First Hooker: "I just finished giving a blow-job
to a ninety-five-year-old man."
Second Hooker: "Oh, gross!"
First Hooker: "No, Weinstein."
One day a JAP goes home and tells her mother that she's
been raped by a large black man.
"Well, hurry, go into the kitchen, cut up a lemon, and suck on it,"
her mother instructed.
"Will that keep me from getting pregnant?" the JAP asked.
"No," the mother snapped, "but it'll wipe that stupid grin
off you face."
What's the definition of a Jewish nymphomaniac?
One that'll have sex even when she's just had her hair done.
What do you get when you cross a gorilla with a JAP?
Nothing. These are some things even a gorilla won't do.
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