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Cziltang's Ratlands DALI I had a staff member ask me today for clarification on gay men's hygiene. I'm not sure what it is about me that suggests that I'm an expert on gay sex. Perhaps it is that I am relatively open minded and can be a veritable fountain of obscure information. This particular question was, "why would gay men have Midsummer's Eve douche in their bathrooms?" I asked the staff member why it was that she thought I would know the answer to her question. To which she replied, "well, you talk to gay people don't you?" Well, yes, I do. I have a certain personal and professional curiosity. However, over here (he says, gesturing to his left) is "Profession Curiosity." Over here, (he says, gesturing to his right) is "Too Much Information." And way over here (he says, getting up and walking out into the hall) is stuff I not only don't know, but had never even considered the possibility that their was anything to know, until you brought it up. It was just one of those days.