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Your Majesty Bags,
We have found a kingdom, about 4 days away!
It's not much of a kingdom, being made mostly of brightly colored
tents. Some are very small and contain merchants of food and
cloth, some are very large and these are reserved for the wealthy and
the largest is for ruler here, who the people call the Caliph.
Families live in middle sized ones, formed in a circle around the
outside of the kingdom, with the merchants just inside of that, and the
Caliph at the very center. The kingdom is called Bangala.
When we first stumbled upon them, Stace and I thought they were
traveling vagabonds, entertainers of some sort. Pockets
recognized them right away and mentioned something about long knives
and rubies the size of his head.
Well, he was partly right. They do have long knives. They are
broad and curved too, as if they were used to harvest grain. They
are a darker skinned people, and all seem to have very white
hair. They tell me they have lived in the desert all their lives,
which I find hard to believe, since the desert has only existed here
the last few generations, since the last tree died out.
Pockets told me that there was desert here before the trees died, and
that your kingdom was responsible for the destruction of the
forest. Not sure if I believe him, I'll have to ask him more
about it later.
Language was a bit difficult at first, and I thought they were going to
attack us. They are a very private sort of kingdom, and very
suspicious of outsiders. Pockets learned their language very quickly
and explained to them who we were and that we were looking to establish
trade.
Very useful fellow to have around, that Pockets. A bit odd,
sometimes hard to understand, but I find him rather humorous, in a
strange rambling way. He almost acts like Old Sol did. Old Sol
was one of my caretakers when I was a child. He was hit on the
head by a very large stone and wasn't quite right after that.
Anyway, Pockets learned their language and even started to teach them a
bit of ours. They seem to regard him as some sort of ... um...
wizard or something. Pockets just revels in it, of course.
I don't think he's ever been paid so much attention, or at least that's
how he acts.
He dresses like they do now. Big baggy pants made from the same
material as their tents and brightly colored. He wears a vest
instead of his jacket, and he requested that they put as many pockets
in it as they could. The people here thought that was very funny,
of course, but did as he asked. When the wind blows, his pant
legs blow up like a balloon on the midway, and I half believe that he'd
fly away if given the chance.
The sadness he had with him when we left has all but gone. I
never got to know him before I met you, but I can see a ghost of what
he used to be. No wonder you cherish him as you do, such an odd and
endearing character.
Speaking of gone, Stace left not soon after we got here. She
doesn't hold the same opinion of Pockets as I do. She basically
said he was just too weird to handle and one night disappeared. I
suspect she took one of the mules and headed out, as one of them is
gone as well. I would say good riddance to her, as she was wont
to complain a lot, but in truth, I shall miss her. We had our...
moments in the desert and she taught me quite a bit.
I would attribute part of the cure to Pockets sadness with the
introduction of him to one of the Caliph's handmaidens. Her name
is Vive, pronounced Vi Vay and she's a cute little thing. Comes
just up to my chest, about five foot almost nothing. Long brown
hair, big brown eyes. She looks like a child in a very adult way.
When Pockets was introduced to her, I could see in his eyes he was
right away enchanted. I could tell because he quit talking and
just stared. I've seen him do this when looking at the moon or the
stars or the sun. Or butterflies or whatever else caught his fancy for
the moment. You know how Pockets is.
When I get back to Tears, I'd like to learn more about Pockets. He's
told me a little bit about you, Your Majesty, and about the Queen, and
how you two met. Did she really save your life by giving you the gift
of her own? I sincerely look forward to hearing about that.
Pockets just gets misty eyed when he tells of it, shuts up and won't
say anything more. I think that may be part of his sadness, but I
don't know. He almost seems like an uncle I never knew I had.
Vive seems to like Pockets as well, and seems to spend an awful lot of
time with him. I'm forever catching the two of them hidden away
somewhere, laughing quietly or just chatting. I think I see a
sign of trouble here, as well, as she is one of the handmaidens of the
Caliph, and I'm not so sure he's going to let her go. I believe
that handmaidens here are the same as slaves, something we forbid ages
ago.
They do make an enchanting couple, though. Pockets with his shy
smile, Vive with her large brown eyes, holding hands and talking
quietly without saying a word. I do hope this does not mean
trouble on the horizon. If so, I'm glad you gave me the lessons you
did, Your Majesty. Pockets is indeed someone worth dying for.
I don't have the gift of language that Pockets does, but I'm
learning. I've started to learn the writing they have
there. Curly and wavy, and a bit backwards from ours. Their
characters all face the opposite direction, and they tell me that they
learned to spell from the wind. Sounds like a lot of hooey to me,
but it's their language, not mine, so I'll honor it.
We have been here for four days, and there is a celebration at the
Caliph's tent for us tonight. Between Pockets and me, I think we
have arranged to bring back samples of some of their incredible
fabrics. Very lightweight, very colorful, and very strong.
Where they get the dyes, I don't know, but it is bound to be a hit with
the lady folk.
They liked the candles, the incense and the herbs we brought. I
told them that we also have music and fabrics and books. They
didn't care much for the idea of books. Writing here is done
mostly for business, it seems that stories are things they tell
verbally, and pass down from generation to generation.
Our music they seemed interested in, as theirs are played mostly on
woodwinds. I told them about Queens Gamboni, and they sincerely
asked that we try to have them travel here. It seems the QG have
become legendary of a sort, and the people here have heard of them,
just have never seen them. Would it be too much to ask that Your
Majesty request they perform here? Schedule permitting, of course.
As to our fabrics, the people here found them a bit boring. Not enough
color, they said. I tried to show them the toughness in the
fabric, but they said that if the skin is tough enough, you don't need
tough clothes. I don't know if I can sell them on the fabrics,
but I'm not quite done yet.
You know, I never figured I'd turn out to be a Haggler. I always
wanted to be a soldier, a knight in my father's army, when and if he
ever had one. I'm finding this give and take to be as much an
adventure as anything my young mind could come up with. And
there's no bloodshed, and I must be honest, Your Majesty, after that
nasty business in the Keep, I could live the rest of my days without
bloodshed and be perfectly happy.
Missing You and Queen Griz,
Yours Ever Faithful,
Harv - The Haggler.
*****************************
Harv finished folding the letter as Pockets came in to the tent.
"Harv! Harv! Harv! Harv!"
Pockets was dressed in his blue and red pantaloons, yellow vest and was
shirtless. His little wisps of gray chest hair peeked out from
beneath the vest proudly. They were, he said, his badge of
courage. On his feet were yellow sandals, woven from rope, and
exposed the place where his little toe once was. When his hosts
saw the wound, they oooh'd and ahhh'd as he told them the story of his
capture and torture, and were even more impressed when he went on to
say he never once gave his captors any information.
Harv placed the carefully folded sheet of paper, a valuable commodity,
carefully in a leather envelope. "Yes, Pockets?" He placed
the envelope in his shirt, safekeeping till he could deliver it by
hand. Bags had warned him not to reveal the location of Tears
until he was sure that the people he was dealing with would not
immediately cause trouble.
"Look at what I found!" Pockets exclaimed, and pulled a long cord from
one of his vest pockets. It was multi-colored, thin and close
woven. "It's made from some of the material they weave
here. It's incredible. The thread density is amazing and I've
never seen anything like it. Try to cut it with your
sword!" Pockets laid the rope down in front of Harv.
Poking it with his finger, Harv said, "Looks like just a piece of woven
cloth, to me." The cord lay inert on the table, red and blue and
yellow. Harv lifted it up, feeling its weight. "Light
weight, too."
"Yeah! Isn't it great?" Pockets poked Harv in the arm. "Go
ahead. Try to cut it." He stood back, smiling.
Harv shrugged, pulled his sword out and took a swipe at it. The
cord didn't respond, and showed no signs of damage. "Huh.", he said.
"Awww.. You didn't even try! Do it again!" Pockets urged.
Harv raised his blade high, and brought it down much harder.
Again, the cord just lay there, not even twitching. No cut
appeared on it. "Now that's interesting.", he said. He
lifted the cord close to his eyes and peered closely. "Not a
thread out of place."
"I know!" Pockets was dancing around, his pant legs flowing around his
legs. "Isn't it great!" He pulled the cord from Harv's hands and held
it between his own. "I figure it's an interesting weaving that
pulls the fabric so tightly, that the bonds between the fibers
reinforce each other at the molecular level or even the sub-molecular
level. The force that is applied to it is distributed across the
entire cord, rather than just the point of impact. The more
force, the stronger it becomes."
"It's not unbreakable, it's just that you have to know how to do it."
He started to pull, gently on each end of the cord, and gradually it
stretched, unraveled and then there were two cords, one in each
hand.
"Now, if I give it a sharp jerk", he demonstrated by giving one of the
cords a sharp tug between his hands, "it becomes very hard and
stiff." The cord now had the appearance of a rod, unbending and
flexible. "Isn't this great! The folks here had no idea
what it could do till I started playing with it. They knew it was
very strong, and very durable, but they never tested like I have.
The only thing is that it's not very fireproof. One little spark
and it just flashes out of existence. Very fast, and very
hot." He put the two cords in his pocket, scratched the top of
his head and said "It's something that I want to take back to
Bags. I think it'll have its uses. I just haven't figured
it out yet." He suddenly grimaced and hobbled to one of the
chairs and sat down. "I keep forgetting that I'm missing a toe, and
when it hurts, it's a sonuvabitch."
Harv crossed over and examined the foot. "It seems to be healing
nicely. I've noticed that it doesn't slow you down when you and
Vive dance."
Pockets smiled and nodded at the mention of Vive. "That's
true. When she's near, it's like I don't hurt a bit. She
almost as good as finding something shiny and new."
Harv sat down and got a serious look on his face. "Pockets, I
want to talk to you about that. Do you think it's wise to become
attached to what essentially amounts to a slave? Especially a
slave of the Caliph?"
Pockets shrugged and said "You know, Harv, it's been..." He
absentmindedly scratched the side of his face, "It's been close to a
very, very long time since I enjoyed the company of someone that
actually seemed to like me as well. Chibi notwithstanding, of
course. I'm not falling in love with her, if that's what you're worried
about." He sighed, seeing the skeptical look in Harv's eye.
"Look," he continued, "I know she's a slave.. a handmaiden, but a rose
by any other name would still be just a trapped. I'm not stupid,
Harv." Harv started to interrupt but the little man raised his hand.
"Let me finish. See, I know I'm a bit odd. I know that I've
always been a bit odd. And even with Bags and Grizelda, I've
always been a bit... lonely. Nobody to talk to, really, because
they all tend to look at me like I'm some sort of crazy person when I
get fired up. Do you have any idea what it's like to find someone
that just listens? Not just listens, Harv, but she's damned
smart! She seems to grasp intuitively what I'm talking
about. Do you have any idea how important that is to me? To
NOT be lonely, for even just a little while? Even with that, I
don't have any illusions that she'll stick around. Nobody ever
has, nobody ever will. Okay?"
Harv never thought that Pockets might actually feel something so ...
normal. He decided that he would definitely have to have a long
talk with Bags once he got back to Tears. Pockets had always
seemed odd, a genius, someone that could fix anything. Almost not
quite of this world, at times. To hear him talk about being
lonely was slightly unsettling.
"Okay, Pockets. If you say so." Harv looked seriously at Pockets,
obviously not happy. "And I still say just be careful, okay?"
Pockets smiled like a goofy puppy and said "You are such a Harv!
Don't be so concerned. I have feelings for her, sure, but it's purely
platonic. Well.. the sex is good too.. but other than that, we know
where we stand. Don't be such a worrier!"
A voice from outside the tent "Pockets? Are you in there?
The Caliph has sent me to find you and the Harv for the celebration."
"Why does she call me the Harv?" Harv asked.
Pockets just smiled and shrugged. "I'm in here with the Harv,
Vive."
Vive entered, and crossed over to Pockets. She was dressed in a long
flowing robe of reds and yellow. Her hair was pulled back from
her oval face, and her large brown eyes were shining. "Hi." She said,
and sat on the ground looking up at him.
"Hi back." Pockets replied, reached down and took her hand. They
just sat like that, looking at each other, smiling. They smiled at each
other long enough that Harv became very uncomfortable.
"Yeah," he mumbled, "nothing to worry 'bout here."
Harv cleared his throat, twice. Pockets looked up at him and said
"I heard your first harrumph".
"Don't you think we should be going?", Harv asked.
Pockets sighed and stood up. "I suppose you're right." He stood.
"Let's go, my dear. The Harv is impatient to have a party."
Vive stood gracefully, smoothed her skirt and led the men out of the
tent. Like a child, she held onto Pockets hand and led the two
men through the outer array of tents deeper into the kingdom.
The kingdom was arranged like a wagon wheel, with the Caliph very large
and round tent being the central hub. Paths, like spokes in the
wheel lead from the guarded outside, where the families lived, inward,
past merchants and shops, and all paths led to the Caliph.
As the trio made their way inward, greetings were called out, and the
few that Harv had gotten to know called out his name. He waved back at
them and greeted them in their native tongue. He hadn't learned
many words, but the greeting was important. There was a single
syllable difference between the words for "May the sun always greet
you." and "May the darkness swallow you whole." The last one was
most definitely not for friends. Harv had worked hard to get it
just right, and so far had not made any enemies.
He did notice quite a number of young women look at him, and turn away
quickly. He wasn't sure, but he thought he saw a few winks, and
when there was a group of women, they quickly went into
conversation. He suspected it was about him. He wasn't far
wrong. Less often, he noticed a few stares, and not kind stares,
at the pair in front of him. Apparently there were some that
believed that the friendship between Pockets and Vive was not
necessarily a good thing.
Harv listened to the conversation that the two were having until it
turned to the clouds in the sky. Pockets was explaining about the
formation of ice crystals and something called snow, and Vive was
countering with something called and inversion layer and Harv's brain
just went to sleep at that point. "Perhaps", he thought, "Pockets
really has found someone he can talk to."
**************
"Ok. I'm gonna call out your guilds, and if you're here, yell
out. If you aren't then shut up, and I'll appoint someone."
Bags was lounging on the thrown, one leg up over the arm. He was
dressed in what he called 'casual kingwear'. A simple red and
gold jerkin tossed over forest green leggings. Sometimes he wore
his boots, sometimes he didn't. Always at his side was his
neverfull bag, and at his other side, always was a short blade.
When asked why he wore the bag, he would say "Never leave home without
it." When asked about the blade, he would smile an evil smile and
say "You could ask the last guy to ask me that, but I forget where the
body is."
The Staff of the Keep had a difficult time adjusting to someone that
did not want to be bathed, dressed, and fed by them. Instead, the first
time they tried, Bags let them know in no uncertain terms that he was
to be left the absolute hell alone until he was done with his morning
coffee and he could certainly bathe himself, thank you very much.
He wished that Griz was here, but she was inspecting the girls down at
the cathouse. He sighed. This king stuff was not what he signed
up for, and he wasn't sure how long he could do it. What did he
know about being king, anyway?
"Okay, let's get started. Guild of Clothiers?"
"Here, Your Majesty!", from an old woman in the crowd.
"What's your name?" Bags asked. "Mellie, Your Majesty." came the
answer.
Bags turned to the scribe standing next to the throne. "Umm.. you." he
directed. The scribe came to attention. "You are writing down the
names next to the Guild, right?" The scribe nodded. "Okay,
then." He turned back to the crowd. When I call your guild, call
out your name so that .... so that..."
"Jenkins, Your Majesty."
"Jenkins can write your name next to the guild you represent." He
consulted the list in front of him. "Butchers?"
"Franklin, Your Majesty." A heavy set, sweaty man with brown bushy
eyebrows.
"Let's drop the 'your Majesty', Okay? Just the name will do
fine." Bags asked with a bit of a smile. A tug at his sleeve called his
attention to his advisor, a thin old man with a black skullcap.
Briggs was his name, Bags remembered. "What is it, Briggs?"
The old man bowed slightly, stepped close and said "Your Majesty, it is
important that the people continue to refer to you as 'Your
Majesty'. It is the only way to truly define their place and your
place in the world. They are used to it and expect it." A
smile crept across his old face and his voice dropped to a
whisper. "I doubt you'd break them of the habit anyway,
Bags. Might as well get used to it." Briggs stepped back a bit.
Bags sighed again and nodded. "Get used to it, he says." He
consulted the list again, scanned the names and said "To hell with
it. Who wants to go to the pub?" He turned to Briggs and
asked, "Is there anything that says I can't hold court in the pub?"
The old man twiddled the sparse hair of his beard, puffed his cheeks in
and out, and said "Well, it's highly unusual, but the King can hold
court pretty much where ever he wants."
Bags thumped his hand on the arm of the throne and stood up. "Good!
This place is just too damned depressing. I call a recess and
will reconvene at Swineheart's." This brought a resounding
agreement from the gathered crowd, with a very few grumbles from the
ladies of the candle makers guild and the priest of the local
religion. As Bags passed by them, he reminded them, "If you don't
show up, then I'll appoint someone in your place. Got that?
I don't expect you to drink anything, but to not show up wouldn't be
very supportive of your community, now would it?"
Out the door he went, followed by Briggs, smiling broadly, and Jenkins,
toting his pen and paper.
Once at the Pub, Bags ordered an ale, Briggs a dark beer, and Jenkins a
water. Bags directed Briggs to do the talking, gathering names
and guild members, passing the information to Jenkins to write down.
"Your Majesty, I can't promise the accuracy of the information when I
have too much to drink." Briggs said.
"Not to worry, Briggs! Jenkins is a tea-totaler, ain't you
Jenkins?" Jenkins nodded. "So if you miss something, he'll get it
correct, won't you Jenkins?" Jenkins nodded again. "You
don't talk much, do you Jenkins?" Jenkins shook his head. "I like that
about you, Jenkins." Bags said, and clapped the scribe on the shoulder.
"Damien," Bags called out, "there's about .. oh.. twenty or so folks
right behind us. If they order anything, they pay for it,
okay. It's not on the kingdom's tab. Make sure they know
it, too."
"Okay by me, Bags." Damien replied.
"Hey, Damien," Bags asked, "how come you don't do the 'yer majesty'
stuff, like all the rest of them?"
Damien came from around the bar as the first of the guild masters
walked in. He stopped by the table where Bags was and leaned
down. "It's because in here, I'm king, chum." He left the table to take
care of his customers.
Bags turned to Jenkins and said "Put down the name Damien, and list it
as King of Beers." Jenkins smiled shyly and did as he was told. Bags
grinned largely and nudged Briggs. "Yep. I'm gonna like it
here. This King stuff is not all that bad, I guess."
Briggs returned the grin and said "You'll get used to it. Just give it
some time."
While Briggs set about the work of collecting names and guilds, Bags
rose and made his way from table to table, sitting and speaking with
the people assembled. He chatted with each of them, learning
names, what they do, what they would like to do, what they would like
to see happen to the kingdom.
He decided that he liked holding court like this. It was the right way
to get to know them. Of course, they still referred to him as
'Your Majesty', but it was in a more informal tone. This way he felt
more a part of them, and could hear more of what they really felt,
rather than just what they thought he wanted to hear.
Bags looked over to Briggs and Jenkins. The older man was still
on his first beer, Jenkins was too busy to even sip his water.
Things were going just fine. He wondered how Pockets and Harv
were doing, briefly, just before he sat down at the table of the
Priest. From the look on the Priest's face, Bags was pretty sure that
Pockets and Harv were doing a whole lot better than the Priest.
"What's up, Father? You look like someone spiked your lemonade
with extra lemons."
"Your Majesty." Father John was not a happy person. His
cassock, black as the night, gave the impression of frowning at
everything. His hairless face, round and dour, unsmiling,
scowling eyes appeared to disapprove of everything. Reddish hair,
the color of old rust, ringed his head like a bloody halo. "I would
like to talk to you about your faith."
Suddenly, Bags wished he was with Pockets and Harv.
***********************************************
The Caliph's tent was an enormous affair, tall and billowy, nearly five
hundred feet in diameter, and colored in the red, gold, and green
vertical stripes that were the staple of fabrics in Bangala. It
stood tall and proud in the center of the encampment, and there was
only one apparent entrance. A guard stood at the canopied
entrance, out of the sun, watching all that went in, checking for
weapons.
Pockets and Harv stood just outside the canopy. Vive had long ago
let go of Pockets' hand as she too became aware of the disapproving
stares the pair of them were receiving. She had already
disappeared into the giant tent to attend to her duties as handmaiden
of the Caliph.
"Pockets," Harv was saying in a hushed tone, "promise me that you won't
steal anything here. I've noticed a few things popping up in our
tent that don't really belong to us."
"Sheesh, Harv." Pockets replied. "You are such a Harv at times.
Of course I won't steal. I never steal. I just see
something that has no owner and if it calls out to me, it just kinda
falls into my hands. I can't believe you would think that I would
actually steal something." He put on his very best hurt face.
"Okay, okay, just don't listen when something calls out to you.
The guards here have really big knives and I'd just as soon not have to
deal with them. Promise me."
Pockets sighed and mumbled something.
"What was that?" Harv asked. "I didn't actually hear you."
"I said," Pockets replied, loud enough that some people, including the
guard, turned their way. Pockets dropped his voice so it couldn't
be overheard. "I said all right. I'll not listen to any of the
shiny things that talk to me. I'll not let them fall into my
hands and my pockets and so no guard will pull their knives and you
won't have to deal with them. All right? Is that
satisfactory? You sound just like Bags and Griz."
Harv nodded and said "I can't think of a better compliment. Just
remember, I'm not the only one that will be watching." He nodded again,
this time at the guard who was still looking at them
suspiciously. Even though they had been there four days, there
were quite a number of residents that didn't trust outsiders. A
few of them had noticed small things missing, and so far had not put
two and two together, thankfully.
"Let's go see what this is all about." Harv said and went inside the
tent.
The inside of the Caliph's tent was open and spacious. There were rooms
separated from the main entry by hanging fabrics of the standard
Bangala colors. These rooms were the living quarters for the
Caliph, his family and the support staff, as well as rooms whose
purpose was known only to those allowed access.
The main entry took up a full one quarter of the tent. If the
tent had been a pie, this would have been a very large slice.
Near the wall where the entrance was, three tiers of benches had been
placed there, to either side of the entryway. It was here that the
audience sat, and there was enough room to accommodate every one in
Bangala. The place was almost full of men, women and children,
dressed in enough color to cause a headache if one stared long enough.
The apex of the pie slice was where the Caliph sat. It was a
simple wooden stool, which could be folded and put away when not in
use. There was a similar stool to the right of it where the main
wife of the Caliph sat. To the left and right of the stools stood
the handmaidens, scribes, priests, and whatever staff was
required. Behind the two stools would stand the Caliph's
children, brothers and sisters, waiting patiently until whatever
ceremony was finished.
The Caliph was not a small man, probably about three hundred pounds. He
was dressed in his finest, the colors shimmering in the filtered
light. Large rings glimmered on all of his fingers, and on some
of them, there were two. He wore on his heavily bearded head a
large and poofy looking crown, designating his role as ruler. It
was shaped like a large cloth donut of blues and reds, and the center
of it, where the hole of the donut would be, was a red cylindrical box,
that rose up to show itself. There was a golden tassel on the top
of it.
The Caliph was smiling broadly and politely applauding as a troupe of
performing jugglers had just finished when Harv and Pockets stepped
in. He spied the two and waved them down to the front, to sit
near him. To his immediate left stood Vive, smiling at
Pockets. Pockets returned the smile, grabbed Harv's arm and said
"Come on! They're waiting for us."
Harv allowed himself to be dragged down the single aisle, and when he
stood directly in front of the Caliph, Pockets said "Kneel, Harv. Touch
your forehead to the ground, then straighten back up, but don't rise
until you are told to. Anything else would be very bad."
Not wanting to find out what 'very bad' meant, Harv did as he was
instructed. When they were back to the kneeling position, Pockets said,
"and make sure you keep eye contact with the Caliph. It's a sign
of honesty here."
The Caliph quickly said a few words to Pockets that Harv didn't
understand. He had been trying to learn the language, but was not as
adept at picking it up as Pockets. When he went to work his trade
options, he always had Pockets with him to act as interpreter.
"What did he say?" he asked Pockets from the corner of his mouth.
"Really, Harv, you are just going to have to learn the language. It's
not that hard, you just have to speed up your hearing and slow down
your tongue." Pockets admonished, and said a few words back to the
Caliph, who chuckled.
"Okay, whatever. Just tell me what you two are talking about."
Harv said, smiling and not breaking eye contact.
"The Caliph wanted to know why you were not dressed in the clothes of
Bangala. I told him it was because of the way you were
built. Then I apologized for you because you didn't understand
the language. I think the chuckle was because of the first thing I
said."
"You told him it was because of the way I was built?" Harv almost
turned to look at Pockets. "What the hell does that mean?
And why would he laugh at that?"
"Well," admitted the little man, "perhaps I paraphrased a bit.
What I really said was because your manhood was so large, and it would
forever be poking the person in front of you, you decided to wear the
clothing of our kingdom so that you wouldn't be considered rude or
father children you didn't know you had. Is that better? I
could have told him that the clothing of Bangala chaffed you, which is
the truth, but somehow I don't think that would have been so well
received."
The Caliph spoke a few words to Pockets. "Umm. He's wanting to
know why I'm speaking more to you than to him. Hold on."
Pockets shot words back at the Caliph, bowed his head to the ground and
came back up. "I apologized profusely for my rudeness, thanks to
you. Now I'm going to speak to him about the trade agreements
we've made with the merchants here and arrange to have them shipped
back with us. So please, Harv, shut up till I'm done, Okay?"
Harv knelt before the Caliph and listened while Pockets and the Caliph
shot rapid fire discussion back and forth. This lasted for about
ten minutes, enough time that Harv's legs were beginning to cramp and
he really wished it would just end and get over with. He also
hoped that Pockets was saying all the right things. From the
Caliph's reaction, they must have been because the expressions that
ranged over his face were serious, laughter, chuckles, nodding, and
agreement.
While the discussion was going on, the Caliph's eyes were on Pockets,
so Harv allowed himself to use his peripheral to see what was going
on. Vive was smiling largely and nodding encouragement at
Pockets, which was to be expected. The Caliph's wife, a thin,
rather drab looking woman, was listening intently, occasionally smiling
and nodding, but mostly just being the wife of the Caliph. The
scribes were scribbling furiously, taking down every word spoken
between the two, and the other handmaidens were simply there, eyes
slightly downcast. The guards were, of course, on constant alert,
just in case these foreigners tried any dangerous. They stood at
attention, hands on their large curved knives, eyes full of
watchfulness and ready for action.
His attention was drawn back by the sounds of disagreement. The
Caliph was making chopping motions with his hand, and saying words that
didn't sound agreeable. Pockets, hands out in supplication, was
speaking words that had the tone of pleading.
"What has he gone and done, this time?" Harv wondered. Looking
quickly at Vive's face, he could see a look of shock and a bit of
dismay there. Possibly the start of a tear. Her posture was one
of tension, of nervousness. "What is going on?" Harv tossed to
Pockets.
Pockets rattled at the Caliph a few more phrases, then replied. "He
won't let me take Vive with us, Harv! He says as part of his
staff, she must stay here!"
"And?" asked Harv.
"And? AND?" Pockets spoke a few words to the Caliph, who nodded
tersely. Pockets bowed and turned to Harv.
"Uh, isn't breaking eye contact considered rude?" Harv asked nervously.
"Not if you politely ask first." Pockets explained quickly. He turned
Harv to face him and said, in an anxious voice. "Look. This woman
likes me, Harv. She really does. No fake, no ambushes, no
kidding. She likes me. I want her with me. It's that
simple." He sighed. "The Caliph is being unreasonable
here. He's saying that she can't go anywhere because she's one of
his favorites, a chosen, and the fact that we love each other is not of
consequence!" Pockets normally cheerful face had started to cloud
over with anger.
"Pockets, it's his kingdom. It's his rules. Did you say
love?"
"Um. Yes. Yes, I did." Pockets admitted. "Is it so
odd that I might actually love someone, Harv? Is it somehow impossible
of your definition of me?"
"No, no. Don't be getting all defensive, Pockets." Harv had his hands
out, as if to protect himself. "It was just a shock, that's all. I
mean, it's only been four days."
"Four days is enough, Harv. It's love. It has no time limit, except
it's own." His voice turned a bit sour. "You should know that. You have
.. whatshername."
"Carlie." Harv admitted. "But it's not love... exactly.
Whatever. Listen. Let's discuss this some other time. We'll work
it out. What about the trade stuff?"
"Who cares about the trade agreements? This is love, Harv!"
Pockets gave Harv a hard stare, challenging.
Harv thought quickly before answering. "Okay, it's love. I won't
argue with you. But we need to get back to Tears. We
need... I need you to come with us, so you can do the translating for
the merchants that come with us. There is nothing that says you
can't come back to her when it's all said and done is there? Do
you think that she'll suddenly be out of love with you while you're
gone? Do you think she'll just disappear, have her heart dry up
and blow away?" Pockets just sat there with his arms folded,
glowering.
Harv tried another tactic. "Queen's Gamboni will be gone for weeks,
Pockets. You don't think I miss Carlie? I do. I do. I
miss her with all my heart and soul. I've kept my distance from
all the women here because of my faithfulness to her. Can you
tell me that you'd do any less for Vive?"
Pockets was still glowering, but he spoke quietly. "No. I
wouldn't do any less, and no, I doubt she would stop loving me. I
just don't want to be away from her, Harv." He softened. "Can you
understand that?" A small tear formed in his eye.
Harv reached out a hand and placed it on Pockets' shoulder.
"Yes. I do understand that. I felt the same way about my
mother. The same way about my Father and about Carlie. But
Pockets, we have a job to do here, and we can't let Bags and Griz down,
now can we?"
Defeated, Pockets shoulders slumped and he nodded. That single tear
slipped free and ran his cheek. "You're right, Harv. Bags
and Griz are depending on us, for sure and true. I'll leave Vive here,
and come back when we're done at home."
Harv smiled in his friendly way, clapped Pockets on the shoulder and
said, "That's the spirit. There's nothing that can't be overcome,
Pockets, when love is involved. Now, talk to the man, apologize
and play nice."
Pockets nodded again, and said, "Don't forget to bow." The two
men turned back to the Caliph, bowed, and Pockets launched into a long
discussion that Harv hoped would contain all the right words.
The Caliph sat and listened, nodding, even smiling once or twice.
He interjected a few phrases that didn't sound unkind and even sounded
sympathetic. The Caliph's wife teared up and sobbed just a bit.
Vive's eyes had grown larger then they already were and her mouth wore
the expression of someone that just opened a package, but didn't know
if it was from friend of foe.
At the end of the discussion, the Caliph stood, approached Pockets and
placed both hands on the shoulders of the kneeling man. He said a
few words of his own, after which he went back to sit on his small
wooden throne.
Pockets stood. "That's pretty much that.", he said with his eyes
downcast.
"What? What's pretty much what?" Harv asked anxiously, still kneeling.
"Stand up, Harv." While Harv did so, Pockets explained, "I offered my
services to the Caliph. I told him of my love for Vive, and I
apologized for my outbursts. He told me he understood and that he
had done something similar when going after his third wife."
Harv looked down at Pockets and asked, "Offered your services?
What does that mean?"
"It means that I'm to be the ambassador for Bangala, between here and
Tears and any other kingdom we come in contact with."
"That doesn't sound so bad." Harv said.
"No. It just means that I'll be living here, in Bangala, and that
I can go back to Tears, but only on official business. It just
means that, except for those few visits, I'll never see Bags or Griz
again."
"Ah, Pockets. I'm sorry." Harv said sincerely. "But for
love, wouldn't you do this? Isn't this something worth doing?"
Pockets looked at Vive, who was still standing where she was, not
really sure what to make of it all. "Yeah." he admitted.
"Yeah, it is."
The Caliph clapped his hands together, twice. Suddenly there was
a flurry of motion as the staff scattered to bring out long tables, and
then to fill the tables with all manner of foodstuffs. The crowd
on the benches rose as one, and rushed towards the table to stand in
line and fill their plates.
Pockets grabbed Harv's arm and said, "C'mon. Let's eat." On
the way to the food, Pockets looked over at Vive, who smiled weakly at
him.
"So this is love." Pockets said, with a feeling of great uncertainty.
