at.

This is especially true of Gong Li, who at 42 is still as captivatingly beautiful as ever.  Although I have always found her to be a fine actress, I thought she did some amazing work in this film.  The hatred between the emperor and empress was practically palpable, particularly in scenes where they acted in close proximity to each other.  When the emperor (Chow Yun-Fat) wipes her lips after she takes her medicine, it's hard to tell whether the tension between them is emotional or sexual or both.  It's a perfect moment in the film, and a great look at their relationship.  In the scene during the Chrysanthemum Festival, Li and Yun-Fat both do a great job registering barely perceptible measures of, variously, surprise, satisfaction, disgust, and anger, while not even looking at each other.  This is important in order to show how the enmity between husband and wife could lead to this cascade of events ultimately resulting in the destruction of the entire family.  I should also mention that Chow Yun-Fat does no mean job of acting, either, and although he is present in fewer scenes than Gong Li and never has many lines in any of those scenes, he does a great job creating an emperor who is utterly, inescapably, despicable.  I definitely hated him, never more so than when he offhandedly suggested or commanded cruel things, or when he sat through awful events without even watching them.  He was a real bastard.

Another thing that interested me about the film is the portrayal of Chinese customs, which, being a biologist rather than a historian, I will just have to trust are accurately represented here.  Some of them are infuriating--the empress being forced into taking medicine that she doesn't need or want, for instance--some are peculiar but quaint--such as the shouting and gong-beating that occurred every hour, on the hour--and some are just quaint--such as the way that the sons had to address and bow before their father when speaking to him.  Many traditions are merely a backdrop in the film, such as the opening sequence where the servants are all preparing for the day.  Whether they are just part of the scenery or an actual part of the script/acting, the inclusion of these customs lends a verisimilitude and a gravity that the film might not otherwise have had.

After all this, it's hard to say whether this is a movie I would recommend.  It looks great, it's well done, it's interesting.  The only problem is, it's just so darn depressing.  Despite this (or perhaps because of it), I have thought of it often since watching it, which as I have said in other reviews, I usually interpret as a compliment to the film.  Something that sticks with me for so long must have some intellectual or emotional value.  So, make yourself a nice cup of tea and sit down to watch this when you're in a really, really good mood.

 

 Employee of the Month

Employee of the Month is a movie I would never watch under my own impetus.  I would tell you this is because I have a mature sense of humor, but my boyfriend, who made me watch this, would say it's because I have no sense of humor at all.  However, our tastes in comedy briefly aligned and we united in our dislike of this film.

The plot of this film is completely explained by the 2-minute trailer you probably saw before another, better, movie.  There were absolutely no surprises.  Dane Cook plays Zack, a box boy in a Costco-like superstore who competes with Dax Shepard's Vince in order to a) prevent Vince from winning Employee of the Month status for the record-setting 18th month in a row, and b)win the affections of new check-out girl Amy, as played by Jessica Simpson.  As you might imagine, Zack at first founders, then succeeds, in his pursuit of greatness, a process which causes alienation from his friends and even, eventually, Amy, after the obligatory girl-overhears-truth-about-guy-wanting-to-get-in-her-pants scene.  Of course, there is a motivational speech, Zach has one last chance to save the day, seemingly doesn't, and then finds out he really did after all. 

I didn't want to dislike this film, because I like Dane Cook.  Over the holidays I watched his TV stand-up routine with my boyfriend, and we both laughed constantly.  Cook is the type of comedian who gets laughs at what he says as much as he does for how he delivers it.  His vocal mannerisms--pronunciation, diction, emphasis--are amusing, as is his body language.  He is a very expressive comedian, and all of his skills at this genre carry over to the genre of acting (which really isn't hugely different, after all).

Of all the performances in Employee of the Month, his was the  most genuine and convincing, and the least annoying to watch.  To steal a line from my boyfriend, another film would have been a better display of Cook's talent, but this one was just lacking in all the qualities--plot, say, or dialogue--that could showcase his abilities.  Dax Shepard wasn't awful as Vince; I mean, he was awful, but only because Vince was awful, so if I disliked Vince then I guess Shepard succeeded as an actor.  Andy Dick was much funnier in the "Ad Libs" portion of the DVD extras than he was anywhere in the movie, as was Harland Williams.  I haven't seen The Dukes of Hazzard, so I don't know much about the extent of Jessica Simpson's acting talent.  Here, she wasn't a total bomb, but I also wouldn't rank her abilities much above those of a high school actress.  She was very good at looking busty, however, and at making indignant, hurt faces.  But I'm pretty sure that didn't involve acting.

What really bothered me about this film was that it didn't include anything that I could identify as being funny--not just to myself, but to anyone else, including the 12-35 year-old males at whom I'm sure it was aimed. Despite what my boyfriend says, I do sometimes laugh at what might be called "stupid" humor, of the Dumb and Dumber ilk.  Wildboyz sends me into hysterics.  My cheeks and stomach hurt after Borat.  Although I could point out a few places where I'm sure the writer of E.O.T.M. thought he might get a response, by and large the movie just sort of...coasted along.  I guess the seemingly-gay boss and his little person big brother were designed with our amusement in mind, but even those jokes were unconnected and out of place.  And, while I will laugh any time someone trips or gets hit in the crotch or face with a flying object, I cannot laugh at issues (genetic shortness, for instance, or homosexuality) that involve laughing at the people who suffer from them.

Of course, the rest of the screenplay was also a complete failure, with highly unlikely developments and outcomes.  Am I honestly supposed to believe that Zack would be a box boy for 10 years in order to stay away from responsibility after losing his grandmother's retirement after she invested in his failed dotcom? Mightn't he, in fact, use his college degree to do something, anything, more lucrative such that he could possibly pay her back?  Would Amy really be swept off her feet by a date in a superstore? Can a group of 4 box boys actually maintain a secret hideaway in the storage flats that nobody else knows about? I could go on, but you probably get the gist.  I'll spare you.

While I can't find anything to redeem this movie, I will admit to chuckling once or twice, and to hoping very fervently that Dane Cook will reappear in the future in a film more worthy of his presence.  In the meanwhile, I would only suggest renting this movie if you already feel brain dead, or wish to become so over the next hour and forty minutes.

 

 

The Ex
            I have a habit of enjoying things that Zach Braff stars in, such as Scrubs, Garden State, and Last Kiss.  I don't know whether Braff himself is quirky, and this quality therefore carries over into his acting, or whether he is simply drawn to or cast in quirky roles.  Either way, there is something very genuine, laid back, and appealing about his style.  Plus, his films/show tend to have great soundtracks, as well as a depth and quality that many movies lack. 

            So it is with great sadness that I report my feelings on The Ex, a movie about which I was immediately suspicious when it wasn't released on the original release date.  I have been told that this had to do with the actors' inability to promote it because they were engaged in other projects at the time.  However, I remember the original ads and I saw how they were changed for the second round of promotions.  I think there was something going on behind the scenes that involved some changes in editing or production or something, just as Elizabethtown was reworked after it wasn't well received at film festivals before its distribution.  The whole process reminds me of when something goes wrong with my computer.  If it's just one problem, or two problems, or even three problems, you can usually fix them individually and go back to normal.  But when you've got a bunch of problems, it's better to reformat the hard drive and start from scratch—there's something wrong at the foundation.

            The Ex has something wrong at the foundation—its script.  As proof, I offer the fact that I can sum up the entire movie in one sentence:  Tom Reilly (Zach Braff) he pursues a new career in advertising, working alongside his wife Sofia's (Amanda Peet) jealous, conniving, and manipulative ex-boyfriend, Chip Sanders (Jason Bateman), who pulls out all the stops in his attempt to reclaim Sofia for himself. 

Okay, granted, that's a long sentence, but you get the point.  There is no character development or growth.  It's hard to really care about any of these characters since the personalities they do show are rather clichéd.  Sofia misses her job once she's a stay-at-home mom…Tom can't quite get his in-laws to appreciate him…Chip uses his handicap to gain sympathy…I can't think of one character in the movie who is original or really interesting, except maybe the kid from New Jersey who can stuff an entire burger in his mouth and swallow it in one bite.  That's weird.

I actually felt uncomfortable watching this movie, the day I did watching Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers, since everything kept escalating in disastrousness.  Like Ben Stiller's Greg, Tom commits one faux pas after another and you feel that there is no way he could find redemption.  With Meet the Parents, etc., however, I was laughing while I was uncomfortable.  No matter how awkward it was when Ben Stiller burned down the wooden arch carved by his fiancée's ex-boyfriend, it was still funny.  With The Ex, though, I was uncomfortable without release.  It was just uncomfortable, and somewhat depressing.

The worst part of watching this movie was that, while I kept wanting it to end, I hated the ending when it did finally arrive.  Everything just suddenly wrapped up, and it was all over!  Tom's reconciliation with his father-in-law came too suddenly and easily; Sofia goes from seeming pretty (justifiably) pissed to expressing her unending love in a matter of minutes; Chip is randomly struck by a passing bus.  I don't buy any of it.

The Ex is full of people that I normally enjoy watching, so I am sorry to say that I highly recommend that viewers skip this film, or at least watch it on DVD instead of going to see it in the theater.  It's not worth the money—or, really, the time (sorry, Zach).

 



 Fantastic 4

I am a big fan of mindless action movies, provided they are well-done mindless action movies.  Twister, for instance, is one of my favorites (though it pretends not to be mindless).  Independence Day is another, and I will even admit to Armageddon.  They're so ridiculous, how can you not like them?  They have a perfect mix of cheesy comic relief, heroism, romance, and blood-boiling soundtrack music.  They have something for everyone.

Unfortunately, Fantastic 4 failed to make the grade.  I only rented it by accident, my neglect and forgetfulness allowing it to reach the top of my Netflix queue.  I thought it might be a good way to zone out for a while last night after a long weekend, but it seems that the people involved in the making of this movie were more zoned out than I was. 

The plot of the movie is as follows: a group of scientists/entrepreneurs goes to space to conduct some research on a passing cosmic storm, the likes of which theoretically could have influenced the DNA we humans have today.  Things go awry, they are exposed to radiation, they discover new hidden (or in the case of "Thing," less hidden) talents, which they put to good use stopping would-be suicides, seducing women, and, ultimately, stopping the obligatory good-guy-turned-bad-guy, Victor von Doom. 

All of the actors in this movie are actually pretty good:  Ioan Gruffudd (of Horatio Hornblower fame), Jessica Alba (Sin City, Dark Angel), Michael Chiklis (The Shield), Julian McMahon (Nip/Tuck).  I don't really fault them, because they did they best they could with a silly script and a plodding story line.  I understand that comic book-inspired movies must be true to their origins in order not to offend any fans, but that doesn't mean they need to be constrained, either.  I don't know about the original Marvel versions of these people or this story, but I know that if they were this boring someone should have done something about it before bringing them to the big screen.

My primary complaint is that everything was very predictable.  Reed and Sue have a history; of course they're going to get back together.  Victor von Doom is a jerk; of course he's going to be the bad guy. Ben's wife leaves him so he ends up turning on Reed; he'll have to set things right.  When the Fantastic 4 start to squabble, they will only make any headway against evil when they work together as a team.  Evidently cliches were on sale the day this was written.

I also was frustrated by how suddenly everything wrapped up at the end.  The series of events starting with Ben's transformation back to human form and ending with von Doom's super-cooling seemed hurried and implausible (more implausible, I should say, than the rest of the plot). 

The last major source of irritation for me was how completely over the top parts of the film were.  Pretty much everything involving Johnny was annoying--the ski scene (completely unnecessary) and the motocross scene are great examples (not just the sporty action sequence, but also the cliched music and the busty women--thanks for reminding me whom this movie was really made for).  If you're going to do over-the top, make everything epic (e.g. Independence Day), or make things big but not in a silly way (here).

Better yet, if you're going to adapt a comic book for the big screen, follow the example of Sin City or Spiderman.  Those are comic book movies that actually have some weight--character development, great cinematography, good acting, a theme.  It's those little things that make a movie...fantastic.

 

 

 

Fast Food Nation

 

It's unfortunate that the movie Fast Food Nation was my only encounter with the material presented in the book of the same name.  I have heard great things about the book, not least of which is that it is very effective in making one want to stay away from fast food restaurants and eat healthier foods instead.  The book has been recommended to me by countless disparate acquaintances, but I never got around to reading it.  When the movie came out I thought I might take the opportunity to expose myself to all this highly-recommended information. 

            Not being familiar with the book, I can't say exactly how this movie was put together, but basically it is done Crash- or Babylon-style, where several separate, yet related, story lines occur simultaneously.  I actually tend to like this format of movie, because to me it accurately reflects real life—there are countless occurrences that set up each of my days and each of my interactions, but I will probably never know all of the events and the people involved.  In any case, here we follow Raul (Wilmer Valderrama), Sylvia (Catalina Sandino Moreno), and Coco (Ana Claudia Talancon) as they make their way across the border from Mexico to the U.S., and eventually find work at a slaughterhouse.  This particular slaughterhouse is where beef patties are made for "The Big One," the Big Mac-style sandwich of Mickey's, for whom Don Anderson (Greg Kinnear) is the chief of marketing.  He is sent to investigate whether meat is being contaminated by cow poo, and if it is whether people knew about it but were lying.  While he's in town, he meets various people, including Amber (Ashley Johnson), who works in a Mickey's until she finds out about slaughterhouse conditions and her conscience forces her to quit her job.

