Sorry, no movies yet. Here's the script for my first one:

Jacob and Bob: Partners in Slime script


Episode I: Where it All Slimed [Headlong]


Jacob: (Whining) Man, nothing interesting ever happens to me.
Bob: [Falls off 2 cliffs] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa......
Jacob: ...umm... [Looks around nervously]
Later
Bob: [Looks at Jacob]
Jacob: [Looks at Bob]
Bob: Who are you?
Jacob: [Pull out Magnum] You first.
Bob: [Pull out Needler] No, you.
Jacob: [Pull out Rocket Launcher] You!
Bob: [Steps back] Okay, I'm (Flute Noise). You?
Jacob: [Looks around]
Bob: You can call me Bob.
Jacob: (Quickly) Yeah I'll go with that! (Not quickly) I'm Jacob by the way.
Later, near where the heavy vehicle spawns
Bob: [Running over hill] (Shouting) Hey, Jacob! Look what I got! [Takes out Sword]
Jacob: Hey I want one!
Bob: You can get one at the store!
Jacob: Where's that?
Bob: Well, you live here...
Later, at the store
Jacob: Do you have any of those pointy, blue, swordy-things?
Store Keeper: Ahh, you're too late! Some alien guy took the last one!
Jacob: Could you order one?
Store Keeper: Sure, come back Tuesday, we'll have some more.
Jacob: What's today?
Store Keeper: Wednesday.
Jacob: [Crouch and aim] Gimme one!
Store Keeper: ...What are you doing?
Jacob: What?
Store Keeper: Get up!
Jacob: Huh?
Store Keeper: If you aren't going to buy anything then get out!
Later, back near the heavy vehicle
Bob: So, did you get one?
Jacob: (Sighs) No, they were all out. I have to go back Tuesday.
Bob: Ah well...... So, did you get one?
Jacob: [Aim gun at Bob] ...I really don't like you.
Bob: What?
End


Episode II: Attack of the Slime [Headlong, Beaver Creek]

Jacob: Hey, Bob! Do you want to help me in my work?
Bob: Huh? What work?
Jacob: Every Saterday I go to my Boss and get work.
Bob: ... Huh...? What exactly IS your job?
Jacob: Infiltrating Facilities, like... [Looks around nervously] well... [Looks around nervously] places that are doing bad things, you know, those kind of places.
Bob: Ohhhhh... like Wal-Mart!
Jacob: Yeah! Only, the headquarters.
Bob: ... Quarters... of head?
Jacob: (Sighs) The Base Of Operations, DUH!
Bob: Oh, right...
Later, at Boss's office
Jacob: Okay, Boss. What's our next mission?
Boss: This next mission-
Bob: (Cutting in, loudly) The Boss is a girl!?!
[Jacob and Boss look at Bob, Bob looks at Jacob and Boss]
Boss: ANYWAYYY... This next mission is a tricky one. You have to infiltrate the Wal-Mart HQ...
Bob: Toldya!
[Jacob and Boss look at Bob, Bob looks at Jacob and Boss]
Boss: Will you stop interrupting PLEASE!
Bob: (Smallish) Sorry.
Boss: ...And obtain the Memory Cube. Now go.
Jacob: Yes Sir! I mean Ma'am! Ma'am. Yeah. Ma'am. I meant Ma'am. I said Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am.     Yes Ma'am!
[Bob and Boss look at Jacob, Jacob looks at Bob and Boss]
Jacob: Let's go.
Beaver Creek On top of the Blue Base
Jacob: [Crouching] (Whispering) So, did you bring your Sniper?
Bob: [Crouching] (Whispering) Yep... [Takes out Beam Rifle] ...got it right here.
Jacob: (Whispering) That's a Sniper?
Bob: (Whispering) Yeah, you want to see how it works?
Jacob: (Whispering) Sure... [Points through window with Magnum] ...shoot that guy down there.
[Guard 2 walks past Guard 1, they both nod to each other, Guard 2 keeps going]
Bob: (Whispering) Okay. [Shoots above Guard 1's head] (Not wispering) Oops, I missed!
Jacob: (Shouting) Let ME shoot this time!
[Guard 2 runs back, Jacob shoots him and Guard 1]
Jacob: (Angrily) Get your short range weapon out, now!!!
[Jacob pulls out Shotgun and jumps through the window. Bob pulls out sword and jumps through the window]
Both: HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Bob: [Looking around] Where is everybody?
Jacob: [Looking around] I don't know.
Guard 3: [Walks around corner] What's all this commo- Who are you two?!?
Jacob: Uhh... [Puts down weapon] we're new workers!
Bob: I thought we were here to kill everyone and steal the Memory Cu-
Jacob: (Whispering) Shush!
Guard 3: You can't possibly be new workers!
Jacob: Why not?
Guard 3: Because we don't hire stupid people! They are our mortal enemies!
Jacob: What are you, a Walton?!
Guard 3: As a matter of fact, yes! [Melees Jacob]
End