***************************************
Father John was searching Bags face. "Surely your Majesty knows
that you set the tone of his Kingdom? That you become the leader
of what your subjects believe." He waived a skeletal hand,
indicating the Pub. "Is this to be the designated place of
worship? Is this how you feel you best serve your subjects when
it comes to leading a life of example? Of purity and redemption?"
Bags examined the sour expression on the Priest's face. It was
obvious that the man did not like being here, and it was obvious that
the man did not like Bags very much either. Bags looked around
for Briggs and saw his advisor sitting with Jenkins, who was writing
furiously as Briggs gathered information about some guild or
another. It looked like Bags was on his own.
He sighed mightily, looked the Priest square in the eye, and said
"Look. Father. I can tell you don't like it here.
This is not your idea of the ideal meeting place. It is not, I'll
grant you, your idea of a place of worship."
Father John pushed away from the table and said, "It most assuredly is
not."
Bags continued, "And I also get the idea that you don't like me much
either. That's true, too, right?"
The priest squared his eyes with Bags. "You Majesty, I would never say
anything against the Kingdom, and as the ruler, you ARE the Kingdom."
Bags placed both hands on the table, open. "Father, let's be square
about this. I was raised in a religious place. An
orphanage. For the first 14 years of my life I was surrounded by
Ladies of Mercy and Priests, all doing good works. I have nothing
against you, personally, and I think anyone that believes the way you
do is just fine and dandy for them. It's just not something I
personally believe in."
Before the priest could interrupt, Bags held up one hand, "Now, let me
finish." He took a breath, took a drink and went on. "I've been a
fighting man, I've been a bit of a scoundrel, I've even taken my turn
at being a man of the cloth." Seeing the look of disbelief on the
Priest's face, Bags said "It's true. Somewhere in my stuff, I've
still got the paper that says I am an ordained minister.
"Surely not!" came the surprised gasp.
"Surely So!", said Bags. "I was a minister before I became a
fighting man. I wandered these lands with Pockets before I met
Grizelda, working with people, the same as you, trying to bring peace
and a sense of redemption into their lives. For that matter, if
they are still alive, I've performed probably twenty marriages.
So I do understand what you are saying, make no mistake."
Father John leaned in and said "But you said you didn't believe..."
Bags interrupted him. "I said I didn't believe like YOU do.
If other folks do, that's fine, but I don't want to think I'm going to
burn in one of the seven hells just because I don't see eye to eye with
my God. Or Goddesses. Or burning bushes. I prefer to
believe that my God is someone that appreciates some of the joys of
life. Dance, which I don't do very well. Drink, which I do
very well. Laugh, something I plan on doing a lot of.
Making love to my wife, which is also something I plan to do a lot of."
"Wife?" Father John said. "It was my understanding that you
aren't married."
"And that is something YOU are going to fix. Let me ask you this,
Father. How do you think it would appear for the King to become
married to his Queen in your church? Do you think that would be
something that might show a little bit of example? Push a little
advertising your way? I mean, we could go out in the desert,
strip down bare assed naked, sacrifice a few bunnies or whatever.
Somehow I suspect it would be a far better thing to get married in a
church. YOUR church in OUR Kingdom."
"It's also my understanding that your... intended.. may not want to get
married in a church. I have heard the rumor that she is something
of an... herbalist, shall we say?"
Bags straightened up in his chair, but kept his hands open, his face
amiable. "You mean a witch? Yeah, I've heard that rumor
too. I think if she was, I would know it. Wouldn't you?"
Father John was now rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "What about
this business venture she's involved in? Working with ... women
of less than... honorable virtues?"
Bags was starting to find the pauses and innuendos just a bit
irritating. Keeping his voice friendly, he said "It's true that
the cathouse was given to her. What was she to do? Refuse
it? She could have turned it over to someone else to run, but
somehow it just made sense to keep it under royal control. Don't
you agree? Besides, it's something that can also be brought
around to supply sizable... donations to the church, by way of
penance. Or so it would seem. I mean, after all, sinners
must pay for their sins, and to who better than you? I mean, the
church, Father, not you personally."
Father John was silent as he mulled over the possibilities.
Bags spiced it a bit more. "And just because I don't necessarily
believe the way you do, does not mean that I won't be bringing the
royal family to services on a regular basis. Perhaps there is
even a way to bring you in on the royal ceremonies, boost your
popularity a bit by getting you out there in the public eye. All
done with the King's sanction, of course."
"Of course, of course." the Priest agreed, nodding. He was
thinking furiously. This was not the sort of discussion he was
prepared for. This new king was not the bumpkin he expected, and
instead turned out to be quite the learned man, one full of insight
into the working of the church, and indeed a man of the cloth
himself. "I can see where you are going, Your Majesty."
Bags tossed one more chip into the pot. "What if," he looked left,
right, and leaned into the table. Father John leaned in as well,
and Bags voice dropped conspiratorially. "You know we're sending people
out to start trade with the other kingdoms and villages, right?"
Father John nodded. "Okay. What if we started a seminary
here? Make you head of it? What if we started spreading the
word about the seminary, and brought in students for you to teach your
way, so they could go out and spread the word? We could charge..
or you, the church could charge a small tuition.
Father John's voice came out a hoarse whisper "And I could run this
seminary the way I saw fit?"
Bags spread his hands open wide. "It would, after all, be your
seminary, Father. I would completely pull out of it, hands off,
leave it all to you."
Father John smiled, broadly. It changed his entire face, a change
that Bags was glad to see. Getting Pockets out of trouble time
and again certainly came in handy. Not that Bags would ever go
back on any thing he had just talked about. His honor would not let
him.
At the same time, attending services on a regular basis might mean once
a week, or it might mean once a year. Bringing the priest in to
do a benediction at ceremonies would give them a certain... homey
flavor. Not a darn thing with a good prayer, and as Bags had
discovered, there are no atheists in the middle of the battlefield.
As far as the seminary, what the hell? If the school really did
take off, then the priest would be far to busy to cause any trouble, if
it didn't then no harm done. Maybe the priest would be the one
Bags sent out to 'spread the word'. That would get him out of the
way as well. Again, no harm done. Easy Peasy.
Griz, now. Griz might be a hard sell, but Bags figured that she
was smart enough to see where he was going with this. Like him,
she had nothing against what other people believed, as long as they
didn't try to shove it in her face. She also saw nothing wrong
with worship. It gave people hope, something to work for,
something to try to be better for. It's just that she worshipped
in her own way. And there would probably be nothing wrong with a
bit of 'penance' coming from the cathouse, especially if it meant the
church would keep of its back and leave them to their own devices.
Bags sat back in his chair and said loud enough for the pub to hear,
"So you see, Father. I am a man of faith, and I do support the church
in its endeavors. I even expect to see its attendance grow."
Father John nodded vigorously and said, just as loudly, "Your Majesty,
perhaps I misjudged you and your future Queen. I do believe that
we have reached an agreement. In fact," and he winked, actually winked
and broadly, "I have faith that we have." The priest chuckled to
himself at his own wit.
"Father, what say we do a bit of the sacrament?" Bags asked. John
started to protest, but Bags went on, "Surely there must be some sort
of wine in this place. You do drink wine on occasion, don't you
Father?"
Father John nodded a bob and agreed. "Yes, but very little, your
Majesty. However, since this is such a proud occasion, I think I
can bend just a bit."
Bags banged his hand on the table and said "Good! Damien!" he
yelled for the Barkeep to come. "Do you have any wine in this
joint?"
Damien, who was wiping his hands on a bar towel, eyed the priest
briefly, "Well, Bags, I think we can fix the Father up." He went
back behind the bar, pulled a bottle from beneath it and poured some of
it into a wine glass. He then brought it back and placed it
before Father John. "There you go Father. Nectar of the God, it
is."
Father John took a dubious sip, smacked his lips, smiled even more
broadly than before and said "Why, this is rather fruity! Doesn't
taste like there's any alcohol in it at all." He took another
sip. "Now, this isn't wine, Barkeep. What is it?"
Damien pulled a surprised look on his face and said, "Not wine?
Well, I'll be dipped. It was a bottle the last priest left here
as he was passing by, so I figured it would be just the thing for you."
Father John drained the glass in one swallow, held it out and said,
"Could I have some more, please? If I'd have known you had
something this wonderful here, I would have quit preaching against you
long ago." He looked at Damien and said, his voice slurring just
a bit, "And therss no alcohol in it, is there?"
Damien looked at Bags and nodded his head vigorously, then turned back
to the priest. "Oh, there might be a smidgeon in it, I think. But
just a smidgeon"
Father John smiled broad as a baby burping and said "You're awright,
Barkeep. Bring me another. A pigeon won't send me to hell.
Pigeon! Did I say pigeon?" He laughed high pitched and pounded
his hand on the table. "I meant pigeon.. No, no, no, no!" he
laughed harder and waved his hands in the air. "Smidgeon! Not
pigeon!" He suddenly got a bewildered look on his face and asked
"Where's the lil priest's room? I gotta whiz like two school
boys."
Damien pointed back behind the bar and said "It's that way, Father. You
mind your step now.", as the priest stumbled past.
Bags grabbed Damien's sleeve and asked "What the holy hell did you give
him?"
"Why Bags! I already told you. It came from a passing priest." Damien
looked hurt.
"Okay, fine. But what's in it?"
Damien shrugged and said "Beats me. I do like the name, though."
The silence while he waited was deadly. Finally Bags said, "Okay.
I'll bite. What's the name?"
Just as Damien turned to go back to the bar, he smiled a slightly
wicked grin and said, "Nun's Knickers."
Bags decided he was glad he didn't go with Harv and Pockets, after
all. It was good to be the King!
********************************************************
Harv had talked long into the night with Pockets about his decision.
The conversation began rather one sided as Pockets had decided he
didn't really have much to say. His mind was made up.
"This is something you feel you have to do?" Harv had said. Pockets
nodded, and went back to packing. "I'm not really comfortable with your
decision, Pockets." Harv said. Pockets would just shrug and continue
loading his pockets with his belongings. He had decided to wear the
clothing of Bangala, his chosen home.
"Did you even speak to Vive about it, before you made the choice?" Harv
demanded.
"I didn't have to, Harv. I could see in her eyes every time we talked.
This was the right thing to do.
"I don't know if that was the wisest thing to do, Pockets. I think you
should have talked to her about it first."
"I don't really want to talk about it, Harv." Pockets turned his back
pointedly. Harv got the idea, but plowed on anyway.
"What about Bags and Griz? What do you think they'll say?" He asked.
Pockets stopped his packing and visibly sighed. "I'm pretty sure they
won't like the idea, but they'll get used to it. Bags is King now,
Harv.. really, really busy. Griz is pregnant, which makes her more busy
than Bags."
"Griz is pregnant?"
Pockets turned and looked at Harv. He realized that Harv, at twenty
four, had just barely begun to understand the realities behind birth.
The way this place was, if he wasn't careful, he'd end up married in
just a couple of years. Pocket's started to think "Good thing I'll be
there to look out for him." but stopped. He wouldn't be there. He'd be
here. He sighed again.
"Yeah, she's pregnant. Bout the last few months, I'd guess. Bags didn't
know when we left either."
"How'd you know?" Harv asked.
"Because... because I can sometimes just feel stuff... see stuff.. that
other people can't." He turned back to his packing. It was almost done,
but he felt the need to stay busy. "It's not like they really need me
around, you know."
"What was that?" It was Harv's turn to stop what he was doing and look
at Pockets.
Pocket became furiously interested in pulling things out of his pockets
and resorting them. "They got each other, Harv. New jobs, baby on the
way. The last thing they need is a goofy fool hanging around. It's
better if I just stay here."
Harv crossed over to Pockets and put one hand on his shoulder. Pockets
started to shrug off the hand, but didn't quite make it. "Look,
Pockets." Harv began, gently. "I don't really know you very well. These
eight days aren't enough to get to know anyone very well." He paused
enough to gather the words. He wasn't used to talking to a grown up,
almost twice his age. "I do know that you and Bags and Griz have a lot
of history. THEY know you. And THEY fought for you. Hell, they fought
for me, and they didn't even know me. But I watched how they handled
you when you were.. when they thought you may not be coming back."
Through the dim light, Harv could see the reflection of moisture on the
little man's cheek. Knowing that he wasn't likely to get a response
right now, he continued. "Those guys love you. Yes, you're a bit odd,
and yes, there are people that just don't quite understand you."
"Like Stace", Pockets murmured.
"Yeah. Like Stace." Harv grinned smallishly. He went back to finishing
his own packing. "But she was a bitch anyway. Always complaining. And
that's my point, Pockets. The people that don't understand you are the
people that don't try. I've been around you for eight days, if you
don't count the days when you were pretty much dead. I don't have much
trouble with you, except when you cause trouble. Like now. I just don't
understand why you would just give up two of the people that have
become your family."
Pockets turned and looked at Harv. He became suddenly old, shrunken,
tired. No more jester, no more fool. He was just Chester Pockets, old
man, weary and tearstained. "Harv, that's the exact point. Try as they
might, I would never be family. With Griz pregnant, NOW they have a
family. Bags will probably, if he hasn't already, marry her. Griz will
be in hog heaven, and neither of them will have the time or the energy
to dig me out of whatever trouble I get myself in to."
He came over to where Harv was sitting and folding his travel gear.
"Bags has been looking out for me my whole life. My whole life, Harv.
We grew up together in that orphanage. I was always too smart. Always
saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, or finding things that just
sorta fell into my pockets. Hell, Harv. I'm a thief. If it weren't for
Bags, I would have been dead a thousand times over. I can never repay
that. If I was there, I'd more than likely just cause more problems."
Harv looked up at Pockets. "And what about Griz?"
"Griz. Aw Harv. There'll never be another one like her. She is a true
angel. Came into our world when me and Bags were pretty low, and
patched us together with the thread of her heart. She has stitched up
more battle wounds and put up with more foolishness from me than anyone
would have to put up with." Pockets smiled a sad smile at memories long
gone.
"But that's about to change, see?" He hunkered down and crossed his
arms on his knees. "She's about to become a mom. a MOM, see? One of
those wonderful things that she's been pretending to be for me all
these years. I think she deserves the chance to start with a baby from
scratch. She doesn't need me there. She needs to focus on the baby, not
me."
Harv turned just a bit and lowered his face until he was looking right
into Pockets' eyes. He could see they were bloodshot, a curious blue
and very sincere. He straightened back up and said "You really believe
that, don't you? But I think you left out one thing in your equation.
Just like you did with Vive."
Pockets stood up, creakily. "And what would that be, Master Harv?"
Harv went back to his folding, stuffing, and packing. "You forgot to
add in the opinions of the other people involved."
The rest of the night continued in silence, each man wrapped in their
own thoughts.
***********************
Four wagons crossing the desert. One, the foremost, stood out
because of it's plain-ness. Covered in white to keep the sun off,
it led a train of three others, all covered in bright reds, greens and
yellows.
The trade goods that were selected to travel back to Tears were a
variety of spices, clothes, tapestries, and wooden trinkets and toys.
Pockets was the translator, Harv was the negotiator. The
Bangalarians that traveled with them were going to Tears to examine the
quality of the goods that the Kingdom had to offer. Because the things
Harv and Pockets had brought were interesting to them, they wanted to
see what else was available.
Pockets rode quietly with Harv, looking sometimes far ahead, looking
sometimes far behind. Vive was not allowed to come, and Pockets
had been told that they were not to see each other until he returned
for the wedding. Pockets took it as well as he could, only
muttering the most gentle of curses. He had wanted to say goodbye
properly, but was denied, he was told, by custom.
Harv tried to be cheerful, talking to the merchants on the other
wagons, while Pockets drove the front. He was learning their
language, and had learned enough to joke, though haltingly. He
told them about the pub, a place they found very interesting, as they
had nothing like that in Bangala. What they found even more
interesting was the cathouse. This is an unthinkable thing in
Bangala. Women were chaste and not allowed to be with a man until
they were married. This created a lot of joking and rib punching among
the merchants. Harv smiled, catching the concept, if not the actual
content of the discussion.
He spent time with Pockets, of course. In truth, he was
concerned, and perhaps down right worried about the little man.
Pockets rode in silence, with none of his normal joyful noise. He rode
with hunched shoulders and furrowed brow. When Harv would ask him
what was the matter, Pockets would just shrug and say "Nuthin".
"What? No earth-shattering cosmic revelations? No
incomprehensible babble?" Harv poked gently. "Pockets, I'm beginning to
be very concerned for you."
"Don't worry bout it." came the morose answer. "I'll be fine."
"I sure hope so. Bags and Griz will have me by the short hairs if
they think you got broke." He softened. "Pockets, it will
turn out all right. You know that, don't you?"
Pockets shrugged again and said "Yeah. I know it will." He looked over
at Harv and said, "Do me a favor, will you?"
Harv said "Sure, anything."
Pockets jerked a thumb back towards the wagon and said "Inside the
wagon, you'll find a buncha boxes, each one marked with a red letter
b. I need you to take those boxes and distribute them among the
wagons. Make sure the last one gets at least two extras ok?"
Harv scratched his head and said "Sure, Pockets. What's in the boxes?"
Pockets said "Remember those horse apples I was experimenting on?
The experiment with the sulphur and charcoal?"
Harv nodded and said "Yeah, stunk up the wagon for a few days till it
dried out. I still say that's why Stace left."
Pockets said, "Whatever." He turned to stare out into the
distance and continued. "There's about 30 of them in each
box. I've told the other guys what they're for and when to use
them. I'm hoping that we don't need them."
"And when are you gonna let me in on the secret?" Harv asked, a
bit perturbed.
"When it's time. This is the desert, Harv. Not everyone out
here is nice. When it was just you, me and Stace, we weren't much of a
prize. We were left alone." Pockets' face showed his
seriousness.
"Now we're a train of brightly colored wagons, with no guard.
It's obvious to a blind man that we're carrying goods somewhere.
Just the sort of thing that attracts bad men, and I want to make sure
we survive."
"So... when will it be time?" Harv asked.
"When and if we're attacked. I don't want to spoil the surprise.
If we make it all the way to Tears without being attacked, then I'll
tell you. Otherwise, you'll find out anyway."
"Pockets, are you mad at me?"
"No." Pockets turned from examining the horizon to face
Harv. "Why?"
"Because..." Harv shrugged. "Because it just seems like you're
just not talking to me about anything."
Pockets said "Harv, right now I'm torn, and I don't want to talk about
what I'm torn about. The things in the boxes are things that I
don't want you to be concerned about. They are a terrible thing
that, once used, I plan to forget how I made them."
A bit nervously, Harv said "A terrible thing? What kind of
terrible? Like killing terrible?"
Pockets said "Yep. Killing terrible. So until I tell you
what to do with it, don't worry about it."
"Easy for you to say. You're not the one carrying it to the other
wagons."
"Just don't get them wet, and just don't get them too hot."
Harv reluctantly took the boxes marked b to each wagon, distributing
them as Pocket had asked. He was a bit jealous that the merchants
seemed to know what the boxes contained. They winked at him, and
when he asked what was in them, they just replied "terrible killing
things" and didn't say anything more.
He went back to the lead wagon and sat next to Pockets. "It's
done. The last wagon has two more boxes than all the others.", he
said sullenly.
The two rode on in silence. Pockets scanning the horizon for bad
men, Harv with folded arms, sulking.
"Do you think she'll wait for me, Harv?" Pockets asked after a
long empty silence.
Harv didn't answer, and instead just turned a bit further away.
"I don't know, Harv. I sometimes wonder if I made a good choice
in this. I mean, you're right. I didn't really think about
it, I just did it. Every time I've ever made a decision like this
before, that's when I would end up in trouble and Bags would have to
come rescue me."
Harv still gave no answer, preferring to watch the desert.
"Still, it just felt so right. Vive and me just fit so
well. We could talk about anything, you know. We talked bout the
universe, we talked bout the world. There was nothing that we
couldn't talk about."
Harv said something low.
"What?" Pockets asked.
"Nothing, Pockets." Harv said. "I just wonder if talk is
enough. Did you ever kiss?"
"No." Pockets replied. "It was something that just didn't seem
right, you know."
"Didn't seem right? If it's love, why wouldn't it seem right?"
"I dunno. It just didn't seem right. Would almost be like
breaking.. It just didn't seem right."
"I thought you said the sex was good."
Pockets was quiet a very long time, and then said "I lied. There was no
sex."
"Hmm." Harv pondered. "Sounds like you've been doing some
thinking."
"Yeah. And I'm not done yet." Pockets faded back into
silence.
After a few miles of silence, Harv asked, "Pockets.. what would these
bad men look like?"
Pockets turned and squinted in the direction Harv was looking.
"Harv, they would look exactly like that" He yelled back at the
other wagons to follow as fast as they could. "Heyah!", he
yelled, urging the horse on faster.
On the horizon, there was a group of twenty or so ponies, moving at a
high speed, directly at the wagons. They moved silently at first, but
when the wagons started to move faster, the horsemen let loose blood
curdling yells and pushed their mounts harder.
"Harv, those are bad men. In some places they're called pirates,
some places they are called bandits, and some places they are called
raiders. I just prefer to call them bad men, because they do bad
things. Bags and I have met them a couple of times, and they are
not nice men."
"What do we do, Pockets?" Harv asked.
"Open one of the boxes, and pull out the horse apple."
Harv did as he was told. He looked at the round, hard packed
horse apple. There was a bit of a red cord imbedded in it.
"Say... isn't this that cord you showed me?"
"Yep." Pockets said as he urged the horses faster. He
reached into one of his pockets and produced a small square box with a
button on the side. "When I tell you to, press the button.
The box will produce a small flame. Set the cord on fire and
throw the horse apple as hard as you can at the bad men, ok? Then
you'll see what a terrible killing thing is."
The group of twenty bandits came close enough that Harv could see the
foam dripping from the horses mouths and forming on their coats.
"Now?" he asked.
Pockets gauged how close they were and asked, "Do you think you can hit
them from here?"
Harv judged the distance and said "I think so."
"Good! The set the cord on fire and throw the apple so that it
lands about 10 feet in front of them."
"Which one?" Harv asked.
Pockets said "It doesn't matter! Pick one and do it."
Harv pushed the button on the side of the little box. He heard a
brief scrape and was surprised by a small spark that came from inside
the box and lit bit of fabric. A tiny flame leaped up and Harv
almost dropped the thing.
"What the hell is this?" He asked.
"It's a fire starter, stupid." Pockets yelled. "Light the apple
and throw it!"
Harv placed the flame under the red cord, which sparked briefly and
then caught fire. He stared briefly at the sparking thing until
Pockets said "Throw it, Harv!"
Harv pulled his arm back and let throw of the round package. It
flew up and out, falling directly before the marauding pirates. A
few seconds later, there was a very loud noise, a large cloud of smoke,
and bits of bad men flying in the direction away from the wagon.
"Oh my God!" shouted Harv. He turned to Pockets. "If you had told
me what they did, I wouldn't have believed it."
"Which is why I didn't tell you. Don't stop! There are more
coming."
From the wagons behind them, the merchants were also setting their
apples alight and throwing them, with the same results. Sometimes
the explosion would be large, taking out a horse and rider, and
sometimes there would be just a puff of smoke.
Harv reported this result and Pockets said "I calculated that would
happen, which is why I made so many of them. I figured the ratio
of nitrogen, carbon powder and sulfur would be incredibly
unreliable. Keep throwing!"
Harv had no idea what Pockets just said, but had a momentary bit of
glee because Pockets sounded like his old self again, totally
incomprehensible. He threw another apple, and brought down
another of the pirates.
The chase went on for miles until finally the remaining bandits gave
up. More than half of them lay behind them, in one form of
destruction or other. Galloping away, they let loose one last
defiant yell, which was answered in kind by the merchants,
victorious. Harv joined in the victory with his own yell.
"That was incredible, Pockets. This sort of thing.. these
apples.. would make us invincible! We could defeat any army that
we encountered!"
Pockets slowed the horses. They had run hard, pulling the wagon, and
were almost done for. He slowed them further, until they
stopped. When the other wagons pulled up, he gave orders to them
to take care of their horses.
"We're still half a day away from Tears. I want the horses to be
as fresh as possible, in case those nasties have friends. We
start again in two hours." He turned to Harv. "Harv, I told
the merchants that the apples were things that we had picked up in a
far away land. I do not want them to know that we know how to
make them. That's important, okay? and in about half an
hour, I'm going to forget how they were made. It's something I
can do, and it's something that I have to do."
"Why?" Harv pleaded. "Why forget? We can use these things,
Pockets! We can take over the world with these!"
"And that, dear boy is why I have to forget", Pockets explained
patiently. "If we went somewhere and used them, for what ever
goal, then eventually someone would figure out how we made them.
When that happened they would use them against us, we would use them in
retaliation. The world would no longer be a safe place, or at
least as safe as it is now. Our children would grow up knowing
that at any moment, they could be killed by a horse apple. This
is not something I want to be remembered for, and it's not something I
even want to think about. Like I told you. Sometimes I see
things, and with these things around, I see things that you do NOT want
to know about."
Pockets had spoken with such authority, that Harv didn't
question. He made up his mind to talk to Bags about it,
though. Things that would go boom and destroy their
enemies? That would be a useful thing.
Pockets stepped down and stretched. "Okay. We have two hours. I'm
gonna crawl in the wagon and take a nap. Wake me right before we
leave. And you drive, ok? I'm tired of it." He walked
to the back of the wagon, crawled into it, and went to sleep almost
immediately.
Harv also stepped down from the wagon and went to join the
merchants. He listened to them in Bangalese, and caught a few
words. It seemed they had developed a new respect for
Pockets. From what Harv gathered, they had figured he was some
sort of clown before the attack. Now, if he understood what they
were saying, they were calling him General Pockets. Harv just
shook his head.
*******************
Grizelda adjusted a picture on the wall. "That's much better."
She had brought some of old king Jorge's artwork to the cathouse. It
was better than the old ratty paintings that had been hanging there.
The art work she chose was some of the floral patterns that Jorge had
painted, rather then the more disturbing ones that were hidden away in
the sculpture room. She promised herself that she would removed those
horrible pieces of artwork and bury them in the backyard, but she had
not worked up the courage to do it yet. Besides, Jorge might find it a
bit insulting to have the things that he created buried away.
Up to now, the cathouse was simply known as the 'cathouse' and had no
formal name. She had debated on a number of names and just had not
chosen one yet. "Brenda!" she yelled.
The cathouse bore a little resemblance to what Grizelda had seen. She
arranged with BeJay to hire some of the people in the outskirts. She
found that there were carpenters, masons and even a landscaper that
were residing in the forgotten part of town.
When she first approached the old woman, BeJay eyed Grizelda with
suspicion. "Why would you want to hire from here? There's plenty of
workmen for you to pick from? Why would you want these broken down
fossils?" BeJay stood with her arms crossed over her breasts, pipe
hanging from sneering lips.
Grizelda had asked if BeJay knew of anyone in the outskirts that could
use work and pay. She specifically asked for carpenters and masons. She
had plans.
"BeJay, are you telling me that there isn't anyone here that used to be
a carpenter?" Grizelda stood her ground. "Are you saying that there
isn't anyone here that could use a decent pay for an honest day's work?"
BeJay pulled the pipe from her mouth and said "I ain't sayin' nothin'
of the sort. I'm asking you why you wanna hire these bums. Yeah, there
may be a few here that might fit yer bill, but I'll be damned if I let
them walk into a place, work till they drop like slaves, and get paid
the bare minimum." She pointed the pipe at Grizelda like a weapon. "You
may be the Queen, but I don't give a rat's ass. I've seen Kings and
Queens before, and some of them were nice enough, it's true. Some were
just stupid and thought they could just use people like wipe paper, to
be thrown away when they was done with 'em. I wanna know what type you
are, missy."
Grizelda took a step closer to BeJay. The old woman didn't flinch,
didn't move an inch. She just stood there, like an impenetrable
fortress, her eyes fixed on Grizelda's. "You ain't scarin' me not,
missy. I've taken bigger men 'n you down."
Grizelda unbuttoned her blouse, and pulled it down over her left
shoulder. She turned to show her back to the old woman. "Do you see
this, you old crone?" BeJay looked briefly and said "I don't see
nothin'."
"Look closer. Look just under the shoulder blade." BeJay did as she was
commanded, begrudgingly. Under Grizelda's shoulder blade she saw a
small scar, barely an inch across.
BeJay straightened painfully, and chuckled. "So? I could show you one
that would make you run screamin' after you wet yerself."
Grizelda turned around and pulled her blouse down to show her left
breast. She lifted it up and said "And here is where the blade came
out."
BeJay leaned in, pipe clenched between her teeth. There was a smaller
scar here, directly opposite of the one on the back. "Does that mean
what I think it means?", she asked.
Grizelda pulled her blouse back up to cover herself. "What it means,
BeJay, is that I've been run through by a very sharp blade from back to
front. The bastard that did this tried for my heart, but he missed. It
was enough to puncture on of my lungs, and he left me for dead, laying
on a brothel floor. He was a nobleman, BeJay. One of the higher bred."
Grizelda finished fastening and fixing. "That's what type I am. A low
bred, born a whore, raised in a brothel, run through by a blade because
he was afraid I'd talk to someone that would talk to his wife."
BeJay grumphed, but her hard look softened a bit. "That don't prove
nothin to me. You could just be puttin' on airs. Seen it lots. Give 'em
a little power, and they thinks they run the world."
Grizelda stepped even closer till she was staring down at the old
woman. "BeJay, if you know anything, you know that I take care of the
folks that stand with me or beside me. There ain't no such a thing as
someone beneath me, because believe you me, I have been lower than the
low. I can talk the same gutter talk as you, I can drink you under the
table, I can wrassle you if you want. If that's what it will take to
prove to you I'm exactly as I appear to you, then ...." Grizelda took a
step back. "Then to hell with you."
"I thought you might want to give your folks some honest money." She
turned and took another step toward town. "I thought you might want
something better for them. I wasn't doing this for me, I was doing it
because I thought that your folk might just want to prove they aren't
the outskirt scum they've been led to believe. If you want to hold them
here like some..." she searched for the word, then spat it out "queen,
that's your business. Run your little outskirt kingdom, we'll leave you
to it."
Grizelda turned and started back down the cobbled way she came. From
behind her a small and gruff voice said "Hey."
She continued walking, and the voice got a bit louder. "Hey!" She took
a few more steps and felt a crabby hand on her arm. "You got spunk,
I'll give you that. Not every one that feels they can talk to me like
you just did and walk away."
Grizelda jerked her arm away and circled on BeJay. "NO! You feel you
can be mean and rough and get away with doing what you damn well
please, and I'm not having any of it. You had your chance. You just
lost it." The look of shock on BeJay's face almost cost Grizelda her
resolve. "You may be looking for revenge upon the town that turned it's
face away from these folks. I don't know. But I'm here to tell you that
I was NOT one of them."
"I could have wound up here. I could have been one of the 'broken down
fossils'. I got lucky. I found someone that had the faith that I could
be better. And they didn't even say a word. They just showed up and
helped me realize that there was more to life that laying on my back
and taking it." She stopped. She realized that she was browbeating
someone that cared as much about her family, as she, Grizelda, did
about her own.
"If you find someone, send them to the old cathouse, tomorrow morning,
at sunrise. It's under new management." She reached out a hand to touch
the craggy face before her, then thought better of it. "You're good
people, BeJay. A bitch, a crone, a pain in the ass. But good people"
She turned and walked away.
Right before she turned the corner that led into town proper, she heard
a reply, a cracked voice, possibly tearstained said "And so are you,
Griz." Grizelda knew better than to turn back to look, because she knew
she wouldn't see anyone there.
A week later, the place looked brand new. She made sure that the men
and women that showed up to work were paid workmen's wages, fed a good
lunch, and given something to eat for the night. She knew that BeJay
would demand nothing less, and refuse anything more.
The place had grown a second story, which became the living quarters
for the girls. A section was added to the lower level which contained a
bar, a few scattered tables and a menu. The front and back were now a
manicured garden with a working fountain, the water pumped from the
aquifer just 3 feet below the surface. The plants in the garden came
from the Mansion, and Grizelda figured that Jorge would be pleased to
know that his hard work had found a place in the public eye.
During the renovations, she had given the girls the time off, with pay.
