Blacks
A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him. She told him to prove his love to her she wanted him to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When it was erect is said Wendy and when it was limp if said Wy. They got married and went to Jamaica to a nude beach for their honeymoon. Wendy told her husband to go get them a drink so he went to a stand on the beach and noticed the man who was waiting on him also has a Wy on his penis. He said oh you must have a wife named Wendy to and the waiter said no mine says Welcome to Jamaica man have a nice day!!!
What do you call two blacks in a shoe box?
A pair of black loafers.
Heard the black version?
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
When along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And said, "What you got in de bowl, bitch?"
How do you get twelve blacks in a Volkswagen?
Toss a welfare check in the back seat.
What do you call a black girl with no brothers?
A virgin.
Heard about the new college fraternity called Sigma Jig?
You have to have two blackballs to get in.
Where do cocoons come from?
M-M-M-Mississippi.
What do you call a black man in Bangkok?
A Tycoon.
What do you call lipstick for blacks?
Mop 'N Glow.
What do you call three blacks at a Klan barbecue?
Charcoal.
How do you make a black person nervous?
Take him to an auction.
Did you hear about Evel Knievel's cousin, Ku Klux Knievel?
He tried to jump over seventeen blacks---with a steamroller.
Why do the lions in Africa go around licking each other's asses?
To get the taste of native out of their mouths.
What's a hula hoop?
A teething ring for black babies.
Did you hear that the KKK named Marvin Gaye the Father fo the Year?
A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock. "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".
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