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Summer seems to have finally broken here in the Ratlands. It wasn't an especially
brutal summer as these things go in Kansas and it was a lot wetter than usual. Still,
I just don't handle the heat as well as I used to, so I really start feeling better
about this time of year. We now have days in the high 70's and nights in the 50's.
Still a bit warm for my taste, but I'll take it. I'll like it even better when Daylight
Saving time ends and I have long dark evenings to enjoy. Give me a crisp fall evening
with a waxing moon and the sound of geese flying overhead as an accompaniment to
the sound of the keyboard and the glow of the computer screen and I'm happy. Add
in a wee bit of Laphroaig Scotch, lose the computer and throw in an outdoor fire...
On the family front, Rat Jr. got a job in a manufacturing plant. She is now getting
up at 4:00 a.m. Our sleep schedule is seriously out of whack. Mostly I see her for
a few minutes when she gets home from school at night. I've been hoping she would
find a job, but full-time with mandatory overtime may be a bit more than she was
bargaining for. Still, even adjusted for inflation, it is a lot better money than
I was making when I was her age.
And finally, one of the truths about blogging is that for most of us, no matter
what you have to say, someone else has said it first and better. This came in my
e-mail this week from a friend.
The Bill of Non-Rights
The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from
GA. This guy should run for President one day...
"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone
get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation
safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to
ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain
and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden,
delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident:
that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they
require a Bill of NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other
form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is
guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based
on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the
room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full
of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver
in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make
you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are
the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but
we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional
couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation
of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice,
but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health
care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you
kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest
of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob,
cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised
if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't
have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to
have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take
advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before
you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that
you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you
are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who
were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from,
English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (finally....)
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage.
This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the
freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear
of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history,
and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!
If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic
will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about time common sense is allowed
to flourish. Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you do not,
who will?
Vote - it's American as American can be...!
OK. Maybe it is a bit over the top, but I'm especially fond of articles I, II, III,
and V. And while it might be refreshing to watch, I don't think anyone this blunt
would survive a presidential campaign.
One other bit of food for thought. Some time back I ran across Dissecting
Leftism. Guess what his political orientation is? One of the interesting things
about this guy is that he is an Aussie, but spends quite a bit of time writing about
American issues, having apparently spent some time working here. I don't remember
where on the web site I read it (maybe in more than one place?) but one of his central
points is that the mark of any good leftist is the desire to tell other people what
to do. I thought that was a bit simplistic, but after having thought about it for
a while, I'm having second thoughts.
A while back, I wrote about my family
gathering fiasco with my sister and brother-in-law. One moment keeps coming
back to me. I don't remember how it came up, but I mentioned the California legislature
passing a bill that would have made it illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to
go into a tanning salon without a doctor or dermatologist's prescription. I had
mentioned it in the context of needless intrusion and government regulation with
strong overtones of parental responsibility as opposed to the idea that the government
should protect us from ourselves. My sister, on the other hand, thought it was a
marvelous idea. I don't remember my sister suggesting anything that the government
shouldn't regulate.
My sister isn't what I would call a "flaming liberal". The willingness
to accept both regulation and the underlying idea that people need to be told what
to do disturbs me. I'm going to have to think about it before I buy the whole concept,
but "telling other people what to do" does seem to capture something intrinsic
to the left.
by Cziltang
Posted: Friday, September 24 2004 09:56:34 PM