She figured the pay was the same as the workmen's and the money came
directly from the old treasury in the Keep. Nobody would miss it, and
Bags was in complete agreement. "They are working folk, aren't they?",
he said. "Pay 'em what they're worth."
While the girls were on a working vacation, Grizelda took the time to
get to know them. There were four girls.
Brenda was a quiet girl, who had a foreshortened left arm. While it
didn't detract from her natural beauty with her long dark hair and
large dark eyes, it did tend to keep her from other forms of work. Not
that she couldn't do other things, but she had found there was a
certain amount of favoritism for people with two hands for most jobs.
She was a people person and was well liked by the other girls.
Jo was a blonde, bouncy and bubbly in her five foot frame. Hair covered
her head like a dandelion, and she had pert nose and baby blue eyes.
She was a favorite among the visitors, as she was a good listener and
had a voice made for singing, soft and sultry.
Billie was harsh and rough, and her customers were of the discerning
type that preferred a bit of pain mixed with their pleasure. Outside
work, she was gentle and loved gardening. Dark haired, small of breast,
angular face not given easily to smiling, she was a intellect to be
reckoned with, and very loyal to the family she had among the other
girls.
Sassy was thin, anemic looking. Skinny and boney, she catered to both
men and women, as her tastes were undifferentiated. She kept her voice
quiet and low, never complained and let the others lead.
Grizelda decided that she couldn't have found a better quartet of
girls. She held meetings with them and explained that she was the new
owner. She was certain that her duties as the queen would not allow her
to run the brothel and the royal household, especially with a child on
the way, so she was looking for someone to manage in her stead. She
picked Brenda to be her second and was surprised when there was no
argument from Billie.
Billie shrugged and explained "Makes sense to me. Brenda's the natural
choice, since it means that I don't have to deal with the shit head
customers when their brain is on something other than sex."
"Brenda!"
"Yes, Mistress Grizelda?"
"For one thing, the name is Griz, Grizelda, Ma'am, or even, if you feel
like you have to, Your Majesty. Do not call me 'Mistress'. I am not,
nor will I ever be, you're Mistress. Got that?"
Brenda nodded.
"Brenda, I'm going back up to the mansion. I want you and the other
girls to come up with a new name for this place. Keep in mind, this is
no longer just a brothel. This is to be a social club, a place where
men and women can come to just talk, get away from their troubles, sit
and play games."
"And have sex." Brenda interjected.
"Well... that too. But it's no longer a requirement. I want this place
to gain a respectability. Once we start to get representatives from
other kingdoms, I want someplace other than that stuffy old Keep to
entertain."
Brenda looked a bit uncomfortable and asked, "Are you sure we'll be all
right? I mean.. we're a bit rough, Mist.. Griz. I mean, we've been
kinda weak on entertaining. Stace never really cared about social
refinements. All that mattered was that we collect the money from each
trick."
Griz smiled and said "Ah, Brenda. The world changes and we must change
with it. The entire kingdom looks down on this place, and I want to
change that attitude. I don't expect miracles, but I do think we can
certainly make this place a bit more... presentable. We may fail, but
somehow I don't think so. Okay?"
Brenda nodded slowly and said "Okay. If you think so, Griz."
Jo burst in and ran up to Grizelda. "Grizelda! Grizelda!" she cried.
Every fiber of the woman was alive, bouncing and jumping, barely
contained by gravity.
Grizelda grabbed Jo by her shoulders and held her down to the earth.
"Tell me what's going on, Jo!"
"There are wagons at the gate! King Bags told me to tell you to come
quick. Harve and Pockets have come home!"
***************************
Harve stood breathless before Bags when he found him in the pub.
He had run through town from the gate, looking for him. At the
Mansion, he was told to look in the Keep, at the Keep he was told, a
bit disdainfully, to look in the pub. He was told, with a sniff,
that "his Majesty now holds court there."
With raised eyebrow, Bags said, "I'm sorry, could you say that again?"
Damien had thoughtfully brought a tall glass filled with an herbal tea,
and placed it in front of the young man. Harve drained a full
quarter of it before repeating himself.
"Pockets refuses to come into the gate, Bags. He's pitched a tent
with the merchants from Bangala and is just sitting out there. He
says he won't come in until he has an official invitation from the
King. He says it's his right as a diplomat."
"Is he stupid? Did he get dropped on his head or
something?" Bags ran his hand down his face from crown to chin in
a slow movement. It had the effect of pulling his already long
face even longer and gave evidence to his weariness. He had been
dealing with petty squabbles all day, and in fact for most of a week.
Arguments between the candle makers and the butchers about the disposal
of tallow and disagreements between dressmakers and clothiers as to
what the guild was going to be called had just about tried his
patience. It didn't help his mood that Grizelda was not only busy
with getting that social club of hers up and running, but her pregnancy
had just entered the stage that was generally called 'moodiness'.
He looked at Harve and drew a heavy sigh. "All right, tell me all
about it. What has he gone and done this time?"
Harve reached into his shirt and pulled out a fat leather wallet.
"It's all here, Bags. Documented and everything. I knew you would
want to read about it." He passed it over the table towards Bags,
who took it and stowed it away in his bag.
"I'll read it when I get the chance, which might be never.", he said.
"Why don't we cut to the chase and you just tell me the short version."
Harve told him a very brief synopsis of their time there. When he
got to the point where Pockets had given up his Tears citizenship and
joined the Caliph, Bags raised his hand.
"Whoa. Right there. Tell me again why he did this?", he
asked in a quiet, grumbly tone.
"He believes he's in love with this woman, Vive, Bags." Harve
shrugged. "I don't know... he might be. But I don't think
she's in love with him."
Bags scratched the side of his face and frowned. "He's been in love
before, but he's never acted stupid over .... well.. " Bags just let
that fade away into silence. "Let's just say he's never NOT come home."
"You must be talking about Pockets." Grizelda's voice came from
over Bag's shoulder. She pulled up a chair and sat down on the
other side of Bags. She glance around and said "Where is he, by
the way?" She looked at Harv and raised an eyebrow. "He did
come back, didn't he?"
Harve didn't look directly at Grizelda, and said "He did come
back. He just didn't come back through the gate. He won't
enter the city."
"Why the hell not?" Her eyes got large and then she said "He
didn't contract any disease did he? Like leprosy?"
"No, nothing like leprosy, Griz."
Bags interrupted "It's a girl. He's gone kinda nuts over a girl,
Griz."
"OH! Is that all." She tossed her hands in the air. "A girl. So,
when do we get to meet her?" She leaned into the table.
"Griz, it's not that easy." Harve said. "The girl is a handmaiden to
the Caliph of a small kingdom called Bangala. Pockets believes
he's in love with her, and he believes she's in love with him. He
swore himself into the Caliph's service. As he explained it to
me, it means that he gave up any citizenship he might have had to
Tears, and as such, he cannot enter without an official invitation from
the King. He's sitting outside, in the wagon, with the other
merchants."
"Is he stupid?" Grizelda asked. Bags looked at her and said "I
asked the same thing."
"Your Highnesses, in truth I don't think he's stupid. He feels like he
doesn't have any place here. As he explained it to me, you, Bags
have a kingdom to run, and you, Griz have a baby on the way. This
gives him the idea that he is now useless to you, or too much trouble,
or something. It gets very confusing."
Bags and Grizelda exchanged long looks. Bags' face went though an
amazing transformation, starting with a curiously irritated and moving
toward downright pissed off. Grizelda, on the other hand just
carried a sad expression.
"I knew there was something wrong when he went off. He just didn't seem
right." she said.
"The hell with that!", Bags exclaimed. "He's gotten his heart all
wrapped around a little girl he barely knows for... what?" He looked at
Harve. "Four, five days? And now he wants to act like a moron
because of it?"
"I think he's just pouting." said Grizelda. "He's feeling like a
fifth wheel, Bags."
"I think he's an idiot. By the Gods and Goddesses! What
makes him think I'll NOT need him with all this craziness going
on? Holy Chrome, this is just stupid." He looked at Harve,
leaned against the table and said, "If he feels he needs an invitation,
then by Gom, I'll go and give him one." He pushed himself away from the
table and stormed out of the pub.
Damien came up and said "He okay?"
Grizelda shook her head and explained, "Family problems." Damien
nodded and said, as he moved away, "We all got 'em."
Harv said, a bit nervously, "Bags sure looked mad."
Grizelda sighed, reached over and patted his hand. She said "This has
happened before, Harve. Not this bad, though. Pockets has
been stubborn and obnoxious, rude and condescending at times.
He's even pushed Bags to take a swing at him once or twice."
"I think what has Bags so angry is that his feelings are hurt.
This is like Pockets has taken their long friendship and said that it
was all for nothing. If I'm sad for anyone, it's for Bags.
I don't think I want to be where Pockets is right now. It may not
be pretty."
"So what do we do, Griz", Harv asked.
"We wait. In an hour or so, I'll go out and see how things are
going. If I hear anything breaking, other than bones, I'll come back
here. Then I’ll drink a bit more, give them another hour or so,
and go check again. When I hear it's quiet, then I'll go in and
say my piece."
"Your piece?"
"Yeah. Bags may yell, he may break things, he may say things
he'll regret. Pockets has heard this before, and he'll probably
hear it again before he's dead. I'm going to be much worse."
"Worse?"
"Yep. I'm gonna kill the little moron with love. When I'm
done with him, he'll know in no uncertain terms how much he's loved and
wanted."
Harve raised an eyebrow.
Grizelda raised her glass and took a calm sip of it. "Believe me,
Harve. You don't ever want me to love you like that. You
hear?"
The look in her eyes caused a lump to form in Harve's throat, and he
swallowed, hard. "Yes, ma'am." he said. And he meant it.
*****************************************
Bags sat, glowering at Pockets, drumming his fingers on the
table. Long moments had passed since he flew into the wagon,
forcefully pulled a chair to sit across the table from his friend, and
dropped himself into it.
He had started to speak three times now. Each time, he had opened
his mouth, raised a finger, pointed at Pockets. Each time, a
sound had started to come out, only to die out in silence and a mumbled
non-word. Giving up, Bags sat and stared with grumbly eyes across
the table.
Pockets, on the other side of the table, sat with arms crossed, down
turned mouth, and glowered right back. Each time Bags had opened
his mouth to speak, Pockets raised his eyebrows in anticipation, leaned
forward, only to find there was nothing to answer to, so he leaned back
in his chair, and returned to his scowl.
The conversation, unheard by human ears, was serious, and more than
that, it occurred between two friends for whom words had become
unnecessary. These words, however, were so long unused... words
that had, in many cases never been spoken between the two so that there
were no words for the emotions in their unspoken language.
Hurt, betrayal, stubbornness, rejection.. these played a part in the
words not spoken. Anger, insecurity, fear also had roles in the
interplay between the two old friends.
The building frustration ran out of Bags, reached down his arm, raised
it, and brought it down onto the table with force. "Dammit,
Pockets..." he bellowed. "Why didn't you say something? You're my
best friend... Hell, for the longest time, before Griz showed up, you
were my ONLY friend. What in the great seven circles of hell made
you think you'd be useless to me? That has got to be the most
moronic thing you've ever thought of. I can't run this place
without you. What were you thinking?"
Pockets cowered before the gale, pulling his head back like a
frightened turtle.
Bags stood up and paced, back and forth, back and forth, behind his
chair. Every so often he would sit back down, to drum his
fingers, and grumble to himself, then he'd get back up and pace again,
back and forth, back and forth.
"I'm sorry...?" Pockets produced, meekly.
"What the hell have you got to be sorry for?" Bags grabbed the
high back of his chair and pushed his lips together so that they
resembled two fat sausages. His eyes were ablaze with words he
didn't say, didn't dare say. "Who knows what Griz is thinking
right now, Pockets. She may very well be crying her eyes
out. You know how women get when they get all emotional."
He picked the chair up and slammed it back down on it's legs.
"And you know I don't like talking bout my feeling. Never have, never
will." He stopped his pacing and stood glaring. "and here you
are, forcing me to do it! You are the most self centered little
twit I've ever known? Do you know that? If you'd a been
anyone else, I'd a dropped you by the side of a road like a rat turd."
"I said I'm sorry, Bags. I just didn't think..."
"Damn right you didn't think. YOU! Mister I'm So Smart all the
time. Mister I can fix anything. Mister I'll even come back
from death. YOU didn't think." He sat down and folded his
arms and grumbled under his breath for a good five minutes while
Pockets just sat and didn't say anything. Frankly, he was afraid
to.
Bags grumbled and groused under his breath and said "And why? Why?
Why? A woman? You let a woman come between us?"
Pockets started to say something, but Bags just ran right over him.
"No.. it couldn't be a woman. Hell, you've been with women before and
never been this stupid. Harve said it had something to do with
you feeling like you were useless here? Is that true?"
Pockets started to reply, but Bags just continued. "Because if you
think it is, you just better get that brain BACK in gear and start
thinkin' again. Good God and Goddesses, what a moron. Why
in the hell do you think I've been with you for.... how long has it
been? Nearly thirty years."
"Close to forty"
"Nearly thirty years and why do you think I put up with you? It's
not your charm. Oh, it might work on the ladies. I've seen 'em
swoon all over you when you get into one of your moods. Hell's
bells, I've been amazed at how well you do when you set your mind to
it. So I KNOW it's not a woman. Don't even tell me it's a woman."
"It's not a woman." said Pockets, quietly.
"Because if you try to even tell me it's a wo... Okay then, what the
hell is it? What made you think you could just run off and join
the circus without EVEN talking to me and Griz about it? Tinker's
dam, chum. We've fought together, whored together, nearly froze
and nearly burned together. And let's not even talk about the
times we almost hanged together."
"And let's not forget the Mad Wizard."
"Oh crumbs in the sun let's not forget the Wizard. I still wake
up with the shivers about that guy. We're just lucky you could
talk us out of that." Bags stopped long enough to stare at Pockets with
a cold grin on his face. "HE liked YOU."
Pockets found the courage to stand and said "You wanna beer? I'm
gonna get a beer", and disappeared in the back for a moment. The
sound of gurgling could be heard and he presently produced two mugs of
very foamy stuff.
Bags took a mug and said "What the hell is this?" He took a sip,
smacked his lips and said "Not bad. A bit weak, but not bad"
"I've been brewing with something I found in Bangala. Called
hops." Pockets explained. "It's not ale, that it certainly is
not. Not thick enough for one thing, and the color is too pure."
He took a small sip of his own, and placed the mug on the table and
sighed.
"Look, Bags. I know I was stupid. I know that I didn't
think about the way things have been for so long, you and me, you and
Griz and me. But look at it my way. You got this kingdom to
run, Griz has a baby on the way. You two will be far too busy to
be taking care of me. When I saw Vive, I just... well.. I just
saw her as the one for me. Like Griz is for you.
Understand?"
"No." Bags put his empty mug on the table. "Maybe a few
more of these and I would, though." Pockets took the mug and went
to the back. "You love her?" Bags called out.
Pockets came back out and placed the mug in front of his friend. He
took his own seat. "Yeah, I do. I'm pretty sure I do. I
mean.. I'm pretty darn sure I do."
Bags grabbed his mug and said "Well, that sounds definite. Pretty darn
sure." He took a drink. "Sounds to me like you are anything
but sure."
"It's complicated, Bags..." Pockets started to say, hands outspread.
"Oh hell, Chet. It ain't that complicated. Do you love her or
not? Simple question. Even a genius like you can answer that one."
Pockets opened and closed his mouth a number of times. Bags rarely
called him by his given name.
"Come on. It's not like you're a teenager. I've seen you
come close a million times, but nobody, and I repeat nobody, has ever
triggered that spark in you. I never seen it. Not sure I
never will. But when it happens to you, you won't hesitate, you
won't be 'pretty darn sure'. You'll know. You will just
know."
"Well.. I loved how she made me feel." Pockets tried to explain.
"She paid attention to me, Bags. She talked to me, and she
listened to me. She held conversations with me!"
"Yes." Bags agreed. "And so did Chibi. And that ended up
well, didn't it, though?"
"Okay, okay. Point taken." Pockets agreed. "But this is nothing
like that. She wants nothing from me but my friendship."
"Friendship?" Bags asked, pointedly.
"Um. Love.. she wants my love."
"Did she ever use the word? Did she ever tell you she loved you?"
"Um. No." Pockets admitted. "But that doesn't
matter! I could tell from her eyes, from how she laughed at my
jokes!"
"I think you're being a bit desperate, chum." Bags shook his head.
Pockets sagged and looked forlorn. "You think I did something
stupid, don't you?"
Bags just looked at him, drinking from his mug.
"Oh buggers." Pockets looked more bedraggled than before. "Bags, I
think I royally mucked this up. I signed up to be the envoy or
whatever to the Caliph of Bangala."
"And what does that mean?" Bags asked.
"It means that I negotiate trade between Tears and Bangala. In
return for that, the Caliph will allow me to marry Vive."
"Are you sure? That he'll allow you to marry her?"
"Well... " Pockets was starting to sound doubtful. "That's what
he said."
"Huh." Bags didn't say anything other than that, and just let it
hang in the air.
Grizelda popped her head around the edge of the wagon. "Is it
safe?" Not waiting for an answer, she climbed back in, causing
the little wagon to become even more crowded. "Pockets!
It's so good to see you!" She walked right over to him, wrapped him up
in a bear hug that would crack ribs and stepped back to look at him.
"Well. You don't look any different. How do you feel?" she
asked.
"Uh, I'm ok, Griz." Pockets answered. "It's good to see you, too."
"That's all? It's just good to see me too?" She grabbed the
last chair and sat down in it, looked over at Bags. "Okay?" she
asked.
Bags nodded and said "Just bout. I figured you'd do the
rest. Pockets and me are square, far as I can see. He's a
bit confused, though."
"I am?" Pockets asked.
"What's he confused about, dear?" Grizelda asked.
"He's confused," Bags said taking a draw from his mug, "by the
difference between someone that pays him attention, and those that love
him."
"I am?" Pockets asked.
"Dear," Grizelda said, "Why don't you go back to the pub and see what
Damien has for you? Or better, go to the .. umm, Social Club and
see how the workmen are coming along."
Bags started to rise, but he was stopped by Pockets. "Bags.. wait
a minute."
Grizelda said "No, I really think that Bags needs to leave,
Pockets. I have something to say to you, but I don't want Bags
here when I say it."
"Griz, it's gonna have to wait." Pockets said as he got to his feet.
"Oh no, it won't! You made some decisions that hurt our feelings
and we need to get it discussed and out in the open."
"Griz!" Pockets interrupted her "I am more than willing to listen to
you tell me what a moron I am, how I completely disregarded our past
and ignored the feelings of the two people that care about me the most
for someone who, at the very most, could only feel only the barest
hints of intellectual curiosity towards me. Okay, okay.
I'll accept it. But first, could you do me a favor? Look at the sand on
the table."
"The sand?" Griz asked, dubious that this was a ploy to avoid her turn
at him.
On the table, there were grains of sand. That was normal, since
this was the desert. There was sand everywhere. What was
unusual about the sand on the table is that it was moving. It was
bouncing just a bit, in a rhythmical dance, creating little swirls.
"Okay. The sand is moving. So what?" Griz asked.
Bags said "I know what that means." He looked up at Griz and said
"Honey, get into Tears. Pockets and I will be there as soon as we
can get the wagons in."
Suddenly alarmed, Griz grabbed Bags' arm. "What's going on?
What does it mean when the sand is moving?"
Bags stood up, drained what was left in his mug and said "It means
we're gonna have company. Not the sort that will want to go visit your
social club on a purely social basis, either."
"Gotcha." Grizelda said, rising and exiting the wagon. She peeked
her head over the edge and said to Bags "You. Be careful!" To
Pockets, she said "You. Don't even thinks this lets you off the
hoo..." something caught the corner of her vision. "Bags, I think
you better hurry."
Bags moved to where he could see what Grizelda was looking at.
"Hurry, hon. We might not have all that much time. Get the
gates mostly closed, open just enough for us to get in, and make sure
it's closed the second we get in." He looked at Pockets.
"Pockets, you better get those merchants heading toward the gate.
Like yesterday. You are now officially invited."
As Pockets passed by him to look toward the horizon, Bags slapped the
back of his head. "Moron". he said.
Pockets grinned as he said "Just like old times, Bags. How many?"
"Oh.. off hand" Bags said, stepping down from the wagon, "I'd say way
to many. Get a move on!" He started to pull the horses
toward the gate.
Pockets jumped down from the wagon and looked toward the horizon.
From edge to edge there was a long black line that didn't exist there
before. It was enough to cause Pockets to run, not walk, to yell
at the merchants of Bangala, "Hurry, hurry, into the gate!" He
slapped at horses, pulled at bridles, urging them toward the gate.
Seeing the approaching army, Bags just shook his head, feeling the heat
of war build up in his blood again. "Pockets!" he yelled as he
passed inside of the gate.
"Yeah?" Pockets yelled back from somewhere behind.
"These friends of yours?"
"If they are, they weren't invited, Bags!"
"Pockets!" Bags yelled again.
"Yeah, Bags?" he and the merchants were at the gate, and passed
it.
The Gatekeeper threw a lever that pushed whole tree trunks thunking
into their slots, causing the entire gate to become a solid part of the
wall.
A sound like a roar of the ocean let loose rose outside the wall.
The merchants stood, milling around their animals and wagons, staring
at the Kingdom of Tears.
Bags walked over to Pockets, placed his hands on his hips grinning like
a loon. "How many times have Griz and I told you to NOT talk to
strangers?"
Pockets answered with his own grin saying "Every single time,
Bags. Every single time."
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"Well, now what?" asked Bags. "We're in here, they're out
there. We have this big wall between us and them." He looked at
Pockets. "You think we can wait them out?"
"You tell me, you're the king." Pockets replied. Seeing the look
on Bags' face, he continued "This place has been fairly self sufficient
for years, without relying on any outside source. I imagine we
could wait them out quite comfortably."
"I thought so too." said Bags.
"As long as they haven't discovered things like fire or ladders."
Pockets mentioned off-handedly.
"That does put a kink into it, I'll admit." Bags agreed.
"Of course, we might do nothing at all until they start to hit against
the wall. I say we let them go and see what happens. Even
if they did have fire, it would be quite a while before they burned
through the wall. And being horsemen, primarily, I don't really see
them having ladders."
"There is that." Bags said. He started to move into town.
"Harve!" he yelled.
From somewhere nearby, Harve appeared. "Yes, Bags?"
"Find someone..." Bags scanned the wall as far as he could
see. To Pockets he asked, "How big around would you say this wall
is?"
Pockets thought for a moment with a far away look in his eyes and then
"Off hand close to 26 miles long, give or take. Rough estimates,
based upon a rough idea of the square mileage of this place, if I can
assume that it's almost squarish in shape, gives me something on the
order of six and a scootch over a mile. Because I've not walked it
myself, I can only go by a visual, you understand."
"Why sure." Bags turned back to Harve. "All right, based
upon that I need about 20 men, with fair to excellent sight. I
need them on the top of the wall to report what's going on at any
time." He thought a moment, and said "Make that 25 men or so.
We'll need to work in shifts for a while."
He looked at Pockets. "You think they fight at night?" Pockets
shrugged. "I reckon we'll find out soon enough." To Harve,
"Just find as many as you can, and have them meet me in the pub in
about... oh... an hour."
Harve hesitated. "What'll I tell 'em Bags? I might have a
hard time finding them. And if I do find them, I might have a hard time
convincing them to climb the wall for a really boring time doing
nothing then watching."
Bags turned back and looked at Harve. "You can tell them that
their King is asking them to help defend their kingdom. If that
doesn't work, tell 'em that I'll pay 'em and I'll pay 'em well. I
figure we'll have these guys", he jerked his thumb towards the gates
where the sounds of the bandit's yells could be heard, "under control
in short order."
"You have an idea?" Harve asked.
"Oh, we'll figure something out." Bags looked pointedly at
Pockets, "and by we, I mean you'll figure something out." He
headed into town, toward the pub.
Pockets started to follow, but felt an hand on his arm. "Oh no,
little man. We aren't done. I want you to walk with
me." It was Grizelda, whose grip was such that Pockets didn't
exactly flinch, but he darn near thought about it.
Grizelda drug Pocket through the market place, through the Midway, past
the outlying farms and fields, and she didn't say a word. Pockets
kept trying to make small talk, to feel out the situation, but Grizelda
wasn't having any of it.
She pulled him by his arm until they came directly across from the
Blacksmith's shop. It was a little run down wood shanty, gray and
old, with a rail to tie horses up to. The most predominant feature was
a large bellows and forge, off to one side.
Grizelda stopped then, and pulled Pockets up close to her. "This
is my welcome home present to you. I found it before you left and
was going to show it to you. It's not run by anyone now.
There used to be a blacksmith here, named John, but he either died or
moved on." She turned to look at him and said, "You think you can
do anything with it?"
Pockets stood stunned. "It's empty?" he asked, finally.
Grizelda nodded. He clapped his hands and ran to the front of the
shack. Grizelda followed.
Pockets stood in the open doorway, one hand on each side, looking
around with amazement. Anvil, tongs, hammers, flatters, benders and
punches, all sitting or hanging where they were last laid. "He
didn't take anything with him?"
Pockets didn't wait for an answer. He dove into the place,
fascinated and overjoyed. After a long while of boyish
enthusiasm, he turned to face Grizelda. "This is great! This is
wonderful! Thank you, thank you, and thank you!" He ran to give
Grizelda a hug, but she stopped him with a raised hand.
"Hold on, Bud." Grizelda said. "I never said it was yours.
I asked if you thought you could do something with it. It belongs
to the kingdom of Tears, and if I heard right, you don't belong to the
kingdom of Tears anymore."
"Aw, Griz!" Pockets looked up at Grizelda with a smile that died
on his face when he realized she was deadly serious.
"Did you, or did you not give up your claim to anything in this kingdom
when you decided to become whatever the hell it is you became for that
other place? What's it called?"
"Um... Bangala."
"Bangala. You gave up your claim to anything in this kingdom when
you signed on with Bangala. Did you or did you not do that?" She stood,
facing him down, arms crossed, not a smile anywhere on her body.
"Yeah, but..." he began.
"There's no buts here, Pockets. You made a decision and I'm going
to hold you to it. Without consulting me, without talking to
Bags, you made this decision. You chose them over us. Have
you any idea..." her voice caught a bit, "... what that does to
me? Do you realize how that breaks my heart to know that you
would just turn your back on me and Bags like that?" A tear
rolled down her cheek. "No!" she cried. "You will not see
me cry." She turned her face away from Pockets so he couldn't see
the tears. She scrubbed them away. Pockets started to say
something, but she stopped him.
"Don't you dare say anything until I'm finished!" The moments
passed slowly, silently. Small sobs could be heard, but they
faded into the dust. When she turned back around, she was as
serious as before, but her cheeks were wet, and her mouth was down
turned.
Pockets kept his eyes on hers. He was miserable, he had nothing
to say. A tear if his own started to form.
"I don't know why you did what you did, and I don't know how you're
going to fix it. Bags is tough, but his heart is breaking.
Knowing that you would throw away almost forty years of history after
just eight days? Good Lord, Pockets, what were you thinking?"
Pockets opened his mouth, but thought better of it. He knew a
rhetorical question when he heard it.
"And me! What about me?" Grizelda continued. "I'm pregnant,
Pockets. Bags is a fine man, and he'll raise his child up
better'n most, with straight values and beliefs. You're a
scoundrel, a petty thief, and an annoyance. You babble things that
nobody can understand half the time and you constantly get yourself in
trouble. Just like now. You just don't think things
through!"
She sighed heavily, and sat on the small stoop. She patted a spot
to the right of her, and Pockets sat, silently. She continued in a
quiet voice, "What is really stupid is that, for all the problems you
cause, you come up with a million solutions. You're smart, you're
funny, I like having you around, I need you around. Who else
would I have teach my child? I want my child to understand the
things you understand, so that when they grow up they'll come up with
impossible solutions that work, just like you. Dammit, Pockets,
you are part and parcel of this family. Whatever in the seven
hells crept into your head to make you think you weren't?"
"Both of us love you, Pockets. Can you say that about this woman that
you've decided to be your latest infatuation?"
"No." said Pockets, glumly.
"No?" Grizelda repeated. "No? You mean you don't know if she loves you
or not? Or you mean that no, she's not your latest infatuation?"
"I don't know if she loves me or not." Pockets admitted. "I
thought she was.. or I thought she did. I don't know what I
thought. I was just... I don't know, Griz. I'm sorry.
I screwed up big time."
"Yes. Yes, you did. You did one of the most boneheaded things
I've ever seen you do. You completely ignored your family and our
feelings. I was pretty angry at you when Harve told me what you
had done."
"Was pretty angry?" Pockets asked, tentatively.
"Yeah. I can't stay angry at you very long, even if you are an
idiot at times. Now, I'm just tired and sad." She looked over at
Pockets. "So what are you gonna do about it?"
"I've been thinking about that, Griz. I reckon I'll just have to
go back and tell the Caliph that I quit."
"What do you think he'll do?" Grizelda asked.
"I imagine he'll kill me." Pockets said. "Part of what I didn't tell
Harve is that this position is one way. The only way to retire is
to lose your head."
Grizelda let loose an open handed slap at his head. "You idiot!
You're even stupider than I thought!"
"Yeah, I know." Pockets agreed.
Grizelda sighed again. She pulled Pockets close and said "You
know what I have faith in, though?"
"What's that, Griz?"
"That somehow, you'll figure a way out of it. You are, after all, the
one with a million impossible solutions. You can fix anything."
"Yeah, I know." Pockets admitted without bragging. He smiled at
Grizelda broadly. "Can I go play in the Blacksmith's shop, now?"
Grizelda stood up, dusted herself off, and said, "Yes, you may.
But only for a little bit. Bags and I are still very angry at
you, and we need you at the pub to figure out how to get us out of this
latest mess you made. We are at war, you know."
"I think I already have an idea, Griz. It's a long shot, but it's
something I was thinking about while Harve and I were on the way
back. I just want to do a few calculations first before I'm sure."
"Well... okay. Don't be too long. You're still in trouble."
Grizelda smiled and kissed his forehead. "You're a jerk, you
know?"
"Yeah, I know." Pockets said quietly. "Griz?"
"Yes, Pockets?"
"I knew I had screwed up the second the words came out of my
mouth. I know you guys love me. I just felt... I don't
know. Lost? Maybe? Like I had no place?"
Grizelda hugged the little man and said "Aw honey! We all feel lost and
out of place from time to time. When I joined you and Bags, I
wasn't sure if I would ever find my place with you guys.
Now, I can't think of any place else I would fit in." Pockets
nodded in understanding.
Grizelda continued, "I know you want someone of your own. I can
feel the loneliness in you, and I know it's real. Believe me when
I say this though. You won't find it by looking for it.
It'll come looking for you, and present itself in the most unexpected
package. Just like you and Bags did when I found you."
"Okay Griz. I believe you. I just want you to know I didn't
really turn my back on you guys. You will always be my family,
and I wouldn't leave you on purpose." He paused a bit and then said, "I
just lost my way for a bit, but I'm back where I belong now."
"I know you did, honey. I'll be honest with you. I suspect
that if you had actually married that... what was her name?"
"Vive."
"If you had actually married Vive, I suspect that Bags and I would have
to come kidnap you, because it would have been something we wouldn't
have believed you would do on your own. You would have to work
very, very hard to prove to us that you really and truly had left
us." She ruffled the top of his head. "And that, sir, is
why we were so pissed off at you. Don't you dare do that again, you
hear?"
"Not to worry, Griz. It'll never happen again." Pockets crossed
his heart to show his sincerity.
"Oh, like I've never heard that before." She said. "Now, go play
a bit, but not too long. You have a kingdom to save."
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Pockets mind was a whirl with the possibilities. He wandered
around the blacksmith's touching, caressing the forge; the pump handles
for the bellows, the tongs. He stroked the anvil, dreaming of the
possibilities of pressure and angular momentum.
There was a bit of stock left, bars of iron, a bit of brass, little
ingots of copper and nickel. He thought about combinations of
elements and metals, powders and elixirs. In the smelter were the
greenish stains of old copper rust. He ran his finger into the
smelter, pulled it up and sniffed it.
