Now This is what the web is really all about for me. The ability to easily deliver my biased, pig-headed, self-assured monologues to the unsuspecting public.

Want opinions? I've got em. I have opinions about everything, and people who have talked with me in person would tell you that I'm more than happy to share them with anyone who will listen (or anyone I can corner). Unfortunately, constraints on my time limit my ability to commit very many of them to writing. Following are just a few (relatively) short samples. Bon appetit.

(If you read through all of the following essays you can feel satisfied that you've done your part in wasting bandwidth on the net. And you have way too much time on your hands. Of course if you're reading this, you've heard that many times before.)

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