Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: Famous Persons of Arkham 30

Samuel Phillipus Hoonsocket: respected demonologist and High Priest, collected esoteric manuscripts in many languages, not all of them human.
He and his collection spontaneously burst into flame one afternoon in 1927 and burned to unrecognizable ashes.
It is said that if you listen closely in his former Library on the anniversary of his immolation you can hear a thin, shrill scream.

The 1921 graduating class of the Dumont School of Psychiatric Nursing smiles for the camera. All held advanced degrees in at least seven different martial arts and shot expert with the Thompson sub-machine gun.
This school is well respected, as the survival rate of its graduates who go on to jobs at the Arkham Asylum tends to average at least 65%.

Five lovely female Temple Acolytes resting between rites at the Temple of Dagon in 1936.
The female Temple Acolytes are usually chosen from the ranks of the Cthulhu Scouts for Girls, and serve for one year at a time. Most of them survive the experience and may choose to become Temple Maidens or even go on to be Priestesses.

Millie Winbustle stood seven feet tall, and could not find a husband because of it.
Then she met Marvin Inktoast, and it was love at first sight. They raised a family of seven children, each standing a full seven and one-half feet when fully grown.

Nancy Twiddle kept her husband, Otis, partially buried in cement in the middle of their bed for the first seven years of their marriage in 1962.
On the eighth year, she moved him to the back yard and incorporated him into the new swimming pool ... at the bottom.

Mary and Myra Snapbasket performed in the famous "Ballet de Noir" for many years, until the alligators slipped free one night and ate their arms off.
Their next performance was a water ballet, with pirahanas, but that only ran for one performance.

Wanda Frumetty was overly fond of sunbathing while covered with raw honey.
She maintained that it was good for her skin, and was a "natural" way to better health.
One afternoon, in March of 1954, the ants got her.

Hiram Shuttlebonk fancied himself a Wizard, until he tried to invoke Nyarlathotep without proper protections.
Hiram was never found.

In the hills above Arkham one can search for Witayotl, the devil-god of the Mound-Builders.
If it finds you first, however, you won't come back.

Elsie Jeanne Thomas was a popular scryer and part-time waitress of the late 1920's.
She was pulled into her crystal ball one night .... and all that remains are her eyes, which can sometimes be seen looking out from the crystal.

The study of the bodies and artifacts found in the Arkham Ice Caves is a major portion of the efforts of the Historical Forensics Association.
The results of these studies are a closely guarded secret.

Harold Hornblossom was standing too close to the epicenter of the Accident of 1928
When his corpse was exhumed for examination in 1993, it was found to be completely fresh, with no signs of decomposition .... and dangerously radioactive.


	The 1921 graduating class of the Dumont School of Psychiatric Nursing smiles for the camera. All held advanced degrees in at least seven different martial arts and shot expert with the Thompson sub-machine gun. This school is well respected, as the survival rate of its graduates who go on to jobs at the Arkham Asylum tends to average at least 65%.


Five lovely female Temple Acolytes resting between rites at the Temple of Dagon in 1936. The female Temple Acolytes are usually chosen from the ranks of the Cthulhu Scouts for Girls, and serve for one year at a time. Most of them survive the experience and may choose to become Temple Maidens or even go on to be Priestesses.


	Millie Winbustle stood seven feet tall, and could not find a husband because of it. Then she met Marvin Inktoast, and it was love at first sight. They raised a family of seven children, each standing a full seven and one-half feet when fully grown.


Nancy Twiddle kept her husband, Otis, partially buried in cement in the middle of their bed for the first seven years of their marriage in 1962. On the eighth year, she moved him to the back yard and incorporated him into the new swimming pool ... at the bottom.


	Mary and Myra Snapbasket performed in the famous "Ballet de Noir" for many years, until the alligators slipped free one night and ate their arms off. Their next performance was a water ballet, with pirahanas, but that only ran for one performance.


Wanda Frumetty was overly fond of sunbathing while covered with raw honey. She maintained that it was good for her skin, and was a "natural" way to better health. One afternoon, in March of 1954, the ants got her.


	Hiram Shuttlebonk fancied himself a Wizard, until he tried to invoke Nyarlathotep without proper protections. Hiram was never found.


In the hills above Arkham one can search for Witayotl, the devil-god of the Mound-Builders. If it finds you first, however, you won't come back.


	Elsie Jeanne Thomas was a popular scryer and part-time waitress of the late 1920's. She was pulled into her crystal ball one night .... and all that remains are her eyes, which can sometimes be seen looking out from the crystal.


The study of the bodies and artifacts found in the Arkham Ice Caves is a major portion of the efforts of the Historical Forensics Association. The results of these studies are a closely guarded secret.


	Harold Hornblossom was standing too close to the epicenter of the Accident of 1928 When his corpse was exhumed for examination in 1993, it was found to be completely fresh, with no signs of decomposition .... and dangerously radioactive.