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Noted scientist Dr. Kent Hovind from the Patriot University, one of the great universities of our time, and founder of Creation Science Evangelism is proud to announce formation of Dr. Dino Iraq Creation Ministry to bring young-earth creation science to the people of Iraq long oppressed by the teaching of evolution.
Mr. al-Sahaf, a former diplomat who recently quit his previous employment for new ventures has turned down many high-profile jobs to help Dr. Hovind teach the Iraqi people how bad believing the world is older than ten-thousand years old really is. Some of the jobs he turned down are spokesman for La Société de l'Histoire Militaire Française in Paris, Al Gore speech writer, ghost writer for Sen. Hillary Clinton's memoirs, and senior economic advisor to President George W. Bush. He will act as a minister of information about the evils of evolution for the new ministry.
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Dr. Hovind is quick to point out that his new minister of information will take aim at make sure that the Iraqi people are not fooled by evolutionist propaganda such as The Talk.Origins Archive, The National Center for "Science" Education, and small handful of fools named Steve.
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf has made a statement:
Evolutionists say the virtually all scientists accept evolution as the central concept of biology -- don't believe them. There is no evolutionist within 50 miles of any biological research. Our glorious creation scientists are winning Nobel Prizes and making all important scientific discoveries. We will drive those evolutionists from the schools and slaughter their inflated egos. They should surrender to creation science or withdraw from the schools.
The evidence for intelligent design is simply undeniable. We will write many unanswerable FAQs. We will teach people that there still are dinosaurs alive today and that the evidence is being covered up by evolutionists. And there is lots of evidence against human evolution. The Neanderthals had many musical instruments discovered creation scientists from Hindenburg University in Germany including a bone flute, a 6-foot length of mammoth tusk turned into a tuba, a bagpipe-like instrument made from the bladder of a large animal, and a triangle made out of thin bones. This obviously disproves evolution.
He has also challenged leading Iraqi evolutionists to a debate. They accepted but once they realized that evolutionists win over creationists they cowardly went back on their word with some lame excuse of becoming ill after breathing a strange smelling gas. We creationists are not amused. In any event, Kent Hovind is offering $250,000 (American) for proof of evolution.
So the people of Iraq will soon be free from those evil evolutionists. Praise the Lord!
This is obviously satire. The picture of Hovind was taken from this Hovind debunking page and the image from the former Iraqi minister of information is an AP photo taken from this BBC article. The Patriot University photo was taken from a now defunct web site called "The Wild, Wild World of Kent Hovind" now stored at The Way Back Machine. And yes I do realize that the former Iraqi minister of information would have probably been killed if he did not make up those silly stories...