            Those are the major story lines that intersect at one point or another.  As you can see, they are quite disparate, which often makes the movie lack cohesion.  I don't feel a need for Amber and Don to interact, for instance, and felt that their conversation was included more as an artificial way to tie the plot together than as a necessary part of the story.  What I found more realistic was how Don drove past the van carrying in Raul, Sylvia, and Coco, and although we, the viewer, understood the connection between the vehicles, Don and the immigrants did not.  To me, this is much more realistic and more reflective of the message of the movie:  There are many things going on unknown or unnoticed behind the scenes throughout the entire fast food industry and there are probably very few, if any, people who are aware of the entire story.

            I am an animal lover and I believe in animal rights, but I will admit that I was more intrigued by the human element in this story.  I was particularly interested in the part of the plot dealing with the illegal immigrants—how they got here, what it was like for them once they arrived, how they were treated, etc.  I understand that this issue was actually a major topic of another of screenwriter/author Eric Schlosser's books, Reefer Madness.  I also was intrigued with Amber's story, though personally I felt that it would have fit better into the movie if it dealt more exclusively and more fully with her interest in animal rights, rather than spending so much time concentrating on how/why a teenager might work in a fast food joint (I think we all know the answer to that question already).

            When the movie finally took us into the killing floor area, I was a bit surprised to see what appeared to be actual footage of slaughterhouse activity.  I liked that these scenes came only at the end of the film, because it felt like more of a climax that way.  It was especially poignant to watch Sylvia on the killing floor, doing the very job that had been discussed throughout the movie, crying as she got to work.  I wasn't dismayed by the gruesome footage, though I am sure many viewers would cry foul about including such graphic scenes.  I have the feeling that the last few minutes of the movie were probably the minutes most true to the message of the original book.  I think it was brave of the director to include such footage knowing how viscerally most people react to such things (no pun intended).  It is true that what happens in slaughterhouses is not a pretty thing, and all of us should understand what events transpired to bring us the burgers and steaks that we eat without a second thought. 

No matter what I thought about the production of the movie, or its screenplay, I did feel that it pointedly mapped out these events so that any viewer might have a clearer picture of what went in to the making of the food that he/she picks up at the local fast food joint.  In this respect, if nothing else, the movie did an excellent job.



Friends With Money

Friends With Money is a movie I didn't even know about until I saw it on Netflix, which is weird because it's chock full of great actors (Catherine Keener, Joan Cusack, Frances McDormand, and Jennifer Aniston, to name a few).  Evidently, the writer/director, Nicole Holofcener, is also well known for her poignant discussions of women in complex relationships, though I haven't seen any of her other movies (which include Walking and Talking and Lovely and Amazing, both also starring Catherine Keener).

The title of this movie makes it seem as though it focuses on Jennifer Aniston's character, Olivia, who has quit her job teaching in a posh L.A. high school and now works as a maid to pay the bills.  It is she who has friends with money, including Catherine Keener, who writes with her husband and has recently begun adding an unsightly new storey to her house; Frances McDormand, who is angry at everything and whose husband may or may not be gay; and Joan Cusack, whose only problem seems to be that her husband has a tendency to spoil their children (though they can afford it, along with a $2 million donation to whatever charity they like).  Despite the title, however, the stories of each of these women gets more or less equal attention.  I'm not sure if this is a result of editing (maybe the movie started out dwelling more on Aniston?), or whether it's simply the impression I got from being drawn into the lives of the non-Aniston characters as much as, or more than, I was drawn into Aniston's plot twists.

I get the feeling that, originally, the movie was meant to be a comparison of wealthy vs. not wealthy, married vs. not married.  But the truth is that this is not a film about money or marriage; it is a film about relationships (people to people, people to money, money to status, appearances to actualities, etc.).  This may have happened at the cost of character development--you move between each of the four women so much that it's difficult to really know any of them that well.  Yet, the couples seemed so genuine--I personally know, or could easily imagine, relationships like this in real life--that I was interested in them.  Would it be harder to have an attentive husband who is your best friend but might be gay, a definitely heterosexual husband who doesn't ask you if you're okay when you stub your toe, a husband who shrugs off spending $95 on children's shoes, or no husband at all?  Does money make things better, or more difficult?  Is Aniston actually lucky to be single, even if she doesn't realize it?

I knew as I was watching Friends With Money that it was not a great film (hence its relative obscurity and speed to DVD, I'm guessing), and yet I was glad to be watching it.  I have thought about it since, and I don't regret seeing it.  I liked Aniston, as I liked her in The Good GirlNot that she isn't good at comedy, but she is very poignant when she portrays struggling characters.  I particularly liked her scene in bed with Marty at the end of the movie.  I also like Joan Cusack, whom I think I've never seen in a non-comedic role until now.  Her money-lending conversation with Aniston was a great showcase of how two actresses can convey information between lines, using silences and body language.  Catherine Keener, too, is so natural on screen--she seems genuine all of the time, as though she's your next door neighbor who just happened to wander on set. 

At the end, I had a few lingering questions that I would have liked answered.  Was Frances McDormand's husband actually gay? And if he was, what does that mean about their relationship, which otherwise seemed so loving and supportive?  What was the director's actual thought about money--what was the point of [SPOILER ALERT] giving Jennifer Aniston a chance to be rich via Marty?  Does this mean that money is as important as friendship and love?  I wish some of these loose ends had been tied up, so that the underlying message of the film were a little clearer to me.  Meanwhile, however, even with those questions unanswered, I'm still glad I took the time to watch this movie, even if I don't think it should win any huge awards.

 

 

Green Street Hooligans

I had Green Street Hooligans in my house for over a month before I finally watched it.  It was one of those Netflix picks that sounded good at the time, but then I never could get geared up to devote an hour and a half of my life to viewing it.  This weekend I finally forced myself to, and actually I am glad that I did.  It's not a phenomenal film, but it was interesting, and I thought about it later on.

Green Street Hooligans is about a college student (Matt Buckner, played by Elijah Wood) who gets kicked out of Harvard for something he didn't do.  He's afraid to stand up for himself because the person who actually is guilty is the son of someone who is rich, famous, and powerful.  Instead, Matt runs away to visit his sister (Shannon, played by Claire Forlani), who is married to a local and has a young son.  Matt is introduced to Shannon's brother-in-law, Pete (Charlie Hunnam), who turns out to be the leader of a "firm," or what most Americans (including Matt) could consider a gang, only in this case they are a gang of soccer fanatics who express their support and pride with their fists as well as their mouths.  Matt and Pete become unwilling friends, and Matt begins partaking in the violence associated with being a firm member.  Ultimately, Matt's participation in the firm educates him about family, devotion, pride, and when to take a stand.

The best thing about this movie is that it didn't get sappy in the end.  I was afraid that the plot was going to wind up being too saccharine to be believable, and although the film has a positive ending, it's not really a "happy" one.  I don't want to spoil the plot for anyone who hasn't already seen the movie, so suffice it to say that people make tough decisions and pay high prices, in the name of self respect and family love.  There could be worse messages...

...for instance, that fighting is cool, or manly, or otherwise acceptable.  Green Street Hooligans did walk a fine line between depicting the "firm" lifestyle and glorifying it, but mostly I felt comfortable with where the line was drawn.  I always despise scenes with athletics or fights (really, there's often no difference) that feature the obligatory pumped-up, heavy metal soundtrack music and some slow-motion action.  There were a couple here, but they didn't go too overboard.  Mostly, I think, they set the stage for having dozens of respectable adults fighting like adolescents in the streets.  If the audience were to see them fighting without understanding why their blood was raised to begin with, the whole atmosphere of the movie would have been unbelievable.

I liked the casting in this film.  Elijah Wood does well as a sensitive intellectual type who would be totally flummoxed but intrigued by the world into which he is thrown after he arrives in London.  He made me believe that a gentle journalist might find some thrilling release in using his brawn instead of his brains, for once.  Leo Gregory's depiction of Bovver, who hates Matt Buckner from the beginning (though I'm never quite sure why—because he's American?), is great.  You are never entirely sure why Bovver is so full of hatred and anger at, apparently, the entire world, but Gregory does a fabulous job introducing darkness and dislike into every scene he's in.  Likewise, Charlie Hunnam oozes a tough cockiness that makes him believable as the Green Street Elite's swaggering "major."

One thing I'm really curious about is whether this type of thing actually happens in real life.  I'm a soccer (excuse me, football) fan myself, and I even play on a team with a bunch of Brits who are crazy about their respective hometown teams.  Yet, I've never heard mention of firms and majors and street brawls.  I'll have to do a little investigating.  But in the mean time, Green Street Hooligans had me convinced that these outlandish, barbaric things really could happen in post-Dark Ages England, which should be taken as a compliment by the film's cast and crew (though maybe not by the British public).

 

 

Hot Fuzz

Hot Fuzz is the first movie I've seen in a long time that I would recommend to everybody, except maybe my 80-year-old grandparents, to whom I could never recommend anything with "fuzz" in the title.  It is a great movie, by which I mean that it is fun to watch, but also that it is very well made.  It is worth your time--it was worth forty minutes of my time, spent driving to and from the movie theater, in addition to the two hours I spent watching the movie.  It was also worth paying $9 to see it on opening night at the theater down the road, rather than wait a week for it to come to the cinema in town, where I would only pay $6.75.  I am only a poor graduate student, with no time or money, so hopefully you get my point: You should see this movie.

Hot Fuzz is the story of a cop (Nicholas Angel, played by Simon Pegg) so well-trained, so devoted, and so talented, that his girlfriend leaves him (due to work he misses, among other things, her father's funeral) and his police squad ships him off to an early retirement in Sandford, "The Village That Cares," because his work ethic and success rates are making the rest of them look bad.  Sandford has repeatedly been elected the best village in the country, and at first glance it is an idyllic heaven for its residents.  This does not include Sergeant Angel, who must live in a hotel because his home isn't ready, whose coworkers ostracize him, and who finds nothing to do in Sandford except try to round up an escaped swan.  All of this, and he is saddled by an incompetent partner, Danny Butterman (Nick Frost).  Of course, suspicious things begin to occur, and Angel and Butterman begin an investigation that uncovers surprising information about Sandford and its residents.

More importantly, the investigation gives the film's writers, Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright, a chance to show just how much they know about the cop film genre.  I'm still not entirely sure whether this movie is a tribute or a spoof, to be honest—maybe it's equal parts both.  The plot, dialogue, action sequences, and characters are perfectly developed to showcase, poke fun at, and improve on those found in cop "classics" such as Point Blank and Bad Boys, two of Butterman's favorites.  The acuity with which Hot Fuzz points out cop movie stereotypes is amazing—and yet, while you are laughing at the preposterousness of the clichés, you simultaneously are aware (as are the writers/director) that these clichés are what make the movies so fun.  My personal favorite was the commentary on action movie catch phrases, which you will find sneakily inserted in the grocery store action sequence.

I don't think this movie would have worked if it had been done by Americans.  For one thing, the British setting made part of the story line more plausible—a best village contest, an active neighborhood watch group, a well-attended production of Shakespeare, etc. More importantly, the British have such a knack for the dry, tongue-in-cheek humor that is required to pull of a satire like Hot Fuzz.  I have a sneaking suspicion that no American movie could have used the word "cutlery" in a humorous way in the middle of an action sequence (again, in the grocery store scene—can you tell I like that one?).  I hate to say it, but this movie is almost too "smart" a comedy to have been made anywhere else.  Some people will enjoy it for the physical comedy (peeing on the pub floor), the lowbrow humor (any number of suggestive jokes amongst the Sandford police) and the action (watching an elderly farmer's wife get kicked in the face).  I did enjoy all of these things, but I also liked the satisfaction of picking up on the endless references to previous movies, the ironies, the puns, the Monty Python-like sense of timing and delivery.  It's simply a style of humor that most American films cannot produce.

I saw somewhere that one critic suggested seeing the movie multiple times in order to pick up on all the jokes.  I think that's probably a good idea.  I laughed through almost the entire film, but I know I could sit through it again and laugh at entirely new things—and not just because I needed time to translate some of the thicker accents.  It's a movie that has a lot to offer—comedy, action, brains, brawn, and even a smidge of gore.  See it now on the big screen so you can catch all the under-the-breath jokes through surround sound, then see it again on DVD so you can enjoy all the parts you missed the first time around because you were laughing so hard.

 

The Holiday

The Holiday is a film that I originally was going to watch over the holidays with my mother, as this is the only setting in which I can force myself to watch what I call "girly movies."  I truly detest romantic comedies, and I truly detest watching them alone even more.  Like going to a dance by yourself, or not getting chocolates on Valentine's Day, watching a girly movie solo just feels uncool.

If you have seen the trailer of The Holiday, you've already got about 99% of the plot covered. Amanda (Cameron Diaz) and Iris (Kate Winslet) have man issues at Christmastime.  They need to escape their lives for a while and thus exchange houses for two weeks.  Amanda goes off to Surry, where she meets Iris' brother Graham (Jude Law); Iris goes off to L.A., where she meets Amanda's neighbor Arthur (Eli Wallach) and acquaintance Miles (Jack Black).  As you might surmise, love ensues.

 

                This movie was predictable to the extreme, as most chick flicks are, and also quite ridiculous and sappy.  I could buy that Amanda hadn't cried since she was 15, but would she try to force herself to cry in such a goofy and melodramatic way?  Why did both Amanda and Iris need to scream and jump up and down at various parts of the movie?  Do people think that grown women behave in that way?  Is it necessary to have IM scenes where characters read out loud as they type? It's so blatantly an artifice included for the audience.  It worked in You've Got Mail because that was the whole premise of the movie.  Since then, it's been overdone (e.g. Something's Gotta Give, directed, like The Holiday, by Nancy Meyers).