He sighed.
His memory went far back, to when he was apprenticed to M. Fletcher,
the Mad Wizard. He thought it was an odd coincidence that the wiz
had been mentioned just that day, just a little while ago. It was
an incredible adventure, in both good terms and bad terms. One of
those times that he and Bags almost died, but also one of those
formative times that helped to create who he was now.
He hunkered down against a shabby wall, letting his mind drift back to
a time of experimentation, a time of terror and torture, and a time
when his mind first started to be able to come loose from his body and
float about on his own. Bags put it all off to imagination, but
Pockets knew it for reality, and without the machinations of M.
Fletcher, it would never have happened.
He could still feel the pull from the trapped particle, kept in the
magnetic bottle. It was a bottle made from one of the rarest
metals on the planet. The metal looked a lot like iron, and even
felt like iron, but it was formed from volcanic rock that had been
gathered from high in the southern mountains.
The pull was rather like gravity, but much more intense, to the point
that, from where Pockets was strapped down on the laboratory table, he
felt himself being torn apart, stretched beyond endurance. His
saw his body flash below him, flying further and further away as he
moved into the pull of the particle in the bottle. He found that
he had fallen though time, or so it seemed. Images flashed before
his eyes, he saw time laid out before and around him like a tunnel, and
he knew that if he wanted to, he could enter any point and see what
would happen, what has happened. He didn't. He knew it
would ruin the mystery, remove the surprise that living moment to
moment brought.
Still he fell, down and up and out and through, his mind full beyond
full of knowledge from ages not yet occurred, of knowledge long lost,
from before mankind found this place, this planet. He could, if
he so wished, pull this knowledge from the depths and tell all that he
had learned, but the price would have been his being burned as a
heretic or raised up as a God. He knew this, as they both were
visions he had seen in that whirlwind of past and future. He had
seen it happen, had seen his flesh char and crinkle, had seen himself
trapped in a temple, served by those that revered him, but would not
let him leave.
He had even seen the way he would die, not by fire, not by the boredom
of being a God, but the simple way a person passes away, old age, quiet
and ordinary, breathing out his last, surrounded by those who loved
him. He had seen all the ways he could die. All of them.
These were memories he preferred not to touch. There were some things,
he believed that a man should not know, so he pushed these far beyond
his normal mind, to a place where they could only be touched if
something triggered them. Like now. Like here.
It was the smells of this place that brought it to him. The smell of
old, hot metal. Leather. Stone. Musty wood.
Smell, he knew, was one of the most fundamental senses, and could
trigger all sorts memories.
These memories were those he could live with. He had, after all,
lived with them so far, and they brought him a sort of comfort,
regardless of their fearsome oddity. He, of course, could not
share them with anyone, not even Bags or Grizelda. He knew he was
already looked upon as a madman at times, to let them know what he
remembered from his time at M. Fletcher would have been to admit the
madness had taken control of him.
So he lived with his memories and he buried them away where they
wouldn't cause any concern from those around him. Sometimes they
leaked out, as with the refrigerator or the boom apples.
Sometimes they would cause words to come out of his mouth because the
situation would trigger a memory that gave the solution, as unorthodox
as it may be, to whatever problem had occurred. It was for this
he was known as the man who could 'fix' things.
Lucky him.
His near death experience at the hands of Corwin had brought a lot of
those buried memories boiling back. It was the memories that
caused his sadness, and he knew it. It was why he wanted to go
exploring with Harve, to get away and give himself time to bury them
all over again.
He knew now that his rushed romance was a symptom, not a cure. He
didn't want to have a wife. He wanted to find that part of himself that
was stolen or lost years ago.
He sighed. It wasn't going to be easy, but he knew he would find
a way out of this. He always did.
Pockets stood up, listened to his knees pop and crack. He looked
around the shop, dusted his knees and hands off and said "Well, let's
go see what we can fix this time around."
Harve had brought fifteen young men into the pub. He had also
brought about thirty older men as well. He looked at Bags,
shrugged and said, "They wanted to help. It is, after all, their
kingdom too."
Bags recognized Briggs, his advisor, among the older men. He had
dismissed Briggs and given him the task of keeping the Kingdom running
on a day to day business. Bags gave instructions to only be
disturbed in the case of some cataclysmic event. Among the
younger men, he saw Jenkins, standing serene and awaiting orders.
"Briggs, what the hell are you doing here?" Bags called the old man
over. "I need younger men for this. I'm going to have folks
climbing the wall, walking along the top. It's going to be a
dangerous job, and I need folks in their top shape."
Briggs sat down across from Bags and smiled. "Your Majesty, it
has always been the old men that have sent the young men to do the
dangerous work. The mistake that has been made over, and over, is
that the young men have seen no, or at best, very little battle.
The old men here with me, have. They came from other towns and
kingdoms, and each and every one was a soldier in that place." Briggs
spread his hands. "Each and every one of them... of us... left
those places because we tired of battle, tired of being looked upon as
fodder, or murderers, or worse. There are many places on this
planet we cannot go, simply because our very name, or our face, would
have us killed on the spot."
"Briggs," Bags began, "I can't ask you ..."
Briggs interrupted, "With all due respect, your Majesty, this is not a
situation where you ask us... this is a situation where we just
are. We will defend out kingdom. Your permission or
not. I'm not wanting to tell you your business, Your Majesty, but
this is a decision that has already been made."
Bags looked at his advisor and thought, and thought hard. He had
been a fighting man; he had seen his bit of battle. He knew what
it was like to have 'liberated' a place, only to never be able to enter
that place again. He thought about how he would feel in another
ten, fifteen, or twenty years.
He looked at the young men, boys, really, that Harve had brought.
His view swapped between old and young and back again. He pointed
to Jenkins, and waved him forward.
"Jenkins, I've never heard you speak. Can you?" Jenkins
nodded. "Then why are you here?"
Jenkins smiled broadly, and spoke in a voice that was light and
melodical. A bit high pitched for a young man, Bags thought. "I'm
here, Your Majesty, because, you see, Briggs is rather like my
father. He adopted me when I was but a babe. Where he goes,
I go. It's just that simple."
Bags scratched his chin and replied, "You do realize this is a
dangerous thing, yes? That walking the wall it's possible you'll
get killed or worse?"
Jenkins nodded and said "Yes, Your Majesty. I'm fully aware of
what might happen. Briggs and I have spoken about this through
the night. We agreed that I'd be on top of the wall, pointing the
location of the enemy, he'd be in front of the wall, fighting off the
ones I was pointing at."
Bags nodded. "I can understand that." He and Pockets had
done the same thing, more than once. "You'll be your dad's long
eyes, is that it?"
Jenkins nodded.
"How about the rest of you?" Bags directed toward the other young
men. "You willing to be dead or tortured for this kingdom?
Because that's what may happen. The folks on the other side of
the wall apparently don't like us very much. Why, I'm not sure,
but I don't want to just parlay with them right off the bat. I
want to see what's going on first. That means that you'll be on
top the wall, seeing what they're doing and reporting back to Harve."
The group of young men stirred restlessly. Some looked uncertain.
"Yeah, I know. It sounds easy, and it sounds scary." Bags went
on. "This is the best that will happen. You'll climb up on the
wall, space yourselves out and nothing, absolutely nothing, will
happen. The bad guys will disappear from site, deciding that we
are too big a mouthful to swallow. That's the best that can
happen. You come down off the wall and everything else goes back
to the way it was, except we'll be a bit better aware that there are
folks out that that want to hurt us."
"Now, the worst that can happen is that, while you're up on the wall,
some bad guy will see you there, shoot you down with an arrow or a
sling or something like that. You'll fall, but you won't fall on
our side, you'll fall on the other side. And you won't die,
though falling from fifty feet should kill you, but I'm talking about
the worst that can happen."
"And you'll lay there, maybe unconscious, maybe not. But
eventually the bad guys get you, and drag you away to their camp.
There they torture you to find out where the weaknesses are in our
defenses. They don't speak a word of our language, but after a
few hours, you get the idea of what they are asking."
A bit more nervous now, the young men shift positions and some talk
among themselves. The older men nodded sagely, as if they were in
complete agreement with what they had just heard.
"You, of course, don't know where our weaknesses are. You try to
tell the bad guys this, but you don't speak their language. They
don't really care. They expect you'll learn quick. So they
continue to torture you, for hours. Sometimes they take a break,
sometimes they just trade shifts."
One or two of the youngsters sneak out the back door. The rest,
not wanting to appear cowardly to their friends, stand their ground,
though on shaky ground for all that.
"Eventually, one of two things happen. One, you die. That's
the blessing. That's peace. That's the end of the pain.
Two, you are still alive when we finally break in to save you, having
defeated the bad guys. This is a given. We will defeat the
bad guys. How do I know this? Because it is the only option
I have."
"So we break in and rescue you. You're broken, but alive. We
nurse you back to health or at least as close as we can get you.
So all's okey doke now, right?"
Some of the old men chuckle at that and the younger men look over as if
to say "What's so funny, Pops".
"'Course, it's really not Okey doke, cuz see, you're still hurting,
only on the inside. There's a part of you that is really pissed
off we didn't get there sooner, a part that is guilty cuz you got
caught, and part of you is wondering if there are whispers about you
going 'round town. Your head is messed up at this point see?"
Some of the older men are nodding sagely, while some of the younger men
lean in to hear. A few more have left, and Bags makes a point to
ignore them.
"It's really ok, cuz at this point the pain is all in your head.
You'll go two ways with this. You'll either get to the point where
you'll learn to live with it... rationalize it away, maybe find someone
to settle down with and love, or you'll kill yourself from all the
snakes in your head."
Briggs raised his mug of ale that Damien had brought over. "To
friends no longer here." He toasted solemnly. The toast was
echoed from all the older men gathered there, as well as Bags.
"Now, I'm just a bit past forty. That's a good old age for
fighting men." More nods from around the tables. "Now, you kids aren't
fighters yet. I'm hoping that you never will be. But I
could use some scouts on the wall today, probably tomorrow. Any
of you still wanting to try?"
Of the fifteen that originally showed up, ten of them still
lingered. Most of them were skinny teens, with a few
exceptions. There was Jenkins and two others that seemed to be
old enough to grow a few chin hairs. Out of the 9 that were left,
half of those seemed over the age of sixteen. All of them raised
their hands and said "Yes, Your Majesty"
"I'll tell you right now, if you're younger than sixteen, you're gonna
stay on the ground." There were some grumbles by the obviously
youngest. "But that doesn't mean you're going to be out of the
count. The way I figure it is this; these are just the beginning
of the bad guys that are out there. I figure it was the trade
wagon coming back that attracted them, and where there's one snake,
you're gonna attract a bunch more. I'm afraid we might have to
start up a militia, a kinda part time army to help defend us in case
this stuff happens again."
Briggs said "Bags, I'll tell you what. I've never heard a general
or a king ever say truer words than that. Most just want to see
what sort of bodies they can throw at their enemies. That's why
most of us left our kings, really. I think all us old farts would
agree that if you're as true as you seem to be, you have your army." He
looked around at the other oldsters, who nodded, huzzahed and gave
general agreement. "A bit old, but still an army."
Bags looked over at Damien, who was polishing a glass and asked, "Say,
Damien! Is there a place where we can talk without taking up all
your serving room?"
Damien put down the mug and nodded. "Bags, we have an old meeting
room upstairs that should be perfect. I was wondering if you were
ever gonna ask, because if you didn't I was going to suggest it.
You holding court here every day was starting to drive my regular
customers away."
"Upstairs? This place has an upstairs?" Bags got up, walked over
to the bar and saw the stairs, rather hidden in a back corner, leading
upwards. "Well, I'll be damned." To Briggs he said,
"Briggs, let's take this party upstairs."
Briggs gathered everyone attending and started herding them up.
When he and Jenkins came near Bags, Bags stopped them till everyone
else had gone up.
"Briggs... Is Briggs your real name?" Bags asked in a hushed
voice.
The old man smiled, shyly. He looked up the stairs to see if
everyone had gone ahead and out of earshot. "No. It's
really not. My given name is Joseph. Briggs is a nickname
that just sorta stuck."
"It's short for Brigadier, isn't it? As in General."
Briggs nodded and said "Yes. I was one of those bastards that
used to send kids out to be killed. Took me a while, but I got
sick of it. Very sick of it. Especially after I found
Jenkins here." He tousled Jenkins' shaggy mane of hair.
Bags nodded, was quiet for a minute, then continued. "Jenkins,
you go up ahead, find a spot and wait. We'll be right up."
Bags watched as Jenkins went up the stairs and gave a good long five
count to make sure the boy was out of hearing. "Jenkins isn't
your son, is he?"
Briggs' face went a bit cold. "Why do you ask?"
"I was just wondering, Briggs. Not a big deal." Bags shrugged his
shoulders to pass it off. "I was just kinda wondering why it was
that you'd be passing off your daughter as a boy, is all."
Briggs puffed his cheeks out a bit and said, "She not my daughter,
Bags. She's my grand-daughter. The daughter of my son, who
was one of the kids I sent out to die."
"Ah." said Bags. "She's pretty sharp, I would imagine."
Briggs nodded. "Won't find many sharper. But she's called a he,
Bags. I don't let on she's a girl because... well, the only place
for girls now a days is either behind bar, on their back, or in a
nunnery. She ... HE doesn't want either of those choices, and I
don't either."
Bags nodded. "Yeah. I reckon now a days that's pretty much
true. Specially here. Okay. I won't let slip, and
I'll treat her ... HIM... just like I would any other boy."
Briggs started to say his thanks; Bags stopped him, "Don't thank me,
Briggs. Suddenly I find myself in the position of one of those
old bastards, just like you used to be. I just wanted you to know
that I knew."
Briggs nodded and said "I appreciate it, Bags. All Jenkins wants
is the chance to prove himself. And just between you and me, I
suspect you couldn't possibly be half the bastard I was. You'll
figure a way out of this, and probably without losing a single life."
"I hope you're right, Briggs. Fortunately, I have a secret
weapon... if he ever shows up."
"Who? That Pockets character? I heard he joined some other
kingdom."
"That's my secret. He only thinks he joined some other
kingdom. I suspect, just like you and Jenkins, that family is
much thicker than... than..." he fell at a loss of words.
Grizelda's voice came at him from across the bar. "Thicker than
water, sweeter than wine, more powerful than the very air we breathe."
She came over and kissed Bags. "He's going to be all right,
dear. He just needs to sort things out in his head a bit.
He more than admitted to me that this wedding idea was just a terrible
mistake."
"Whew! That's a relief. For a moment there, I was afraid I'd have
to knock some sense into him. Literally."
Briggs had a quizzical expression on his face.
"Pockets is family, Briggs." Grizelda explained. "Regardless of him
being a bit odd, regardless of all the trouble he might cause, he's
still family. He knows it, though sometimes he might
forget." She looked at Bags. "He's at the old blacksmith's
shop. I figured you wouldn't mind if I gave it to him for a
welcome home present."
"Was that before or after you killed him?" Bags asked.
"Oh, I didn't kill him, silly!" Grizelda batted her eyes.
"I just let him know in no uncertain terms that he was never to do
something this stupid without talking it over with us first. Or
else then I would kill him... or he would wish I had."
Bags looked at Briggs and said "And she'd do it, too." To
Grizelda he asked, "So, is he still at the blacksmith's?"
Grizelda said "Yeah. I decided to give him a little time to himself, so
he could wander and play. The poor boy has not even seen hardly
any of this place since he got here. Besides the few hours he
spent on the Midway, he was pretty much unconscious for most of it, or
gone to that Bangalala land."
"You left Pockets alone. In a blacksmith's shop?" Bags
asked.
"Yep. He won't cause any trouble, dear. I'm sure of
it." She paused. "I'm pretty sure of it, anyway. I told him
not to be long."
Bags put both of his hands on Grizelda's shoulders and said "Alone.
Blacksmith's shop. Pockets. Who knows what will happen?"
Grizelda raised one hand to her mouth, pursed her lips and said with a
small smile, "Oops."
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"Hey."
A voice came from somewhere behind him. Pockets turned, startled,
because he didn't expect to find anyone else in the blacksmith's.. in
his shop. He wasn't disappointed. He saw no one at
all. He turned back to the forge where he was smelting a bit of
copper and tin together. He shrugged the voice off as just the
wind, on this windless day.
"Hey."
This time he didn't turn around, but he did stiffen a bit. "As if
I didn't think I was already crazy", he said. He let his
eyes shift around to see if he could catch even a shadow of who ever
was calling out to him. No shadow appeared.
Slowly he went back to his forging. Moving carefully, he gently
poked the tiny bright red ingots, who replied with showers of sparks
and hisses.
"Pockets." This time he whirled around, and caught, he thought,
just the barest glimpse of black and white, fading into... nothing.
He walked over to the wall opposite where the forge stood. Back
against the wall, the heels of his hands rubbing his eyes, he slid down
until he was sitting on the ground. At first he made small sounds
like short bursts of noise, then cascading to gentle chuckles, and
running down rapids to laughter out loud. Tears rolled down his
cheeks and the laughter turned to sobs that faded to soul wracking
sighs.
"Now, now, chum. It's not all that bad, is it?"
"Go away!" Pockets cried. "You're just in my head!"
"Ah, my love. And all this time I thought I was in your
heart." A soft hand, white and feminine stroked the top of his
bald head. Gently he reached up and touched the hand and pulled
it down to his left cheek.
"You are just a figment, just a pigment." he said between deep breaths
of sadness. "I have created you, just as I create every thing
else."
The hand became an arm, clothed in white as snow white, and it followed
up to a shoulder, which was draped in black as coal black. A
foot, wearing black slippers that curled up sharply at the belled toes,
became calves and leg and hip, wearing white. A figure, softly
feminine, knelt down beside him.
Bright blondish hair, near white, encircled her head like a halo.
Untamed and untamable, it spread out like a nebula, only barely held
back with a black and white checkered bandana. Her face; eyes, a
bright sorrowed blue, above angular cheeks, sloping down to a chin
sharpened in gentleness below warm bowed lips that smiled and shone
teeth that were white and perfect.
She was dressed as a harlequin, white and black, day and night.
And she knelt by him, gently stroking his cheek, cooing words, soft and
gentle.
"No, my dearest friend, you didn't create me. I am as I am, and I
was before you were. I am here because you called me, because you
had a need for me. No one else did, no one else could. Only you,
dear Pockets. You are not mad, nor crazy, nor even
imagining. I am as real as any thing in your world can be real,
and I exist because I had to."
Pockets turned his reddened eyes to look at the woman. Boyish in
shape, but still feminine in form, he shook his head and said "I'm
sorry, ma'am. I'm afraid I didn't catch your name." and he
laughed, sadly.
The woman rose, and as she walked toward the forge she said "Why, you
must pick the name out for me. Of course, I have a name, but I
suspect that the name I have is simply not good enough in this
circumstance. YOU must pick one out for me that means something
to you."
Pockets, still sitting against the wall, scrubbed his face with his
hands until it was tingling from the blood flow. "Wait, wait, and
wait." he said. "Who are you? If you aren't a figment of my
imagination, where did you come from? How do you know me?"
He stood up and squinted at the black and white dressed apparition,
half expecting her to fade out again.
"As to who I am, I am who I am. Un-named as yet by you, I suppose
I shall have to settle for where I came from. Just last night,
through very tall gates, came a wandering troupe of players. I
spied you as you were led from said gate this very day, and you caught
my attention by simply being who you are. As to how I know you, I
have known of you for a very long time, Sir Pockets, master inventor
and petty thief. I knew you from long ago, and far away, and I
strove to catch even a bare murmur of your name, of your deeds."
"Sir Pockets?" mumbled Pockets. "That's a name I haven't heard
for a long time. For that matter there was only one person that
ever called me that." He stood up and crossed over to the woman,
who was leaning against the forge, facing away from him.
"Capitani?"
"Aye sir!" the woman cried with delight as she spun around and hugged a
surprised Pockets. "You have guessed a-right! It is I,
indeed. Capitani." She bowed low with a flourish, then
leapt straight into the air, did a single backward somersault and
landed flat on her feet. "It is I, indeed!"
"Capitani! Good God and Goddesses! How long has it been?",
Pockets babbled. "Nearly thirty, no... wait... no... it's been
about thirty years!" He gave her a rib cracking hug. "Last
I saw you, you were being adopted by that couple from ....Ah ha!" he
cried. "From the circus!"
"Aye, and aye again, Sir Pockets. You have found me out, is true,
it is." She backed a bit away from him, but held both of his
hands. "You were my one and only friend in the dreadful
orphanage, and oh! how I have missed you and oh! how I have never
forgot you!"
Pockets found himself falling flat on his rear, sitting in shock and
laughing. "And here I thought you were just another part of my
imagination. Capitani, my life has not turned out at all like I
thought it would."
She sat down next to him and said "I gathered from your tears that
there is a sadness in your soul that needs must leak out from time to
time. I did not mean to intrude upon you at such a time, but it
seemed that you needed me far more than I needed to be hidden."
"I will admit, it was a bit of a shock to see you here. And what
sort of costume is that you are wearing?" Pockets asked, touching her
right arm, which was white opposed to her black left.
"You are looking at a Master Harlequin, a clown, a fancy. I
dance, I sing, I juggle. I bring laughter where none exists and
wonders where the ordinary lives." She slapped at his hand,
saying "Silly. I told you, I'm traveling with a troupe of
players. We were here for just one night before moving to a
village down near a river, just over the mountains."
"And what is it," she continued, "that brings you here? And Bags,
of course. Where would Pockets be without Bags, and where would
Bags be without Pockets? And what of Grizelda? Where does
she fit in? Is she yours? Is she Bags? Is she her own
self? You must tell me all, as I suspect that where you are,
there is indeed great adventure!
Pockets and Capitani sat in the shop and talked for hours. He
told her about his and Bags' adventures, the near misses, near death in
some places, clean getaways in other. He told her about his
infatuations, his not quite loves, his disappointments, his
pains. Pockets poured out his soul, telling her of the visions,
the hopes, the dreams that lay shattered after the Mad Wizard. He
told her of feeling as if his mind was slipping away from him, and how
he ended up engaged to a handmaiden of the Caliph.
He spoke about Bags and Grizelda, how they met, how she saved Bags'
life, how she saved his life. He told her about how they traveled from
town to town, Bags being the natural leader, Grizelda being the
organizer and voice of reason, and he being... well.. that was the
question, wasn't it? He admitted to not knowing what his role was
anymore. He explained with Bags being King and Grizelda not only
being Queen, but pregnant as well, he was feeling rather lost.
"And of course," he continued, "this last bit, where I almost died sort
of cinched the thing. I realized that there was so much I was
missing, hitching my wagon to Bags and Griz all the time. I
wanted to find my own... space, I guess. And that, my dear
Capitani, is pretty much where I am now, when you found me scared out
of my wits, looking for a diversion from my insanity."
Capitani, sitting along side Pockets had listened with her heart as
well as her ears. She nodded when it was right, cooed sympathy
when she felt sorry for the losses, shed tears for the pain she knew
her old friend had gone through. Even so, she was smiling at him,
breathing slowly, carefully, trying to capture each and every moment in
a bubble in her memory.
Pockets shook himself out of a reverie, smiled back at her and said
"Enough about me! I am, without a doubt, the least interesting
person here. Tell me about you." He poked her rib right in the
tickle spot he knew remembered from long ago and was rewarded with a
proper squirm and a slap on the hand.
"Stop it, Pockets. You know how ticklish I am." Her face
puckered up, and her blue eyes looked far away for a moment.
"Tell you about me, huh." So she did.
She talked about her adoption into a circus family. What it was
like to be trained as a juggler, a pickpocket, a scam artist. She
admitted she didn't like the life of dishonesty and lies, but it was
far better than the orphanage and it was a doorway out into the world.
The family wasn't the nicest people, she confided, and had adopted her
to replace a daughter that had left unannounced for parts unknown. The
father drank too much, too much of the time, and often beat his
children to demonstrate his control over them. He was not the
best of fathers, and she was glad when she could finally walk away from
him. It had been years since they spoke, and she suspected that
they would never speak again.
The mother was almost non-existent, mousey, easily controlled by the
father. It wasn't until years had gone by that she and her mother had
struck up a tentative friendship. It was unlikely that familial
love would ever enter into the picture, but it was something, a
connection.
"Ah." nodded Pockets. "Any brothers? Sisters?"
There were. A brother and two sisters. The brother, Mica,
seemed to be the only salvageable one out of the bunch. Every so
often she would be in a town and find a letter there from him waiting
for her. It spoke of how he was, what he was doing now, with well
wishes to her and her family.
The two sisters, Edda and Angelina, were a different story. They were
both mean, spiteful, and tending to believe the world owed them
something. Edda worked hard to make the universe pay for her
raising. She ran confidence games, and bilked men out of their
savings through trickery or blackmail. The other, Angelina, kept
in touch with her father, siding with him in his dislike of his
adoptive daughter and gaining, in return, not his love, but his money,
which she used to bail herself out of any scrape she found
herself.
The family was wealthy by normal standards. The father, though a
drunk, was not a stupid man. He was a crafty man, using his
circus artists to rob, cheat and steal from the towns they
visited. From each performer, he took twenty percent of their
gains, and in return gave them protection and shelter. He knew a
number of powerful men through business dealings or blackmail, and was
not above calling in favors to handle any legal problems that might be
encountered. The worst that had ever happened was the circus was
'delayed pending investigation'.
She had escaped when she found a man she loved and trusted. They
met when the circus was in a small outlying village, and she was
performing a death defying stunt high on the wire. When she came
down, he approached her, gave her his name as Thom, and told her she
had more life in her than any woman he had ever known.
No one had ever told her that before, and she had no answer, glib or
otherwise. They met after her performances every night for the
week the circus was in town, and when the circus left, she stayed
behind, hidden away in the man's barn. Good riddance to bad
rubbish, she said.
She and Thom were married not long after, in a small chapel ceremony
attended by all the residence of that small village. She played
wife until the birth of her son, Bren, and then she played mother for a
while. Once Bren was old enough to travel, she and Thom started
traveling from village to village, kingdom to kingdom, doing their own
bit of performing.
Thom told stories and tinkered a bit. He was a doctor and herbologist
by trade, and worked to help villages set up hospitals or find someone
to be their own doctor when the little troupe moved on.
She was a juggler, singer, dancer and doer of daring acts. She
would leap from roof to roof, walk high wires, swallow fire, anything
entertaining, and it seemed she had a natural ability for all these
things. It was the only thing she came away with from her
adoptive family that she treasured.
Bren was now 15, and he showed his own abilities. He found
intelligence and literature an easy thing, so he would entertain with
dramatic or comedic readings, many of which he composed himself.
Both she and Thom were very proud of Bren's capabilities, and it showed
in the shiny eyes she had when she spoke of him.
"But we're tired now, Pockets." Capitani said. "Honestly, I'm
tired. I think Thom and Bren would keep on traveling forever and
a day and then a bit longer. But me? I'm not as strong as I
used to be. I find myself making more mistakes, and for a wire
walker, a bad mistake ends up in a funeral." She looked at
Pockets, straight in his eyes, took his hands in hers and said "I'm
looking for a home, Pockets. I'm looking for a place to settle."
Pockets took Capitani's gentle gaze and said "I know what you're not
telling me, Capitani."
"Good! Then we shall not mention it again, shall we?" She
bounced up from the ground, spun around with her arms out from her
sides like a ballerina. She looked like a black and white
checkered top, twirling and twirling. "This place feels perfect
for you, my friend! All the toys your overactive mind could
use!" She stopped and dropped to lean on the forge, bounce away,
rubbing her monochromatic rear-end. "OW! That's hot!"
The sight of her pulled Pockets from his melancholy, and he too rose,
laughing. "Why yes, Capi. Yes, it is."
He went over to where she stood with her pouty face and said, "Let's go
introduce you to Grizelda." He linked his arm in hers, gently
pulled her out the door and down the road toward town. He walked
slowly, just so he could make the time last. "They're probably in the
Pub. Bags will be surprised to see you, if, that is, he remembers
you. He was pretty caught up in keeping me from being killed way
back then."
Capitani pulled on Pockets arm, stopping him. "Pockets, my
friend, as much as I would like to, I cannot go into the pub with
you. I am sorry."
Pockets was quiet a moment and then asked, "Is it your faith, Capi?"
Capitani laughed musically and said "Goodness no! In my younger days I
would have drunk both you and Bags under the table." She shook
her head negatively, "No, Pockets. It's my health, that thing we
will not talk about."
"I can't tolerate noises that are very loud and I cannot abide
smoke. It came from my years as a performer with the circus, you
see. I contracted an illness that drains my strength terribly. I didn't
even know it existed for years and years. I thought I was just
tired. My lungs have been damaged and I can only perform for a
short while. Even that little bit I did back at your shop just about
did me in."
"Oh my." said Pockets, quietly. A long moment passed before he
asked "Do you and your family have a place to stay yet?"
"No, though we are looking. We just got here last night,
performed a bit, and slept in a barn. We were in town, looking to
make some contacts when I saw you. Thom and Bren are still there,
waiting for me. I told them to do their best without me."
"I explained to Thom who you are, and though he was a bit confused, he
let me go. He's heard stories about you for a very long time, and
were he any other man, he might have become jealous, but he's secure
enough not to be. He's a very, very good man, Pockets."
"I would say he better be," Pockets said quietly. "He's got a
very, very good woman."
Capitani blushed, curtsied, and said "Now, let's not have any more talk
like that, young man. You and I are just old friends and that's
the way it will always be." She kissed him on his cheek, pulling
a blush from Pockets himself.
The two continued on their way, each in their own world. They
talked about small things. Weather, birds they saw, cloud shapes.
"Umm." Pockets said as they entered the town proper. "How bout
this? There is, off that direction," he pointed toward a large
structure in the distance, "a large house called the Mansion.
It's actually the royal home for the King and Queen. When we get
you back to your family, take Thom and Bren and go there. You'll
find a staff probably guarding the place, but tell them you are my
guest. If they give you any trouble, have them send a messenger
to the Pub."
"Once there, you are to make yourselves at home. You'll find
everything there you might want, including a garden out back. I
remember how much you liked gardens."
"Do you think it will be all right with Grizelda? She doesn't
even know me." Capitani asked, concerned.
Pockets just laughed. "Capitani. If she has put up with me for
all these years, I'm very, very sure she will find you an absolute
delight. Keep in mind, though, she's been with Bags and me, so
she might be not exactly a lady at all times."
This time it was Capitani's turn to laugh. "Pockets, my friend.
It has been a very long time since we last saw each other." She
cocked one blonde eyebrow. "I can pretty much promise you that
there are times when I am by no means a lady either."
Laughing, the pair continued into town, now more easily companions,
re-establishing the parameters of their friendship from long ago and
each becoming comfortable with them.
They caught up with Thom and Bren in the Midway. Bren was trying
the claw machine, which Pockets took great detail in telling them was
where his adventure here all started, less than a month ago. Bren
stood in the awe of a fifteen year old, listening to the tale of
kidnapping, mystery, death and deception.
Thom, a burly man, strong of arm, gentle of face, and easy of smile,
shook Pockets' hand and did the "I've heard so much about you."
greeting. Pockets shook the hand back, strong of grip and told
Thom how lucky a man he was to have won the hand of Capitani.
Both men developed an instant like for each other, and Capitani was
relieved that it was so. Pockets could see her shoulders relax
from the tension of the anticipated meeting, and a bit of pride rose
from his heart with the knowledge that he was a bigger man than he had
expected. His love for Capitani was indeed platonic, but even so,
he wasn't sure how he would react meeting her husband. The sight
of the smile on her face and the shine in her eyes was all the reward
he needed. He felt his world shift just a bit, from negative to
positive.
Thom put his arm around Capitani and asked "You all right,
honey?" The effects on the day were showing on her face as little
lines of stress were appearing. She ran a hand, shaking just a
hardly noticeable bit, over her forehead and nodded. "Yes, my
love. I'm just a bit tired, but not too terrible. I will
need to rest, and soon, though." She pointed this at Pockets.
Pockets nodded and announced, "Change of plans! Rather than you
three showing up at the Mansion by yourselves, I'll take you there, get
you settled in, and then go back to the War council at the pub.
Come along, I know the short cuts!" Off he went, stopping briefly
to see if the trio was following him.
