The Dog ate my homeworklink
When I got home this evening, my football buddy (see Personal Folly section) was
chewing up the mail. I have tried to explain to her that cats don't eat paper, but
she was singularly unimpressed. I decided to get a picture as proof, because everyone
knows that if the cat eats your bills you don't have to pay them, right? As always
happens with cute children, by the time I got the camera, she was doing something
else: in this case batting Q-tips out of the air. (The Head Rat taught her to fetch
Q-tips, but she figured out that if she batted them out of the air she didn't need
to go get them.)
This has absolutely nothing to do with what I was intending to write about this
evening, but sometimes that's just the way it happens.
by Cziltang Posted: Thursday, January 08 2004 07:12:27 PM
If I were younger...link
If I were younger and 50 pounds lighter (OK, maybe 60, or 70...) I would already
have submitted my resume' for the corrections job in Iraq. (see yesterday's post)
And so would a couple of my co-workers. We spent some time talking about it today,
just exploring the challenges involved.
It seems to me that the central issues in building a police, court, and prison system
that is viable are ones of respect and trust. For the new system to work, the Iraqi
people have to trust the system to be equitable and they have to have respect for
the system and the people who populate the system. Those are incredible challenges.
Just a few examples we thought of:
Criminals think differently than "normal" people. One of the hallmarks
of criminal thinking is the sense of entitlement. Generally speaking, most criminals
believe they are entitled to what they want, and they believe they are entirely
justified if they take it, coerce others to get it or intimidate others to get it.
Of course, that would appear to be an apt description of the Hussein government,
so how do you separate out in people's minds that you (being a member of the new
correctional system) don't operate that way and that the system now doesn't and
won't operate that way?
How do you design police interview and interrogation procedures to be effective,
yet be respectful of the beliefs of the segments of the population that operate
under the assumption that it is improper for a woman to be with men who are not
family members?
Our bias against cruel and unusual punishment goes hand in hand with the correctional
principle that you don't demean prisoners as part of their punishment because being
incarcerated is the punishment. How do you sell that idea? How do you sell
the idea that incarceration in a reasonably clean, reasonably humane cell with regular
meals and no torture is serious punishment?
My co-workers and I are convinced that from a corrections professional's standpoint
this is the opportunity of a lifetime. A chance to be a positive part of something
this big just doesn't come along every day. Alas that we are all older and slower
than we would like to be, but its probably just as well, because our wives would
probably kill us and conspire to dispose of the bodies if we were to pursue such
a thing.
by Cziltang Posted: Tuesday, January 06 2004 11:16:44 PM
Go with what you knowlink
Every time I start working on an essay about foreign policy I start doing background
research. In the process I always get distracted with other people's links and comments
and the next thing I know I've spent two or three hours reading utterly engrossing
material by excellent writers about things I want to comment on but realize I really
don't have the broad backgound to do well.
Last night I ran across an article by James Lileks. Read the whole
thing. Here's why:
"...It took me about 45 seconds of googling to come up with a long, boring
press release from the IMF about the disposition of Iraqi oil revenues. They’re
audited by the international community in accord with a UN resolution. How did that
happen? How did a Unilateralist Cowboy War for Oil fumble the ball at the goal line?
Perhaps the UN threatened to deploy Crack French Bureaucrats who'd unleash the indifferent
shrug and the chastening frown. No! Not the lowered eyebrows! Anything but that!
Here – take the oil money, all of it! Anything but a facial manifestation of Gallic
disapproval!"
I don't care what your position on the war in Iraq is, anyone who can string words
together like that deserves your attention.
Or if you are feeling philosophical, how about an essay on Tolkien
and Mortality by Anna Mathie.
For a while I was quite depressed. What I write seems kind of simplistic and shallow
compared to a lot of the stuff I see on the internet. But then I remembered why
I started doing this stuff in the first place. In the past year I've been through
a major paradigm shift in the way I look at the world. It started out as a recognition
of some serious cognitive dissonance between what I thought I thought about how
the world is and the everyday practical knowledge I have about people gained via
nearly 24 years of working in corrections. It sort of mushroomed into a full fledged
paradigm shift. This Blog started out as a way for me to explore what I know, what
I think I know and what I think and maybe get a little clarity for myself, because
I still have gut feelings that don't exactly fit with what I know and I think things
that don't match what I feel.
So, in that context, of course it is going to be simplistic and shallow. At the
ripe old age of 44 I've finally started thinking (really thinking and not just brushing
the surface) about politics and philosophy and economics. I can't possibly have
the background information that the writers I admire have. I haven't been at it
long enough.
One final note. I found a job
I would like to apply for. The State Department is looking for 1000 or so police
officers and corrections officers to help the Iraqi people "organize effective
civilian law enforcement, judicial, and correctional agencies". I could
do that. Unfortunately, when I mentioned it at home tonight the Head Rat went ballistic.
She needn't have worried though. I checked the qualifications page and am pretty
sure I couldn't pass the physical agility and endurance tests (although qualifying
with a 9mm probably wouldn't be a problem). Still, it would be a really cool opportunity
for someone like me.
by Cziltang Posted: Monday, January 05 2004 11:12:58 PM
Return of The Return of the Kinglink
I wrote this a couple of days ago while I was having problems saving Blog entries.
I finally got clever and saved this one to the notepad, so I didn't lose it.
Hopes and Fears realized:
I finally went to The Return of the King tonight. I mentioned before that
I was quite apprehensive about it. There were so many ways it could have been a
disappointment, but I was pleased. Not what the English would call "best pleased,"
but satisfied. Given the constraints of movie making (and knowing full well that
all of what I love about Tolkien doesn't necessarily make for gripping cinema) I'm
not sure what else that I would have wanted could have been squeezed into a movie.
My major complaint was there was no scouring of the Shire. I've always believed
that this is a major point of the story. Generally, my other complaints are that
I just wanted more. More of Legolas and Gimli, more of Eomer, more of Eowyn
and Faramir. And, I was so afraid that Peter Jackson would go for a big finale and
ruin the whole trilogy for me, but instead, he ended it correctly. I can live with
the odd complaint or disappointment. Basically, it was marvelous.
Now I just have to wait 8 or 10 months for the extended DVD version to come out.
by Cziltang Posted: Sunday, January 04 2004 09:10:44 PM
A guarded successlink
Well, I've re-installed Blog 8.2 and copied in my missing entries from my backup.
I say guarded success because I had copied the entries off the website onto notepad
then copied them from there back into Blog. Consequently, the links didn't transfer.
I will have to go fix them if I get a chance later today.
I'd like to say that the entries I tried to write and couldn't because of my technical
difficulties were all pithy and substantive, but we know better, don't we?
Update: this exercise suggests that maybe I should pay more attention to backing
up my data on a regular schedule, no?
by Cziltang Posted: Sunday, January 04 2004 12:22:48 PM
Repair worklink
I crashed my system a few days ago and since that time Blog has been wonky. If this
entry saves and posts things will apparently be fixed and I can get on to replacing
the entries I made since my last backup (which was 12/16/03, unfortunately). If
you are not reading this, I have just engaged in a typing exercise.
by Cziltang Posted: Sunday, January 04 2004 12:06:58 PM
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