My mother, at four foot eleven and a half (she insists on the "and a half" part), had five children and five C-sections, so her stomach looks like something that could go through a bar-code reader. (Needless to say, she is not fond of two piece bathing suits.)

Incidentally, that makes me an official "pumpkin head". (When I find a hat that fits me, I'll start wearing hats.)

Seen here is my mother in a candid family photo. Since she particularly likes me to take pictures of her washing the dishes, or when she's talking with her mouth full, I like to oblidge her. I particularly like the "No!" expression in this one.

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