The Guide to Dittohead E-mail Etiquette

Following these techniques will demonstrate the user's dedication to Dittoism, in addition to showing the prejudgmental opinions inherent in the belief system.
All of these techniques, along with the Rules Of Conservative Correctness, as originally posted on the Anti-Rush Headquarters site, will assure the user of 'winning' any exchange with 'liberals'.

  1. FLAME AND RUN
    When you find an address for a non-dittohead, immediately send off an insulting e-mail, ignoring the subject of the addressee's page. Then, immediately change or cancel your e-mail address. Alternately, use an 'anonymous e-mail' page.
  2. NEVER QUOTE
    This is related to Rule #18. By quoting back to your opponent, you give them an opportunity to document the fact that you are not responding directly to what they have said.
  3. CHANGE THE SUBJECT
    If your opponent rebuts your prejudices with facts and/or documentation/links, shift to another subject and say they haven't rebutted the new subject.Duplicates Rule #5
  4. IGNORE DOCUMENTATION
    If your opponent sends documentation or links, do NOT follow them, they are 'lies from the liberal media' (see Rule #3)
  5. NEVER DEBATE
    Always be on the offensive, if not actually offensive. If your opponent asks for documentation or Internet links for documentation to prove any assertion you've made, ignore them.
  6. NEVER RESEARCH
    When your opponent insists on documentation for your prejudices, asking where you got your information, respond with "If you listened to Rush, you'd know".
  7. BE CONDESCENDING
    Always assume, no matter how much more literate, educated and intelligent your opponent is, that you are superior. Even though your opponent is capable of responding to you and demolishing your arguments, they are still 'liberals'.
  8. AVOID FAIRNESS
    In order to make your 'victory' certain, remember that YOU have to prove none of your claims, whereas your opponent must prove ALL their claims in order to be right, no matter if the one being invalidated is totally unrelated to others. This is especially true if all your opponent's claims except the one have been irrefutable.
  9. "ONE-UP" YOUR OPPONENT
    If your opponent gives facts about a Neoconservative icon, present rumors about a non-Neocon leader.
  10. NEVER ATTEMPT TO REBUT
    When your opponent places the burden of proof on you, always remember what Rush said: "We're not going to get into a tit-for-tat, blow-by-blow" (10/11/1994). As stated previously, you have to prove nothing, you are offensive.
  11. DON'T READ
    Whatever your opponent's point is, assume that it is nothing more than an 'attack' on Rush. Do not attempt to determine what the 'attack' actually is, simply consider it a personal attack on Rush.
  12. IGNORE EXPERTISE
    If your opponent has valid credentials that Rush does not, pay no attention to them. Simply because someone has more intelligence and education does not make them 'right'. (Examples would be a lawyer talking about law, a scientist talking about science or a broadcaster talking about the media)
  13. ALWAYS GET 'THE LAST WORD'
    If you deal with a non-Neocon/dittohead, and they do not simply give up in frustration, be sure to send them a message stating "Don't write to me again". If you wind up on a mailing list [such as the "Ditto Busters"], immediately unsubscribe and leave a quick flame to the person maintaining the list - preferably a threat.


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