 

                You may be asking yourself why I left the movie running.  Predominantly, the answer is Jack Black.  I liked his character Miles—the movie score game in the video score, the witty comments, the theme he wrote for Iris.  I also liked Eli Wallach's Arthur, mostly because his friendship with Iris was the only relationship without sexual tension, but also because I actually found his story somewhat poignant.  I wish the whole movie had been about a developing friendship between him and Iris.  So, in the entire female-focused movie, the two characters I liked best were males.  Interesting.

 

                This reminds me of an essay I read in Time magazine a few months ago, wherein the (female) author complained about the relationships found in contemporary movies.  The men, she said, were always more or less losers who were not worthy of the women they were with.  One example I can remember was the dynamic between Uma Thurman and Luke Wilson in My Super Ex-Girlfriend, which is perhaps a bit more exaggerated than most, as Thurman actually is a super-woman, to which Wilson cannot possibly measure up.  But, the point is, that strong women seem to have wimpy guys, or, conversely, women are often wimpy until they meet strong guys (as is the case in The Holiday).

 

                At the time I read this I thought the author was being overly-sensitive.  Movies are just fiction, after all.  But The Holiday brought that essay back to mind, and I found myself agreeing with it more an more.  What bothers me most is not just the personalities or mannerisms of the female characters in relation to their male counterparts, but the overall story lines and circumstances found in these "chick flicks."  I am actually offended by the idea that a movie like The Holiday was created specifically for me, as a woman.  There is not much that I related to in this movie, thank God, because I am calm, sane, and have an ounce of self-confidence.  So where are the movies that are made for women like me?  Why is it assumed that I want to watch a film where females are handed love in ridiculously short periods of time, need to have other people walk them through putting their lives in order, and run around punching ex-boyfriends, screaming and jumping up and down, and doing other rather childish things?

 

What's ironic is that, throughout the movie, Arthur kept suggesting classic films for Iris to watch, and in these movies the leading ladies had, to quote, "gumption."  I can only presume that Nancy Meyers saw this as the final state that her female characters achieved, but that is the problem—why did they have to achieve it at all?  Why couldn't they start out that way?  Why did I have to watch 2 hours of Iris' being downtrodden and used while Amanda threw herself at Graham as though life isn't worth living without a male counterpart in it?

 

                If we are going to continue having this female-oriented genre of film, why don't we aim for something with a little more class and a little more of an uplifting message?  Why don't we take a cue from the black-and-white films and throw in a little more Bette Davis or Barbara Stanwyck or Katharine Hepburn or any of those female characters with a backbone and a quick wit?  Maybe I don't speak for all chicks, but my kind of flick features a woman who knows her mind and her heart, who will love a man who is worthy but doesn't need a man to feel worthy herself. 

 

The Illusionist/The Prestige

After recently renting The Illusionist, I couldn't help but compare and contrast it to The Prestige, which I saw several months ago when it was released in theaters.  I enjoyed both movies very much, and although I suspect The Illusionist is probably a better film, I would have a hard time pinpointing exactly why.

Both movies have what can only be considered all-star casts. The Prestige stars Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson, and David Bowie.  It is the story of two magicians (Jackman, Bale) who begin as, if not friends, at least acquaintances working for the same man.  Soon, a rivalry emerges that destroys reputations, relationships, bank accounts, and body parts, among other things.  The movie is chiefly the story of obsessions--whom they consume and why, whom they affect and to what end. 

The Illusionist is also, to some degree, a story of obsessions.  Edward Norton plays the adult version of a lower class magician whose friendship with a young female aristocrat (played as an adult by Jessica Biel) is prevented due to their differences in circumstance.  Norton pursues Biel, who is nearly engaged to the Crown Prince (Rufus Sewell, a great actor who only gets to play bad guys), and is in turn pursued by the chief of police (Paul Giamatti), who is the Prince's puppet (kind of). 

What I like most about each of these movies is the look--rich, dark, both beautiful and dirty, as the Victorian era in which they are both set is well known to have been.  I love watching crowds of people stream into a theater to be entertained by illusionists, something which I know really did happen then, but I can't imagine happening now.  I also love the budding science present in both movies--the partial explanations of magic tricks, the police investigations.  It is a huge contrast to our modern world, where we demand absolute explanations of everything and have scientific tests to explain the mystery out of anything.  Neither of these plots could have occurred in 2007.

At the same time, I am not entirely sure what to do with my disbelief over some of the magic tricks that have integral roles in the plot.  I do not care that I have no idea how Edward Norton could possibly make an orange tree grow out of a pot, and then pluck an edible orange from its branches.  I do care that I have no idea how he possibly could dissipate into thin air when Paul Giamatti tries to arrest him.  I know that the polic suggest a method (smoke and film), but that clearly is not what is occurring.  So what is?  Similarly, I love how all of the tricks in The Prestige are explained (although I'm a little disturbed by the murder of those poor birds in their collapseable cages).  I really love the developments about Christian Bale's character and how he performs his famous magic trick; although I tried to figure that one out during the whole movie, I never could.  But with all of those real, explainable, replicatable tricks, what am I supposed to think about Hugh Jackman's man-reproducing machine? As someone from an era of science (and, in fact, a scientist myself), it's hard to stomach that plot device when everything else has been so grounded in reality.

But I did stomach it, because I enjoyed the results--the moral and ethical struggle, the philosophical implications.  If you murder a copy of yourself, and the original you survives, are you still a murderer? I also enjoyed the long-term setup of The Prestige, the planning and coordination, though I question whether anyone could have carried off such a lengthy plan so perfectly.  The "payoff scene" at the end of each movie was, admittedly, very gratifying--the audience finally is let in on the secret; we finally know how the trick is done.  I was slightly disappointed that the Romeo-and-Juliet-poison-technique was reused in The Illusionist, but it was logical, and at least this time it had a positive outcome.  At first I was a little disturbed that the Crown Prince dies as a result of Norton's and Biel's ruse, but after I reminded myself that he was going to kill his father and had already beaten and killed an innocent woman, I got over it.  I was disturbed that Paul Giamatti was used and left with nothing, because ultimately he was a good man who did the right thing; I had similar feelings about Michael Caine's manager character in The Prestige.

But, the point is that I did have feelings about these characters, which I always feel is a compliment to a movie.  I cared about the people and was interested in them (though by the end of The Prestige I disliked pretty much everyone but Michael Caine and the little girl), I enjoyed the sense of being backstage for a type of performance I knew absolutely nothing about, and I liked being left with some things to ponder in the days after watching each movie.  I would recommend each of them equally, but would even more strongly recommend watching both of them and enjoying the two views of obsession, love, and the world of Victorian magic.

 

Jesus Camp

Jesus Camp, as I'm sure the title suggests to anyone who doesn't already know, is a documentary about Christian youth camps.  In particular, this movie focuses on youth minister Becky Fischer and her annual "Kids on Fire" youth camp.  It does this by following a handful of camp attendees, along with some of their families, from their homes in Missouri to the camp in North Dakota, and onward later to their protests in Washington, D.C.

As I first began to write about this film, I found myself commenting more about the content of the film than its construction.  It is a difficult movie to consider purely in an artistic light, because both its political and religious messages are so strong.  But, to the credit of the directors, they are not strong in a Michael Moore, Fahrenheit 9/11 kind of way.  I assume that Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady are not themselves conservative Christians, but they actually could be.  The film is compiled in such a way that an Evangelical might watch it and feel complimented, or a liberal might watch it and feel horrified.  Yet, both are watching the same footage and hearing the same commentaries.

I particularly was fascinated by the home schooling images (watch how readily the children agree with whatever their parents tell them), the preaching of Levi (he is very passionate and eloquent--but how, at his age, could any of it be genuine?), and the profusion of tears (from fear? anguish? guilt? love? ecstasy?).  Some of the children's comments, emerging from one-on-one interviews, are stunning.  Listen to Tory discuss dancing for the flesh, or Rachel's views on being judged by her peers and about the trio of black men she hopes to "save".  I don't know much about kids, but I do know that they will repeat just about anything they hear (this has been studied, scientifically!).  If these kids actually mean what they are saying, and are not just regurgitating their parents' or their ministers' remarks, I'd be shocked.

The best remark, saved for the very end because the directors also know how well it sums up the whole movie, comes from a conversation between Rachel and Levi as they attempt (unsuccessfully) to hand out Christian propaganda fliers.  I believe it is Rachel who asks Levi if people are avoiding them because it looks like they're selling something.  But they couldn't be selling something--they're just kids!  Which is the whole point--these children are being raised to spread the Word; whether they know it or not, everything they say and do has been molded from birth to advertise a viewpoint, a way of life, an ideology, a political stance, a religion. 

I read somewhere on the internet that people were upset about how the movie showed crosses and U.S. flags and "God Bless America" signs, as though religion and politics were necessarily intertwined.  Well, sorry, but in contemporary America, they are.  As long as we debate whether the government should regulate homosexuals getting married, women getting abortions, evolution, etc., religion and politics will continue to be intertwined, since these political issues are informed by voters' and lawmakers' religious footing.  By following the children from Missouri to North Dakota to Washington, D.C., Jesus Camp does a great job showing how the beliefs and conversations and experiences of our childhoods (whatever they may be) eventually dictate the interactions we have outside our homes, outside our hometowns, all through our lives.

I highly recommend that everyone watch this movie.  It is an amazing reflection of contemporary America.  I recommend it even more strongly if you think it will upset you.

 

Knocked Up

I enjoy movies with characters that could be mistaken for people I actually know because this immediately makes everything more realistic and plausible to me.  Knocked Up is one of those movies, as are The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Kicking and Screaming, and Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.  Incidentally, each of these movies also featured writing, directing, or producing by Judd Apatow, who wrote Knocked Up.  Apatow clearly has a way of creating or encouraging these realistic performances.

Knocked Up is, perhaps, more poignant than any of these movies, however.  It is the story of Alison Scott (Katherine Heigl), an entertainment reporter who is surprised to find herself pregnant eight weeks after a one night stand with Ben Stone (Seth Rogen), an unemployed stoner.  Although the two would ordinarily never have seen each other again, their desire to do right by their baby encourages them to get to know each other more.  As you might expect, they fall in love, but as you might not expect, things aren't as easy as they usually are in romantic comedies. 

One of the strengths of Apatow's writing is the way he focuses on relationships and builds plots around them.  Here we focus on two main relationships: Ben-and-Alison and Alison's sister Debbie (Leslie Mann) and her husband Pete (Paul Rudd).  Neither relationship is perfect or easy, and in fact both involve hard work, sacrifice, pain, and despair.  While you're laughing at the dialogue and the situations, you may also find yourself relating to how the characters feel, which for me made the movie all the more relatable.  I particularly liked how the two relationships were juxtaposed, and how the interactions between Debbie and Pete influenced those between Alison and Ben.  In real life, there really are these connections between people, a fact which most romantic comedies fail to capture. 

But, don't worry, if you don't want to deal with emotional depth, you don't have to.  There is plenty else to enjoy.  The scenes of Ben's house and his roommates are amazingly accurate portrayals of young bachelors (or at least the sampling of young bachelors that I have met, which may be why I'm unmarried).  The dialogue amongst those characters is particularly witty and realistic.  The Las Vegas hotel room scene has already been much recounted in my household.

The bottom line is that this movie has a little bit for everyone, which is probably why all my friends have seen and recommended it.  It's funny, it's poignant, it's not silly like other romantic comedies tend to be, and the characters are all likable.  You'll walk away with a smile on your face and a whole new appreciation for the chairs in your hotel room (just watch the movie).

 

 

The Last Kiss

If you watch Scrubs, you have certain expectations going in to a Zach Braff movie.  First, you expect some good music playing in the background throughout the film.  Second, you expect a goofy but likable main character that you will identify with.  Third, you expect maybe a few poignant moments, but also some good laughs, or at least some chuckles.  The Last Kiss upholds only one of these expectations (the first) and very much leaves you hanging on the other two.  But that’s okay—in this case, it’s worth whatever suffering you may go through as you watch Braff show that he is not destined to remain Dr. Dorian forever.

 

The Last Kiss is a remake of an Italian movie of the same name (only in Italian).  It is a film about couples—Michael (Braff) and Jenna (Jacinda Barrett), Jenna’s parents (Blythe Danner and Tom Wilkinson, one of my all-time favorite actors), Michael’s friends (Casey Affleck, Eric Christian Olsen, Michael Weston) and their ill-fated women and/or children.  The plot revolves around Michael’s fears, not exactly of commitment, but of entering a life where everything is planned in advance and there will be no more opportunities for surprise.  In other words, “adulthood,” as viewed by people who are not yet adults.  Michael is tempted by another woman, Kim (Rachel Bilson) and cheats on his girlfriend, despite the fact that he does love her (or thinks he does), and despite the fact that she is pregnant with their child.

 

I would almost say that his movie has a vendetta against men, because most of the men in it do pretty despicable things the whole time, but at least one of the women isn’t perfect, either.  Jenna’s mother has had an affair because her husband is not “flesh and blood,” and doesn’t give her the sort of passion she desperately needs.  Is she an awful person for seeking someone who pays attention to her, and doesn’t offer sarcastic quips the way her husband does?  Is she to be pitied or reviled?  Bilson, also, plays a character that you will either love or hate, depending on whether you’ve been cheated on yourself.  Is she partly responsible for Michael’s infidelity, by encouraging him and pursuing him?  Is she a victim of Michael’s own insecurities (and his lust)?

