What do you call someone who's half Indian and half Chinese?
Uglee.

What's an Italian virgin?
A girl who can outrun her father.

What do you call a Mexican in an earthquake?
A jumping bean.

What's this? (Pull out the skin on both sides of your neck.)
An Ethiopian with a grain of rice stuck in his throat.

How come they canceled the Mexico City Driver Ed program?
The donkey died.

What do you call a pitiful Puerto Rican?
Despicable.

What do you call two Vietnamese in a Trans Am?
The gooks of Hazard.

What do you call hemorrhoids on an Eskimo?
Polaroids.

Goose a Mexican ghost and what do you get?
A handful of sheet.

Why don't black and Chinese people intermarry?
Because their children would be called "chiggers."

How many Italian mechanics does it take to give your car a lube job?
Only one, if you hit him right.

The man was taken aback when he walked into a bar in South Dakota and was told, "Sorry, we don't serve Indians." "But I'm not an Indian," the visitor protested.
"Prove it."
"How?"

What's the difference between a teacup and a peacup?
A teacup is what the English drink out of, and a peacup is what Mexicans drive.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Italian?
A guy who makes an offer you can't understand.

What do you call someone who's half Jewish and half black?
A Hebro.