Campus Crusade for Cthulhu: Famous Persons of Arkham 33

Willard Gassnail and his multiple personalities were captured on film with an experimental camera early in 1930.
The female personality at lower right turned out to be an axe-murderess, and when a second attempt was made to photograph the personalities, she took control and chopped the camera, and the cameraman, into tiny bits.

Albert Davies and his Mechanical Glass Harmonica.
It was hoped that the mechanical action of the Harmonica would obviate the usual effects of the instrument, but Mr. Davies went crazy anyway.

Two unknown ladies from out of town walking on the Ugandan Carniverous Grass that was planted along the walkway by the Miskatonic that year.
These two made it out with the loss of their feet, but small dogs and pigeons are not so fortunate.

Mildred Hopewood Thermowhistle in 1937.
She was a formidable leader of Arkham high society until she spontaneously petrified one afternoon at lunch. No one noticed the change in her for several hours.

Robert and Osgood Beard with their "Philogiston Converter."
This device was designed to convert the body's philogiston into breatheable air. On testing under fifteen feet of water, both brothers drowned.

Mildred Saucewaddle never fully recovered from the events at the Cotillion of the summer of 1870.
She kept the axe on her mantlepiece as a memento.

Millicent "Sparkle" Twinkie was completely turned around at the waist.
Her especially designed chairs can be seen at the Arkham Museum of Natural History.

Zerah Hopkins was instrumental in gaining the right to vote for clones, constructs and pseudo-humans in Arkham.

The Booger-Man Statue in the old Ruritanian section of Arkham is regarded as a landmark, and very edifying for misbehaving children.
The expressions of terror on the carved children as the Booger-Man eats them are especially delightful.

The evening Gathering is a regular tradition for Arkham families. Sometimes a family Sacrifice is performed, but always the Ritual is held.

The Queen of the Universe on her visit to Arkham in 1926.
Everyone found the Immortal Ruler and leader of the Gonzalez Cult to be congenial and quite a sparkling personality, and wishes her all the best in her hunt for "Mr. Right."

Albert and Ethel Bjarni at their hunting lodge in 1959.
Albert was fond of hunting, and Ethel served wonderfully as a decoy, sitting under a tree with a six-pack of cold beer.
Albert would bag at least seven hunters each season.


	Albert Davies and his Mechanical Glass Harmonica. It was hoped that the mechanical action of the Harmonica would obviate the usual effects of the instrument, but Mr. Davies went crazy anyway.


Two unknown ladies from out of town walking on the Ugandan Carniverous Grass that was planted along the walkway by the Miskatonic that year. These two made it out with the loss of their feet, but small dogs and pigeons are not so fortunate.


	Mildred Hopewood Thermowhistle in 1937. She was a formidable leader of Arkham high society until she spontaneously petrified one afternoon at lunch. No one noticed the change in her for several hours.


Robert and Osgood Beard with their "Philogiston Converter." This device was designed to convert the body's philogiston into breatheable air. On testing under fifteen feet of water, both brothers drowned.


	Mildred Saucewaddle never fully recovered from the events at the Cotillion of the summer of 1870. She kept the axe on her mantlepiece as a memento.


Millicent "Sparkle" Twinkie was completely turned around at the waist. Her especially designed chairs can be seen at the Arkham Museum of Natural History.


	Zerah Hopkins was instrumental in gaining the right to vote for clones, constructs and pseudo-humans in Arkham.


The Booger-Man Statue in the old Ruritanian section of Arkham is regarded as a landmark, and very edifying for misbehaving children. The expressions of terror on the carved children as the Booger-Man eats them are especially delightful.


	*The evening Gathering is a regular tradition for Arkham families. Sometimes a family Sacrifice is performed, but always* the Ritual is held.**


The Queen of the Universe on her visit to Arkham in 1926. Everyone found the Immortal Ruler and leader of the Gonzalez Cult to be congenial and quite a sparkling personality, and wishes her all the best in her hunt for "Mr. Right."


	Albert and Ethel Bjarni at their hunting lodge in 1959. Albert was fond of hunting, and Ethel served wonderfully as a decoy, sitting under a tree with a six-pack of cold beer. Albert would bag at least seven hunters each season.