CJ and Bob -Open Letter

The CJ & Bob fan club

Dear CJ & Bob,

I hate to bother you guys and your families. I know that being millionaires with businesses to run, setting up new businesses, taking great vacations to places like Europe & all, and of course the big headache of moving all of those millions around. Wheeo! My head just swirls at how busy you folks are. Living like kings, queens and princes, what a great life you must have.

We're just plain folk. Some of us have lost our homes. None of us can afford any kind of exotic vacations like you guys. Why, heck, going down to that there Burger King when they have those 99 cent specials is one hell of a night out for us. OH, here's a tip, order one small coke and several straws, you can keep going back for a free refill when they're not looking and the WHOLE family can share the same drink. Yeah, I know that it's not exactly legal. But, my mental and physical health has deteriorated a bit the last couple of years, so I guess I could blame it on that.

Yup, I know that our lives would be a lot better if we had the retirement money we saved decades for, but you folks have decided that you know how to enjoy our funds better than we do. I must admit, I would never have thought about living the kind of lavish lifestyle that you do. Just give me a nice roof over my head, 3 square meals a day, maybe go down to the movie show a couple of times a month and going back east to see the family every year or so. But heck, it's kind of hard to do all of those cool things now. Maybe you guys could put us on your Christmas mailing list and send us one of them there family newsletters ... so's we know how great life could be!

No, wait a minute! Maybe me and the other fan club members could work together and hound you until you pay us back. Then we could resume our normal boring lives.

Maybe we could each call various state and federal government agencies, the news media, our congress people, our attorneys, ANYONE that will listen & help!

Maybe we should all work together as a team to bring you to justice.

We're going to bring you down assholes, WERE GOING TO BRING YOU DOWN!!

HANG IN THERE!!!