       

The Last Kiss passes no judgment on these characters, and provides no answers to these questions.  I like that.  I probably would have disliked the movie if it had, regardless of what message it chose to endorse.  Infidelity is an issue that each person approaches differently, and this film allows the viewer to respond based on his/her own experience.  Personally, I felt terrible for Jenna, and I agreed with her that Michael ruined everything—how could she ever trust him again?  I actually felt a weight on my chest as he began his quest for Kim, as though he were my own boyfriend.

       

Perhaps the most interesting couple to me was Jenna’s parents, Anna and Stephen.  I felt for each of them in a different way.  I was angry at Stephen for his lack of emotion and his inability to make Anna feel special.  But by the end of the film, you see what he’s really made of, and it’s impressive.  I felt for Anna, especially in her scene with her former lover (Harold Ramis), because nobody should feel ignored.  I also hated it that her own daughter couldn’t see why Anna might have sought love outside of her home.  But once you see how constant and faithful Stephen is, you do have to wonder how she lost track of what he had to offer, instead of focusing on what he didn’t.

But that is what real relationships are like, and that’s life.  Almost everything exists in the grey areas where answers aren’t easily found, as all of the characters in this film discover. 

 

As was the case in Garden State, Braff’s performance was understated, which made it very real.  I liked how often he said “Baby” and “I love you,” and how thoughtlessly they came out, as if by rote.  Some of his best moments required no speaking at all—just looks, as when he checked out the Victoria’s Secret ad in the opening moments of the film.  Bilson was good, too, capturing the eager, giggly flirtation of the college crowd.  The scene where she delivers the mix CD to Michael’s office was another “real” moment, and quite painful to watch.  Two other notable scenes were when Affleck tells his wife he’s leaving her (I like his body language, how you can see him make the decision to end the relationship for sure), and when Barrett uncovers Michael’s lie about going out with a friend (her rising panic and her words with Affleck were particularly good).

 

So those were the reasons that expectations 2 and 3 were busted when I watched this film.  On the up side, expectation 1 (good music) panned out.  I love Joshua Radin’s two songs, with Schuyler Fisk singing harmony (I’m a little biased since I just heard them both in concert together, so here’s a shameless plug).  It was great to end the movie with some good music while the credits were rolling, because I was a bit bummed out by the twists the plot took.  But don’t let that warn you away from the movie—it’s a great film, and it’s only flaw is being too real, and sometimes a little too close to home.  But isn’t that a sign of good cinema?

 

 

 Leonard Cohen—I’m Your Man

 

Leonard Cohen—I’m Your Man is not precisely a documentary, a concert, an interview, or a biography.  I wish it had been one of these things, or maybe one of these things plus snippets of concerts.  But it was a little bit of them all, in a fairly jumbled manner, interspersed with unexplained drawings and handwritten lyrics (I assume both belong to Cohen?), along with some odd moments of slow motion footage and dramatic music more appropriate to the score of a horror movie.  I kind of felt like I was in someone’s acid flashback, which maybe was an intended effect, given Cohen’s fame and prominence during the 60’s and 70’s. 

 

Let me establish that I have loved Leonard Cohen’s music since I was a little girl.  I also am a fan of several of the artists featured in this film covering Cohen’s music; in particular, my all-time favorite performer, Rufus Wainwright, sings “Hallelujah” and “Everybody Knows,” and perhaps my favorite Cohen song, “Chelsea Hotel No. 2.”  I loved the opportunity to revisit Cohen’s music via someone else’s voice and interpretation.

 

What I did not love was sitting through the bits of interview interspersed throughout the movie.  Or, if not “interview” per se, “ramblings.”  I had hoped to hear the story of Leonard Cohen, in plain English.  What I got was as mysterious as the poetry and the songs that I am already familiar with.  There were brief allusions to some historical facts, but there was very little real information.  So the next thing I was hoping for was some insight into how Cohen’s poetry evolved from his experiences.  There was a little of that, but mostly from Cohen himself.  Now, I don’t want to be mean, but Cohen does tend to wander somewhat as he talks; one might call it droning.  I probably would, too, if left to keep talking without any interference or guidance.  Why didn’t the director, or whoever was filming, cut in to ask questions or shape the course of the discussion?  Why didn’t the producer cut together more informative snippets?

 

My only thought is that maybe the movie was designed to mimic a piece of poetry—to group together an assembly of stimuli (in this case, mostly visual and musical, but also some verbal) in a dramatic way.  Maybe I should have paid more attention, and, if I had, I could have discerned some higher, more artistic, purpose.  But, darn it, you shouldn’t have to work so hard to derive information from a piece of nonfiction!  I did enjoy the section of the movie about Cohen’s experience in the monastery—it was the only part of the film where the information was easily interpretable, which is great, because I’ve always found that part of Cohen’s life to be fascinating.

 

It’s too bad that I can’t recommend this movie more strongly, since in general I recommend Cohen, his music, and the artists who are smart enough to cover his music!  Perhaps a better move would be to get the soundtrack to this film, as it contains all the best moments and is much less confusing.

 

The Libertine

 

Straight on the heels of Pirates of the Caribbean III, I decided to mourn the cinematic departure of Jack Sparrow by watching some more Johnny Depp.  I chose The Libertine, in which, oddly enough, Depp also wears frilly clothes and debauches without apology.  But that is pretty much where the similarities cease.  The Libertine chronicles the exploits of John Wilmot, the Earl of Rochester, a Restoration-age poet famous as much for his writing as for his love of theater, partying, and sex.  With him as the main character, how could this movie possibly be boring?

 

From what I have read on Wikipedia, The Libertine pretty much hits the nail on the head in terms of detailing the lifestyle, personality, and experiences of John Wilmot.  Specifically, we see his wit (watch how he attains his new servant, Alcock), his debauching (is there a woman he doesn’t seduce?), his drinking, and his daringly satirical writing.  The film focuses on the final few years of the Earl’s 33-year existence, neglecting the respected military performance of his youth in order to more fully portray his indulgent, libertine days.  This makes sense, as it is, after all, called The Libertine.

 

What I don’t quite get is the purpose of the film.  Is it simply to chronicle the life of an interesting character, to teach us about someone most of us probably hadn’t ever heard of, or is there some other message we are supposed to derive from the movie?  There is no way the Earl can be thought of as admirable, per se, given that he is never sober, cheats on his wife, allows a friend to die without attempting to save him, and reverses his opinion on atheism only just as he is dying.  He’s not exactly a guy you can like, as per Johnny Depp’s soliloquy at the beginning of the movie. [Side note: What is the purpose of that soliloquy?  Why is a dead man talking to me at the beginning and the end of this film?  Is it necessary? Does it add to the script?  But I digress…]  Is the film supposed to warn me not to have sex with everything that walks?  I definitely got the point that syphilis is not good.  Are we supposed to walk away with an appreciation for satire, for the Earl’s courage to stand up to his monarch and say what he felt was true, via his writing?  All of these things (and more) are possibilities, but I’m still not quite clear on this most fundamental aspect of the film.

 

On the up side, however, I thought it was well acted by pretty much everyone in the movie.  Depp has quite a flair for eccentric, even unlikable, characters.  His charisma allows you to like, or at least not hate, them despite their flaws.  Depp also has the right look for this film.  The Earl of Rochester was, after all, an intense partier and a seducer of both men and women, so Depp’s delicate and exotic beauty made him look the part.  He also has the sarcastic, dry delivery necessary for some of the Earl’s witty remarks (watch the scene with the monkey).  Rosamund Pike was poignant as the Earl’s wife Elizabeth, whose love persisted despite everything the Earl did to destroy it.  Pike’s facial expressions and body language sell the idea that Elizabeth Malet really could have maintained affection for such a difficult spouse.  Samantha Morton was a strong Elizabeth Barry, with a will of iron and the beginnings of a diva’s personality.  My only problem with her character (or maybe more with the plot) was that I was disbelieving of the Earl’s love for her.  It seemed sudden and improbable that someone with his lifestyle and personality would actually fall in love with anyone at all.

 

The film also looked great, capturing the filth and muck of the Restoration era.  The streets are muddy, the driveways are rutted, actresses are whores on the side, people get syphilis and have their noses rot off, etc.  Things were really not pretty.  Most movies glamorize this era with beautiful ball gowns and chateaux, so it was nice to see a more realistic look at life in the 17th century. 

 

I was never bored while watching the film, but once it was done I never really pondered it, either.  I was interested, but not really captured.  It took me about two weeks to write this review, too, showing my lackluster emotional and mental response.  I wouldn’t suggest avoiding it, exactly—it’s interesting, it’s well-performed, you’ll learn something about history—but I also wouldn’t advise sprinting to the video store to pick up a copy for tonight.

 

Marie Antoinette

I have not read the biography that Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette is based on, but I would like to—and that is saying something, as normally I would be much more interested in reading the latest Stephen King.  If Coppola's film representation is any indication, the biography must be hard to put down, which is a big compliment for a history book.  In this case, the history isn't dry and boring, but a vivid depiction of the woman who is one of France's most famous historical figures.  Both the script and Kirsten Dunst's delicate treatment of Marie Antoinette seek to answer the question, How and why could someone have been so out of step with her countrymen that she wounded up beheaded by them?

 

                The movie follows Marie from her home in Austria as she travels to France in order to wed the dauphin Louie.  We know from the voiceover that Marie is the youngest in her family, still tender and charmingly immature, alone and scared in the opulent setting of 18th century Versailles.  The royal court seems more like a high school, as all the adults are more concerned with looking good, getting laid, and talking about whether everyone else is looking good and getting laid.  None if this is made easier by extensive rules of etiquette and endless gossip when these rules are breached in any way. 

 

                In this environment, we watch as the young dauphine struggles through an awkward, sexless marriage, craving the pregnancy that will get her mother, the royal court, and the public off her back.  She must avoid missteps, deal with backstabbing acquaintances, and fill her repetitive, loveless days with some sort of amusement.  It is no wonder, then, that she begins indulging her sweet tooth and engaging in a little retail therapy—isn't that what women still do to this day when boredom and depression come knocking?  Marie's expensive habits escalate as more time passes without an heir, though the country is soon enough at war and raising taxes on the people.  If the decadence depicted here is any indication, the people of France absolutely had a right to protest their ruler's lavish lifestyle.  However, this film also shows the first humanization of Marie that I have seen, and while I understand why the French public would be so upset, I also see why a lonely, bored, depressed young wife might try to ease her pain with night after night of partying.

               

Besides this fresh perspective on Marie Antoinette, several things about the movie make it a worthwhile experience.  First, the lavish scenery (human and otherwise) and props are magnificent.  Sofia Coppola's fashion expertise shone through in the costumes, both those worn and those picked over by the ladies of the court as they went shopping for shoes and fans and lush fabrics.  Besides being lovely to look at, these details also helped portray the amazing wealth and (dare I say it) garishness at Versailles.  Ditto for the food—the endless artistically-arranged trays of bonbons and tarts and sugared fruits and whole fish, etc.  I am hungry just thinking about it even though I just ate lunch.  Everything was so colorful and elaborate that I didn't want to take my eyes off the screen.  I also loved the music, though it was blatantly anachronistic.  It really drove home that "high school" feeling, which is one of the reasons I thought this movie worked so well.  If you imagine how scared and awkward you were as a high school freshman, then think of the world into which Marie Antoinette is suddenly thrust, you can sympathize much more easily with her lack of good decision-making. 

               

My favorite part of the film was Kirsten Dunst's performance.  I am a big Dunst fan, anyway, so I'm already predisposed to approve of her technique.  Here I thought she was great, particularly in the many moments of the film where she said nothing at all.  There are countless shots and scenes consisting mostly of Dunst's face—watching the landscape roll past the carriage window, arriving at Versailles for the first time, lying in bed at night next to her husband, reading a letter from her mother…I was particularly impressed with how subtle, yet striking, her expressions were as she registered surprise, discomfort, sadness, etc., and quickly replaced them with the mask of pleasantness expected of royalty.  As the movie progresses, we see a gradual change in Marie's expression.  The naivété, the hope, and the sweetness begin to fade, and are supplanted by worry, stress, boredom, and sadness.  By the time the siege at Versailles begins, there finally does seem to be more of a balance among all these emotions, and more of a maturity.

               

One of the things that helps make the film work is the private moments that we are able to see.  This includes the bedtime rituals between Marie and Louis, Marie's tears after her nephew is born, her piano lessons, her theater performance, her feeding flowers to a lamb.  These are the elements that make history interesting, because they bring people more fully to life.  There are also the poignant moments, such as Marie's adulterous love scenes, that not only make these historical figures more sympathetic, but also portray how difficult it must have been to live in a world where so many decisions were forced upon you.

               

As far as I can recall, this is not a movie that received much attention in the press—I think I learned about it from a movie trailer at the beginning of another rented DVD.  That's too bad, because it really is an engaging film that is both interesting and fun to watch, with a fabulous cast (including Jason Schwartzman, whom I was glad to see again in something worthwhile) and a vibrant look.  I highly recommend this film if you are interested in indulging your cinematic sweet tooth, perhaps even picking up a bit of history as you go.

               

Maria Full of Grace

Despite hearing nothing but good reviews about Maria Full of Grace, I didn't rent it until I saw Catalina Sandino Moreno, who plays Maria, in her role as an illegal immigrant in Fast Food Nation.  There, her character was given equal screen time with many others, yet her intense and emotional performance intrigued me and I wanted to see her in a leading (not to mention, Academy Award-nominated) role.

