What happened when the leper's mom died?
He fell apart.
What's a leper's favorite song?
Hands Across America.
What did Helen Keller say when someone handed her a cheese grater?
"That's the most violent story I've ever read."
What do you call a hippy with no legs?
A veteran.
Why don't midgets use Tampax?
They trip on the strings.
What do you call a one-legged ballerina's costume?
A one-one.
Seen the new medic-alert tags for epileptics?
They say, "I am not break dancing."
What do you call a fight between two test-tube babies?
Jar Wars!
Why do babies have soft spots on their heads?
So that if there's a fire in the hospital, the nurses can carry out five
with each hand.
What's 34.5?
Sixy-nine for midgets.
"Yeah, Doc, what's the news?" answered Fred when his doctor
called with his test results.
"I have some bad news and some relly bad news," admitted the
doctor. "The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live."
"Oh my God," gasped Fred, sinking to his knees. "What could
be worse news than that?"
"I couldn't get hold of you yesterday."
What's white and goes up?
A retarded snowflake.
What does a cannibal use to cook a person with epilepsy?
Shake' N Bake.
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If a waitress with one leg is called Eileen---
and a Japanese waitress with one leg is called Irene---
where do they work?
At the I-Hop!
What do a blind gopher and a male virgin have in common?
They're both praying they'll find the right hole.
The deaf-mute ran out of rubbers, so he walked into the drugstore, unzipped
his fly, and laid his cock on the counter. Taking out a dollar, he put
it down in front of the pharmacist and pointed expectantly at his penis.
The pharmacist looked him over, unzipped his own fly, and laid his own
cock on the counter opposite the mute's.
Verifying that his own was clearly larger, the pharmacist pocketed the
dollar and walked away.
Why don't blind people sky dive?
Because it scares the shit out of their seeing- eye dogs.
What do you call someone who's psychoceramic?
A crackpot.
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