| JAGUARDOG'S INITIAL MASS-MAILED LETTER: Subject:
WE HAVE A FIGHT GOING ON I WANTED TO WARN YOU ABOUT
Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 07:05:02 -0500
To all my Epinions friends. I wanted to WARN you or a small
problem we are currently having myself and a friend I tried to stand up for with a very
abusive, vulgar JERK that has been on my WOD for over 2 years now by the username of
Sordid-1. I believe a few of you are already aware of this what can I call him (not
person, not individual) well anyway of it's way of commenting and being rude.
I have included the link of the most recent attack below if you would like to check it
out? I expect him to visit my reviews very soon and either leave rude comments on mine as
well or start leaving BAD ratings and anyone who talks back to him he will do the same to
as well so I thought I should forewarn all my friends as quickly as possible.
He is even told to stop using his vulgar language and continues and threatens my friend to
contact Epinions and report him or her or it (not sure if it’s male or female but my
best guess based on the language is male?). I have also included a copy of his most recent
comment left there.
God Bless you all, Ron.
[Editor's Note: links to amor2filho's reviews and cut and pasted comment
text deleted - 2/1/03]
SORDID-1'S RESPONSE:
Dear RON DRAIN,
I would just like to pledge my support in the noble, valiant effort you are undertaking to
rally your friends to rid Epinions of this Sordid-1 character. Since he has stood up to
you and your trust-slutting buddy, I think it is clear that everyone should band together
as you suggest and make him pay for his insolence. That bastard! How dare he speak a word
against you! You have done the right thing, RON DRAIN, by covertly going behind-the-scenes
to try to get others to do your bidding for you. That way you won’t even have to get
your hands dirty! You are a smart man, RON DRAIN! And an honorable man! That should be
apparent to all!
Here are my suggestions for action in what you so boldly proclaim as “our” fight
(although, come to think of it, this “fight” didn’t have anything to do
with ANY of these people you e-mailed, did it? I guess it was actually YOUR fight, huh?
Come to think of it again, maybe it wasn’t even a fight at all. Looking at the
comments, it more appears that you jumped in to a discussion like some pedantic schoolmarm
and tried to shove your weight around, and then he merely told you to shut up. Hmmmm…
nevertheless, for his audacity in telling you to shut up, HE MUST BE PUNISHED!)
#1) Let’s all revenge rate him! I see that you., RON DRAIN, and your little buddy,
amor2phi, have already started this process here (www.epinions.com/content_88034348676
) and here (www.epinions.com/content_86878686852
) Way to take the lead, RON DRAIN!
#2) Let’s all leave rude comments on his reviews! Once again, I see that your pal
amortie2phi ho has taken the lead and got the ball rolling by leaving rude, irrelevant
comments on his last two reviews! Way to go, ho (but you are falling behind, RON DRAIN,
get on the stick!)
PAUSE… wait a minute, RON DRAIN… didn’t you say that HE was the one who
would be leaving unwarranted bad ratings on others? If that’s so, why does it appear
that you and your pal are the ones that are doing that? That’s odd, huh?
#3) Get someone with some small grasp on the English language to draft a letter to rally
others to “get him”. No offense, RON DRAIN, you are a great leader and surely
stand at the head of our little effort here, but wouldn’t it be better if we got
someone to write such a letter who is not such a raging moron? I mean, your effort is
appreciated in sending the initial e-mail, but, let’s face it: It was jejune,
blatantly personally motivated, barely readable, sub-junior high in its quality of
writing, and appeared to have been written by some petty, moronic, subliterate,
vindictive, little shitstain of a man (that being you.) Perhaps it would be more
convincing if written by someone with a shred of integrity, and, perhaps, maybe even
someone with some talent at writing (rather than you, RON DRAIN.)
#4) Report him to abuse en masse! Nothing if more becoming than a whole group of people
gathering together to enact the petty whims of one of their buddies! That is community in
action! If you are too weak and stupid to stand up to him directly, it is far better to
try to get your buddies to do it for you, right RON DRAIN? As a matter of fact, it does
not even matter that he has done NOTHING that could be reasonably construed as worthy of
being reported to Abuse, just make some shit up. We can all learn from you, RON DRAIN!
#5) Kick him in the nuts. Yeah, let’s all put on our boots and kick him right where
it hurts! That’ll show him! Anyone who tells our hero, RON DRAIN, to shut up must be
punished! PUNISH HIS TESTICLES!
In all seriousness, though, RON DRAIN, you are an idiot and a petty, vindictive,
manipulative little idiot at that. I can only hope that some of your “buddies”
to whom you have mass e-mailed this visible manifestation of your blatant idiocy are
capable of recognizing this. Since I know some of the names on the distribution list, I
would trust that they ARE capable of discerning this simple fact.
You are out of your depth, bucko. Please continue to write so you can provide everyone
with plenty of amusement as they snicker and laugh in your not-particularly-bright face.
And keep the e-mails rolling! You are one convincing mofo, especially when you leave out
the facts and just shape it to your own liking!
With love,
Sordid-1
JAGUARDOG'S ELOQUENT AND FINAL RESPONSE:
Since this came from you I didn'tpther reading a word of it and could
care less what your useless self has to say! |