Thom looked at Capitani as they followed their guide.
"Mansion? War council? At the Pub? Capi, what have
you gotten us into this time?"
Capitani place one quivering hand against her husband’s lips.
"Hush honey, honey hush. I'll explain it to you while we
travel. Do let me lean a bit more against you and pull me closer,
won't you dear? I did not want Pockets to be overly concerned
with me, so I did not let him know how truly worn I am. It's enough he
knows I'm ill."
Thom raised an eyebrow at this. "Pockets knows you're ill? Is that
wise, love?"
Capitani gave a small bark of laughter. "Darling Thom, Chester
Pockets is one of those rare people that I would trust my very life
with. Granted, I don't know if I would trust him with the lives
of many other folks, but with mine and the lives of the ones I love, I
suspect he would walk through the burning fires of hell itself."
She looked up at her husband. "You like him, don't you?"
"Yes I do." Thom said. "There's just something ... odd about him.
I can't help but like him. He's a bit like you were... are.
Full of life. Maybe a bit rougher, maybe a bit sadder. But
certainly full of life."
Capitani patted her husband’s broad chest. "Thank you, honey. I
needed to hear that. He is sadder than when I first knew him. He
is that." She leaned in while they walked and nuzzled Thom's chest like
a kitten. When she straightened back up, she turned to
Bren. "What about you sprout? What do you think of my friend
Pockets?"
Bren was busy looking at everything around with the curiosity of a
young man. "I think he's just fine, mom. Do you think he
really did all those things he said he did? What do you think he
means by War council? Is there going to be a war?"
She reached over and tousled the top of Bren’s shaggy brown hair, which
caused him to do the 'Aw, Mom' look he had perfected over the
years.
"I believe", she said, "every single thing that Pockets told you,
honey. Way back when I first met him, back when I was younger
than you, he was already getting into so much trouble it was amazing
how he got out of it alive. It makes sense to me that when he got
older, well, the adventures he would get into would somehow be bigger,
and the escapes would be bigger, too. And if we did walk into
this kingdom at the beginning of a war, I rather expect that, between
Pockets and his friends Bags and Grizelda, it will all turn out all
right."
She looked at both her men, the most important people in her
life. She smiled with all her heart when she said "I want you two
to understand something. You two are my breath, my
heartbeats. You two have given me life in ways I could never,
ever, ever, ever explain. I love you with all my heart."
"But Pockets? He saved my life long ago, raised me up to the
point where I could live, so that I could eventually meet you, Thom,
and bear you, Bren. He's my friend, and I love him, too.
Different than you two, but just as strong in some ways." She
looked up ahead where Pockets was jigging along and singing off tune,
far happier than when she saw him in the blacksmith's. Capitani
laughed and Thom chuckled.
"Is he mad, Capi?" Tom asked, smiling and not in an unkind way..
"He's certainly odd enough."
"Yes, my love. He's odd, magical, and incredibly mad in his own
specialness."
She smiled. "Perhaps, in a very small way, I get to repay the
debt, and maybe this time I'll save his life."
"Well, where the hell is he?" Bags was very irritated, pacing
back and forth. "And what do you mean the merchants are
gone?"
Harve had just come back from checking the two places he was sure he
would find Pockets. He had run to the blacksmith's and not
finding Pockets there, he ran to the gate, where the merchants of
Bangala were supposed to be encamped.
"I'm sorry Bags, but he wasn't anywhere to be found. The Gateman
said the merchants were standing around talking one moment, and the
next they were gone. When I searched, I found a hole dug under
the gate. I guess they dug it while nobody was paying attention
and just sort of... slipped away. We filled in the hole, and I
posted two of the bigger boys there to watch it."
"Great! That's just great." Bags stumped around for a bit,
glaring at Harve, knowing it wasn't his fault all this was happening,
but wanting a target to vent his frustration on. Grizelda sat
quietly, trying hard not to interject. She knew that when Bags
was like this, the best thing to do was to let him blow and go till the
steam was all out of his sails. That, however, could take quite a
while.
"You don't suppose he was kidnapped, do you?" Bags asked. "I mean
again." No answer was forthcoming. "Do you think he could
have run away with those merchants? Back to Bangala." He
asked this directly of Grizelda rather than at the floor, walls or
ceiling.
She cleared her throat and said "No, Bags. I don't think he ran
off with the merchants. I left him at the blacksmiths and I was
pretty clear about what he was going to do. He's still here, he's
just not where we think he is."
Briggs came up to Bags and offered that he and the other old men go
looking for him. "It's possible that he just got lost, Bags. He
really doesn't know his way around, you know."
"If there's one thing Pockets doesn't get is lost." Bags said.
"He may be confused, he may be sometimes unsure, but he never gets
lost. In the middle of a blinding sandstorm, he can cover the
last 20 miles we walked. If he went from the front gate to the
blacksmith's, he can find his way here."
"So, he's either dead, which I doubt, or he's found something shiny and
followed it." He took a seat at the head of the meeting
table. "So we wait. And while we wait, the enemy is outside
our wall."
He looked at Harve and said "Any news from the wall?"
Harve shook his head and said "No, sir. Nothing has changed since
they set up camp outside the gates. We estimate they are just
outside of bow range."
The first report, over 3 hours ago, had the bandits simply riding
around the wall, stopping every so often to check the spot where the
wall met the sand. The second report had them putting up camp just
outside the gate, a spot from where they had, apparently, not moved.
Bags looked over at the old men, who he dubbed the Gray Brigade, and
asked, "What do you think, boys?"
Briggs, who had been chosen as the leader of the Grays, said "Most
desert folks don't attack at night. They may plan, plot, skulk,
and do a dirty deed now and again under the light of the moon, but they
don't attack."
Bags drummed his fingers on the table, looking towards the staircase
for Pockets. "Do we have any plans to take the attack to
them? Or are we just going to wait them out?"
Briggs stroked his wispy beard and said, "That is an option, but I
suspect it's not the best option. With an army that large, they
more than likely have a supply line back to their base, where ever that
may be." He looked over at the rest of the Gray Brigade.
They all nodded, some voicing their agreement. "We think that
tomorrow, we should see if they want to parlay, hear their terms, if
there are any, under a flag of truce."
Bags asked, "You think they'll honor a flag of truce?"
Briggs answered, "We suspect these are not your typical bandits,
Bags. For one thing, there's about two hundred of them. For
another thing, they are incredibly well organized. They are more
like an army than a group of bandits. We've seen their sentries,
and the tactics of riding round the wall... that's typical army,
looking for a weakness in our structure."
"That's because they aren't bandits. They're the Army of
Bangala." Pockets voice came from the stairs, and he stood at the top
of them. "Well, now." He said, looking at the faces gathered
around the table. "Ain't this a serious bunch"
"Where have you been?" Bags demanded. Grizelda crossed over to
Pockets, took him by the elbow and led him to the other side of the
table, away from Bags.
"You were supposed to be here hours ago." she hissed.
"Look, guys, I know this seems really serious. Barbarians at the
gate and all. It's really not, though. They only want one
thing."
"And I suppose you know what that one thing is?" Bags demanded.
"You sure have become the demanding sort since you became king,
Bags." He looked at Grizelda and asked, "Has he been this way
since I left?"
Not smiling, Grizelda said "What's the one thing, Pockets?"
Pockets, turned placed both hands on the table, and said "Me.
They want me."
Bags exploded. "You! What did you do now, you half pint
bottle of sour mash? Who did you piss off this time." He
huffed and puffed and said "I've half a mind to toss you to them, if it
will get them off our backs. All this time we've been thinking it
was a war party, and you're telling me that all they want is you?"
"Yeah, it's good to see you too, Bags." Pockets said.
"Look. The Caliph wasn't too keen on me and Harve being there in
the first place, was he, Harve?"
Harve agreed. "He didn't act very hospitable. It took us three
days to explain what we wanted, and we were still under constant
guard. Well... I was. I think he thought Pockets was some
sort of mad man or jester or something."
"Yeah, thanks, Harve." Pockets said with a crooked smile. "The
thing is, until I swore my service to him, he thought I was a joke, and
he thought Harve was the real power. He thought I was just the
translator." He grabbed a mug from the table and drained it.
"And then?" Bags prompted.
"And then, when I proposed to Vive, which, by the way, was a really
stupid thing to do, he realized that we, Harve and me, were nothing
more than errand boys. He realized that neither one of us had
much power at all. So he agreed. No skin off his
nose. But he had a plan, see." He grabbed someone else's
mug and drained it dry.
"And that was?" Bags prompted again.
"He'd let me and Harve come back with some of Bangala's stuff, so that
it would appear legit." Pockets turned to Harve. "Did you
tell them about being attacked on the desert?"
"Yeah, he told us.." Bags interrupted. "Pockets, skip to the end will
you? Why do they want you?"
"Oh," said Pockets, "that's easy. No way in the seven rings of hell
would he let me marry one of his handmaidens. If I hadn't of been
so stupid, I would have figured that out. So these guys are here to
make sure I don't make it back to Bangala... at least not alive."
Bags was drumming his fingers slowly on the table. "They sent two
hundred men to kill you? Come on, Pockets. I mean, folks
have wanted to kill you before; heck I've thought about it a time or
two, but two hundred men?"
"Okay, so maybe I was only telling part of the story." Pockets said,
shrugging. "Damien!" he roared down the staircase, "We're getting
awfully dry up here!" Looking at Bags face, he hurried on.
"Okay, so we were attacked in the desert, right?" Bags
nodded. "That was just a test, see, to see how good we were at
fighting. That was where I did something smart and stupid at the
same time. Using my boom apples, we beat the bad guys, but I also
let them know that we had stuff that they did not."
He looked over at Harve. "I can't believe you didn't recognize
some of the bandits. Remember that big guy in the tent with the
big knife? He was one of the ones that got away. I figure he rode back
to Bangala, told the Caliph what had happened, and the Caliph sent an
army, who he already had together to follow us here."
"So..." Bags began, "If I get what you are telling me, the Caliph wants
your little horse apple trick? And you?"
"Bags, I suspect that he wants more than that. These folks live
in the desert. They have very set rules and restrictions they
live by to survive out there. They have one incredible religion
that does not like outsiders at all. I suspect that what they are
doing here is one: ruining my honeymoon, but big surprise, I ain't
going back there anyway, and two: wanting to kill us all and take the
kingdom for themselves. We have a pretty nice set up you
know. Safe from sandstorms, high walls that protect us from bad
guys and one other thing, which is something they really want."
"Other than you?" Bags asked.
"Water, Bags." Pockets crossed over to the stairwell, was about
to yell down again, when a serving girl showed up. He took the
mugs and brought them back to the table. "She was kinda cute." he
said to Grizelda. "What's her name?"
"Pockets..." Bags took a deep breath and said, "Okay. They are here to
kill you, kill me and Griz, everyone, move in and take over the
kingdom. Is there any good news?"
"Griz, see if you can get her name for me, okay?" Pockets turned back
to Bags. "Sure there's good news. These guys are wimps.
Sure they have big swords. Sure they will fight to the
death. Sure they smell bad, but hey, they live in the
desert. But we have one thing that they don't have."
"And what would that be, Pockets?" Bags asked.
"Yes." Pockets answered.
"What yes?" Bags asked, confused.
"That's what we have. The secret weapon." Pockets answered.
Grizelda said "Pockets, we don't know what the secret weapon is."
It was Pockets' turn to look confused. "But he just said..." A
light came on. To Bags he said "OH! You were asking me what it
would be, Pockets, right?"
Slowly, through clenched teeth, patience being a tough virtue, Bags
said "Yesssss. Please, Pockets. What is the one thing we
have that they don't have?"
Pockets took a long swallow of his ale, and smiling largely, looked
around the room at Bags, Harve, The Gray Brigade and Grizelda.
"Why me, of course."
Briggs looked at Pockets and said "That is a mighty large brag, sir"
Pockets just smiled and replied "Oh, it's no brag. See, the guys
that survived the raiding party ran back and told the Caliph about my
little horse apples." He looked over at Harve and asked "You did
tell these guys about them, didn't you"
Harve, caught off guard, stuttered "Well, yeah, Pockets. I just
had to."
Pockets said "It's ok, Harve. Once something has been invented,
it can't be uninvented." He turned back to Briggs. "I'm
sure part of why we haven't been attacked yet is because they don't
know how many of those things we have. That gives us a bit of
time. Maybe a day or so."
"And how many of them do we have?" Briggs asked.
"Oh, not as many as they might think, and that's part of our
advantage. They also don't know how many of us there are that can
fight." He scanned the Gray Brigade. "You folks are oldsters,
from many lands, from many wars, yes?"
The Brigaders looked among themselves and nodded, some voicing "Aye",
or "Yes".
Pockets nodded. "So here, in you ... what?" he counted quickly,
"Fifteen, we probably have something like nearly six hundred years of
experience. Granted, some of you may have pretty terrible
soldiers, or some of you may have been cowards."
This brought a few loud grumbles and a few shouts, but Pockets
continued loudly over it, "But I don't think so, otherwise you wouldn't
be here at all." This placated the Brigaders a bit, though some still
stared at him with angry eyes.
Bags said "Pockets, I think you'd do better if you just got to the
point. You aren't making many friends."
Pockets registered the faces staring at him and said "Um. Okay.
The point is there are about two hundred soldiers out there, all with
really sharp blades. The point is that I will absolutely refuse
to use any of my little booms to kill any of them."
This brought a roar from the Gray Brigade and a shouted "What?
Why not?" from Bags.
Pockets turned to Bags and said "Because," he said, loudly, "I do not
want to be remembered as the person that created something that kills",
and he emphasized the word, "people at a distance. The very idea
that we now have the ability to kill people at a distance just turns my
stomach." He turned to Grizelda. "You can understand that,
can't you, Griz? It's just something that I will not do."
Grizelda started to speak but Bags interrupted her, "But you said that
things that are invented cannot be uninvented. So what's the
difference?"
"The difference, Bags," Pockets explained, "is that I won't be the one
responsible. I have already shoved the ingredients for them far, far
away in my head where even I can't find them, so don't ask me to create
any more, cuz I just won't" He crossed his arms and stopped
talking because there erupted an immediate outcry from all the soldiers
at the table.
Bags and Briggs and the other Brigaders shouted and pounded and
demanded that Pockets give up the formula. He was accused of being a
traitor, he was accused of not loving his kingdom, and Pockets just sat
on his chair, silent, humming to himself and rocking gently.
It was Grizelda that came to his rescue. "Stop it! Listen to all of
you!" She stood next to Pockets and glared at the men assembled. "If
Pockets doesn't want to give up the formula for his...", she turned to
him, but he was somewhere else, and couldn't be reached, "... little
toys, he won't. I've been around him long enough to know he
just... simply... won't."
She turned to Bags. "YOU should be ashamed of yourself."
She glared at Bags with fierce intensity. "How many times has he come
up with some screwball plan and saved our lives? How many times?""
Bags met her glare for glare for a long moment. Then he dropped
his gaze and murmured "Too many to count, Griz."
"How many?" She demanded again.
Bags raised his eyes and said clearly, "Too many to count, Griz.
But he's come in here with an answer..."
"But it's not his answer! His.." she reached for the word.
"Booms... that would be YOUR answer." She shouted out. "Your old
warrior answer. Kill the person you recognize as your
enemy. And you want Pockets, who has never hurt a single person
in his whole life to give you the answer to kill them without even
looking them in the eye? Without giving them a chance to sit down
and discuss what has made them your enemy? What do you think that
would do to him?"
Bags had no answer.
Grizelda continued. "And what about Harve?" The young man
looked startled to hear his name. "Do you want this to be the
example you set for him? You who always said that there isn't
such a thing as an enemy, just someone who thinks they want what you
have?"
"But Griz," Harve protested, "they want to kill US!"
"We don't know that." She shot back. "We just assume they want to
because they have a lot of men with swords outside our gates. We
haven't even tried to talk to them yet!"
She turned toward the Gray Brigade. "Look you. This man is someone you
don't know. But I do. He does." and she jerked a thumb toward
Bags. "This man is not a traitor, and he hasn't been here long enough
to know if he loves it or not. And you are not helping his
opinion any!"
The Brigaders shuffled their feet, scooted their chairs uncomfortably.
"I do know this." she continued in a voice to be reckoned with.
"He loves Bags, and he loves me, and he'd give his life to keep us from
harm. If he says he isn't going to use his toys to help you kill,
he's not going to, and all the rings of hell won't make him."
She turned to look at Pockets, his eyes far away, and crouched down on
her knees to face him. "What I hope it means is that he has
another idea, percolating away in his little brain. That's true,
isn't it?" she asked of him. "You do have another idea,
right Pockets?"
Pockets stopped humming, smiled at Grizelda and said "Hi, Griz!
Did I miss anything?"
Bags said "Oh, just end of the world, two hundred trained warriors
wanting to kill us all, and Grizelda tryin to convince us that you have
another idea 'bout how to beat the bad guys."
"Oh, that." Pockets said. "Well, I'm working on something dealing
with hydraulic pressure, but I'm not sure I can pull it off.
Look, I'm sorry I'm not going to turn over the booms to you, really I
am. There are some other tactics we can use. And that's
where you guys", he pointed to the Gray Brigade, "come in."
"Bags, you've saved my bacon more than once because you're a
survivor. You guys are all survivors too, else you wouldn't be
here. Like I said, you have over six hundred years of experience
between you. While I'm working on this idea I have, I need you to
keep the bad guys busy." He turned back to Grizelda. "Griz,
you're pregnant, so there's gonna be a limit to what you can do.
I do know this, though." He smiled broadly. "You may have
the best secret weapon of all of us."
He let the pause grow and then turned to Harve. "Harve?
Didn't the merchants mention that they'd really like to visit the
Cathouse?"
Grizelda said "It's a social club now, Pockets."
Pockets just looked at her, unblinking. "When did this
happen? Never mind.. Okay, it's a social club. There are
still ... umm... working women there?"
Grizelda nodded, grudgingly.
"Excellent! I think, what needs to be done now is culling the
wheat from the chaff."
Grizelda shook her head furiously. "No! I absolutely forbid
it. You will not use the women that way!"
"Griz, Griz, Griz! I wouldn't never, ever put the women in
danger. No way, no how." Pockets put up his hands in
sincerity. "But I do know this, in every army, there is a certain
amount of soldiers that don't really want to be wherever they
are." He turned toward the Brigade. "Right?"
A few of the old men nodded.
"Oh, come on! How many of your old comrades, from where ever you
came from, sorta disappeared?"
Briggs spoke up, saying "Yes, it's true. In every army there are
those that become disillusioned and fade away. We call those
'deserters'." He looked around at every Gray Brigader there. "I
think it would be safe to say that each and every one of us may have
been tempted one time or another. The only thing that kept us
where we were was a sense of duty."
Slowly the other Brigaders, nodded in agreement. There was one,
the butcher in the town, who said "Yeah. Desertin' is an evil, tis
true. Don't mean I didn't think bout it. I hated killin'
kids."
This brought a round of the other Brigaders relating their own
experiences, the times they came close, but not close enough to just
quitting the whole army experience. Stupid decisions by those
above them, attacking innocents, burning villages that had nothing to
do with the conflict. All had become disillusioned eventually.
Pockets let them go till they ran down. "And yet..." he scanned
them all, one by one, "you are all here. You are no longer in the
armies of whoever you used to work for. Why is that?"
Briggs shrugged and said, "We just got tired of it all, Pockets.
Got tired of the killing, the long marches, the sitting and waiting for
something to happen. When the time to retire came up, we
did. Granted, some of us chose the time to retire, some of us
didn't."
Pockets let that pass, knowing better than to point out there was no
difference between deserting and choosing the time to retire.
"Okay. So, from the stories that Bags has told me about his time
in the military, most of the time you just sat around waiting for
something to happen, yes?"
Nods, words of agreement.
"And that gets pretty boring, yes?"
Another round of agreement.
"And if you got an opportunity to see some entertainment, how many of
you would have jumped at the chance?"
One of the Brigade, in the back, asked "In the form of a nekkid
woman? I would have jumped more than the chance!" This brought a
round of laughter. Another said "Yeah, back when you could still
jump! How long has it been, Chuck? Thirty years?" More
laughter, and some good natured kidding back and forth.
Bags let the laughter die before he asked "What's on your mind,
Pockets?"
Pockets turned to Grizelda and said "Griz, I will not put any of your
girls in harms way, okay? I promise." She nodded, but still
looked dubious. "These guys will see to it, really." A
round of agreement from the Brigaders. "I do have a serious question to
ask, though."
"Can any of them act?"
Griz stood up, puffed out her chest and said "Can they act!! How do you
think they convince all the doddering old fools they are masters in the
bedroom!! Can they act? Hmph."
Pockets grinned broadly. "I guess that answers that. No,
Griz. What I meant was, if they were given something to read,
something prepared, could they remember it and perform it? THAT
sort of acting."
"Oh, I knew what you were meaning. I'm sure they can, they've
been doing it for years. What did you have in mind?"
Griz, I'd like for you to meet some friends of mine. They just
blew into town last night and I've got them put up in the
Mansion. I think they are part one in our winning this little
war, if they can do what I think they can."
He looked over at the Gray Brigade. "How bout you guys?
Ever do any performing?" A few hands went up. "Good, that's
a start. The rest of you can do a part too. You don't need to
really act, you just need to stand there."
So it was agreed. He and Grizelda would go meet with Capitani and
her family, then they would meet with the girls. Bags remembered
Capitani as that 'skinny kid that you saved at the orphanage? The one
that ran away with the circus?'. He told Pockets to deliver his
hellos and to pass on a hug or two. He would stand behind with
the Brigade and make plans for any battle that might come along.
The Gray Brigade was rather uncertain how it would all work out, but
Bags quieted them by saying, "Look. If we can win this battle
without killing anyone, wouldn't it be worth it? Pockets may be
crazy at times, but he's never let me down, okay? Let's just see
how this pans out. If it goes south, then we'll be there to pick
up the slack."
Before he left with Grizelda, Pockets went over to Bags and whispered
to him, "I really do think you are taking this job far to
serious. What's say when this is all over, you and I find a bit
of time to just relax, play some darts, pinch some waitresses?"
Bags nodded, and stopped Pockets with a hand on his arm. "Will there be
beer?"
Pockets smiled largely and said "Darn tootin! Or... at least something
close to it. I'm gonna show Damien how to brew it. It's pretty
easy, actually. Takes a barrel and some of the hops I got from
the Caliph. I suspect it's something we can grow here, since
geographically we're pretty much the same place."
At the Mansion, Pockets introduced Grizelda to Capitani. A little
history was given, as to how Capitani and Pockets met in the
orphanage. Not much history other than that was given, because
there is some history that can't be told and have it interpreted
right. It was evident to Grizelda, that Pockets and Capitani
shared much more than simple friendship. She said as much to
Pockets when she had him alone.
"It's complicated Griz." Pockets said. "It's not love as in LOVE
as in living as man and wife. It's Love as in it was like we knew
each other the moment we saw each other, like there was a part of me
that was in a part of her and vice versa. Deeper than siblings,
lighter than sex, okay? Can I get away with saying that and have
you drop it and just accept it that way?"
Grizelda and Capitani got along famously. They became friends
right away, especially talking bout Pockets like he wasn't there, and
gardening, and performing. Grizelda listened and marveled at the
stories of being on the road. She sighed with contentment, as she
had her own stories, from long ago, when she would travel and perform
as well. It was as if they were sisters, but had never met.
"See?" Pockets said. "It's like that for me too. She's part
of the family, and she's not been here for more than a few hours.
Well... I've known her most of my life, but you recognize her too,
don't you?"
Grizelda nodded. "She's definitely family. Thom is a
perfect gentleman, and funny too. Reminds me of Bags, or like
what Bags used to be." She sighed.
"Yeah, I know." Pockets said, with an arm on her shoulder.
"That's something we're gonna fix as soon as this is over, I
promise. I'm worried bout him too. He's way too serious,
and has been since this whole thing started. Good God and
Goddesses! Has it really been less than two months ago?"
"Well, never mind." he continued. "If it goes according to plan,
he'll be right as rain and back to his normal goofy self in no time."
Pockets went off to find Bren leaving Grizelda to talk to
Capitani. "You and he are very close, aren't you?" Grizelda asked.
"Oh yes." Capitani said. "At least I hope so. I haven't
found anyone like him in the whole world. When I left the
orphanage, I wasn't sure I would ever see him again, and here he
is! It's quite an amazing thing."
"He's a bit odd, but very lovable." Grizelda was searching.
"He's odder than back in the orphanage, yes." Capitani
paused. He told me his history, Grizelda. I'm surprised
that he survived it all, at least as sane as he is. I'm glad he
had you and Bags to support him. He's really pretty delicate."
"Yeah, he's something, that's for sure." Grizelda agreed. "I
don't know if I'd call him delicate, though."
"Oh, he is." Capitani said. "You can see it in his eyes, and hear
it in his voice. There's a sadness there. I suspect it's
just waiting for the right someone to come along. Has he ever
been with anyone? Besides this latest mess, I mean?"
"There's been..." Grizelda thought about it. "No, there's not
really been anyone in his life, not the way you mean, I think."
"Ah." Capitani said. "That's sad, really."
"I suppose." Grizelda said. "I think, though, that he would not
be Pockets if he had found someone on a permanent basis. I think
anyone would have constrained him, crippled that imagination or that
magnificent brain of his, and he wouldn't be who or what he is."
"Maybe." Capitani said. "Perhaps it just takes the right person."
Grizelda looked at her with a solid gaze. "Someone like you?"
Capitani laughed. "Oh my! Perhaps years ago, before
Thom. Maybe then it might have been a lot different." She reached
over and touched Grizelda's hand. "No, Grizelda. Pockets
and I are very good friends, nothing more. There is love there,
yes. But it is a love different than that between man and wife.
It's different between even brother and sister. It's hard to
explain."
Pockets came in with Bren in tow. "Capi, I need to use Bren's
brains." He paused and laughed at himself. "Bren's brains. It's
just funny. Anyway, I need him to write a show. It
needs to have some romance, it needs to have some comedy. I need
you to help him with it."
"All right. Does this have anything to do with this 'war council' you
were talking about?" Capitani asked.
"Yep. Ten points to the lady. It possible that Bren may very well
win this war with his little writing." He sat next to Capitani
and took her hands. "You gave me the idea, telling me how proud
you were of his story telling ability."
He turned to Bren and said, "Now Bren, you're a bit young for some of
this, I think. Your mother here is going to help you with some
very grown up ideas of love and romance. Okay?" Bren nodded,
surprised that he had been asked to do this, surprised that his words
were what may win this war, surprised that an adult was giving him so
much responsibility.
"Good Lad." Pockets clapped him on the shoulder. "Capitani, we
don't need anything very bawdy. Typical story about man and woman
falling in love. Bit of safe seduction, very little, and I mean
VERY little actual contact. AND, it has to be done more in look
and feel than in word. Words will be important, but unfortunately, the
audience doesn't understand a word we say." He looked askance at
her. "Unless you speak Bangala? Maybe? By chance?"
"No, Pockets. I don't. But it's possible that Thom does. He
traveled quite a bit, back when he was just a doctor. Thom!" she
called.
Thom came down from one of the bedrooms above. "I'm sorry, honey.
I was laying down. I didn't know we had guests."
"We don't have guests, silly. This is Grizelda, and we are the guest of
hers and Bags. Bags isn't here, but she is. That's not important
right now, though. Thom, have you ever heard of a place called
Bangala?"
Thom came down and joined the other four. "Bangala.
Bangala. Hmmm. Maybe. Tent city kind of place? Run by
a big fat guy in a tall hat?"
"That's the place, Thom" said Pockets. "Can you speak the
language? Or better yet, write it?"
"Yeah, I can write a little bit of it. I spent a few months with them
long time ago. Nobody else here can read it though. What's this
about?"
Pockets outlined his idea, and as he went, Thom nodded more and
more. "Pockets, you don't need someone to read it or write
it. You need someone that can teach other people to speak the
words correctly. You need a language coach."
Pockets nodded vigorously. "Yes! That's what I need. I can do
part of it, but I'm not that good." He thought a second. "Well,
maybe I am that good, but I'm going to be busy. I need you to work with
your wife and son to write a romantic show, Thom. Think you can
do it?"
Thom smiled and said "Sure! I'll just use Capi as my model. It's
easy when you already love someone. Romance around her is like
breathing. Know what I mean?"
Pockets nodded and murmured, "Yeah, I do." Louder, he said
"Ok. You guys work on that. I don't need much, just about half an
hour's worth. Can you have it by tomorrow?"
Capitani stood and saluted. "Yes Sir, General Pockets! We
will not fail you!" She crossed over to him, hugged him strongly
and whispered in his ear, "This is something I always dreamed
about. That we would meet again, face to face."
Pockets looked in her blue eyes and smiled. "It's good to see you
too, Capi. I'm glad the winds blew us together." He cleared
his throat, looked at Thom and said, "Taint nothin' between us,
Thom. Well... nothing for you to feel threatened by."
Thom crossed over to Pockets and said "You are the great and mighty
Pockets, Pockets. I've been hearing about you for years. It's an
honor to meet you, truly it is." He wrapped his arms around the
little man. "If it hadn't have been for you, I would never have
found my Capi. There is nothing here that threatens me, and as
far as I'm concerned, you're just another part of the family." He
leveled his gaze at Pockets. "Is it okay with you?"
Pockets was caught off guard by the attention. His eyes welled
up, his throat closed, his heart overflowed. There wasn't anything he
could say. He just nodded.
Grizelda cleared her throat, and said "He's so cute when he's
speechless. Doesn't happen very often."
Pockets punched her on the arm, cleared his own throat and said "Come
on, Griz. I need to talk to you about the part your girls will
have, and I need to do it on the move." He looked back at Thom,
Capitani, and Bren. "Guys, I'll be back in the morning." He
paused. "And thanks." He went out the front door.
"He didn't want you to see him cry, you know?" Grizelda said.
"Yeah, we know." Thom said. "Go take care of him."
Grizelda nodded and left.
She caught up with him just outside. "That was very sweet, Pockets."
"Yeah, I know." He wiped his nose on his sleeve. "But whatcha gonna
do?" He headed down the path towards the Keep.
"Why are we going to the Keep?" Grizelda asked.
"We're not, Griz. We're going to the cistern. You know..
I've never gotten a good look at it, and I want to. I have a
suspicion that it will be very useful. On the way, I'm going to
explain to you what you girls are going to do."
"The cistern? What can be useful there? It's just a big old
well."
Pockets turned and looked at her with a devilish grin on his
face. "Ever thump on a drum, Griz?"
Two hundred faces turned toward the gates of Tears as they slowly
open. Four hundred eyes gazed upon a lone figure, dressed in a
silky gown of grass green, stepped out. Two hundred mouths
dropped agape when they realized how little the gown covered.
"Soldiers of Bangala," Brenda said, pushing back a stray hair
nervously. "I know you cannot understand me, but we are here to
present to you a performance by the ladies of Zelda's Social Club" She
bowed, and one breast dropped from her gown. Quickly, embarrassed, she
placed it back into its fold.
Two out of two hundred fainted dead away.
"This is the story of found love, lost love, and love regained and
eternal" A bright light lit up behind her, shining through her
gown, showing off what little the gown had hid. "The performance
tonight is called 'For the Love of Stone.' Please join me in
presenting the players." Gently, she clapped her hands together
and announces:
"Playing the part of the Girl is Jo, the darling of the Social
Club." She continued to applaud quietly as Jo, dressed in white
gauze, came out from behind the gate.
One hundred and ninety eight gasps rose from the assembled warriors.
"The part of the Boy is played by Billie. A tougher one woman you will
never find!" Billie was dressed in a very tight fitting tunic, so
that her cleavage, as meager as it might be, was accentuated, with a
little help from charcoal smudge.
A few in the audience whistled, only to be pummeled to silence by those
around them. A few did not rise again.
"The Stone in tonight's performance is to be performed by Sassy, as
hard a rock as if there ever was one." Sassy skulked forward, dressed
in dark black leather, and scowled out at the soldiers.
There rose a roar from the crowd, in appreciation and recognition of
another warrior in their midst. It quickly died when Brenda raised her
hand for silence.