Maria Full of Grace is the story of an outspoken, independent Colombian girl who wants more than the lifestyle her home town can give her.  This lifestyle includes a grueling job in a rose factory, a house shared with infinite other family members, an obligation to share all her earnings, and a disinterested boyfriend.  Maria shows herself to be full of spirit and courage, two things that don't seem to be highly valued by her family, her manager, or her lover.  Maria discovers herself to be pregnant but doesn't want to end up like her sister, and so goes to find work in the city.  She is offered a job as a drug mule, and although she is suspicious about the process, the journey, and the people involved, she cannot say no to the money.  Thus begins her education about the underground world of drug smuggling.

Maria Full of Grace is a fascinating movie, although I do not know if everything it details is accurate.  The entire process of packaging, swallowing, carrying, and collecting the drugs is, although rather disgusting, riveting.  There are few movie scenes that have repulsed or pained me more than the one in which Maria swallows 60 enormous latex-covered bundles of drugs, pausing only to have them rearranged and settled in her stomach so that she might swallow some more.  Likewise, the scene in the airplane where, she voids one early and must re-swallow it, is unbelievably uncomfortable and gross but impossible to turn away from.

The film is a tender examination of the many influences behind the desperate acts of illegal immigration or drug muling.  We see that although money is involved, it is not the ultimate factor.  Lucy's sister came to find a job for herself, but stayed so that her child might have a better life.  We see Maria decide to do the same.  I wonder how anti-immigration proponents might feel if they were to learn such details about each of the immigrants they seek to deport.  It has quite a humanizing effect.

I was surprised that the film was, ultimately, hopeful.  After all, Maria has become involved with dangerous people, has watched Lucy's painful death, has nearly been murdered, and has run away from home to a brand new world where she has no friends and does not speak the language.  Yet, for all that, she will have a new beginning in a place where not only she, but also her child, can look forward to something other than de-thorning roses, sharing cramped living spaces, and distributing all her wages to others.  Catalina Sandino Moreno's performance pulls you in to this emotional rollercoaster and you truly feel Maria's struggles and triumphs, often not just when Moreno is speaking her lines, but when she is speechless and using only her facial expressions and body language.

Maria Full of Grace won quite a haul of movie awards from various sources, and I think these accolades are well deserved.  It's s relatively short movie, but packed with quiet intensity.  I look forward to future efforts from director/writer Joshua Marston.

 

Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing and Charm School

After watching this movie, I got online to see what others thought of it and was dismayed to see that, while Netflix viewers gave it an average of 3.4 stars, reviewers on Rottentomatoes.com were significantly less enthusiastic.  I say I was dismayed because I enjoyed watching the movie, and was left in a very good mood once it was over.

I admit that the plot is somewhat predictable.  Frank Keane, played by Robert Carlyle, is a baker delivering bread who comes around the bend to discover a terrible car crash.  He dials 911 and is advised to keep the injured driver (John Goodman) talking until the paramedics arrive.  Their verbal intercourse, continued also during Goodman's ambulance ride, begins a series of events that will change Keane's life.  Actually, it will change them again, since he has recently experienced the suicide of his wife and is still grieving.  To grant Goodman's dying wishes, Keane attends a dance class at the Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing and Charm School, a venerable institution evidently responsible for the polish of numerous politicians and Hollywood types.  This dance class does more for Keane than his widowers' therapy classes, and thus begins his process of healing.

As I said, none of the plot is surprising, but it is still interesting to watch it fold, nonetheless.  I think this is mostly due to the fact that the all-star cast, including Marisa Tomei, Mary Steenburgen, Sean Astin, and Donnie Wahlberg, does a good job selling characters that are otherwise pretty uncomplicated and one-dimensional.  Each of them could be described by a string of adjectives or nouns (for example, Keane is grieving-widow-baker-undiscovered-dancer, while Tomei's Meredith is gentle-put-upon-sister-cripple) and is pretty much what-you-see, what-you-get.  All the same, I wanted Keane and Meredith to make each other happy, I wanted the widowers in Keane's therapy session to attend the dance class, and I was glad when they did.  I also liked the transformation of Mary Steenburgen's Marienne Hotchkiss, who, despite sometimes seeming more preachy than passionate, did a lovely job selling the sexiness of dancing.  I was glad she grew from being simply Marilyn Hotchkiss' daughter to being her own woman. 

Surprisingly, the most intriguing character of the lot was actually the dead one--John Goodman's injured driver, whose last words form a series of flashbacks throughout the movie in order to explain why he should want Keane to attend a dance class at all.  SPOILER ALERT.  It turns out that Goodman made a childhood pact to meet up with the girl of his dreams, no matter what happened to them in the intervening years.  It also turns out that, for Goodman at least, the intervening years did not go well.  Not until the end of the movie do we discover Goodman has been imprisoned for many years, only to be released just in the nick of time to make his date.  I can believe that someone who has wasted his life in prison might focus on this silly childhood promise and make it into something more significant than it really was; I can appreciate the irony of his seeing the date as a "fresh start" from his life of crime, only to steal a car in order to get there. 

The flashbacks to Goodman's childhood also give an interesting commentary to the whole ballroom dance setup in the movie.  The original Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dance and Charm School was apparently begun in the 1960's, to teach children to use skills that were probably more useful in that era than they would be now.  In the modern version of Hotchkiss' dance classes, however, are adults with attitudes and problems, seeking dance class to work out tension and meet potential dates.  The juxtaposition between eras and between Goodman's younger and older self have a sad, loss-of-innocence feel.  It seems to lament the fact that we no longer dress up once a week in nice clothes, say respectful things to one another, and move with grace across a shiny floor.  It points out that it's great to have an outlet for your emotions, a way to express yourself, and something exciting that can brighten your day.

Now, none of these ideas is original, I admit.  Antonio Banderas' Take the Lead, for instance, preaches how learning to dance can foster a sense of pride and respect; movies such as Strictly Ballroom, Save the Last Dance, and even Dirty Dancing portray the passion and excitement of the sport/art.  All the same, it's fun to see characters discover those things, because whether you dance or wish you could, you sense that they are true.  These positive qualities of dance emanate outward from the dancers themselves, who, once they begin to heal themselves, are able to help other people as well.  Keane eventually tracks down John Goodman's no-show date.  The two share a scene which gives a nice commentary on the positive ways in which we all impact each other's lives, no matter who we are or what we do.

 

Miami Vice

If I could have understood more of what was going on in Miami Vice, I think I probably would have liked it a lot more.  As it was, I spent a large percentage of the movie feeling frustrated and confused, and hoping that the next scene would clear things up for me.  Luckily, it was an attractive movie and had an interesting look to it—“gritty” was the description on the Netflix sleeve, and I would say that’s pretty accurate.  I’m not a fan of cities in general, but Miami does have a certain something, and despite the fact that this movie mostly occurs in the underbelly of the city (and in various other underbellies of other tropical port cities), you can’t help but feel an attraction to the locale, what with the perpetual ocean breezes and flashes of lightning in the background.  Watching this film, I felt the way I do on those first few nights of summer where it doesn’t cool down after sunset; there’s a certain freedom and excitement and a sense that you don’t know what is going to happen next. 

       

So, of course, this put me in the mood for undercover cops and drug deals and romance, and Miami Vice certainly delivered.  The general idea is that a multi-agency task force (investigating drug runners) has been compromised, thus an outside agency (the Miami-Dade Police Department) must be brought in to gather intel, cripple a drug ring, and discover which agency has a mole.  Enter Crockett (Colin Farrell) and Tubbs (Jamie Foxx), our favorite police officers from the 1980’s, only (thank God) wearing less outrageous clothes and driving, if possible, faster vehicles (on land and water).  There were some tense meetings, some shootouts, some tricky maneuverings of planes, kidnappings, bombs, sex in the shower, sex out of the shower, and even someone getting hit by a semi.  Interestingly, despite all this action, I didn’t feel there was too much action, á la Bad Boys.  It seemed like the sort of action that was necessary to, and organically emergent from, the plot.  This is a style that is representative of Michael Mann’s work—showing enough, but not too much, such as in The Last of the Mohicans or The Aviator.  Mann also includes some shots that are designed to make the film less an action film as an action-packed drama—lingering looks, quiet studies of an actor’s face, shots of the scenery.  Sometimes I was frustrated by how these moments slowed down the plot, but in general I liked that they made the movie more weighty.

       

Actually, now that I think of it, everything I liked best about the movie can be attributed to Michael Mann—the look of the film; the way scenes were set up, developed, and put together; the camera angles and composition of each frame.  I wasn’t wild about any of the acting—that’s not to say that anyone was bad, just that I wasn’t overwhelmed by any particular performance.  I was surprised to see Gong Li in this film, since I am used to seeing her in heartbreaking pieces such as Raise the Red Lantern and Ju Dou.  I really struggled to extract English words from her lines, but she is such a master of body language and meaningful glances that I could usually interpret her meaning. 

       

The people I had the most difficulty understanding were Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx, who spoke rapidly and in low tones.  I think they did this to seem more realistic, which in a way they did—that sort of rapid-fire banter does develop between people who work together closely, and well, and indicates how they have become a well-oiled machine.  However, I could tell in other ways that they were partners and friends and knew each other from years of experience, so I didn’t need them to race through their lines in an incomprehensible way to demonstrate that.  Because of this unintelligibility, it took me forever to figure out the hierarchy and relationship between the many minions of Jesús Montoya, and also the exact plans they had for all their schemes.  Furthermore, am I just confused by all the rapid-fire talk, or did nothing ever come of the identification of which government agency was involved with the leak?  Don’t they want to pinpoint a person, or is that for the sequel?

       

I think that Miami Vice was right on the edge of being a good movie, but just fell short.  If there had been even a little character development, even a few more lines that I understood, and a plot that didn’t seem so much like a string of events tied together, I might even have given it 3 or 4 stars.  I can’t really give it more than 2 (maybe 2.5 for cinematographic merit), and I can’t recommend it either to drama-lovers or action-lovers, because I don’t think it will satisfy either.  It’s not a complete waste of time, but there are better choices in the movie store, too.

 

Music and Lyrics

Normally I'm not much of a romantic comedy kind of person.  In fact, by and large I completely avoid them. But I like Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant, I like writing songs and making fun of pop music, and my mom told me that Music and Lyrics was funny.  So, with all that to recommend it, I had to cave in and give it a chance.

The movie begins with an outrageously awful music video, circa 1985, that unfortunately reminds me of many outrageously awful music videos I watched as a child, or more recently on a countdown on VH1 (why are those shows so addictive?)  One of the featured singers in this video is Alex Fletcher (Hugh Grant), who wrote the music for the pop band, Pop! (witty name) during its heydey.  Unfortunately, the lyricist left the group and Fletcher's solo career never took off.  He now makes money by visiting state fairs, local festivals, and class reunions.  Fletcher is offered a chance to redeem himself when a rising pop artist, a Britney-Christina-Shakira blend named Cora Corman (Haley Bennett) gives him a chance to write her next big hit.  Unfortunately, Fletcher isn't good at writing lyrics, but his substitute plant caretaker, Sophie Fisher (Drew Barrymore), is.  Begin romantic comedy.

Every romantic comedy follows a predictable chain of events: 1) Two people meet.  2) Two people fall in love.  3) Something bad happens to separate the two people.  4) The two people get back together and live happily ever after.  What makes Music and Lyrics a step above the typical movie of this genre is that it addresses a fairly substantial topic, namely being true to one's self, standing up for one's ideals, and finding one's real purpose.  Step 3 here isn't your typical event (an apparent infidelity, a death, getting back together with an ex, etc.) but instead it is the people themselves.  When Alex wants to sell out, Sophie doesn't.  She stands up for her work, for her ideals, and for herself.  She's a real adult, rather than an adult acting like a teenager (as is oh so often the case in these films).

Here, too, is a nice opportunity to see a great female character in a movie.  I'm not saying she's a Katharine Hepburn, but she does have a backbone.  She's got her own insecurities that keep her acting and feeling human, but she's also got talent and guts, and she can support her man when he needs it but stand up to him when she needs it.  I also like Sophie's sister Rhonda (Kristen Johnston) and her relationship with her husband.  Although Rhonda is smitten with Alex and his pop (Pop!) stardom, she also has a healthy, family-oriented life with her much plainer and more boring husband.  It's probably completely unintended, but I like the between-the-lines commentary on what makes a good relationship--you don't just want a rich and famous man, but also someone that you can get along with in the long run, someone you can trust to raise children with.  It's a nice comparison and contrast with the relationship between Sophie and Alex.

Music and Lyrics isn't going to win any movie-of-the-year awards, but it is entertaining and it is funny.  Hugh Grant can deliver a comic line more dryly than unlike anyone else, which always makes me laugh.  Plus, it's never boring to make fun of the excesses of skimpily-clad, hard-partying, self-loving teenage artists, nor to lampoon their die-hard fans.  The musical metaphor that runs throughout is also rather clever.  I guess all of these comments together mean that I think the strength of this particular romantic comedy is that it's a bit more mature than your typical romantic comedy, which makes it easier for an adult audience to enjoy.

 

 

Pan’s Labyrinth

Pan's Labyrinth revolves around an idea that has probably crossed every person's mind at least once in his/her lifetime: I am not who I seem--I am someone special, but nobody else knows.  I think the success of the new TV show Heroes speaks to the catholic nature of this thought (or should I call it a hope?), as does the popularity of countless fairy tales and coming-of-age stories where someone struggles with a task, finds inner strength, and proves an inherent ability to achieve.

