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Elton Bob

Age 10, showing off my sister's Red, White and Blue leather hippy vest, I also started signing all of my school papers Elton Bob.

Ok people, Please understand, when I talk about the Elton John that played a big role in my childhood, I'm not talking about the old pudgy "Lion King" Elton John. Nor am I talking about the "Goodbye Princess DIE" Elton John. I'm not even talking about the 80s "I'm Still Standing" shit! I'm talking about the Late 60s to mid 70s EJ! This little fucker was cool! His melodies were brilliant and Bernie Taupin's lyrics were the perfect blend. EJ was the hero to thousands of ugly little kids who wanted to be able to believe the Rock & Roll dream could happen for them too! (Like me!)

My introduction to Elton John was by my older cousin. He spent most of his time trying to find new ways to terrorize me. He once hung me by my belt straps to a tree then hung a couple of cats next to me They jerked and screamed and clawed, fighting for air. He then grabbed my feet and swung me left and right as dead cats swung, slamming into my chest and face! Then he built a small fire and asked me if I wanted to see what would happen if GI JOE was in a real war. He hung GI JOE on a stick and held it over the fire until it melted into a strands of plastic. One day he showed a soft spot though. He invited me into his room, which I, of course, I entered with great caution. He asked me if I wanted to play some records. I didn't say anything. He put on a 45 of "Someone Saved My Life Tonight."

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THE EMPTY SKY era Elton John (1969)

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