"The dove will be played by relative newcomer, Capitani, who will soar
her way into your heart." Capitani, much more conservatively
dressed in her black and white harlequin, pranced proudly forward, did
a solitary handspring, and bowed deeply.
There was laughter and a bit of applause through the ranks watching.
"And I," said Brenda, "will be paying the part of the witch, as evil a
woman as you might want to meet!" She stepped forward, took her
place, and bowed, once again proving how much of a woman she was.
There was not a dry mouth in the crowd.
The women bowed, revealing many of their not so hidden attributes, and
took their places.
There was a brief stirring in the audience as the soldiers of Bangala,
angled for position. A few fist fights broke out, teeth were
lost, ribs were cracked, as the stronger strove to convince the weaker
that they did indeed have the proper ticket.
"And so," Brenda said loudly, "It begins."
Jo, doing her very best to play a chaste young girl, yearning for her
love, batted her eyes and sighed, mightily. In the enraptured
audience, the men from Bangala blushed, each and every one.
"If they keep this up, the Bangalarians will end up dying of heart
attacks." Briggs said to the other Brigaders. "Look at them
out there. They're eating this up!"
"Well," said one of the ones behind him. "Wouldn't you?"
The Gray Brigade stood just behind the gate, to guard the women and
hustle them back behind the wall, in case things should turn ugly.
Thom turned to Pockets and said "She's loving it, being on stage
again. Makes me nervous to think how close she is to those people
out there."
Pockets just nodded. He hadn't wanted to include her, but
Capitani's argument was that there needed to be a dove, because there
was one in the story. As there were only four girls, and none of
them were particularly dove-like, she was the logical choice.
Having run out of time, Pockets and Thom had to agree.
Grizelda just smiled and said, "This'll make sure you fellows keep a
close watch and keep them safe."
"I had no worries about the safety of the women." Pockets said.
"The Bangala, I suspect, have very strong ethics or morals regarding
them. Probably something on the order of 'Thou shalt not touch
unless invited' or something to that effect. I mean.. I wasn't
sure one hundred percent, but I was pretty darn near sure."
Thom turned to him and asked, "What made you so sure? I mean, I
knew, mostly. I wasn't sure that they would feel the same way
towards the women of the enemy, but still... I was pretty confident,
otherwise I wouldn't have let Capi perform. But I lived with them
for six months. You were there... what? A week? What was
your clue?"
"The society is geared towards the protection and oppression of women."
Pockets explained. "Men are at a premium, so they aren't cared
for as much. I noticed the dress and demeanor of the women, as
well as how they were treated. The Caliph has more women around
him than any other person. Not sure if I envy him or not, but
regardless, it's a sign of power as well."
"In nomadic societies, women are also protected as they are the
child-bearers, which means that a man can be replaced, but a woman of
child bearing age? That's true value, especially in a society that is
trying to grow. Men you can replace. After all... one man
can impregnate a large number of women, but women can only get pregnant
once per session."
"I just applied that logic that if that thinking was that deeply
ingrained in the society, then the men of that society would feel the
same, regardless of what society the women belonged to."
Thom nodded and said "You're one smart cookie, Pockets." Pockets
nodded back. "Yeah, I know."
Briggs came over. "Okay. The men are all ready in case
anything goes wrong, but I don't see that happening, yet. So I just
have one question. I heard you talking about the societal taboos, and I
can understand that. Our women aren't even speaking the right
language. So why is it the Bangalarians are so caught up in it?
They are laughing in the right places, they are even booing in the
right places."
Pockets looked at the Brigadier and explained, "Some languages are
universal, Briggs. Everyone knows who a good guy is.. dressed in
white. Everyone knows who a bad guy is...dressed in black. That
parts easy."
"Now, the reason why I didn't include any men in this little show is
two fold. I suspected the women would be entirely safe. But
there's a second part. Music hath charms to sooth the savage
breast. You've heard that before?"
"Sure."
"Okay. Men and women interpret each other's voice
differently. If a man hears another man, he hears words, phrases,
orders. It's all in how we started, and how we are raised.
IF a man hears a woman, it's entirely different. He hears
music. Granted, he hears words too, but the words are muddied by
the music. A woman's voice comes out in the form of notes and
sound."
One of the oldsters said "That's just cuz you haven't heard MY
wife." The group laughed.
"Ah, but you're still married to her, yes?" Pockets asked. The
oldster nodded. "And think about it. If you hear a woman's voice
that you can't stand, or the voice of a woman that you can't stand,
doesn't it sound somehow harsher? Less kind, less fluid than the
voice of the woman you love?"
Eye brows went up, a number of humms came from a number of
throats. "You may have something there, Pockets." Thom
said. "We might have to raise a mug and discuss this sometime,
after this is all over"
Pockets smiled and said "Absolutely!" He looked toward the
stage.
The women were at the point where the witch had enchanted the girl and
turned her into a dove. Capitani was flitting and miming throwing
her against the Boy's window. The Soldiers were in rapt
attention. There was no movement, no shifting, nothing but the
look of faces that appeared to be the faces of a hundred little boys
staring at their very first firefly.
"It looks like things are going well." Pockets noted. "I don't
expect anything to happen until the very end, and then, Briggs, you and
your men need to drag those women in her quick as you can. After
that, you and the Brigade can do what they do best." He started
away from the gate.
"Wait! Where are you going?" asked Thom.
"I'll be back in a while. I just have to go light a fire." He
disappeared into the dark of the night.
On stage, the dove Capitani, danced and flitted and dove and
somersaulted as doves do. She cooed and cried as her lost love,
the Boy went searching for his lost love, who had been changed into the
dove by the evil witch.
The women were brave, having been directed to go into the throng of
men. Pockets assured them that they were perfectly safe and that
not one man would lay a hand on them, unless they invited it. The
four girls of Grizelda's were very dubious, and very frightened.
Capitani, however, stood up for Pockets, saying, "If Pockets says it is
safe, then it must be safe. I may be frightened a bit, but I'll
be the first one off the stage, so follow my lead"
Off the stage fluttered Capitani, doing cartwheels and
handstands. In her one hand, she carried a red cord, the other
end connected to a large ball, held in the lap of Brenda. The
large ball of red cord appeared to be yarn, and the witch was
pretending to knit with it. The Dove, as soon as she had been
changed from the Girl, grabbed one end of it and flew off. The
witch never noticed.
In an out she wove, the broken hearted dove, drifting hither and yon
among the gathered warriors, who politely moved out of her way to allow
her to pass. Not a soul touched her. Not a soul complained when
she placed, in the hands of some a section of the cord, still unwinding
from the incredibly large ball of yarn in the witch's lap.
Between rows and columns of soldiers she moved, laying the line of red
cord where ever she went. Soon it became a game with the soldiers, as
to who would be given a section of the cord next. Laughter
erupted from some of them, as there were grasping hands, wanting to
hold the cord, but some of them were slapped playfully. Capitani
would start to place it in one hand, and then, with a wink of her eye,
switch and place it in the next fellow's hand.
This was a good game, and soon the Boy followed the Dove, weaving in
and out. Billie carried her own cord, which played out from
somewhere hidden behind stage. The soldiers clapped and those
that had not been blessed by the Dove, were blessed with their own
section of the red cord by Billie.
Not a single woman was harmed, and when they stopped to playfully wrap,
or gently lay the cord in each man's hand, the man would actually avoid
contact, would lean back almost fearfully. As each woman passed,
the men would look at each other and nod and laugh. It was a
game, and soldiers rarely get to play when on the march.
Deeper and deeper went the Dove and Boy, until they had wove their way
through the entire audience. Every man had received a part of the
cord and every man had been joined by it. When the two women got
to the very back, there stood the leader of the Bangalarian soldiers.
The women stopped in their tracks.
Capitani was nearly done in. Her exhaustion was evident, and
Billie looked at her with concern. "Not to worry, love.
This is what we do, this is the show, and the show must go on."
The leader, standing tall and handsome, with scarred face and white
teeth, smiled at the women as they approached. Billie, got
especially close, and it was Capitani's turn to be concerned.
Billie winked at her, and this did very little to ease Capitani's
feelings.
Billie knelt on the ground before the leader, bowed her head, and
offered him a section of the cord. The leader said something,
smiled briefly, reached down and lifted Billie's chin so that he could
see her face. He gazed at her for a very long time, and then accepted
the offering. Billie stood back up, and with one trembling hand,
touched the cheek of the leader, who nodded.
Billie then wove around and around him. Capitani followed lead,
but in the opposite direction. The women wove in and out, and around
and about each other, laughing and dancing, until the leader of the
Bangalarians was almost hogtied in the thin red cord.
It was not until then, when the leader realized the trick that had been
played, that all was going perfectly. When he was good and well
hogtied, he began to suspect something was up. He tried to free
himself from the red cord, and much to his despair, he was good and
well tied and unable to free himself.
He yelled something in his native tongue, and his men attempted to free
themselves as well. The women had done their jobs, and they had
done it quickly and had done it without any single soldier knowing what
was about.
The army had been captured, caught in a rope woven by women, by actors
on a stage. To make matters worse, it was the red cord that
Pockets had brought back from Bangala, so it was something each was
familiar with, knowing it to be nigh unbreakable.
Billie placed a gentle kiss on the leader's cheek, and then she and
Capitani danced back to the stage. Needless to say, the leader
was left more than just a little frustrated.
Once the women were back on stage, Brenda stepped forward and
announced, "Gentlemen, we thank you for your assistance and attention
for our little performance." She gestured to the rest of the
troupe. "Ladies?" she asked. Each woman took a bow in their turn,
and then they all bowed together.
Brenda continued, "And now, without further ado, we would like to
present to you, your host for this evening. His Majesty, King
Bags, the First!" The women moved to the left and right side of
the stage, while Bags stepped forward, with the other Gray Brigade
following up close behind.
Bags looked out over a sea of angry men, tied by a cats-cradle of
cord. He shook his head and said to no one in particular, "Well,
I'll be damned. Without any blood what so ever. Huh."
He strode forward to examine his captives. "The man is a
genius. I wonder how much of this cord he had. There must
be a mile or more."
Harve stepped up next to Bags and said "He was gathering it the entire
time we were there. He did mention that he thought he had enough
to circle the entire kingdom. That would mean close to twenty
five miles."
Both men just looked while the captive Bangalarians struggled in their
bonds. "Harve," said Bags, "tell 'em to settle down."
"Um, Okay." Harve shouted out a few words that he knew in the
Bangala language. The shout he received was ferocious. He stepped
back to where Bags was standing. "Bags, I don't think they like us very
much."
Bags went over and gently cut a piece of the cord from the large
ball. He walked down front and said "Hand me a torch, Harve"
Once handed the torch, Bags yelled out, "Okay! If you keep
yelling, this is what will happen to you!" He applied the torch to the
short piece of cord he held, and then yelped when it flared so quickly
he burnt his fingers. "Damn! Why didn't he tell me it
burned that quick?"
Harve said "I guess you never asked, Bags"
Harve was rewarded with a frown, and Bags said, "You're starting to
sound like him." He paused and continued. "That's not an
insult, by the way. Just don't do it too much."
Harve smiled and nodded, "Okay, Bags"
Bags nodded toward the captives and said "Tell 'em again, and tell 'em
we want to make a deal."
Harve stepped forward again and delivered the message in halting
Bangalarian. To make the point even clearer, the Gray Brigade
stepped forward and stood shoulder to shoulder across the front of the
cleared area that represented the stage.
From the back of the soldiers, came a shout. "What was that,
Harve?" Bags asked.
"I think," Harve replied, "It's the leader of these guys. He said
something about discussing terms."
"Well, let's go talk to him, shall we? Briggs, bring your men
with us. Come on, Harve."
Bags stepped down into the crowd, still carrying the torch. If
any of the soldiers made a move towards him, he just pointed with his
free hand towards the flame, and smiled like a madman. The
message was effective enough to calm even the strongest struggler.
Harve and the Gray Brigade followed close behind. Every so often
one of the Brigaders would snarl or laugh, which did nothing to help
the mood of the captives. "They look all trussed up, as if it's
Hallows Night or something." one of them laughed.
Briggs circled around and confronted the one that made the
statement. "Here now! Imagine how you'd feel if you
suddenly found yourself in their position. Caught in enemy
territory and tied up by a girl!"
The other, an old man named Dane, bowed his head. "Well,
Cap'n. You got me there. I'm sorry." He turned to the
captives and shouted, "I'm sorry!" He turned back to
Briggs. "You gotta admit, though. It is pretty funny.
I've never seen a war won with just a ball of explosive twine."
"Yes, it is. Damn funny." said Briggs without cracking a smile.
"But let's be better than ourselves, shall we? No need to lord it
over them, eh?"
Dane nodded and continued without a word, without a smile.
At the back, Bags stood eye to eye with the leader. Not a word
was said. Each man gazed into the eyes of the other, sizing each
other up.
"Ask him his name, Harve." Bags said.
Harve barked a few words. The leader barked something back, then
locked his jaw and faced his eyes forward. He wouldn't say
anything more. Harve recoiled and said, "Huh."
"Well?" Bags asked.
Harve turned to Bags and said "He told me that he would tell his name,
but only if the dark haired one was here."
"The dark haired... Who? The woman? What's her name?"
"Billie." Briggs supplied.
"Ok. Fine." Bags looked through the group of Brigaders and
pointed at the one in the very back, a man named Fred.
"You! Fred!"
Fred woke up with a start. He had been scratching himself, and
was apparently deep into it. "Yes, sir, Your Majesty?
What may I do for ye?"
"Quit playing with yourself and go get that woman named..."
"Billie." said Briggs, again.
"Billie." Bags continued. "Go get her and bring her back"
Fred looked a bit confused, looking back and forth between Briggs and
Bags.
"Well?" bellowed Briggs. "Do as your king commands, man! Go fetch
the woman and bring her back!"
Fred bowed, turned and tripped over his feet. A group of nearby
Bangala soldiers laughed, joined by the other Grays. It was a
moment of eased tensions and shared humiliation.
Fred stood up, brushed himself off, and replied with a bit of language
that his mother wouldn't have been proud of. Looking up to find
Bags and Briggs looking at him, he blushed, bowed, and scrambled off as
he was told.
"Okay. So we wait a few minutes while Fred brings back... um... "
"Billie." said Harve.
"Yeah. Billie. I knew that." Bags rubbed his chin,
and said "Harve, think you can lay out our demands to what’s his name
here? I want to offer him peace, I still want to open trade
routes, and I do not want to have to kill him and his men."
Harve nodded and said "I think I can. Let me see what I can
do." He stepped up to the leader of the Bangalarian army and,
haltingly, repeated what Bags had said.
The leader didn't utter a word. He stared forward at the stage,
waiting. Long moments passed in silence.
"Ooookay." said Bags. "Let's try for round number two. Tell
him that we could simply light this little cord here, and let it do
whatever it wants. If he still feels like not talking, well,
fine. We'll just bury the dead and let the rest stump on home."
Harve looked at Bags and said, "Are you serious?"
"As a heart attack." Bags replied. "I want this guy to know that
the choice is his."
Harve relayed what Bags had said to the tall and silent warrior.
The man's eyes flickered briefly to where Bags stood, then returned
back to their stageward gaze. The muscles in his jaw bunched a
bit tighter, and still he said not a word.
"Bags, he's still not saying anything." Harve said.
"By the seven rings, let's just light the damn cord and be done with
it!" said Dane. A few of the Brigaders murmured assent.
"No." said Bags. "I don't want to do that, but I don't want him
to know I don't want to do that." He thought a bit and said
"Okay. This was something that I remember from a long time
ago. I was fighting in a war far to the east. It was a
stupid war, as most of them are. Finally, after most of our men
had died, the Generals got together and decided enough was
enough. The two of them met in the middle of the field and
wrassled until one of them cried uncle. We lost, but I gotta tell
you, it was just about the smartest thing I ever saw the military ever
do."
"What happened to the losers?" Briggs asked.
"They went home." Bags said "So did the winners. The only ones that
didn't were the dead."
Nobody had much of an reply to that.
"Ask the lump if he would meet me, man for man, to decide the fate of
his men. Doesn't have to be a fight to the death, just a fair
fight. No weapons, just fists and brain."
Harve passed this onto the leader, who blinked, but didn't say
anything. Another long moment passed before he turned to where
Bags stood, and nodded. "I agree." he said.
"You can speak our language?" Harve asked, astonished.
"Bastard." said Bags. "Oldest trick in the book. Pretending to not
speak the language."
"Where is the woman?" asked the Bangalarian.
"She's here!" cried Fred, pulling a resistant Billie behind him.
"You let me go now, or for goddess sake, I'll punch you in a place that
will fix it so you don't ever think about breeding again." Billie was
throwing words around and causing some of the Brigaders ears to burn.
"That's enough, young lady." said Bags. "You'll damn well pretend
you have a bit of decorum when in the presence of guests..."
Billie, caught unawares, bopped Fred on the back of the head and
berated him. "Why didn't you tell me that the King had asked me
here?" She curtsied, and said, "My apologies, your Majesty.
What may I do for you?"
"I didn't ask for you here, Billie." Bags explained. He tossed a
thumb at the Bangalarian warrior and said "He did."
"Oh my." Billie blushed, and suddenly became very conscious of
blushing, as it was something she didn't do very often, if at
all. She went over to the warrior and asked "What can I for you,
sir?"
"Tell me your name, lovely one. That is all I ask."
She blushed again, double strength and looked down at the ground.
"My name is Billie. Billie Jean."
"Billie Jean." The warrior turned to Bags and said, "Release
me. I want to kneel before this woman."
Bags looked at Harve and nodded. Harve took his knife, and as
before, slowly cut through the bonds that held the warrior.
Once released, the tall man knelt before Billie, who just stood where
she was, speechless. "My name is Quantico Arnata. When you
approached me and touched my face, you set my heart a flame.
Granted, you aren't the loveliest woman I have ever seen, but your soul
is. May I see you when this bit of stupidity is over?"
Billie stuttered, flustered, not knowing what to say. Then her
eyes narrowed. "Say. You speak our language pretty good for a
barbarian. Where'd you learn it?" she asked suspiciously.
"I went to school at a village far away from here, over the mountains,
Billie Jean. I learned your language there before returning to
Bangala." Quantico explained. "I became General of the army
because of my schooling. I used to believe we were the greatest
fighting force on the planet. I was wrong, of course. If we
were the greatest force, we would never have been beaten by women."
Bags said "You weren’t beaten by women alone, bub."
He turned to Bags and said, "I agree with what you said about war and
dying. When you asked to fight me, man on man, I knew you were a
warrior of honor. How could I do anything but accept?"
Returning his gaze to Billie he said, "Billie Jean, I have much to talk
to you about, to ask you. It will, unfortunately, have to wait
until after I have defeated this man here."
Billie, still unbelieving in the words she was hearing, stuttered, "Um.
This man is our king. King Bags."
"King?" Quantico exclaimed. "Why is he out here, and not safely
inside the walls? What sort of king is it that would risk his
life to fight with his men?"
Briggs stepped close to Quantico and explained. "He is the very
best of kings, sir. He is a king that knows what it is like to be
on the line, to risk his life. Any other king is merely second
rate."
Quantico was silent, looking between Briggs, Bags, and Billie.
His gaze wandered across his own men, tied and bound, as they watched
him. "Perhaps so." he said at last. "Perhaps it is so."
He stood up, crossed to Bags and met him eye for eye. Bags
returned the gaze coolly.
"So, King Bags. Will you release my men before or after we ...
how did you put it? Wrassle?"
Pockets pushed through the crowd, and into the town. There appeared to
be just about every one in the kingdom, pushing for position to see
what was going on. It would be a fine performance, he knew. He
had watched Capitani drill the girls in their roles, and the girls had
admirably memorized the short story written by Bren.
He knew he should be there, in case there as interpretation needed
between the actors and the Bangalarian soldiers, but he had other
things to do. He hoped that Harve would be able to take over the
chore. He hoped Bags would be able to understand part of what he
had laid out, as bizarre as it sounded. He knew, that if it all
went as he had seen it, the conflict would be short, and quite possibly
non-existent.
He knew that his appearance there, if he had showed his face, he would
be killed outright, and that would only make matters worse. It
would certainly put a kink in his lifestyle.
Away from the gate, he ran through town, stopping briefly at every
shop, building, house, and farm. He felt a bit like a thief, but
he wasn't stealing anything, he wasn't breaking into any home. He was
just stopping by, looking at their water pump, and moving on.
He traveled swiftly, whistling a bit as he went. It was a clear
night, the moon shining through fluffily clouds, the air was
crisp. If he listened, he could hear the sounds of the
performance and the response from the Bangalarians. He smiled to
himself.
He came to the large round building between the Keep and the Barracks.
It was the Cistern, where he and Grizelda had visited the day
before. There was a door, about fifteen feet above ground, and he
climbed the stairs up to it.
From above, the Cistern was a large round building, about thirty feet
in diameter, twenty feet tall, and made entirely of stone. It was
built years ago, as the water table started to drop, to hold the supply
for the entire kingdom. At its peak, completely full, Pockets
calculated it might have held close to one thousand thirty four
gallons. That was a lot of water.
The top of the Cistern was covered completely with a tarp, stretched
from rim to rim, and held down with strong rope. All day, before
the performance, Pockets had been inside with Grizelda helping him,
reinforce the rope with some of the red cord he had taken from Bangala.
"Okay." Grizelda asked. "How much of this cord did you
take? I know there's a big ball for the show, and here we are
with almost as much of the same stuff. This is a lot of cord,
Pockets."
Pockets nodded and said, quite innocently, "When this is all done, I'll
explain how a quantum singularity works, Griz. Let's just say
that when I found a piece, I placed it in a pocket. It’s a very
special pocket that I've rarely used before."
"From there, the singularity did a bit of magic and the cord stretched
incredibly long and thin. While there, it picked up bits and
pieces of itself from other places and grew and grew. I knew this
would happen because I once put an apple in that pocket and what came
out was pie are squared times twelve to the ratio...."
Grizelda stopped him by holding her hand up. "Enough. Just
say magic and let's get on with this."
Pockets smiled, because it was easier to dazzle than to explain. "Okay
Griz. What ever you say. It got longer because I have
a magic pocket."
"Good." It only took a few hours to thread the cord through the
existing eyelets of the tarp, and secure them to the existing bolts on
the outside of building. Grizelda fed the line to Pockets, while he
scampered around the rim of the building. When they were done, Grizelda
dusted off her hands as Pockets climbed down. "Now, if you don't
have any need of me, I'll be off to the Social Club. I want to
make sure the girls are behaving. Besides, I get a front row
seat."
"Okay Griz. You make sure to rest tonight, all right? I
expect you'll be pretty busy tomorrow. We're going to have
guests."
Grizelda stood with hands on hips and looked the little man in the
eye. "When are you going to tell me what this is all about,
Pockets? What do you have up your sleeve?"
Pockets though for a moment and decided to tell her. "Griz, this
soil, this sand we are on is very ... um... permeable. The water
table is just between three and four feet down. What I'm going to
do is an experiment. You know how I've talked bout bringing the
forest back?"
Grizelda nodded.
"Well, it's not going to be done without water. Even though this
place has been in a drought situation for decades, the water table has
been stable because the bedrock keeps it there. Does any of this
make sense?"
"Yes, Pockets." Grizelda sighed. "I'm a country girl, but I'm not
stupid. I've also been around you long enough to learn a few
things."
"This is my question." she continued. "This cistern is not quite
empty, but pert near plumb. We spent part of this afternoon
tossing horse apples into it, hundreds, I imagine. Where they
came from, I can only imagine." She looked with one eye squinty
at Pockets, then said "Never mind. I don't want to know. In
fact, it's probably the same place your cord came from. A magic pocket."
Pockets just smiled.
"The rest of the time," she went on, "we spent reinforcing the top of
this thing. Care to explain why?"
Pockets asked "You know the old saw, 'What goes up must come down?"
Griz nodded.
"Did ya ever hear the one that said 'If it can't go up, it has to go
down'?
Griz shook her head.
"Well, it exists, believe me. And I'm depending on it."
Pockets looked the building over. "You go on, Griz. I can
tell you're tired."
Grizelda kissed the top of his balding sweaty head and started back
towards the Social Club.
Pockets stopped her with "Do me a favor, Griz?"
Grizelda stopped and waited.
"You know that tea you made for me that one time I was pretty beat
up? The one where you had to stay and brew it and watch it almost
all night?"
Grizelda looked thoughtful and then said "The EverLight? That
tea?"
Pockets said "I guess. It's the one that seemed to heal me double
quick. Anyway, could you whip up a batch? We're gonna need
it tonight, I think."
Grizelda gazed at Pockets, and asked, "One of your feelings?"
Pockets nodded, said "Yeah." in a quiet voice. "Not for me,
though."
Grizelda nodded, said "I guess it'll be all right if I miss tonight's
performance. I'll be watching it during rehearsal anyway."
"Thanks, Griz." Pockets said. Then he ran and gave her a
hug. "You'll always be my only love, you know."
"Yeah, yeah." she said. "At least until you find the one."
She waved and headed down the trail to the road that would take her
away.
Pockets watched her for a while as she disappeared into the
distance. "Yeah... right. The 'one'." He
sighed. "Never happen."
That had been hours ago, and now he stood at the door of the cistern,
opened it and stepped inside. It was pitch black, but that was
all right. He knew the way. The felt his way down the stair
case until his feet squished into the few inches of water that remained
on the bottom.
He got his bearings and wandered to the middle of the large circular
building. When his toes touched something small that thunked into
the darkness, he stopped. He reached into one of his pockets and
pulled his fire starter out. He struck it a couple of times and a
tiny flame emerged.
There, in front of him was the pile of horse apples. It had grown
taller than he was. He scrutinized it and nodded. "Should
be enough." He looked up, where high above him the tarp snapped
and thrummed in the wind. "Might be more than enough." He
pulled a length of red cord from his pocket, stuck one end of it into
the pile and wandered out the way he had come.
He stood just outside the door of the Cistern and gauged the
wind. He listened back towards where he knew the gate was and
heard nothing. "Hmm," he though. "I reckon the performance
is over. I hope that Bags and whatsis name is having their little
palaver."
He sat down on the steps and yawned, mightily. "Lords, I'm
tired!" he cried. Nobody answered him but the night birds.
He looked up at the sky and let himself relax just a bit. His
body answered by showing its exhaustion, pulling him into the steps and
he found himself nodding awake, chin on chest.
"Whoa! No time for this!" he said, standing and rubbing his
arms. He jumped up and down to get the circulation going. "Come
on, Bags! Give me a sign". How long he had dozed, he didn't
know. Perhaps it had been just a few minutes, perhaps as much as
an hour or two.
He squinted toward the gates, looking for the light shining from the
torches. It was fairly dim, so he had to assume that the party
was over, and if everything went according to what he had seen,
everyone should be either inside the wall, or very close to it.
He licked one finger, raised it and tested the wind. He nodded to
himself, reached into his pocket again for his fire starter, and
sparked a flame. He said "Welp, here goes nothing."
The one end of the red cord he had been holding sputtered and flamed as
he dropped it. The burning cord started up the steps and Pockets
ran for his life away from the Cistern.
"You know…" he said, "If I miscalculated..." the rest of his words
disappeared in a blast that shook the ground. It had to, as the
explosion inside of the Cistern tried to go up, but was held back by
the tarp, which in turn was held by the super strong cord. Since
it couldn't go up, it had to go down, and pushed its force into the
ground, causing it to rumble.
The Cistern, strong as it was, was not as strong as the blast, and
shook and ground and shot dust around from its various cracks and
chinks. The door, not hardly as strong as stone, shot from its
hinges and flew across the field, catching up with Pockets and striking
him in the back.
He thought, just before he lost consciousness, "Yep. Just a
little miscalculation". And of course, as always happens when one
loses consciousness, all went dark.
Bags smiled at Quanitico, and said "Tell you what. Let's just
release them. If any trouble starts, I'll sick these guys on
'em." He jerked a thumb towards the Gray Brigade.
Quantico gauged the aging group of men, and asked, "How many have been
in war?"
Briggs smiled back and said "All of them. And more than one, for
the most part."
"Even him?" Quantico indicated Fred, who sat smiling and picking
his nose.
Briggs looked at Fred, turned back and replied, "Well, Fred there... he
was some sort of an assassin. It made him a bit... off."
Quantico nodded. "I've seen that before. Still deadly,
though, I'd imagine?" Briggs just smiled and said, "I'd not want
to test him".
The Bangalarian turned to Bags and asked, "May I speak to my men?"
"Sure."
The leader of the Bangalarian army walked up to the area in front of
the gates that served as the stage. He raised his hands and said
a number of phrases to his men. Bags turned to Harve and said,
"Translation?"
"Basically he's saying that you and he are going to fight. He
saying something about if any one of them cause any trouble, then they
would have to personally answer to him, and it wouldn't be ... umm.
Putty? Puppy? And I think he said something about a monkey, but
I'm not sure what."
"Good enough. Come on." Bags led the way up to the stage.
He looked at Briggs and said, "Release them, Briggs. I expect
they're trustworthy, but still, post your men every so often and just
keep an eye out, okay?"
Briggs nodded and directed his men on what to do to cut the cord.
The Brigaders moved among the captives, slowly cutting the bonds, as
they were directed. Briggs only had to remind a few of them not
to hurt any of the Bangalarians.
Bags joined the Bangalarian leader on the sand in front of the gate,
and said "Okay. How do you propose that this be done? Just run at
each other and start punchin'?"
Quantico chuckled and said "Oh my, no. That would be a bit
barbaric, don't you suppose?" He stepped closer, held out his
hand and continued, "You are a good man, King Bags. I can tell it
because you are here with your men, and you trust them. I have
never been with a King that would do such a thing, but it has always
been something I thought should happen. It is my honor to meet
you."
Bags held out his hand and said "Uh huh. Okay. Well, this
is rather unexpected." The two men shook hands. "You do
know, then, that there is no way I was going to let this go to the
death?"
"I suspected as much." He winked and said, "But we must make it
look good, yes? For them, yes?" Quantico tilted his head
towards his men.
Bags said "Sure. I think my folk would like it to be more than a
friendly slap and tickle session, too." He thought for a second.
Let's go one step further." He said "Since we were simply, and I want
to stress that, simply going to try to open up trade with you folks,
let's see if we can show you some of what we have to offer. Who
knows? This may be the best thing that can happen, maybe for both
of us."
"Perhaps, my friend, perhaps. So, how would you propose we start?"
"Let me handle it." He walked through the gates and called for
the heads of the Guilds. "Okay, this is what I want. I want
meat pies, I want beverages, I want whatever you can get together in...
Oh, I don't know, an hour. Get your shops open and cookin'.
Damien, get Swineheart’s open." He pointed to the head of the Gamer's
guild, "You... umm... Bertrand... Get the Midway up and going. We
have guests and I want to show them the best we have to offer."
Damien stepped forward and said out of the corner of his mouth,
"Bags... this is gonna cost a butt load of money. Who’s footin'
the bill?"
Bags said "Good point." Louder he said, "Okay, I want you to keep
track of what you sold, and present me the bill tomorrow. You'll
be paid from the treasury."
One of the merchants said "Easy to say, Yer Majesty. I heard we
were bankrupt, or just about."
"Yeah, I heard that too." said Damien.
Bags nodded and said "Yeah, okay. And here's the deal. When
we kicked the old Beegle, did we mention we found out where all the
gold went? So we're not bankrupt, folks. If anything, we're too
rich, so you might as well share in it."
A lot of murmuring went on through the crowd, and then one merchant
said "Well... 'ow do we knows you're telling the truth? 'ow are
we supposed to trust yer?"
Bags nodded again and said "Fair enough. You can't. I
wouldn't. If I was you, I'd think I was the same type of snake
that we just kicked out. Then again, ask yourself. How bad
can it be? Worst that happens is that we have a party, make some
new friends, spend some money. You lose what you'd be throwing
out tomorrow." He looked at Damien. "Well... not you, maybe."
"What's the best that can happen? You get paid by me, from the OLD
treasury, full of gold. You also get the word of how good your stuff
is, spread across two kingdoms. Not just here, where everyone
knows what you got, but to people that have never eaten or drunk or
played your games. Fresh meat, people! How much clearer can
I make it."