This is the feeling around which Pan's Labyrinth revolves, only in this story there are also aspects of holding on to this dream of "otherness" in order to escape what actually is.  In real life, young Ofelia is the daughter of a remarried widow who has brought Ofelia to live with her new stepfather (The Captain) and his small army in a remote Spanish village in the year 1944. Here, the merciless captain and his soldiers hunt down local guerrillas seeking freedom and justice from Franco's regime.

It is no surprise that Ofelia, whose dislike of The Captain somewhat alienates her from her pregnant and ailing mother Carmen, should seek refuge in both her mind and the surrounding forests.  There, she is Princess Moanna, an immortal's soul reborn into a human's body.  To prove that she is worthy of reclaiming her throne, Ofelia must complete 3 tasks by the time the moon is full.  Her sometimes-instructor, sometimes-antagonist is Pan, whom those familiar with Greek mythology will know is often mischievous and never to be trusted. 

Here, Pan seems to represent all the challenges of the world to which any adolescent is exposed; there are temptations, deceptions, half-truths, and disappointments.  Will Ofelia weather these challenges? How will they shape her?  Pan's labyrinth, also, is symbolic of the journey from childhood to adulthood, terminating at a portal through which Ofelia will pass if successful.  The labyrinth image is, to me, far more successful at capturing the true passage through adolescence than the more conventional coming-of-age journey which is usually, literally, a journey from Point A to Point B.  In the labyrinth, there are twists and turns, cul-de-sacs, and many retracings of steps--unless, of course, you have the help of some fairy friends.

I will not for a minute pretend to understand the politics behind the movie.  I am sure I am one of countless other Americans whose shoddy understanding of world history makes the details of this particular situation a bit fuzzy.  But I understand the implications--that individuals like Mercedes, the captain's housekeeper, are asked to sacrifice personal luxuries (safety, peace of mind) in order to help the resistance; that innocents will be killed more often than one would like to think; and that sometimes doing the right thing means signing your own death warrant.  Each of these ideas is integral to the plot of the movie, but also in generating the strength with which this movie resonates with audiences familiar with contemporary politics and military events.

Just as there are secret meetings and exchanges in the real world around her, Ofelia engages in her own surreptitious journeys and missions while accomplishing her 3 tasks.  Her exact missions are not important for me to mention here, except to say that they culminate, as these missions always do, in a Choice That Must Be Made.  Ofelia's plight has a strong parallel with those of Mercedes, Mercedes' brother Pedro, and the good local doctor who is under the Captain's charge but also is a guerrilla sympathizer.  These are good people who are faced with tough choices, and like all such good people in fairy tales, they must face the consequences of their choosings.  Some wind up relatively unscathed, others do not.

What I love about this movie is that each character is explained, and is thus very real.  Ofelia has been partly orphaned, has lived through a war, and has seen her mother accept a new lover because the company of her daughter alone was insufficient.  Carmen is a widowed mother in a time and place where a woman alone had little or no power in society.  Frightened and lonely, shouldn't she seek a second husband to provide protection from the war, money, and comfort for both her and her daugther?  Even the Captain, whose gratuitous use of violence made me grip the arms of my seat, is not sympathetic but at least understood.  He is a legacy soldier, the son of a reknowned leader who died in battle, under whose shadow he seems to have lived his entire life.  The local dissidents--especially Mercedes, Pedro, and the doctor--have individual qualities that make him/her admirable and distinct, and yet together with the other guerrillas form somewhat of a super-character, an anti-army, pro-freedom character united in its ability to stand up for what is right, at all costs.

Of course, as compelling as are the characters in this story, so is the setting--particularly the other-world into which Ofelia frequently steps.  This is a true fairy tale world, not as Walt Disney might render it, but as the original fairy tales suggest--dark, mysterious, beautiful, but fraught with danger.  The director, Guilermo del Toro, does a fantastic job imagining a fascinating, original fairy land.  His renderings are artistic and grotesque (I love that Pan seems forged from gnarled tree rootes; I felt physically uncomfortable looking at the bone-thin child-eating monster).  I found myself eagerly anticipating Ofelia's next journey away from reality and into her imaginary land. 

The more I have thought about this film, the more I have realized that I enjoyed it.  Yet, I think I need to watch it again, and perhaps once more after that, to fully grasp all that it has to offer.  It is a remarkable work of inventiveness and originality despite taking most of its cues from one of the oldest, and therefore somewhat repetitive, genres of literature.  The scenery (both real and computer-generated) is lush and beautiful, the score is haunting, the acting fierce and passionate.  There is nothing to not recommend this movie, and with 97% of reviewers giving it positive reviews (according to Rottentomatoes.com), you can't go wrong.

 

Pirates of the Caribbean III: At World’s End

Despite being one of those Pirates of the Caribbean fans who has sworn since the night I saw Dead Man's Chest that I'd watch At World's End on its opening night, I actually didn't see the movie until almost two weeks after its initial release.  This gave me plenty of time to hear tepid reviews from my friends and worry over the lack of positive reviews on Rottentomatoes.com.  I was almost afraid to see  At World's End because I was convinced I would be disappointed, which perhaps is exactly why I was not--when you expect the worst, anything better is a pleasant surprise.

At World's End picks up where Dead Man's Chest left off.  Jack Sparrow has been eaten by the Kraaken, the East India Trading company is taking over the world one ocean at a time, and the pirate brethren we have come to know and love are scattered to far lands and plotting to win back their freedom and their livelihoods.  Apart from the expected core cast, this movie also sees the return of Geoffrey Rush as Captain Barbossa, Bill Nighy as Davy Jones, and Naomie Harrris as Tia.  There is also the addition of Chow Yun-Fat as Captain Sao Feng.  As expected for a three-hour movie, there is no shortage of characters to fill the screen.

What I enjoyed most about At World's End was the pacing.  Let's face it, you don't go to a movie about pirates for anything other than fun and relaxation, and you therefore expect lots of action.  Here there are fight scenes (with monkeys lighting bombs!), travel sequences (boats traveling on waves of crabs!), impromptu marriages, maelstroms, and the much-anticipated Keith Richards. There were no parts of the movie during which I felt like squirming, because there was too much going on for me to distract myself with movement.

I also thought the creativity, with both the plot and the scenery, was commendable.  The whole journey to get Jack was really interesting to look at--floating into a hall of icebergs, sailing across a star-speckled sea, flipping the boat over, etc.  It reminded me (favorably) of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.  The only thing I didn't quite like, because I didn't quite understand it, was the visible multiple personalities of Captain Jack Sparrow.  I assume it was a device meant to express his fractured mind post-Davy Jones Locker, and although I somewhat understand it while Sparrow was locked away in his desert purgatory, I fail to see how and why he continued to experience multiple Jacks once he was back on the other side.  The multiple Jacks did provide some laughs, but I could have done without this part of the movie.

One other thing I would have changed was the situation between Elizabeth and Will.  In principle, I'm not distressed over the ending like I'm sure some hard-core fans might be.  Actually, I quite like that Elizabeth is now the king of the pirates and will likely have a much more interesting life than she ever would have living in some British colony as someone's pretty wife.  What I don't understand is why, when the Crucial Moment arrives at the end of the movie, where everyone's fates are about to be decided, she and Will do not both do the thing that determines Will's future.  That way they would be together, but in an entirely different way.  I guess this gives them a chance to have a baby, whereas my plot idea doesn't.

What surprised me was that I was actually a bit sad when I walked out of the movie.  Although I had walked in ready for fun and games, Pirates blindsided me with some weighty thematic material underneath all the CGI effects.  For instance, good people die.  People make sacrifices.  Broken hearts are still hurting after many years.  But, most importantly, we hear from Jack Sparrow that the world is just as big, but there is less in it.  Talk about a downer!  I think part of the reason we all love these movies so much is that they make life "back then" seem way more exciting and interesting than life now.  There used to be adventure and swordplay and magical beings and strange, far-off lands, but now everything is known and mapped and regulated and we can only enjoy it on screen.  It's sad that this is probably the last Pirates installment (or the last of this quality, anyway), because we can't go along for that ride anymore.  And it's also sad that the characters in the movie will only have a few more years left of their wild, marauding ways, because the future will inevitably belong to people like Lord Cutler Beckett.  We know this because we are in the future, so we can lament what we know will happen to Elizabeth, Barbossa, Cotton, Pintel, Ragetti, etc.

But that sadness at the end is a small price to pay for the rest of the general experience.  The Pirates films may very well be the best summer movies ever, and I will miss them (and Jack Sparrow, for a multitude of reasons).  If I want to enjoy the high seas next summer, I guess I'll have to go the beach instead of the movie theater.

 

Pride

Last night I went to see Pride because a girlfriend of mine wanted to watch hot guys in Speedos.  And who wouldn't?  Going in, I wasn't sure if the movie would amount to much more than that, but because it featured Terrence Howard I had hopes.  The film is about Jim Ellis, an African American swimmer who is denied the chance to compete because of his skin color, and later is denied the chance to have a decent job, for the same reason.  He finds work through the PDR (Philadelphia Department of Recreation), cleaning up a soon-to-be-shut-down rec center.  Here, he runs into some athletic boys, begins to teach them how to swim, and then begins to teach both the boys and their community what they have the power to do if they just try.

Before I make any comments about Pride, I should say that, generally, sports movies get on my nerves.  Don't get me wrong--I love sports, but I hate the movies about them.  They tend to be very cheesy, very melodramatic, and peppered with ridiculous music whose sole purpose is to act as a cue card for feeling some emotion or another.  Also, you usually know how the movie is going to end; either the featured athlete/team wins, or doesn't win but Learns a Lesson by losing, and so "wins" in another respect.  Generally you are aware of which category your movie falls into, so you can anticipate the ending long before it comes.  Since nearly all sports movies follow this formula, the difference between them is dictated by the quality of the acting, the script, and the Lesson Learned. 

What I enjoyed most about Pride is the Lesson Learned--not by the characters, so much, as by me.  In case you hadn't noticed from my picture, I am not African American.  It was therefore interesting to watch this movie about African Americans in the 1960's and 1970's, and feel frustrated and outraged on their behalf.  I don't mean this in a condescending way; I mean that the movie made me empathize greatly with the characters, so that I felt like I was going along with them to swim meets and being denied the opportunity to swim.  It's not that I didn't already know that times were rough in that era, it's just that I knew it in a very vague way.  This movie was an excellent portrayal of a specific instance where discrimination made people's lives miserable.  Also, it shows how totally ridiculous these attitudes were.  Watching this film, I felt a real admiration for the people who struggled through this era and made it out the other side.

I think another strength of this movie is that it is based on a real story.  I'm not sure how much of the film was factual and how much was embellishment, but just knowing that Coach Ellis and his accomplishments were real was, well, inspiring, which was exactly the whole point of the movie.  I actually lived in Philadelphia for four years, and the news casts there were the most violent, depressing things I have ever watched on TV.  I am glad to know that the city houses something other than what was reported on the news.

Terrence Howard was, as always, more than adept in his role.  I particularly liked the moments when he was quietly furious, where he expressed more with a clenched jaw or welled-up eyes than many actors can with shouting.  I thought the swim team was particularly good in the scene where they swim at their home meet after the Main Line Academy leaves, and also where the team is forced to do extra laps when Andre is late to practice.  I was very impressed with Bernie Mac, whom I never expected to see in a dramatic role.  He almost lovingly portrayed Ellston, expressing a range of emotions I would not have guessed him capable of (but perhaps this is because I mainly consider him a "comedian" rather than an "actor").

The movie is, unfortunately, a victim of sports-movie-soundtrack-itis, with those large, swelling orchestral moments to let you know you should be inspired or touched or sad or whatever.  Man, do I hate that--in any movie, but particularly in sports movies where, often, the music doesn't signal some life-changing moment such as the loss of someone's life, but instead, say, the loss of a race (oh no! life will never be the same!).  Also, there were some lingering camera shots that I thought were a little unnecessary, and served basically the same purpose as the soundtrack--it's like the producer didn't think the audience would know when and how much to react, so he threw in these little effects to drive the point home.

On the whole, though, I was pleasantly surprised by Pride.  It didn't dwell on sports action scenes, as many such movies do, but on the characters themselves.  I think this illustrates nicely that it wasn't a movie about swimming with pride so much as a movie about swimming, and having pride.  And it did actually make me feel proud, in some respect--proud that there are actually people who do what Coach Ellis did (and still does), and proud that we have gotten to the point where people of all ethnicities mingle on sports fields and in other aspects of life (though of course there are still, unfortunately, inequalities to address).  I wish that there were more movies like this, that address the triumphs of minorities and the values of good, old-fashioned morals like P, D, and R--pride, determination, and resilience.  Oh, and also the value of looking really good in a Speedo.

 

 

Primer

I had not even heard of this movie when it was suggested to me on Netflix.  That doesn't happen often, because I try to keep track of movies by reading reviews.  I was especially intrigued by the fact that Primer won a Sundance Jury Prize in 2004 and was nominated for two Independent Spirit Awards in 2005.  And, according to the synopsis online, all of this was accomplished by a mere 77 minutes of film.

The plot becomes fairly complicated fairly quickly, and I'm almost completely certain that I failed to grasp the details of some important developments towards the end.  However, it's easy to summarize the basics: A group of four friends, seemingly employed elsewhere, convene on a regular basis in one friend's garage, where they have a workshop set up for designing and building electronic devices.  They are attempting to market their work and become successful inventors, but in the meanwhile they take turns choosing projects and targeting investors.  Two of the friends attempt a new invention on their own, the outcome being a machine that does something--they don't know what, but it seems important. As it turns out, when the machine is active, the time inside it passes faster than the time outside it, and a time machine is born.  Of course, the men cannot resist temptation and create human-sized versions so they can travel through time and, of course, trouble ensues.

