Sherwood Clay Randall Jr., born 12 September 1960 to Sherwood Clay Randall Sr., and Rosemary NMI, in Washington D.C. (the murder capital) via C-section at 11 pounds 7 ounces. (My weight has increased a mere 1600% since that time.) I'm six feet tall (wearing platform shoes), and maintain an ideal weight for that height. I have blue, grey, or hazel eyes (depending on the light and who you ask).

Why do I go by "Clay" instead of "Sherwood"?

(Compared to the rest of my family, I really look fairly normal.)

I believe in death and taxes, not that I am overly fond of either. In fact, that's a pretty grim outlook. Actually, I believe I'll have another beer.

I am a computer programmer (okay, "Software Engineer"). My specialty is communications programming, particularly with microcomputer systems. I work primarily on E-Mail systems. Here is what's in my corporate online bio.

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