Once again, a lot of discussion occurred. "All right. But
what about the buggers that was tryin' to kill us? That's them
out there, ain't it?"
"Naw. Not any more. They just thought that was the plan. The
games been changed a bit. Now they're just gonna stick around for
a bit, watch a wrasslin' match between me and their leader, and go
home. I just figured we might show 'em a bit of hospitality
before the show."
Some doubtful eyes met his, and Bags continued. "Okay. Let's make
this really simple. You don't want to open, you don't have
to. Those that do, do. Keep tab on your costs. Send
me the bill." He shrugged. "It's your choice. But I'm about
to open the gates and invite the barbarians in."
He turned away from them, then turned back and said, "Oh yeah. They
don't speak the language, so don't expect them to. You might try
to learn a bit of theirs, and if they show interest, they might learn a
bit of ours."
He started back out the gates. "One more thing," he said to the
merchants, "if you try to gouge me, cheat the kingdom, I'll know.
Don't concern yourself how I'll know. But I will." Glaring
at them, he turned away and smiled to himself. "What they don't
know won't hurt 'em" he muttered to himself.
The throng of merchants dispersed quickly, heading toward their
separate shops. Damien wandered back toward his castle, hands in
his pockets, whistling.
Bags walked over to Quantico and said, "Okay, it's arranged. You
guys are our guests for the night. We can do this tomorrow.
I'm beat. How's that sound?"
"Agreed." Quantico nodded. He turned toward his men and barked a
few short phrases. "I told them that we are your guests, and they
are not to kill anyone."
Bags smiled wryly and said "Damn decent of you."
"If truth be told, King Bags, I'm rather tired myself. Riding
around on a horse for hours, then camping out in the desert tends to
... drain one. Especially if it's done all in one day."
"I can certainly understand that. I've got calluses on my butt
that have yet to wear off."
"Indeed." said Quantico.
Bags put clapped a hand on Quantico's shoulder and said, "Have you ever
had a beer?"
"A what?" came the response.
Later in the pub, Quantico said when introduced to Grizelda, "So this
is your wife? She's very lovely!" He raised his third beer
and smiled wearily.
"How did the show go, and what the hell are all these people doing in
town?"
"That, Griz is kind of a long story." Bags said.
"Griz," said Quantico, "you have," he yawned loudly, "an incredible
husband."
"Yeah, I know." She looked at Bags and said "Capitani was just
about done in. If it wasn't for Pockets asking me to brew the
EverLight, I think she would be in a world of hurt tomorrow." She
looked around. "Where's Pockets, anyway?"
"I don't know," Bags said. "He said he had something to do..." and then
they heard the rumble. "What the hell?" Bags asked.
The rumble was getting louder when Briggs burst into the pub.
"Bags! You gotta come see this!" He ran back out.
"Moves pretty good for an old man." said Quantico, who put his head
down on his arms and proceeded to snore.
Bags and Grizelda followed Briggs out the door and down the rambling
roads to the gates.
"It started just a few minutes ago." Briggs said breathlessly. "There
was that rumble, and that was disturbing enough. Then Fred
mentioned something about water out of the ground. I looked out the
gate where he was pointing, and sure enough, the ground where the
horses had run was wet. Now look!" He pointed.
The sand, about twenty five feet away from the gates, was indeed
wet. In fact, there was water gushing out of the ground, bubbling
like a brook. It was caught and held by the tracks that the horses had
run as they circled the walls, but it wouldn't be held long. Some
places the water was pulsing in fountains two to three foot high.
"Now," said Bags, "That's something you don't see every day."
Grizelda, mouth agape, stood and stared. A long silence floated
across the crowd that had gathered to see.
"What can't go up, must go down." She said.
"What?" Bags asked.
"Just something that Pockets said, before he sent me to brew the
tea. What can't go up, must go down." She turned away from
the gushing water, looking back towards the kingdom. "Oh, I do
hope he was careful."
"Grizelda," Bags said cautiously, "this IS Pockets, you're talking
about."
"I know!" she said, as she took off running.
"I have simply got to learn to duck." Pockets said as he shook
himself around, checked to make sure that there were no broken bones,
no contusions, no visible or invisible damage. He appeared to be
all right, other than a bit of a headache and a bump where the door had
hit him.
He looked back at the Cistern, which looked pretty much as it had,
except the missing door, and a glow coming from inside the
building. The top, the skinned top, had blossomed up like a
mushroom, stretching the cords that held it to their limit.
"Looks like a kid's balloon." Pockets observed. "Must have been
all that trapped hot air, pushing upwards." He paused, rubbed the
bump on the back of his head, and filed the information away. "Hmmmm."
"I'm surprised you survived." came a woman's voice from the darkness.
Pockets whirled around, looking for the voice. The dark hid the
owner very well. "Well, to be honest, I'm surprised I've survived
a whole buncha times." he called out.
"Ah." said the voice. A figure stood up, slowly, from where it
was hidden by one of the trees. "I was just sitting here,
enjoying the moonlight, when I saw you jump as hell wouldn't have you,
out the door, which followed you close behind. I have to tell
you, I nearly peed my pants when that thing exploded."
Pockets walked over to the figure, and nodded. "Reckon it would
have been pretty interesting to see. What did it look like to
you?"
"Didn't look like much, really.", said the woman, who's figure
coalesced into a big boned woman with dark hair. "Had a brief
flash, followed by a boom. Then the door flew off and the top
puffed up. The ground shook for a bit, which made me wonder what
the hell was going on." She dusted her hands off on her trousers,
walked out of the shadows and produced a hand to shake. "Name's
Journiey, by the way." And she smiled.
"Pockets, ma'am." and he shook her hand.
Journiey launched into a gale of laughter that came from deep in her
large bosom. A few birds, startled by the sound, flew from the
trees, complaining.
"I haven't been called ma'am for so long, you'll have to excuse my
surprise." she said, still laughing that ran down to a chuckle
like the grumbling of a happy river over rocks. "You have a pretty
strong grip, Mr. Pockets. What is it you do? Besides making
cisterns blow apart, that is."
Her face was oval, with almond shaped eyes the color of a clear
sky. Her teeth flashed behind a full bottom lip, and the upper
lip was shy and delicate. Her nose was smallish, but well formed
and gave a fine cheerful look to a face that read friend.
"It's just Pockets, Journiey. No Mister in front of it. As
for what I do..." he hesitated, and then spoke uncertainly. "I
don't really know. I do a lot of thinking, I do a lot of
wandering, but it appears," he looked back at the still smoking
cistern, "what I mostly do is cause trouble."
"Well." Journiey said. "Perhaps you're just looking for what you
are, and maybe when you find that you'll find what it is you should be
doing.
"That's far too deep for me right now." Pockets walked over to
the tree that Journiey had vacated and sat down. "I think right
now, I'm looking for a place to sit. That bump on the head made
me just a bit woozy."
Journiey sat down next to him. "You don't mind if I sit too, do
you? I was, like I said, just taking in the night." She
looked across the stars and said in a wondering voice. "Did you ever
wonder what else might be out there? Besides all those points of
light?"
Pockets rubbed his head a bit, and said "Planets, stars, galaxies. Lots
and lots of empty space."
Journiey looked at him and said "Not much of a dreamer, are you?"
She shook her head and said "No. I mean, the dreams, the
wishes. I mean all that stuff that you can't see." She
shifted her position a bit, to get more comfortable. "Did you
ever stop to wonder if, somewhere out there, there may be someone
sitting under a tree, looking up and wondering just what I'm wondering?"
The buzz in Pockets head was getting worse and the throbbing of the
headache was becoming very annoying to him. In a slightly grumpy voice,
with a bit of a slur, he said, "The odds are that, in an infinite
universe, assuming that the universe IS infinite, there is someone out
there, doing exactly what you describe."
Journiey looked at Pockets briefly, then lifted his chin and looked in
his eyes. He resisted, pulling his head away. "Don't do
that. I want to check your eyes. You may be more hurt than
you know." Pulling his face back so she could examine it, she
looked once again. "Yep. You've got a pretty good bump,
little man. Probably rattled your brains. The one thing you do not need
to do right now is sleep. Not till I get you fixed up, anyway.
Come on." She stood up and pulled on his arm.
Pockets stood up, weakly, his knees buckling under him. "Whoops!"
Journiey said, and place her arm across his back and under his
arms. "Looks like you're going to need a bit of help."
"Where are we going?" Pockets protested, his voice becoming harder to
understand.
"I'm taking you home with me. I've got something there that
should help you right up."
"No, no, no..." he said. "I've got to wait for my friends..."
"Your friends are probably still at that party or whatever it is." she
said. Pockets sagged in her grip and let her lead him, or carry him
away from the cistern.
They went through a section of wood that Pockets, even in his dazed
state, knew was not recognizable. "Wher' we goin'." he
mumbled.
"I told you. It's my place." Journiey said.
His legs would no longer hold him up, so Journiey hoisted him across
her shoulders and carried him.
Through the woods they went, deeper and deeper into the forest.
The trees here were old. Older than anything that had grown
around the kingdom. She crossed over a small stream, holding
Pockets gingerly, but with ease as she crossed the slow running brook.
As the two moved deeper in to the wood, Journiey started to hum,
gently, a tune that Pockets had heard years ago, but had
forgotten. It was a tune he remembered from the orphanage.
There had been a performance there of gypsies. The gypsies claimed to
be able to call up the woodland folks, and they said it could be done
with song. The children demanded to hear it, so the musician in
the gypsies played a tune on the lower notes of his fiddle.
The music, as it was explained, reached into the green of the planet,
talked to the animals and the plants in a language they could
understand. It was the language from before men, when all the
things there were could speak to each other. It was the language
of young planet and the woodland folks had taught it to a chosen
few. These gypsies claimed to be one of the select few it was
taught to.
Journiey came to a very large tree, and stood before it. She
gently placed Pockets on the ground, placed her hands on either side of
the trunk, and sang a wordless tune that, to Pockets' dazzled brain,
sounded green and brown and blue.
The tune went on for a few minutes, minutes where Pockets could feel
the darkness in his mind sidling around, and trying to catch him and
drag him under.
The tune stopped, and Pockets felt Journiey pick him up again. To
his mind, it seemed that the two of them passed between two wooden
pillars, covered in bark. They went down a steep set of stairs to
a large round room.
It was brightly lit by bouncing fireflies caught in isinglass
bottles. Hundreds were there, but not caught. They could
come and go as they please, moving freely about the room. The
walls were wood, but not planks, not timber. It was wood without
any seams, as if they were carved from inside a single trunk.
"Where are we?" Pockets said, weakly.
"This is my place, Pockets." Journiey said, as she lay him down
on a soft, green bed that smelled of fresh grass after a
thunderstorm. "This is where I live."
She moved away for a bit, then came back with a mug expertly thrown
from mud. It was full of a green liquid she place between his
lips. "Drink this. Your brain has been sloshed around, so it's
real close to getting lost. This will help it find it's way back."
It was sweet, but not too sweet, and had a very woody taste in
it. It smelled of vanilla and... something else.
"What's it?" Pockets said.
"Medicine." Journiey said. "Drink it all, then you can
sleep." She held the cup up to his lips again.
Pockets drank all that was in the cup. When Journiey was
satisfied, she lifted his eyelids and checked each eye once
again. She nodded, satisfied.
"All right, Not Mister Pockets. I'm going to let you sleep some
and then we'll see about getting you back to your friends."
Pockets nodded, smiled, turned on his side and snuggled deeper into the
bed. Soon, he was breathing softly, regularly. A small line
of drool escaped his lips.
Journiey looked at him, smiled to herself and said, "Yep. You're
a wonder Pockets. You just have to find yourself."
Bags, Grizelda and Harve, as well as the girls from the Social Club
searched the area around the Cistern for more than an hour without
finding any sign of Pockets.
Bags examined the damage to the Cistern, and said "What the hell did he
do here? Is this how he created that moat out there?" He
pointed in the direction outside the Gates, where water was still
bubbling up from the ground in places.
Grizelda shrugged. "Bags, all I know is that we tossed a whole
bunch of those horse apples into it. I think we used all that
were left. Made a really big pile, too. Then we spent
another hour or so tying that red rope of his over and around the
cover. I didn't ask him why, because sometimes his answers are
worse than the curiosity, you know?"
Bags nodded. "Yeah, I know." He looked at where the door was blown
off. "It just ripped the hinges right off!. I'm surprised
the whole thing is still standing." He could see the inside of
the Cistern, still smoldering. The red cord hung limp around the
building, and dangled from the tie-offs. "How much of this cord
does he have?"
Grizelda started to explain what Pockets had said to her, but Bags
stopped her. "Never mind." He turned to Harve. "Gather up
this cord up, Harve. Apparently it's strong as steel, and burns
like nobody’s business. That might be a valuable thing to
have." Harve nodded and started to coil up the cord.
"Now.. where is he?" Bags said, with his hands on his hips.
"He had to do this in the middle of the night, didn't he?"
"Even so," said Grizelda. "We should find some sign of him."
"Mebbe he got blowed up." Sassy said, barely visible in her
leather. Her eyes seemed to glow when they caught the light of
the moon.
Grizelda looked at Bags, who looked at her in turn. A wordless
conversation took place, faster than the speed of light. As a
unit, they turned to Sassy and said "Naaaaw. Never happen."
Sassy shrugged her skinny shoulders and said "All I know is that there
ain't no sign of him here. Not thread nor shoe." She turned
away to walk around the Cistern again, looking for signs.
Grizelda crossed over to Bags, took his arm gently and said "You don't
think he..."
Bags shook his head. "No way. Pockets would maybe not be as
safe as he could be, but he wouldn't have gotten himself blown
up. He would have run out here and turned around..." He walked to
where he could see the Cistern and its gaping doorway. "... so that he
could see what happened next." He took one step back and almost
tripped over the door, lying on the ground.
"Of course, being Pockets, he might have made it this far, and before
he could turn around, the door might have just hit him in the back of
the head, knocking him unconscious." He looked over at
Grizelda. "Willin' to make a bet he got whacked on the noggin and
is somewhere out there wanderin' around?"
"Sassy!" Grizelda yelled out. When the woman rounded the corner,
Grizelda called her over and said "Look around for footprints or
something that might show what direction he went."
Sassy looked suspiciously at Grizelda. "How did you know I could
see in the dark?"
"One, most folks can see in the dark. Two, your eyes shine in the
moonlight, telling me that you see better than some.
Right?" Grizelda replied.
Sassy nodded. "Okay. That works." She leaned down to
the ground near the door, sniffing. "Hmm... there were two people
here. One may be your Pockets. But another smells like..."
She sniffed heavily. "...Like tea leaves? Tree roots?
Smells like something from the wood, that's for sure." She
wandered around the area briefly and pointed towards an area between
the Keep and the Cistern. "They went that way."
She moved in the direction her nose pointed her. Bags and
Grizelda followed her. Bags directed Harve and the other girls to
stay behind. "If he shows up, he may be disoriented. It might
take all of you to get him to town."
The three tracked the path indicated by Sassy until she stopped.
"Here his feet left the ground. It looks like he was picked up,
because the tracks get deeper here." She pointed to a spot neither Bags
or Grizelda could see.
The two nodded, and Grizelda said "Then he either knew the person, or
..." she shrugged. She looked at Bags and said "He's been known
to follow women into a dark alley."
"You think it was a woman?" Bags asked.
Grizelda shrugged. "I don't know what to think. Pockets
isn't a little guy, so if it was a woman, it would have had to be a
really big woman. I don't see him following a man, though."
Bags nodded. "Someday remind me to tell you about the time that
Pockets was seeing a woman that was six foot tall."
"Pockets? A six foot tall woman?" Grizelda exclaimed.
"Yeah. She was something. Six foot tall, statuesque, very,
very pretty. They made a heck of a team, what with Pockets being
as tall as he is. They would laugh and kid around and be like two
little kids."
"Did they ever... you know?" Grizelda asked.
"Why Grizelda! I'm shocked that you would even ask a thing like
that!" Bags said, grinning.
She hit him gently on his upper arm. "Oh hell, Bags. As long as
I've known you two, I hardly know of any successful relationship
Pockets has ever had."
Bags, still smiling, said "It's because he's just... Pockets. He
doesn't really talk much about his relationships, because he tends to
not have any. After this last Chibi thing, I expect him to not
have anything to do with another woman for a very long time."
"And?" Grizelda asked after a long pause.
"And what?"
"Did he and the six foot woman... you know?" Grizelda's
impatience showed in her smile.
"I'll put it to you exactly as he put it to me. I asked him once,
just once, if he had sex with her, because it seemed like such an odd
fit. He just smiled and said 'It would be a poor lumberjack that
can't climb a tree that's lying down'. I just let it go after
that."
Grizelda and Bags chuckled together, interrupted when Sassy stood up
and announced. "They just disappear here."
"What do you mean, disappeared?" Grizelda asked, concerned.
"I mean," said Sassy, standing up, "that the footprints and the scent
just disappear from right here."
"They can't just disappear." Grizelda said. "They have to have
gone somewhere"
"Well, be that as it may, Missus Grizelda," said Sassy, "they's no
where to be found, and there ain't no way to track 'em from here."
"You mean there're no tracks? No nothing?" asked Bags.
"Nosir. Not a jot ner a twiddle." Sassy replied.
"Damn. Where could he have gone?" Bags said, scanning the
empty field beyond.
Pockets was snug, sleeping on a grass green bed, being watched over by
Journiey. He muttered a bit in his sleep, turned a bit this way
and that, which brought the woman over to him to stroke his brow and
say, "Poor little man. You've lived the adventurous life, haven't
you?"
She smiled gently, stood up, crossed over to her stove and made more
tea. She brought a cup for herself and sat down next to him, on
her bed. "We shall meet again, Not Mister Pockets. But now,
I suppose I shall have to take you back to the other world, where your
friends are." She stroked his face and smiled again.
Gently she picked him up, as one would cradle a babe, and walked up the
stairs with him. "Not Mister Pockets, this will be a bit odd to you,
but when you need to journey, Journiey will be there for you. All
you have to do is hold out your hand." She opened a hole in a
wall and stepped through.
Gently she placed him down on a bench, brushed her hand against his and
said "You take care, Pockets. I'll look in every so often."
She started to leave, but then turned back. She bent down and
kissed him full on the lips. Pockets smiled in his sleep. "That was a
good thing you did with the water, Pockets. Just wanted you to
know." She turned and walked straight through the wall as if it wasn't
there.
Bags and Grizelda made their way back through town. They had
given up their search for Pockets as a lost cause.
"We'll start again in the morning. There can't be very far he
could have gone, Griz." Bags was saying.
"Calm, calm, Bags. You know Pockets. Even with a bump on
the head, he won't leave us or go very far."
"He went to Bangala, didn't he?" Bags demanded.
"Well, yes, he did. But it wasn't like he was leaving us.
He just went... searching." Grizelda said.
"For what?" Bags continued. "Everything he needs is right here,
and we've been his family for damn near 20 years."
"I know, honey. But Pockets is getting older. He is on that
sort of quest when he's looking for something to make his life
complete."
Bags got a face like he was seriously thinking about what the taste of
the lemon he ate was. "Hmph. I guess it happens to some
guys." He looked lovingly at Grizelda. "but not me. I think I've
found what I was looking for."
Grizelda poked him in the ribs "You think? You don't know?"
She poked him again.
"Ow!" he said, "Okay, okay. I know I've found what I was looking for!
Sheesh. That hurt!"
The two of them played with each other in that adult way that makes no
sense to anyone who can't do it, being children and adults at the same
time. They walked into town still playing, laughing like
loons. The concern they had for Pockets was evident if you asked
them, but they had grown used to him and were not worried.
Concerned yes, but worried, no. Worry to them would not fix
anything. It was something you did when you felt like you had to wring
your hands, and these two were not the hand-wringing type.
Bags pushed open the door to Swineheart's and announced "All of you
that want to be on the King's good side tomorrow will buy him an ale
tonight!" He sidled over to a bench and sat down, Grizelda
sliding next to him.
Damien came over, bringing two large mugs that he sat down in front of
the two lovers. Grizelda looked up and said "Damien, Pockets is
gone missing."
Damien raised one eyebrow and said "Again?"
Grizelda smiled weakly and nodded. "Again", she confirmed.
"Well," said Damien. "He was just on a bench in the back a few
seconds ago."
"What?" came the reply, from two pair of lips. "He was here?"
"Probably still is. Let's go look." Damien headed back toward the
back of the bar, Bags and Grizelda in tow.
Pockets was sleeping on one of the benches in the back, just as Damien
had said. He was curled up in a little ball, tucked in to the
booth so unless you were looking for him, you wouldn't see him.
Grizelda sidled in next to him, and Bags took the other side.
Gently Grizelda poked him and whispered "Pockets?"
Pockets stirred a bit and said "mmmMMMmmm Just let me sleep a bit
more, Journiey."
Grizelda looked over at Bags, Bags looked at Grizelda. "Journey?"
they said.
Damien said "Huh. Journiey? Been a long time since anyone's
heard that name here."
"Why's that?" Grizelda asked.
"Cuz it just has. People would say they saw her, but nobody I
knew would admit to it, unless they were a bit in their cups, if you
know what I mean."
"Who is she.. was she?" Bags asked.
Damien pointed to a picture of a large woman, standing near water but
sheltered by trees. She had an oval face, almond shaped eyes of
blue. She was holding a staff in one hand, and the other hand lay
on the head of a deer.
"She was the local forest spirit. But hell, we ain't had a forest
for ... well… ever."
Bags and Grizelda just looked at Pockets.
They placed Pockets upstairs, on one of the tables. He seemed
unharmed, except for a large bump on the back of his head. Bags
decided that it was the wisest move, since they did not want him to be
seen by the Bangalarians.
Bags and Grizelda let Damien know that he was to take care of Pockets,
make sure he was comfortable, and not to let him out from the upstairs
of the pub. They explained about the sentence of death that hung
over his head from the Bangalarian Caliph.
"I like the guy. He cracks me up." Damien said. "No
way would I want to be responsible for his death, so yeah, I'll do my
best to keep him up there. He's an adult, though, and if he wants
to leave, I'm not gonna stop him."
"Fair enough." said Bags. "After tomorrow morning, I think it'll
be safe. From the look of that bump, he's gonna sleep past noon."
Grizelda looked at Bags and said, "You're going to go fight him, aren't
you?"
Bags nodded and said "It's called wrassling, Griz. And yes, I'm going
to go. I said I would, and I don't go back on my word." He looked
at her with a serious expression. "It was the right thing to do,
dear. I don't know what the outcome of this would have
been. It could have had a lot of bloodshed. It
didn't."
He took off his bag and handed it to her. "Hold this for
me?"
She took it and nodded. "Don't expect me to patch you up after
it's all said and done!"
"Never woulda thunk it." He looked at her and smiled. "Come
cheer me from the sidelines?"
"Never woulda missed it." She kissed him, and he kissed
her. They linked arm in arm and, with Bags leading the way,
walked down the stairs, leaving Damien with Pockets.
"You sure are a lucky son of a bitch, Pockets." He said. He
didn't elaborate, but merely went down the stairs to open the pub and
get the world running again.
The sun shone down upon the ground just outside of the gate. The sky
was clear and crisp, and a carnival atmosphere pervaded the grounds.
Merchants had their wares brought out to where the excitement was, and
all manner of trinkets and foodstuffs could be found. The
entertainment for the day was the impending bout between Bags and
Quantico and the rather surprising ring of water that surrounded the
entire kingdom.
The moat had quit it's burbling during the night and had calmed down to
a soft surface, blown gently by the breeze from the desert.
Already, green shoots could be seen starting on either bank of the
ring. Some of the children had wandered into the water, under the
watchful eyes of their parents. The water didn't appear very
deep, possibly five feet deep at most, but it was an amazing sight to
those that had never seen this much water. The sun reflected off
of it and glittered into the eyes of the watchers.
The wonder of the water had faded quickly. There were a lot of
questions about where it had come from, what that noise was, and why
the ground had shook so much. Nobody there had seen the Cistern
yet, except Bags and Grizelda.
A ring had also appeared around the two combatants. Rather than water,
though, it was people. People of all ages, both from Tears and
from Bangala, standing shoulder to shoulder, encircling the two
warriors.
Bags and Quantico had stripped down to their togs, their bare chests
shining in the sun. Bags' age showed a bit in the gray tufts of hair on
his broad chest, while Quantico caused quite a number of feminine
hearts to beat a bit faster, as his muscular chest was bare, brown and
rippled.
"Well, I don't rightly know how I feel about fighting someone I drank
with." said Bags. "But then again, I imagine I've probably fought with
a lot of men that I have drunk with."
"I know what you mean, my friend." said Quantico. "Before last
night, slitting your throat would have been just part of my duties, if
I had been told to by the Caliph." He smiled. "Now, it
almost seems like it would be a shame to have to beat you in front of
your people."
"Yep. I don't want to have to beat you in front of your men,
either." Bags looked around at the throng, noticing that there
were a large number of Bangalarians mixing with the Tearians. "How did
your men like it here? According to the few merchants I talked
to, they seemed to like what we had to offer."
"After the headache left me this morning," said Quantico, "I talked to
what few of my men I could find and they all said they were treated
like princes. Apparently the merchants they went to were all
ready, expecting them. Quite a number of them have samples of
what you have to sell to take back to Bangala. Perhaps you are
achieving your trade agreement in spite of our rather difficult
meeting."
He looked at Bags with a sly grin. "I couldn't find a few of my
men. I suspect they may have gone to visit your Grizelda's Social
club. I was tempted myself. But a leader must keep up
appearances." He sighed sadly.
Bags cleared his throat. "Speaking of appearances, shall we?"
Quantico nodded, flexed his arms. "I suppose we must."
The two men faced off and circled around each other, looking for an
opening. Suddenly Bags flashed his right fist out, connecting
with Quantico's chin. Quantico staggered, but recovered and came back
smiling.
"Ah." he said. "Street rules." He dropped low to the ground
and whipped his leg around, knocking Bags off his feet.
Bags rolled over quickly, got Quantico's legs in a scissor and pulled
him down. From there it turned into a rolling, punching, athletic
match, with yells and cheers from the sidelines. The two men
moved all around the circle, raising dust and cheers and boos as first
one seemed to gain ground, then the other.
It lasted for several minutes, with each side cheering, though it was
hard to tell who was being cheered at any one time. It could have
been either side, or it could have been both. There was a bit of
good natured wagering going on, between people that did not speak the
same language.
Grizelda, true to her word, stood on the sideline, holding the bag,
cheering when she wasn't hiding her eyes. When the dust settled,
she hurried to where the two men were standing, dusting themselves off.
And laughing. Loud, long, full-bellied laughter pealed from their
mouths as they stood supporting each other.
"What the hell are you laughing at?" She demanded. This caused
the men to stop, look at her, look at each other and start all over
again. "Fine. Bleed to death. I'm going back to the
pub." She stalked away from the breathless and laughing men.
When the laughter had settled and the breathing had gotten back to
normal, Bags looked at Quantico and asked, "Who won?"
"I think," Quantico said, a bit breathlessly, "that it would be a
draw." He smiled and said "Shall we go again? Best two out
of three?"
"No, no. I think, in all honesty, that you might just get the
best of me. I'd rather not take the chance. Maybe next
year." came the reply.
Quantico rubbed his chin and said, "Hmmm. That's not a bad idea."
When Bags started to explain he was kidding, Quantico continued, "Hear
me out. What if once a year, we held a match, between your best
and our best. Not for some petty thing, such as a kingdom, but
for the title OF the best. Perhaps there could be a trophy for
the winner."
Bags said, "Well, we can talk about it. It's not a bad idea, but
I think there's gonna have to be some rules we'll have to dicker
out. Maybe something will come of it, maybe not." He sounded
doubtful. He smacked his lips, rubbed a bruise growing on his
chin. "I think I need some anesthetic. How bout you?"
"Lead on, King Bags. The kingdom is still yours since nobody won."
"What about Pockets?" Bags stopped in his tracks.
"Who?" asked Quantico.
"Pockets! Pockets! The guy you came here to kill! Pockets!"
"Pockets? Who is he?" Quantico expressed absolute puzzlement.
Bags, getting exasperated, waved his arms up and down, looking like a
bruised long arm bird trying to take off. "POCKETS! The guy
the Caliph sent you to kill! Because he wanted to marry the
handmaiden... er.. Whatshername! Viver. No... Oh hell!
Look.. did you come here to kill someone or not?"
"Bags." Quantico said. "We received word from our riders that
your... Pockets... was using something that could kill without even
having to see your enemies. The Caliph said nothing about killing
anyone, he sent us to find the secret to these devices you have.
For trade."
Bags said, in a low and quiet voice, "Let me understand something. You
did not come here to kill someone named Pockets?"
Quantico shook his head.
"Did you even know about the Caliph's handmaiden?"
"We heard that there was a foreigner that had pledged his life to the
Caliph for the hand of the handmaiden, yes. We heard that he was
on a trading expedition that got attacked by ... um... bandits.
Fortunately, our riders helped fight them off."
"Uh huh." Bags said. "And what happened to the foreigner?"
"Who cares?" was the reply as the two men started toward the Pub. "The
Caliph would never let one of his handmaidens marry a person not born
of royal blood. Whatever he promised was just an empty
promise. It would never have happened." Quantico clapped
Bags on his shoulder. "I did tell you that he was not a terribly
honorable man, didn't I?"
"You might have mentioned it last night. Maybe." Bags was
quiet for a while, until they turned up the alley that led to
Swineheart's. "What would have happened if we told you that we
don't know the secret to those exploding things?"
Quantico shrugged. "Nothing. We would have taken our horses
and gone home. Doubtful any trade would have happened between our
peoples and your kingdom would have been branded liars. Other
than that, nothing." He looked at Bags' shocked expression.
"What? You think we want to start a war? Are you people
crazy?"
"Maybe just one of us is." said Bags.
"No war, Bags. But I do want to talk about that yearly meeting
between our people. I think that would be a good thing. And
I also want to find out how you brought water from the sand." He
pushed open the door to the pub. "Now that. That was a good
trick."
"Yeah." said Bags. "Let's go find the man who did that. I
gotta few words to say to him too."
"How was I to know?" Pockets protested. "Ow!" He reached to the
back of his head and gingerly touched his bump. "I got a hell of a
headache, Bags."
"How bout I make it a bit worse?" Bags asked. "You told us that
these guys," he jerked his thumb at Quantico, "were here to kill us
all, and especially you. Now, I find out these guys didn't even know
your name!" He crossed his arms and glared at Pockets.
"Bags, if you’re gonna yell at me, you're gonna have to do it a leetle
bit quieter." Pockets said, not looking happy at all." He looked
at Quantico and asked "You guys didn't come here to kill, loot and
pillage?"
Quantico raised his eyebrows and said, quite seriously "No. We
were sent to find the secret to those things you threw at the ...
bandits that attacked you."
Pockets walked over to Quantico and looked up at the man. "You really
don't know who I am?"
Quantico sniffed and raised his head a bit. "You're a smelly little
man, and I recognize you from when you were in Bangala. I
remember you spoke to the Caliph, and ... Yes! You were the one that
asked for the handmaiden. I didn't recognize you without your
orange harem pants!"
"The smell comes from being laid on top of a bar table, chum. And
those weren't harem pants! They were a fashion statement."
"Everyone was laughing at you."
"With me. They were laughing WITH me."
"As you wish, little Pockets. They were laughing with you."
Quantico nodded solemnly, but winked at Bags. "Did you not hear
what the Caliph said when you asked for the handmaiden's hand?"
"Yeah," said Pockets. "He said only one of the royal family could wed a
handmaiden. That's why I pledged my service to him." He
scratched his chin. "That didn't make me a member of the family,
did it?"
"No. No, it did not." Quantico looked over at Bags and
said, "I'm going to go find my men and see that they are staying out of
trouble. If I stay much longer I will have to send a rider back
to Bangala to explain my absence."
Bags nodded and Quantico left. Halfway down the stairs, he could be
heard quite clearly, laughing around the words "Harem pants".
"Well." said Pockets, sitting down. "I do feel like an ass,
indeed."
"And you should." Bags agreed. "Well, what's done is done, and
there's nothing to be done for it."