There are two things that really sell this film for me.  First of all, I know who none of the actors are.  Look at the credits and you will see that almost everyone has a dual purpose in this film--the director is also one of the main actors, people in the scenes also have jobs behind the scenes, and none of them look familiar from other movies.  Plus, half of them are seemingly related, if last names are any indication.  Clearly, as is also evidenced by the grainy, low-budget look of this film, this is a real independent movie, the kind that you used to hear about and sometimes see, before independent movies became cool and therefore ubiquitous.  This one is truly an original.

Secondly, the movie feels very real to me.  I actually am a scientist, and I have engaged in scientific conversations enough times to truly appreciate the way these characters ponder and discuss the implications of what they are doing.  Their dialogue covers all aspects of their actions--the scientific possibilities, the philosophical conundrums, the ethics and morals--and sounds like the kind of things that real people might say in this situation.  Had I not been so completely sold, the plot might have seemed suspect (Would they really travel back and forth through time on a daily basis despite the possible health risks? Would they tape conversations and use the dialogue to tell them what to say, and when, in order to influence the course of events?).

An additional bonus is the way absolutely no special effects are involved. You don't see any time travel taking place--no Star Trek-like blurring of stars or flashing of lights.  Yet, you feel that it has.  The men sit in their time machines, eating, napping, checking their watches, and it feels much more gritty and real than the sort of time travel that involves space-age gadgets and computer animation.  It feels like the kind of time travel that would occur if two engineers accidentally discovered they had made a time machine in someone's garage.

The complexity of the plot later in the movie might be a deterrent to some watchers, as might the slowness with which the story develops at the beginning of the movie.  But it's worth taking a deep breath and waiting both sections of the movie out.  You don't have to understand the mechanics of double- or triple-time traveling--I sure don't, even after a couple unsuccessful weeks trying to figure out the exact order of which friend traveled back in time first, and whether the men at the end are in the same time period where they originated.  All you have to understand is how real people might react when exposed to a novel situation with enormous implications.  Plus, the movie's only a little over an hour long anyway, so you won't have wasted much time if it turns out you don't like it (or, if you have a time machine, you won't have wasted any at all).

 

Running With Scissors

From the trailers for Running With Scissors, I gathered that the movie was somewhat like The Royal Tenenbaums or The Squid and the Whale, poking fun at unusual families with unusual lifestyles, having some laughs at the expense of comically confused parents.  I actually chose to watch this movie over a drama I had rented, because I wanted something lighthearted.  Boy was I in for a shock.  Running With Scissors is not only not funny (except here and there, in a depressingly manic way), it is actually sort of depressing.  Watching it bummed me out and left me confused about what its actual message was.  But it did stick in my head, which is a good first step for a film to take.

       

For anyone who is as ignorant about this movie as I was, let me enlighten you.  It is based on a best-selling memoir by Augusten Burroughs.  It chronicles his adolescent years, during which his mother (Annette Bening) experiences psychiatric episodes which lead her to a psychologist, Dr. Finch (Brian Cox), whose care only makes her experience more psychiatric episodes (though it take everyone a while to recognize this).  Finch is probably in need of a shrink himself, and is also a fraud.  His favorite tactic appears to be getting parents to sign over their children to be adopted by him, which then allows him to collect money from them in various ways.  He is in serious trouble with the IRS, his house is a mess, and his children and wife have psychological problems of their own.  In fact, there seem to be no characters in this movie who couldn’t benefit from some counseling, including Burroughs’ alcoholic, mistreated father (Alec Baldwin) as well as Burroughs’ schizophrenic 35-year-old boyfriend (Joseph Fiennes).

       

I actually sat through this entire movie without realizing it was based on reality (though how much so has been contested by the real-life versions of the characters in the memoir/film).  I have since done some reading about Burroughs on, where else, Wikipedia.  It sounds as though he is quite an interesting person, and apparently also very funny.  Too bad the movie doesn’t reflect these things.  However, I in no way blame this on Joseph Cross, whose performance was my favorite part of the movie—subtle, sensitive, touching.  I wanted to give him a hug and tell him everything would be okay.  I also thought Brian Cox was good as Dr. Finch.  His self-assurance and calmness sell lines and situations that otherwise would seem too ludicrous to believe.  He manages to do this for a full 2 hours, culminating in the message-in-the-morning-poo scene, which I can only hope never occurred in real life.  As always, I am on the fence about Annette Bening, who often seems to me to be on the verge of over-acting.  In this film, at least, that may be a result of the fact that she was portraying someone who was experiencing frequent breakdowns.  Bening was phenomenal in the scenes where she was acting highly medicated, such as when she first leaves Augusten at Dr. Finch’s, and at Augusten’s surprise birthday party. 

       

I wondered at some inconsistencies in the film.  Why was Dr. Finch’s wife seemingly incapacitated half the movie, then “with it” enough to slip Augusten some money when he leaves home, and say the motherly things that he needed to hear?  Why was there never any curiosity as to why Natalie Finch and Augusten were never at school—surely someone, somewhere, would have noticed?  Would absolutely everyone really have just let Augusten date someone (a dangerous schizophrenic!) over twice his age, without a second thought?  Was Hope really as crazy as she seemed, or not?  Even if the movie portrayed each of these things with complete accuracy (which I guess depends on how faithfully Burrougs’ memoir chronicles real life), I wish the film had been more explanatory so that I could believe these details more easily.

       

Normally I enjoy unconventional, understated humor in movies (Bottle Rocket, Home Fries, The Royal Tenenbaums, etc.).  So, maybe I just wasn’t in the right mood for this film when I saw it.  Maybe it was just too unbelievable (whether it happened or not).  Maybe the book was better than the script.  For anyone interested in something in the dysfunctional family genre, I would recommend The Squid and the Whale or Chumscrubber instead.  They make a lot more sense.

 

The Simpsons Movie

When The Simpsons first came to TV, I was a huge fan.  I watched religiously for years, then got old enough that I went away to college, stopped keeping track of any weekly TV shows, and rather forgot that the show was ever on at all.  In the past year I've found myself dropping in on an episode every now and then, and I still enjoy the show.  In fact, I've wondered aloud whether it might be even more wickedly funny now than before, or whether perhaps I'm just old enough to appreciate the satire better.  I do notice that the show is certainly odder, with some bizarre plots and awkward moments that were not present in my childhood.  This isn't a complaint--bizarre means unexpected, which is still nice for a change on television.

So, when I found out there was going to be a Simpsons movie, I found myself rather intrigued again by those five yellow Everymen, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie.  Would it be funny? Would it be worth my $7?  Would it still be new and innovative after all these years?  Would it be a sell-out? The answers to these questions, pleasingly, are Yes, Yes, Yes, and No.

The film is just about an hour and a half long, enough time to develop a good plot, but not so much time that you begin looking at your watch and wishing you were watching the normal half-hour format.  My favorite part of the film is that it utilizes the big-screen format rather than pretending it's a regular TV episode that happens to be longer and larger.  Movies and moviegoers are lampooned; there are commercials; there is even a brief "to be continued."  The show also goes beyond what it would be allowed to do during its 8 PM time slot on Fox television, such as swear more, show nudity, flip the bird, and refer to masturbation.  But, whatever raunchy moments there may be, the movie never goes overboard, and stick to what The Simpsons does best.

And what, exactly, is that?  To not just tell a story, but tell about America, through a story.  The plot, which as I'm sure you now know involves environmental decay, "irritating truths," malign government figures, family strife, and spider pigs.  In one wildly ridiculous story, most of the pressing issues of our time are discussed, with biting commentary but also with laughter. It is easy to make fun of America, but not quite as easy to suggest how we are going wrong, and why, and what might be done to help.  The Simpsons may look simple, but its messages are not, which is probably why it is still on 18 years after its introduction as a sitcom.

I enjoyed this movie because it reminded me of why I liked the TV show so much to begin with, and because it gave me a way to laugh, maturely, for an hour and a half.  I liked this movie because it had wise comments about my government and my culture and the politics of my time.  I didn't expect the next plot artifice, or anticipate any lines.  And I really loved the many versions of the Spider Pig song.  In short, The Simpsons Movie was great because it wasn't just another summer movie, just as the TV show isn't just another cartoon or another sitcom. 

 

 

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

I'm not sure how I came to be one, but I am a huge fan of Will Ferrell (despite this, I always want to call him Colin Farrell, but that's another story).  I have seen almost all of his movies, and look forward to each new addition to his credits.  And yet, when I am actually sitting down and watching a Ferrell flick, I rarely laugh as much as I think I'm going to, and usually walk away feeling that something else could have been done to make the movie funnier.  That was how I felt about Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

Talladega Nights chronicles the rise to fame of a talented Nascar driver, his fall from the top, and his subsequent quest to regain lost glory.  We see at the beginning of the film that young Ricky Bobby is neglected by his father and, seemingly, only becomes a race car driver because he misinterprets the only advice his dad ever gives him.  Meanwhile, Bobby's erstwhile friend Cal Naughton, Jr. (played by John C. Reilly) is willing to perpetually play second fiddle to his more glamorous buddy, but is also willing to take his family, house, and #1 ranking after Bobby suffers a serious crash and requires some time to pull himself together.

I am not sure whether Talladega Nights is supposed to be a satire or an amusing exposé of life in the Nascar lane.  It is a funny film, even if I didn't laugh as much as I anticipated, but I wasn't sure whether I was laughing at the Nascar world, or with it.  For instance, Bobby and Naughton are complete fools, and there's no getting around it.  They both turn out to be nice people who are capable of caring about others, but they are definitely deficient in the white matter department.  So is the movie implying that all race car drivers are dolts?  That to be a good race car driver, you must be an idiot?  The women in the movie, also, have some questionable qualities.  Bobby's wife Carley, (Leslie Bibb), is a bimbo who wins Bobby's heart (or at least his money) by flashing him from the stands at a race.  Even Susan (Amy Adams) is willing to show some skin to Carley to prove that the two are equals.  Does this mean that all women in the Nascar world are best judged by their cup size?  Ultimately I suppose it doesn't matter whether the film aimed to mock or capture, because, either way, it seemed pretty dead-on to me (though not being an aficionado myself, I might have missed some subtleties).

I was particularly impressed by two of the performances in Talladega Nights: those of John C. Reilly and Gary Cole, who played Bobby's father.  Reilly perfectly plays Cal as an overgrown child, or perhaps the heart and soul of a loyal puppy inside the body of a human.  What makes him so funny is how aware he perpetually seems of what he is doing and how funny it is—such as when he calls Ricky from Ricky’s old house, in Ricky’s old hot tub, where he is trying out various poses while wearing Speedos.  Another good moment is his additions to Ricky’s prayer at the dinner table, as well as all of the outtakes of the prayer and the public service announcements at the end of the DVD.  Gary Cole was similarly impressive, but in a more weighty way.  His performance was probably the most real, poignant enough to have fit into a drama.  I was glad to see that the movie did not repair his relationship with his son, as many comedies would have done, but instead left him the semi-scoundrel that he was from the beginning.

In general, I suppose that is a strength of the entire movie.  People do not metamorphose into brand new people, as they often do in films; instead, they experience events that make them look at themselves in new ways, and then use that wisdom to move forward in life.  Ricky begins and ends as a driver, but discovers throughout the film that he needs to be on for himself, not for anybody else; this, in turn, helps him to be a better friend to Cal and discover an affection for Susan.  Although he never quite is comfortable with Jean Girard’s homosexuality, Ricky also manages to acknowledge Girard’s talent and even engage in physical contact by the end of the movie.  Through these interactions, Talladega subtly portrays how being more comfortable with yourself allows you to be more comfortable (and more giving) with others.  Whoever thought a Nascar movie could be so deep?

 

Transamerica

I had Transamerica sitting on my television for at least two weeks before I got around to watching it.  I kept putting it off because I anticipated that it would be tragic and disturbing and, all around, a downer.  But by the time I was done watching it, I was in a better mood than I had been when I started.  I was also very impressed that someone could make a movie about this topic without making it seem grotesque or bizarre or amusing (although I am sure some less mature observers of this film probably felt that it was).  It made me hopeful that, if such a film could be created and distributed and nominated for awards and viewed by mainstream audiences, maybe we are making some social progress in this country.

Before I go much further, perhaps I should offer a brief summary of what I'm talking about.  Transamerica is the story of a man who is living as a woman and who is about to undergo surgery so that he will be a woman.  We see from visits to psychiatrists and doctors that he/she is shy, self-conscious, friendless, and, apparently, family-less.  Suddenly, there is a phone call from a previously-unheard-of son in New York, which sparks a trans-continental road trip that leads to much-needed confrontations and conversations and bonding.

One of the things that impressed me the most about this movie is that I thought of Bree as a man dressed as a woman, rather than as Felicity Huffman playing a man but looking like a very homely version of herself.  I'm not sure whether the credit is due to the script or the cinematography or to Huffman herself, but I really did buy the transgender character.  I also bought the way he/she acted and dressed.  It was always just a bit too much, almost a caricature, as you might expect from someone who was attempting to be someone he/she was not.  Watching it was almost heart-breaking, a symbol of how much Stanley wanted to be Sabrina.

Also heart-breaking was Sabrina's son Toby, played by Kevin Zegers.  The dichotomy between his physical appearance and his lifestyle and personality drove home how much he was in need of the guidance and support of a parent.  It was ironic (purposely?) that Toby was one of those men so beautiful that he was almost feminine.  Toby was so desperate for affection that he immediately tries to seduce Bree during their first night together, and the scene where he sells himself to the truck driver is heartbreaking--his ability to give himself away so effortlessly and emotionlessly say everything that needs to be said about his character's state of mind.