Episode III: 2+1=...Slime! [Midship, Computer, Turf, Beaver Creek, Headlong]

Jacob: [Crouching, then standing up] (Groaning) Ohhhh... what happened?
Bob: They took us to one of the Covenant's ships!
Jacob: Umm... Isn't that not a problem for you?
Bob: No, I'm a Heretic. They hate me.
Jacob: Umm... right. Look, let's just find a way out of this prison cell.
Bob: [Walks over to door] Hey Jacob! Look! A door!
Jacob: That's strange... the Covenant aren't that stupid...
Bob: [Turns around] What's this?
Jacob: [Turns around] Two dead Elites?
Bob: But who killed them?
Elite Guard 1: [Walks around corner] (Shouting) Hey you two!
Grey Cloud: [Jumps down from above Elite Guard 1 and melees him in the back]
Both: [Turn to each other] That's who.
Grey Cloud: I see you're awake. Are you working for the Boss too?
Jacob: Woah! Other people on the Force?
Grey Cloud: Duh! ...You are aware that there is an Elite behind you?
Jacob: Yes. Yes, I am.
Grey Cloud: Okay, just checking.
Bob: (Quietly, to himself) Hey, I've seen her before...
Jacob: Yeah, he's a Heretic.
Grey Cloud: A what?
Jacob: Yeah, that's what I said. You haven't told me your name yet.
Grey Cloud: Oh, sorry. I'm Grey Cloud.
Jacob: Oooo, a codename! I'm Jacob.
Grey Cloud: Now that you are awake, I shall leave you, and we will meet again someday.
[Grey Cloud throws a grenade straight down. When it explodes, she jumps out of the screen]
Bob: OOOOOOOoooo... Pretty lights!
Jacob: She can't fool me. I know she's an AI.
Bob: [Turns to Jacob] A what?
In front of the Control Panel
Grey Cloud: I've got those two completly stumped! Now I just need to complete downloading myself into the harddrive.
Inside the computer
Grey Cloud: [Looks around] Wow. Roomy.
[Misterious Person walks from one piller to another]
Grey Cloud: [Turns to Misterious Person quickly] Who's there?
Turf
Jacob: [Running around] Ohh... I am so lost!
Bob: Hey Jacob! [Turns to soda machine] Look what I found!
Jacob: (Quietly, then loud) We are lost in an abandoned city, an all you can think about is GETTING A SODA!?!?!?
Bob: No, it's a map! Now, it says to go this way! [Turns to door]
Jacob: That's a wall.
Bob: No, look! [Pushes door open]
Jacob: Oh, Cool!
Beaver Creek
Jacob: Wow, Bob. You did good!
Bob: What is THAT?!
Jacob: That is what we call a Memory Cube.
Bob: Ooohhhh... What's that?
Jacob: It is what we need.
Bob: (Quickly) Oh. I knew that! But why did they hide it in the river?
Jacob: I don't know. A serious lack of judgment?
Bob: Yay! I like judgment!
Jacob: You don't know what that is, do you?
Bob: Nope! Not a clue!
Jacob: You're hopeless.