"Really though, Bags, if I hadn't have made the mistake, things
wouldn't have gone as smoothly as they could have. Imagine what
would have occurred if those guys had ridden up to the gates, carrying
their great big knives. Why, it would have scared the stuffing
out of that old geezer at the gate. Who knows what would have
happened once they reached the market place?"
"Whatever you say, Pockets. Your screw up saved the day. Sure.
Why not?" Bags called down to Damien to bring up two mugs of
foam. "I just gotta ask one question. Why all the water?"
"I just wanted to see if I could do it." Pockets admitted. "I had
all those horse apples, and I really didn't want them around,
Bags. Really, really. They are bad stuff."
"Okay, I believe you." Bags said. "After seeing what they did to
the Cistern, how could I not. Those things are just pretty darn
dangerous. I'm not so sure we need to rebuild it. Maybe we should
tear it down and make a park or something."
"That's an idea. I think the Cistern is pretty well beat to
hell. It did hold back a very large horse apple explosion,
though." He thought about it for a second, and then said. You know, we
could run some pipes underground, heat 'em up, and turn the place into
a bath-house."
Bags gave him a dubious look.
"You know! A place to go and steam your troubles away! Don't you
remember that one village just outside of the swamps, near the
firelake? Remember how the mucky-mucks thought those were just
the best things? To sit in a bunch of steam and relax?"
Bags gave him a more dubious look.
"It's just an idea, Bags. Sheesh. Of course, it would be a
good place to have a park too. You know. A place where kids
could go fly a kite, old men could play card games out in the
open. We could have some benches built. OH! OH! And a
bandstand! You know how I love music." He started to get
excited until Bags gave him his patented "I just said that" look.
"You just said that, didn't you?" Pockets asked.
"Tell me more about these horse apples." Bags said.
"There's not a whole lot to tell, Bags. It's something I picked up
while you and I were in the army, right before I went to apprentice for
the Mad Wizard. There was this little man from one of the
Northern Plains who turned me onto the idea. He was telling me
about one time when his fertilizer shed blew up. I asked him what
he used for fertilizer, and do you know what he told me?"
"What?"
"Bat shit." Pockets nodded like crazy. "I kid you
not! He said he kept it next to his coal bin, and one day when
his fireplace was shooting sparks, one of them landed on the thatch of
his fertilizer shed, some caught fire, and it fell onto his stored,
dried bat guano."
He took a drink and continued. "The whole thing blew up! He
figured it was probably the dried guano, and tried over and over to get
it to happen again. He never did. I figure he just didn't
take the time to go over the events. Coal bin, guano, thatch."
"Thatch?" asked Bags.
"Yeah. The burning thatch released elemental sulphur; the coal
contained not only sulphur, but carbon, and the guano, potassium
nitrate. So I just played with the ingredients till I got it right."
Bags smiled and said, "I thought you said you put the ingredients in a
place you can't even get to them? Did I hear that right?"
Pockets smiled sheepishly and said "Aw, you know me better'n that,
Bags. I never forget anything. I couldn't very well tell
Harve that, now could I? He's a kid. He's got to
know. But if I tell him that I forgot it, he'll believe me.
He already thinks I'm strange."
Damien came in and placed the mugs between the two men.
"Pockets," he said, "you are not just strange. You are friggin'
strange." He smiled hugely, and left.
"See?" Pockets said, beaming. "My legend grows!" He gained a foam
mustache from his drink.
"To legends!" said Bags.
"To legends!" echoed Pockets.
"Hey, you two! Are you going to do that without me?" Grizelda
came in, carrying her own mug. She sat down next to Bags, raised her
own mug and said "To legends! Each and every one of us!"
"Well, I for one, am glad I'm not a legend." Bags said.
"Oh, don't be too sure, my love." Grizelda said. "I was listening to
some of the girls and they told me that you've become quite a bit of
the legend among the Bangalarians."
Bags sprayed his brew and said "What? Why?"
Grizelda just laughed and explained. "Apparently none of the
Bangalarian men would ever consider taking Quantico on man to
man. He's almost a god to them, and to have him beat... or even
fought to a draw... well, honey, that makes you almost a god to them
too!" She kissed him on the cheek and laughed some more at his obvious
discomfort.
Bags' face seemed to collapse in on itself, his lips compressed, his
brow furrowed. This lasted for just long enough for him to say
"To heck with it! Let them think what they will. We've got each
other, and as long as we know what we are, that's the important
thing."
He hoisted his glass again. "To legends!" The other two
wasted no time joining him.
Somewhere between the laughter and the gentle kidding about Pockets'
harem pants, Grizelda's description of how much the Bangalarian men
truly enjoyed the Social Club; the question of the water came up.
"Oh, it's only temporary." Pockets said. "It will soak back into
the ground. What my hope was, you see, is that it would work.
That pushing the water back up from the water table would create the
moat that you saw."
"What good would that do?" Grizelda asked.
"Why Griz! It would do all sorts of good!" Pockets said
energetically. "All we have to do is dig down just a bit and we
can have all the water we need to bring the forest back." He
smiled, thought back to Journiey, and said "I've sort of promised a
friend that I'd bring it back."
"A friend?" asked Bags. "Not another woman? Not another
one, Pockets."
"Well, that I couldn't say." Pockets said. "I only saw her for
just a bit, and I'm not so sure I'll see her again. At least not
till the forest comes back."
"Pockets," said Bags, "you have the absolute worst luck with women that
I've ever seen. I remember that red-head that you spent a winter
with. She slept in the stable as I remember. I also remember that
she had a very good reason." He turned to Grizelda and made a
very convincing whinny sound.
Pockets drained his mug and gave a very wet raspberry to Bags. To
Grizelda, he said worriedly, "How's Capitani? I was concerned
that her performance would drain her to the point of death."
"She's pretty bad off, it's no lie." said Grizelda. "But a cheerier
soul you'd never want to meet. I'd swear, if she was standing at
Death's door, she'd put out her hand to shake, do a headstand, tell a
few jokes and get Old Mister Bones laughing so hard, he'd lose a
shinbone."
"Yeah." said Pockets. "She's a wonder, that one."
"And," said Grizelda to Bags, "I think we're going to be gaining a few
new citizens. A few of the Bangalarians have decided to stick
around. Seems they like how this place is run. Not all is
well in Bangala, I think." She paused to drink the rest of her
ale. "One of them is Quantico. Looks like he has the hots
for Billie. And it looks like Billie has the hots for him."
"Well." said Bags. "Somehow that doesn't surprise me." He
smiled between drinking, and realizing his mug was empty, called to
Damien to bring more. "You know, we may just have to move up
here." He looked around, said "Throw up a few walls, bring up a
bed or two, and we got a new home."
"You'd like that, wouldn't you?" Grizelda said. "I don't
think that would be the best environment for a baby, do you?"
"This is a fine place, Griz. I think a little one would be just what it
needs." said Damien, as he produced three full mugs and removed three
empty one. "Besides, we already have one." He winked at
Pockets.
"Har, har, har." Pockets retorted.
Damien shrugged and said "Just calls 'em like I sees 'em, Pockets."
"Hey!" said Pockets. "That's not that bad an idea." To Damien, he
said, "What would be the chance I move in up here? I need a place to
stay, you know?"
Damien shook his head and said, "Nope. Sorry Pockets. This is a
pub, not a flop house. This room is for meetings and where you Gods
hold your court."
Grizelda added, "Besides, you have a Blacksmiths shop now, remember?"
Pockets perked up at that and said "Oh yeah! I just about forgot
that." He smiled and said "Never mind, Damien."
Damien shrugged, "No big deal to me.", turned and went back downstairs.
"Well..., what shall we do tomorrow, Bags?" Asked Grizelda.
Bag thought a bit, then he said, "I think tomorrow is a holiday. I for
one, am going swimming." He sniffed the air, turned to Pockets
and said "I think you should too."
Bags had declared the next day to be a holiday. In doing so, nothing
really changed. Merchants still sold their goods to whom ever was
buying, Bakers still rose before anyone else, and children continued to
play as if the world was theirs to command.
The ring of water did recede just a bit, but not as much as Pockets had
predicted. It stabilized with a depth around three feet and was
perfect for afternoon wading, splashing and the occasional bath.
Oddly, it did not affect the amount or flow of water that came out of
the villager's pumps.
A side effect of the water was the green that had started to sprout on
it's banks. Shoots of grass were peeking shyly around to see if
they had been noticed or if this was just a trick played on them.
"Eventually, the trees will come back." Pockets said.
"How do you know?" he was asked.
"They are lying dormant, just a bit below the surface. Just wait
and see, Griz. It'll seem like magic."
The Tree in the center of the Mansion dropped seed pods from its limbs
that day. One of the games Capitani had the children do was to
gather up the seed pods and at her starting command, run, run out into
the desert, but not to far, dig a hole and run back as fast as they
could. There was no prize, it was just the game that mattered.
She was doing remarkably well, healing from her performance. The
Everlight tea that Grizelda brewed brought a shine back to her eyes and
a rose bloom back to her cheeks. She puttered around the garden,
fussing over plants and clucking her tongue at the errant insect or
slug that had decided to make whatever plant they were on their dinner.
Bren and Thom had gone to explore their new village. Capitani had
cautioned them not to be late, as she was preparing stew. The two
men, mouth watering, promised to be back as quickly as possible.
Thom wanted to see what sort of medical facilities were in the kingdom
and Bren... well, he just wanted to see everything. Capitani
kissed both of them and then shooed them away for fun and adventure.
Bags and Grizelda spent the day lazily sitting at their little
beach. Bags had ordered that Damien provided refreshment, and so
Damien had set up a small bar outside the gates. Some of the long
tables had been planted and quite a number of the chairs. It
wasn't a booming business, but every so often some of the village folk
would wander out and wonder at the water and buy something to drink, to
eat, just to sit and talk. Many of them had never talked to their
king or queen, and found the two to be just folks. The people of
Tears would come away feeling assured that Bags and Grizelda were
something a bit different than they were used to, and in a good way.
Pockets twiddled away in his Blacksmith's shop, making diagrams and
drawings. He decided that the one thing that this place needed
was a fridgerator. It would keep things cooler and preserve their
freshness. He was devising a way to extrude copper pipe when he
heard the voice.
"How come you don't have any books around, Mister Not Pockets?"
Pockets jumped up from where he was bent over the forge and hit his
head on the flue. This shook down years of accumulated
soot. The soot rained over the top of his head and produced a
cloud that obscured his vision briefly.
"Well," he said, "it probably needed cleaning anyway." When the
soot cloud cleared, and he blinked his eyes free of the dust, he saw
Journiey, standing at his door. "Maybe I should install a bell at
the door. People keep sneaking up on me."
She laughed and entered. Journiey was wearing green, unsurprisingly,
and her hair was ringed with a tiara of flowers. Her feet were
unshod, and as she moved, they didn't leave any marks on the
floor. She moved with the grace of a dancer, and when she stopped
little sparkles seemed to flow around her briefly before
settling. She chose an old workbench as her throne, flowed onto
it with beauty and looked around the shop.
"I see no books, Pockets. Why is that?" she asked. "I see
pens and pencils and paper and parchment and not one single bit of
writing. Why is that? I thought all humans wrote."
Pockets said, quite tersely, "I never learned how to read, so that
means I probably don't know how to write." He moved about his
forge, twiddling a poker and continued, "Doesn't seem to matter,
though. I do all right. Anything I need to know, I just
ask."
"Ah." Journiey said simply. "Did you know that there are
over two hundred different combinations that would make harder
steel? Did you know that if you inflate a bag with hot air, it
rises? Did you know that your friend Davinci wrote volumes on the
human anatomy as well as extreme descriptions on machines he had
invented but never built? Did you know any of this?"
"No, I didn't. I knew he was writing and his drawings were
interesting, but what of it. They were his, not mine."
Pockets replied.
"Pockets, the world of writing is so that things can be shared.
The world of books is so that the sharing can be between people that
have never met." She thought a moment. "Right now, in a
land not to terribly far away, there is a man, who is writing a book
about adventure, and fighting and war. These are terrible things,
to be sure, but he's also writing about love, and loss, and finding
oneself."
"So...," Pockets mused, "if you fill a bag with hot air, it will rise."
She laughed. "Oh yes. That and so much more. It's all
contained in books, Pockets. I would hate to see you knowledge
pass away into dust and memory. Dust has no mind, and memory...
fades."
Pockets came closer and climbed onto the workbench to sit next to
Journiey. "I've heard all this before, Journiey. Bags and
Grizelda have been after me for years to learn to read. The nuns
all gave up on me, deeming me unteachable. It's not that I don't
want to, it's just that I can't."
"Oh, piffle!" Journiey put an arm around his shoulder and pulled
him close. "Maybe it was all in the way you were being
taught." She floated back down to the ground, turned back to him
and said, "You know... there is a library in this kingdom. Not
terribly well used and a lot of the books have gone to mold.
There are some interesting volumes there. Some dealing with
mechanics, some dealing with philosophy, some dealing with the wonders
of the stars themselves." She turned toward the door and made her
majestic way there. At the door, she turned and spoke
again. "You might be surprised to find a book there about you,
and Bags."
Pockets jumped down from the bench, saying with surprise "About me and
Bags? How? Why?"
Journiey smiled and said "It was written by a man that had heard tales
of two men, who seemed to find trouble wherever they went. He
became determined to track down their tales and capture them in books
for all to see. It is through books, you see, that things are not
forgotten. I'll be there if you decide to learn again."
"You'll teach me?" Pockets said, with tears in his eyes.
"I wouldn't trust it to anyone else. Oh, I might look a tiny bit
different." she cautioned. We wouldn't want people to know that a
tree spirit was among them." She winked and said "Come up and see me
some time." She was gone.
Pockets wiped his eyes. He didn't know why he had shed them, only
that they had come unbidden. He looked around at his shop,
feeling it was cramped and closed in. He decided he needed to get
out of the cave and find a broader perspective. He closed down the
forge, set his drawings under a stone for safekeeping, and left.
The day passed in loud and boisterous merriment. As promised, all
the people that had worked hard to make this an event had been paid
from the old treasury. Their pockets jingled as they went home
that night, smiling as they had not in a very long time.
The Bangalarians showed remarkable skill in drinking, and Damien was
hard pressed to keep up with them. At one point he turned to Bags
and said "I'm glad you're footing the bill for this!" before hurrying
off to fill another order.
Damien had to hire extra help and one, a woman named Marie, broad
faced, reddish hair, and easy laugh, quickly became a favorite.
Damien watched her handle a rough table, full of men with groping hands
and leering drunken smiles. She did it with ease, shushing rude
comments and artfully dodging hands aimed where they shouldn't be.
He called her over when she was done. "Where did you learn to
take care of yourself like that?"
"Oh, it's easy, sir. I grew up with eleven brothers." she
replied.
Damien nodded and said "Don't call me sir. I expect you to be
punctual, handle the orders just like you did at that table, and treat
all customers with respect and ... and... ", he had run out of
steam because Marie was looking up at him with her twinkling green eyes
and smiling.
"Of course... Damien." she said, before running off to take another
order. Damien felt like his whole world had shifted. And it
was a good thing.
The sun moved through it courses, and the stars came out. Bags
and Grizelda were walking back to the Mansion when a thought suddenly
occurred to Grizelda. "Bags," she said, "have you seen Pockets at
all today?"
Bags thought briefly and said "Nope. I know he was down at his
shop. Maybe he's working on something that will surprise and
amaze us."
Grizelda looked in the direction of the Blacksmith's shop, dark and a
bit gloomy. "I hope he's all right."
Bags put an arm around Grizelda and said "Griz, if there's one thing I
know about Pockets, it's that he's all right. He does some stupid
things on occasion, and I mean really, really stupid things.
Sometimes what he does makes no sense to me at all. It may take
some time for him to figure it all out, but when he does, he is always
all right."
"I know." she said. "But it's part of my job in this family to
worry."
A light was shining from one of the high windows in the Keep.
'My life is good." thought Pockets.
He sat on one of the stones of the parapet outside of what he called
his room. It was in the Keep, and very high up. Pockets
didn't really like to be that high, but he loved the view, so he
figured the trade off was worth it.
From his perch, he could see the entire kingdom. He could see the
lights on in the Mansion and see tiny figures moving against the
lights. He pretended he could hear laughter from the group as
Bags told them tales from their adventures or jokes that he had heard a
thousand times.
He imagined sitting there, among the family, eating and talking and
just being... normal. He sighed. He knew, for all his
imagining and wishing that it would never be, could never be true.
His life, his mind, drifting between hither and yon, this world and the
next and the one after that, was made up of such stuff that even he did
not understand it. He envied Bags, for his normalcy, for his love
of Grizelda, for the ability to walk down the street and not wonder at
... for simply being able to walk down the street with a calm
mind.
He was not sad, truly. He was, if anything, perhaps a bit
melancholy, a bit cheered, a bit distant. He did, indeed, love
his life. All the little things that came and went, the
adventures, the bad times, the good times. And the people.
Ah, yes. It was the people that he met.
Grizelda, with her never ending capacity to love, to accept, to try to
understand. How lucky was he to have her in his life. How
fortunate to have someone that would be there to correct him when he
was wrong, to love him for all his faults and oddities.
Capitani, with her bottomless joy and love of everything and everyone.
Her husband Thom seemed like a very good man, incredibly
supportive. Bren, whose real name was Josh, but Capitani
introduced him as Bren just as a joke. Exactly the sort of thing
she'd do. Josh or Bren, either way, was a lucky boy to have such
parents. The boy himself, bright and curious with a wicked sense
of humor. Yes, he'd do fine in the future.
'Good lord!' he thought to himself. 'How many have there been?
Hundreds? Thousands?' And now there was Journiey, who was
going to teach him one of the things that had always been outside his
reach.
And there was Bags. Bags from the beginning and Bags to the
end. Friend, brother, father. There were no words, only
images of past adventures.
A tear ran down his smiling face. He paid it no mind. He
wondered, though at the amount of tears he had shed over the past few
weeks. It was as if he had never cried before, there seemed to be
so many.
"Maybe I'm getting old." he said. "Sensitive in my old age."
He longed to hear the music of the Queen's Gamboni again, to talk to
Bruce or listen to Suzy's laughter as she went off on one of her wild
tales of their adventures. He knew they had gone to a land where she
said magic ruled, and he wondered how it all turned out.
"Thinking and thinking and solving problems I create", he thought
aloud. "That's all I'm really good for."
A figure detached from the wall behind him. It was dressed in the
black and white, day and night of her trade. Capitani crossed
over to where Pockets was sitting, and joined him. Her legs
dangled over the edge and as she swung them, her heels would make a
rhythmic thump on the stones.
"I figured I'd find you up here. Bren was asking about you." she
said, looking off in to the distance.
"I thought his name is Josh." Pockets said.
"If I start to call him Josh now, everyone will be confused." she
laughed. "So here, in this place, I'll call him Bren. At
least for a little while. Maybe on his next birthday I'll change
his name to the right one."
The two sat in silence, looking out over the kingdom. Lights
could be seen coming on or going off in the various houses, shacks, and
shops.
"It's beautiful up here." She said, interrupting the night.
"Yes." he agreed. "It is."
"You know, Pockets," she began, "if I had not have met Thom..." she let
it trail off.
"I like it up here," he said, "because up here it's quiet.
Because up here, there's just me and my thoughts, and up here I can't
cause any trouble."
"Shall I go, then?" she asked, looking at him.
He turned and looked at her full in the face. He took in the
tired brow, the blue eyes that shone with just the start of a tear and
he shook his head. "No. It's okay. I was just ... somewhere
else."
"Somewhere sad?" she asked.
"No. Not really." He sighed. Somewhere in the
distance, in the dark, a few notes of a flute floated up to them.
"Actually, I was thinking how lucky I am, to have all the people in my
life. People like you." He started to reach up to stroke
her cheek, but stopped half way and the hand softly drifted back to his
lap. "Sometimes I don't think I deserve them, Capitani."
"Ah, but Pockets." she said. "Have you ever stopped to think that
these very people feel the same way about you? That without you
in their life, it would be so very dull and lifeless?"
She reached over, picked up his hand and stroked her cheek with
it. He stiffened slightly, but she ignored it, and continued to
hold his hand. "I won't go anywhere, my friend. Not yet,
anyway."
Softly, in a far off voice, he replied, "I know."
Night birds twittered in counter-point to the flute, which was a good
thing, because while the birds knew their song, the flautist apparently
did not. Overhead, a shooting star dropped from the sky to circle
the planet and fling itself back out into the void. Bigun, the
larger of the twin moons shone down with reflected light, and
smiled.
"Just old ghosts, Capi." Pockets said. "I have a wonderful
life." He nodded. "Yes I do. There are just some times,
though..."
"I know, Pockets. We all have those moments." she filled in the
space.
"I wish I could tell you what is in my head. I wish I could show
you the things I have seen. There are times when I wish to find
the Mad Wizard and have him take back all the gifts that he gave
me." He looked over at her. "I don't know everything, you
know?"
She laughed and hugged him and kissed his cheek. Then she stood
up and walked the dangerous parapet for a few feet before doing a
handstand and bouncing back to sit next to him.
"Pockets", she said, in a deep and sonorous voice, "nobody knows
everything! Their head would blow up!" She poked him in the
ribs, which got a wriggle out of him. She bopped him on the top
of his head, which got a poke at her in response.
"There you go! Come back to life, little Pockets." she smiled at him.
"When you go away, it makes me feel sad and lonely."
"You have Thom, and Jo.. Bren. Now, you have Griz and Bags, too."
he said.
"Ah, this is true, this is true." She sang as she hopped off the
parapet and stood with her hands on her hips, facing him. She
stood there so long in silence that Pockets had to turn around and look
back. Quick as a wink, perhaps a bit quicker, she rushed up to
him, pulled his face forward with both her hands and kissed him full on
the lips. Then she let him go, without removing her hands.
"Do not think, not for one second, Mister Chester Pockets, that you
being out of anyone’s life will keep them from being sad and
lonely. YOU are, and you always will be the one, the only, truly
incredible Pockets."
She leaned forward as if to whisper in his ear. Instead, she
gently bit it, which produced a yelp from him. "And that was for
ever, every thinking otherwise!" She bounded away from him, while
he reached up and rubbed the place where her teeth had been.
"That hurt, Capitani!" he complained.
"Oh, don't be such a baby!" she said. She put her hands behind her back
and wriggled at him with a mischevious smile on her face. "I brought
you a present."
"You did what?" Pockets asked, uncomprehendingly.
"I brought you a present! Well... actually, it was Thom and Bren,
but they asked me, and I told them I thought it was perfect. So
the three of us went back to the Midway and we got it for you."
She disappeared through the doors to his bedroom. A second later,
her head popped back out to say, "Wait here." before
disappearing. A moment after that it reappeared to say "Don't go
anywhere." and she was gone.
The third time it popped back to ask "Have you gone yet?" Pockets cried
out "Capi!" And she came out on to the parapet with her hands
behind her back.
"Now, it's not much, but I want to tell you the story first. Is that
all right?" she asked.
Pockets nodded.
"Thom and Bren were walking through the midway when they saw this
thing. It was a small thing, but they said it reminded them so
much of you, they just had to have it, but they came and got me to make
sure."
"Sure of what?" Pockets asked.
"That you'd take it. That you'd accept it." she answered.
"So, when I saw it, I knew it was the perfect thing too, but I wanted
to make sure as well. Tonight, after Bags and Grizelda came home,
we showed them this thing and they thought it was perfect as well."
"We were going to bring it down to the shop to surprise you, but when
we got there, it was all dark and locked up. By the way, those
locks are the neatest things. Did you make them to keep folks out or
keep you in?" She waited for his answer.
"Uh," replied Pockets, after he realized it was his turn, "I don't want
anyone to get hurt, so it's to keep folks out when I'm not there."
Capitani nodded. "I figured as much. There was a woman there,
large, dressed in a green gown, beautiful face. She said we might
find you up here." she paused and gave Pockets a sideways sly
look. "Is this someone I should be worried about, Pockets, my
love?"
Caught off guard, Pockets could only stammer. "Nnno. She's
just... well.. she's a friend." He gave up and said "She's going to
teach me how to read."
"Oh, how marvelous!" Capitani laughed and clapped. "That's
wonderful, Pockets, really it is." She smiled at him, with her
big blue eyes shining, until he could not help it but smile back.
"Now... where was I? You know I get lost these days..."
"Journiey told you that I was up here." Pockets supplied.
"Ohhhhh. It's Journiey, huh?" Capitani poked. Pockets obligingly
blushed silently in the dark.
"Okay, we saw the light on in your room and the others sent me up to
get you. I decided that was kind of silly, when they could very
well come up and see you themselves. I told them, however, to
wait for my signal before coming up, because I wanted to talk to you."
Her face showed a bit of confusion, and she pulled on hand from behind
her back and counted. "Found Pockets. Check." She ticked off one
finger. "Talk to Pockets." She looked at him, and asked
"All right?"
He nodded, smiling at her silliness. "I'm much better, Capitani."
he said.
"Good, and check." she ticked off another finger. "Give Pockets
his present." She peered at him again. Stepping closer without
revealing what was behind her back, she looked all around him, left and
right and said "Hmmm... Not check."
She looked at her hand with it's two fingers and one thumb, and
continued, "Now... where did I put it? It was here just a minute
ago."
She reached behind her and brought her other hand out, empty.
"Nope. Not there."
Again, she reached behind her with her free hand, and brought out her
other hand, empty as well. "Not there either. Well, this is a
mystery!" She put on a pouty face of pondering disappointment.
Pockets started to chuckle where he sat. Quietly he applauded her for
his private performance of Capitani's foolery.
"I know!" she said. She bounded straight up, did a somersault,
which revealed something small and brown at her back, held by one
hand. She landed facing him, and said, "Did you see it?"
Pockets nodded.
"Where was it?" she asked worriedly. "I've been looking for it
everywhere!"
"Capi, it's behind you! In your hand!" Pockets cried, exactly as
if he was a child at a birthday party.
Capitani looked very puzzled, pulled her hand out from behind her back,
empty. "You mean this hand?" She asked him.
Pockets was now laughing full blown. He couldn't help
himself. It was a joy to be here, to be him, and see his friend
performing for just him. He had to steady himself to keep from
falling off the parapet.
"No! In your other hand!" he cried, laughing.
Her other hand came out empty as well. More puzzled then every,
she complained, "Well, phooey. Perhaps you should come show me,
Mister Chester Pockets, if you know so much!"
She stood there while Pockets hopped down from his perch. He
walked over to her, his smiling eyes never leaving hers. Standing
toe to toe, nose to nose, he reached, gingerly around her with both
hands.
And felt something furry. His eyes grew wide and he said "What
the hell?"
"Don't you let go of it, buddy." Capitani said. She kissed
him once again on the lips and leapt right out of his embrace, to land
a few feet away, near the door.
Pockets looked at what he held. It was small, and it was brown,
and it smiled back at him with a crooked grin and beady eyes. Its
arms were short and stubby and its legs were too long for its
body. What tail it had looked more like an after thought than the
real thing. And it was stuffed.
"It's a monkey." was all he said, smiling. He pulled it close and
hugged it. From closed eyes, tears started to run down his face,
leaking into his smile.
Capitani nodded to herself, walked over to the parapet and whistled,
long and loud. She turned and walked back to Pockets, and gently
said. "You might want to pull yourself together, Chet. How often
do your friends see you crying over a stuffed monkey?"
Pockets wiped his eyes with one hand and nodded, and said "Aw, to hell
with 'em." He kissed Capitani on her cheek and whispered. "Thank
you, Capi."
"My pleasure, Chet."
There was a dinner that night, held in the high room of the Keep.
There was laughter, and there was song. Queen's Gamboni had
returned from their adventure at the Village of Shopkeepers with a tale
of wonder and magic. Harv and Carlie, reunited, left off as if no
time had elapsed. They were inseparable, and apparently could
hear nothing that was going on.
"Get a room, you two!" Suzy cried. At her prompting, they did
just that, somewhere else in the Keep.
Bags told a tale about a merchant, out on the Midway, who was accosted
by two men. Apparently the two men became enamored with one of
the merchant's wares, something he had just that very day received from
one of the merchants of Bangala.
The merchant was told by these two men that if he sold it his life
would be forfeit. So fearing for his life, he held onto it until the
two men returned, followed by a fearsome woman, dressed in black and
white.
The woman walked straight up to the merchant, and flanked by the two
men looked him in the eyes and asked in a rather gruff and foreign
sounding voice. "How much for the monkey?"
The merchant, terrified for his life, gave out an answer that was half
the price of the stuffed animal. After paying the asked for
price, the threatening trio disappeared into the crowd.
The merchant, a law abiding man if ever there was one, went straight to
the pub and complained to Bags about the evil people in the
kingdom. Bags consoled the man, paid him the other half of the
price of the monkey and bought him an ale.
"And that is the sort of trouble I have!" Bags complained. "If I had
not recognized the outfit you wear, Capitani, I would have had to
organize a search party to find the bad guys and bring them to justice."
"Trouble?" asked Capitani. "Me?" She blinked her blue eyes and
smiled sweetly. "Lil’ old me?"
"Don't you believe her, Bags." her husband injected. "She may
look sweet on the outside, but on the inside..." he suddenly found he
couldn't finish the sentence. Probably because of the elbow that
appeared in his midriff. When he got his breath back, he
continued, a bit harshly "On the inside, you'll find her just as sweet."
"Thank you, dear." Capitani said, smiling broadly to show her innocence.
"Have you named him yet?" Grizelda asked of Pockets.
"Sure!" Pockets replied. "He told me his name the second he met
me." He held the monkey in one hand, and manipulated its head
until it was looking directly at Grizelda. "His name is Simon."
Grizelda made a sideways comment to Bags, "He looks like he's looking
right at you, doesn't he?"
The conversation broke down to how lifelike the stuffed monkey, Simon
was. Everyone had to hold him and commented upon how soft he
was. Everyone had a turn at making his head turn and manipulating
him so that he danced or sung, or told jokes.
Nobody was better at it then Bags. In Bags' hands Simon took on a
broader life, answering questions and asking some of his own.
Quickly, it seemed, Simon had become part of the group.
"It seems that Simon has found his place in our legend, Bags." Pockets
said when Simon came back to him. "Did you know that there are
books in the library that contain stories about us?"
"No way!" said Bags and Grizelda, together.
"I didn't even know we had a library." said Bags.
"How do you know that, Pockets?" asked Grizelda. "You can't read."
"Not yet," said Pockets, "but I will."
"What brought this change about?" Grizelda asked. She turned to
the others and explained that Pockets had never had much use for
reading.
"Well, see. There's this friend, who's going to be helping me
learn. She's the one that told me about the books."
"She?" asked Bags, his eyes growing wide. "Not another woman,
Pockets." He placed his face in his hands and said again, "Not another
woman." Theatrical sobbing came from his hands, but it was
obvious to all that he was smiling all the while.
"It's not like that at all, Bags. This is a special woman.
Her name is Journiey, and she's a wood spirit, okay?
"Sure she is." said Grizelda, winking broadly. "A special woman,
for a special man."
"Aw Griz, quit teasing. This will be different, I promise.
No more trouble-making for me." Pockets crossed his heart.
"Besides," he continued, "I'm not going to have time for
trouble-making. I'm going to be making something rather unusual
for the next few weeks. I'll need to learn to read if I'm going
to find the sort of information I'm looking for."
"Oh. My. God." said Bags, splitting each word into its separate
sentence. "What are you going to make this time?"
"I call it a 'hot air balloon'" Pockets said. "It's for traveling
long distances through the air."
"Through the air?!" Suzy exclaimed. "Well, that would be novel,
that it would." She turned to Bruce and asked "Do ye think we
could maybe work up a song about that, lover? Bags and Pockets
and Grizelda too, all sailing though the air?"
"And let's not forget about Simon!" Capitani chimed in.
"Legends" muttered Pockets. "That's what we'll all be someday."
"Damn straight!" said Grizelda. Standing up, she raised her
glass. "To legends!" she toasted.
"Wait!" said Pockets. Grizelda looked at him puzzled. He
stood up on the table and raised his own glass, "To Legends, most
certainly." He paused and looked around at all the faces there,
familiar, warm, loving. "But to family, most
definitely!" He took a mighty swallow and said "To Family!"
And the roar went out through the open window, to float up to the moons
and fall back again.
"To Family!"
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