The strength of this movie is the way it portrays the relationships between its characters.  Graham Greene and Felicity Huffman don't share the screen more than fifteen minutes total, but the tension between them and the resulting change in Bree's attitude are an integral part of the film--it seems to be the first time Stanley ever connected to someone as Bree, rather than as Stanley.  At the other end of the spectrum are the relationships between Stanley/Sabrina and his/her family.  What's interesting is that the familial tensions are the same ones you see in movies such as Home For the Holidays or The Family Stone.  The fighting is painful to see, but the movie also shows the tenderer side of these relationships by depicting the support network that underlies all the bickering.

Probably the most important message in the movie is how vital it is to have the support of family and/or friends.  Once Bree comes out of her shell, talking not just to her therapist, but to Toby and Calvin and her family, she gains a sense of confidence that she never had before.  Even when talking leads to fighting, at least there are connections being made, rather than the seclusion and silence of Bree's previous life.  Toby blossoms similarly (okay, maybe making porn movies professionally isn't the greatest life step, but you get the sense that he's on his way up in the world, pun not intended). 

In the end, this isn't a movie about cross-dressing or being transgendered.  It's a movie about acceptance--accepting yourself, being accepted by others, accepting others.  I hope that more movies like this--frank, sympathetic, non-gimmicky--will lead to more acceptance of homosexuality and other controversial topics.

 

Waitress

Whoever came up with Waitress tagline, "If only life were as easy as pie," has clearly never made a pie--not from scratch, anyway.  Which is the whole point of this movie: Making a pie is not easy, and making a fantastic, original pie is even harder, so you deserve some respect if you can do it every day for a living.  Unfortunately for Jenna (Keri Russell), respect is not something she gets from anyone, including herself.  While this may not be unusual for someone in the waitressing profession, it is unusual for someone as unique and goodhearted as Jenna.

The movie opens with Jenna's discovery that she is pregnant, which causes her to exclaim, "Now I'll never get away from Earl."  Earl (Jeremy Sisto) is her possessive, abusive husband, who has no appreciation for his wife's talents.  It's no wonder that Jenna falls in love and begins an affair with her OB/GYN, Dr. Pommater (Nathan Fillion), a quirky, neurotic, and married newcomer to the town.  Jenna's coworkers, Dawn (writer/director Adrienne Shelly) and Becky (Cheryl Hines) also have blossoming relationships that are as unlikely as Jenna's.  It is against this romantic backdrop that the audience is able to examine what it takes to be happy, what it means to be a devoted spouse, and where true love comes from.

When I went to see this movie, I had no idea what to expect.  I only knew that it had been recommended as a must-see film this summer, so I figured I needed to go see it when it came to town.  What I got was a narrative, a comedy, and a drama.  Unfortunately, it was also a farewell to Adrienne Shelly, who was murdered in November of 2006 and never lived to see the successes of her film.  It was, at least, a lovely movie and one deserving of its praise.

It was interesting to see Waitress after having seen Knocked Up, as they are both about unwanted pregnancies and good women going through hard times.  The two films go in very different directions, however.  Ultimately Waitress is about how a baby, and/or having a baby, can put everything into perspective.  Jenna has given up on happiness in her own life, and even though she can barely bring herself to look at her newborn child, the moment she does she finds the strength to do whatever it takes to bring happiness to her baby's life.  Now, I am not a sap, and I don't even like babies, but I recently held a newborn and I can see where this feeling would come from.  It was a touching aspect of the film, made all the more poignant by knowing that the sentiments likely reflected the late writer's feelings about her own daughter. 

It was tough to watch Jenna's relationshp with her husband, who was smarmy beyond all belief.  Actually, he may have been a tad too smarmy, because there was a part of me that felt that Jenna would never have stayed with someone that awful.  But, I guess that's how abusive relationships work.  I was a little surprised at her romance with the doctor, just because I'm curious about where it would have come from--not physically, but emotionally.  I didn't quite see how or where they connected.  Had their friendship developed first, and the romance later, I would have been more believing.  But, that's only a small quibble, because by and large I enjoyed their relationship and their interactions.  There is the lingering question of what was wrong with his wife that drove him to Jenna, but maybe that's too much information unnecessary to the main plot.

I enjoyed the dialogue, particularly among the three waitresses.  Their blunt statements and frank discussion of invalid husbands and lopsided bosoms are both witty and realistic portrayals of how female friends chat amongst themselves.  I also really loved the scene where Jenna asks Cal (Lew Temple) whether he is happy.  For some reason, I liked Cal's answer.  I also liked the voiceovers of Jenna's letters to her baby.  One of the best is her letter about the crib.  I think these narrations not only show the changing tides of Jenna's emotions, but also the variety of feelings a woman might have about pregnancy and love, neither of which is easy.  Last, I liked the pie recipes interspersed throughout the movie.  It reminded me of Amelie, when new characters' quirks are introduced as little asides.  They are also quite witty (a self-pity pie would be flambe) and some of them even look tasty.

Keri Russell really shines in this movie.  I never watched Felicity, so I am not really familiar with her work, but clearly she should have been in a lot more movies between that show and this film, because this was a captivating performance.  She was no-nonsense, sad and grim about her own life, but giving and caring about other people's (watch her give Dawn a makeover).  Jenna was a complex character, sometimes full of spirit and other times completely deflated.  It couldn't be easy to sell such a conflicted personality, but Russell makes Jenna seem all too believable.

Life may not be as easy as pie, but enjoying this movie should be.

 

Who Killed the Electric Car?

When I rented Who Killed the Electric Car?, it was more out of a sense of duty--I'm a conservation biologist--than because I actually thought that a 90-minute documentary about vehicles could actually be interesting.  After all, documentaries are what you are forced to watch on PBS when there's nothing else on television; they aren't what you rent when you want to kick back and have a good time.  But I was wrong--it was interesting, even if it did rile me up.

As the title implies, Who Killed the Electric Car? is a film about the birth and death of the electric automobile.  We see how the car is invented, perfected, advertised, driven, provided with an infrastructure, and then slowly murdered via backstabbing, double-crossing, and neglect.  The movie takes a very personal tone, in large part because the people who care about the electric car do so passionately.  When they talk about the vehicle it is as though they are talking about a beloved family pet, which is especially true in the scenes when the car companies are reclaiming cars after their leases are up.  I was particularly moved by the eloquence of Chelsea Sexton, founder of several grassroots advocacy groups after being relieved of her job pitching electric vehicles.

As anyone who has watched a Michael Moore movie knows, directors of documentaries rarely keep their opinions entirely out of their movies.  One might argue that a documentary should purely document, relate the facts journalistically and without leaning in one direction or another.  I suppose that's a valid point, but we, the audience, (should) know that we are watching a film and not reading a newspaper article.  Car combines elements of both genres.  I got the strong sense that the director was someone who lamented the loss of the electric car, and felt that the anti-environmentalist crowd (by which I mean big business, government, and anyone else who might be considered The Man) was mainly to blame.  Yet, towards the end of the movie, when the "guilty" and "not guilty" verdicts are being handed down for each putative culprit, evidence and interviews are provided that blame the American public as much as anyone else.  Most people try to point the finger at anyone else but themselves; the director is willing to face reality.

Incidentally, this was both my favorite and least favorite part of the movie.  By the point at which the "trial" began, I was beginning to feel as though I already knew enough about the issue.  I'll admit, I was getting antsy and was ready for the film to end.  But while I watched, I became reinvested in the topics.  The format of the film drew me back in--moving from one "defendant" to the next, first outlining the theories as to why each was guilty, then pronouncing a verdict.  Politically, I thought this was the most important section of the movie, as it most clearly delineated where things went wrong, and why.  This was the section that fired me up most, making me truly feel the loss of such a wise invention.

I enjoyed that the movie didn't stop with the death of the electric car--it also asked the question, What next? Accordingly, it discusses the hydrogen fuel cell, the state of carbon-based fuel sources, and the political atmosphere.  All I can say is, it looks like the going will be rough.

 

The Wicker Man

The 2006 version of The Wicker Man, starring Nicolas Cage, is a remake that should never have been made.  Apparently the original, made in 1973, is a cult classic, and I can see why; the story line is full of twists and turns to keep Nicolas Cage (Edward), and therefore the audience, guessing.  Although the 2006 version differs in setting and particulars, the general idea is the same: A cop investigating a missing child report is met with indifference, hostility, and antagonism from members of her community.  Further research reveals the community to be a group of pagans celebrating ancient rituals and doing other, more ominous things, with implications much more serious than the disappearance of a single child (who, by the way, is the daughter of the cop's ex-lover). 

There are many things I did not like about this movie, so I'll begin with what I did.  First, it was very beautiful.  Set on an island in the Pacific Northwest, the film was full green forests, sunny meadows, flowers, bees (lots of bees), and all other things Nature, so that I could actually believe that people might choose to live in such a remote place despite the fact that doing so required the commitment to do such things as churn their own butter and, evidently, hate men.  The costuming was also attractive, particularly the dresses worn by Kate Beahan (Willow) and Ellen Burstyn (Sister Summersisle), as well as the menagerie of outfits created for the celebration.

Second, I did enjoy the bee symbolism present throughout the film.  Admittedly, it went a little overboard, or perhaps was just too obvious, but at least an attempt was made to use visuals and dialogue to tie the story together a bit.  Ellen Burstyn's description of her islanders could easily have been mistaken for a lesson on the matriarchal and altruistic aspects of a beehive community; similarly, the arrangement of her house clearly mimicked a hive, with Burstyn herself as the queen in the center.

I also have to admit that I felt compelled by the secrecy and darkness of the movie.  I like pagan ruins with flooded crypts, rituals of the ancients (and of course, wouldn't the book be labeled just that?), food and clothing made from scratch, etc.  Unfortunately, it felt a little familiar (anyone remember The Village?).  All the same, I'll admit to being intrigued and interested in the progress of the plot, though approximately halfway through the movie I had a pretty good inkling of what was to come.

What I wasn't such a fan of was, most importantly, the acting.  I am surprised that Nicolas Cage agreed to do this movie, and I am even more surprised that Ellen Burstyn did also.  Maybe they saw a different version of the script when they signed on.  I felt that Cage was a little over-the-top (I wanted to die during the scene in the graveyard when he was questioning Beahan on how the doll got burned).  His best performances are his most understated (The Weather Man, Lord of War), and as this one involved getting frustrated and throwing tantrums, the plot did not play to his strengths.  I'm not really familiar with Kate Beahan from other films, but she drove me crazy in this one.  She mostly stood around making helpless facing and letting tears well up in her limpid eyes, which is an expressive but not an impressive performance.  I have no idea why Leelee Sobieski was in this movie, or why she always seemed more sly than anyone else.  She's a better actress than her roles to date would indicate, so it's a shame to see her in this part.  Ellen Burstyn was really the only good performance, but that's to be expected.

Perhaps it is unfair to complain about acting, given that actors can only do as well as their script will allow them.  This script had some real problems.  Besides forcing the actors to say truly stupid things (Edward would never have waved around his gun and shouted that much if he really wanted to make any progress), it also put them into unlikely positions. I suppose that is the case with any thriller.  What person in real life would ever see the suddenly-unlocked crypt and actually think it was an accident rather than a setup?   What person would then dive into the underwater tomb without someone to watch his back?  Due to the genre, I will suspend my disbelief for a moment.  But why would Edward ever tolerate all those torturous conversations with Willow--all her long pauses and hand wavings and inadequate explanations?  There's no way he wouldn't slap her across the face and tell her to make sense for once.  Also, why wouldn't he, upon seeing the hideously murdered pilot, think to hijack a rowboat (sitting right there on the beach), row across the channel, and seek some help?  These are just a couple of the developments that I found hard to swallow.

I also hated that the film couldn't make up its mind about what era these people should look like they are living in.  Willow was a hippie from 1967, the schoolmistress was a school marm from 1907, and the other generic townsfolk were dressed in pioneer clothing.  The dress Burstyn wears at her house looks like a futuristic Asian-influenced outfit out of Aeon Flux or those Transitions sunglasses commercials, yet her pagan attire at the ceremony was copied from a history of the Roman-era Celts.  Furthermore, the doctor's house appeared to be full of 19th-century furniture and equipment, yet the medical chair in her office was sort of 1950's chrome.  Someone needed to decide who and what these people would have dressed like if they were going to manufacture their own fabric and make their own clothing, and also to what extent they would modernize certain pivotal things--they already employ a pilot to bring them food, so mightn't they also update some other aspects of life, such as photo developing and, oh, medicine (honestly, you're telling me there are no injuries or conditions that require treatments more advanced than those found two centuries ago on the American frontier?)?

But I am rambling.  I actually could ramble some more, because I have many more unanswered questions (Why doesn’t Edward see that enormous Wicker Man poking over the treeline at some point before he is tricked into going there?  Would people really not feel any remorse at blatantly killing someone?  What did they do with male babies?  Why did they break both of Edward's legs and sting him with bees? Why was that one girl sitting naked with bees all over her--surely they weren't theoretically impregnating her?!).  Despite its many shortcomings, I didn't totally hate this movie; I was just disappointed.  I was intrigued enough by the idea of The Wicker Man that I put the original version in my Netflix queue so I can see how proper dialogue and a tighter (at least, it couldn't be looser) storyline improve its overall impression.  The bottom line is, if you have any interest in this film, get the original version instead of the remake.  It is bound to be a better choice, because it could not possibly be a worse.