Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: Famous Persons of Arkham 19

Dr. Hiram Wortweasle with three subjects of his experiments in shrinking the human body.
The subjects are shown in the three basic stages, from the initial cellular re-arrangement, to the final small size.
Dr. Wortweasle fell into his own vats one afternoon, and shrunk to three inches in height. When he climbed out, his cat ate him.

Homer W. Waterberry, shown here pregnant with his second child.
His wife, the Hon. Mrs. Waffle Waterberry, was a professional hen-teaser and boxing promoter.

Watson P. Bugy was Arkham's Boogyman in the late 1880s, until an enterprising child surprised him with a version of the Maylasian Man-Trap.

Freddie Bean rehearses for a Temple ritual.
His assistant had forgotten to substitute water for the usual sulphuric acid that morning.

The Puggh family found a use for surly adolescent children.
Attack-trained adolescents became quite the rage in Arkham in the 1930s, and crime dropped to a new low.

The Cthulhu Scouts for Girls Homecoming float in 1952

Arkham's Poet Laureate, Joseph Quincy Raddle, wrote many poems about Arkham.
He also wrote many of the hymns and chants used in Temple rituals, the best known being the beloved children's song, "Cthulhu Loathes Me."

Miss Etta Grassbite with an early example of the famed "Cthulhu-Fish" on a Society of Dagon parade banner.
The symbolism behind the spoons on her garment is unknown to non-initiates, but it may be said that the Society's clubroom has quite a collection of human skulls with the top of the head removed.

It's always wonderful to watch the children when they see The Oldest Snake for the first time in the Temple.
He could easily swallow one of them ..... and sometimes does.

Pretty Molly Twinkle likes to explain to people that she is not a "vegetarian," but a "humanitarian."
She isn't kidding.

The interment of Big Homer Blefuscu on November 28th, 1932.
Big Homer, the tallest man in Arkham, worked at the Arkham Funeral Parlor for many years, until he accidentally fell into one of the pickling vats.
It was deemed best to bury him.

The Arkham Senior Class Rocket Club launched freshman Evander C. Zuckenfuss into a sub-orbital path on May 15th, 1981.
The feat was achieved by strapping 73,521 model rocketry engines to Evander's legs, and touching them off.
Most of Evander landed in Nepal, while bits of him drifted down over France.


	Homer W. Waterberry, shown here pregnant with his second child. His wife, the Hon. Mrs. Waffle Waterberry, was a professional hen-teaser and boxing promoter.


Watson P. Bugy was Arkham's Boogyman in the late 1880s, until an enterprising child surprised him with a version of the Maylasian Man-Trap.


	Freddie Bean rehearses for a Temple ritual. His assistant had forgotten to substitute water for the usual sulphuric acid that morning.


The Puggh family found a use for surly adolescent children. Attack-trained adolescents became quite the rage in Arkham in the 1930s, and crime dropped to a new low.


Arkham's Poet Laureate, Joseph Quincy Raddle, wrote many poems about Arkham. He also wrote many of the hymns and chants used in Temple rituals, the best known being the beloved children's song, "Cthulhu Loathes Me."


	Miss Etta Grassbite with an early example of the famed "Cthulhu-Fish" on a Society of Dagon parade banner. The symbolism behind the spoons on her garment is unknown to non-initiates, but it may be said that the Society's clubroom has quite a collection of human skulls with the top of the head removed.


It's always wonderful to watch the children when they see The Oldest Snake for the first time in the Temple. He could easily swallow one of them ..... and sometimes does.


	Pretty Molly Twinkle likes to explain to people that she is not a "vegetarian," but a "humanitarian." She isn't kidding.


The interment of Big Homer Blefuscu on November 28th, 1932. Big Homer, the tallest man in Arkham, worked at the Arkham Funeral Parlor for many years, until he accidentally fell into one of the pickling vats. It was deemed best to bury him.


	The Arkham Senior Class Rocket Club launched freshman Evander C. Zuckenfuss into a sub-orbital path on May 15th, 1981. The feat was achieved by strapping 73,521 model rocketry engines to Evander's legs, and touching them off. Most of Evander landed in Nepal, while bits of him drifted down over France.